You have 10 seconds to be as Karl Pilkington as possible.
You have 10 seconds to be as Karl Pilkington as possible
Ryan Baker
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Henry Morales
Monkey news, alright. So, there´s this Harambe fella...
Asher Jackson
If the evolution theory was true how much do you think were dinosaurs surprised to see the first chicken pop outta one of the eggs?
Nathan White
I don't get it, if I'm working and I make £300 worth of tires in an hour, and the material and upkeep costs £30, why do I only get £15 an hour? Innit strange?
Luis Morgan
It's weird init? When you're _____ you _____. But then _____ and ______. It's like, ______.
Ricky: You absolute _____. How could you be so _____.
Merchant or whatever his name was: laughs
That's all I got. Pretty much every episode but I loved it nonetheless.
Dylan Powell
>Merchant laughs
Nah he was the worst cunt on the show.
Ricky would make jabs at Karl like a mate. Stephen the lanky sack of shit that was bullied although school and can't get a bird went full cunt mode on Karl because he (merchant) thought he was a superior being, not realising Karl is happy and didn't spend his high school years getting beat up the 'lads'.
Andrew Clark
Why do we exist
Do we actually exist
How do we prove we exist? I mean I know I’m here, but how do I prove that everyone else is
Dylan Anderson
Karl is so dumb he discovers solipsism
Isaiah Smith
Wasn't there an episode where Stephen made a joke about Karl's wife and Karl just said "how's your wife?" and Stephen went on a huge incel rant?
Thomas Young
The clone moment was legitimately a philosophical answer.
Dominic Brooks
Goddamn. I used to be able to do a spot-on 'Karl Pilkington describes Man of Steel' off the cuff, but now I can't.
Fuck. Can you forget how to be funny?
Connor Sanders
He’s smart you fucking sugar snorting retard.
Nolan Perez
Little monkey fellah, innit
Zachary Torres
DON'T. TALK. SHIT.
Jace Richardson
Nah mate, their conflict goes from way back, and they both were to blame for it.
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Charles Turner
LET HIM SPEAK
Isaiah Rivera
Karl was "stupid" in the sense that he had a weird combination of not thinking things through to the end and then not being able to articulate them well but he's not ignorant.
Lucas Cooper
NO
HE’S TAHKIN SHET
KAHL, STAHP TAHKIN SHET
Bentley Bennett
He’s low INT high WIS
Brody Fisher
Homeless people need to get a job. To get the ball rolling we can give some of the homeless the job of helping other homeless people find a job
John Hill
Toes. What do we even need them for anyway?
I say just get rid of them. Then yo wouldn't need to makes shoes as long as we do now.
Save some material. Enough leather to maybe save the life of a cow. I'm sure he'd be happy about that.
Jeremiah Mitchell
>used to always kill flies
>now save them
Who else took the /doingtheirbit/ pill?
Benjamin Foster
I just realized Joe Rogan is American Karl Pilkington.
Sebastian Robinson
All I’m sayin is... if they’re drawing right? Then there’s no ‘arm innt right?
Matthew Roberts
Oh God...What do we have to do to get them together?
>karl: we know that we have six fingers and toes in the womb.
>joe: woah. jaime bring it up on screen.