Could Steven Universe make Darkseid change his mind?
Could Steven Universe make Darkseid change his mind?
David Gomez
Tyler Stewart
Stevens ability to make people surrender by talking and crying at them is clearly an ingredient to the Anti-Life equation.
Chase Ortiz
No
Ayden Torres
No.
But Steven would fit right in in Supertown.
Nolan Brooks
No, but the Gems might become new shock troops for Darkseid
Sebastian Morales
"I am many things, Steven Universe. But here... I am God. "
Julian Smith
Absolutely
Nathan King
People who think he can haven't watched
Superman/Justice League
and people who think he can't haven't watched
Steven Universe
Gavin Green
In all seriousness White Diamond would probably provide a solid proof of Anti-Life. The ability to make all things YOU and YOUR will, with the only limitation being how much of YOU can be spread without disseminating.
[(SELF*PRIDE)^EGO]/WILL=DOMINANCE
Landon Jackson
>Darkseid seeks the ALE to dominate the minds of all sentient beings
>Finds himself bent to the will of this pathetic, fat, overgrown baby because it’s bawling in public without shame or restraint
>realises this is what he’s been looking for all along
>”reforms” and asks Steven to teach him his powers
>In his next fight against the Justlice League he doesn’t bother to get up from his chair, just smirks triumphantly...
>And falls to the floor bawling his eyes out
>The JL have no idea what to do, they can’t just beat up this grown man crying at their feet, how would that look? He’s not even fighting them, it’s just awkward and everyone’s embarrased. The parademons refuse to even look their master in the eye.
>It’s 5 whole minutes before they just can’t take it anymore. “Stop Darkseid, please! We’ll do what you want, just stop fucking crying!”
>A month later and Darkseid has taken over Earth’s internet, constantly broadcasting the live image feed of himself in a diaper, bub and pacifier.
>Mankind must do as he commands, lest they all be witness to this 8-foot gravelly monstrosity throwing a tantrum on a magnitude that could make any toddler blush.
>Darkseid smiles for his victory is now absolute. This week, Earth and the next, creation.
Adam Bailey
>Darkseid is.
Blake Phillips
He's going to make Steven wear this.
William Young
This but with Whitey instead of Darky.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
CRY FOR DARKSEID
Jonathan White
It seems that he does, at first. But as soon as they are celebrating, he does some fuckery that corrupts the Gems and turns them into an instrument of His will.
Never trust Darkseid
Darkseid Is.
Mason Fisher
Gay?
Andrew Brown
Darkseid is.
Logan Jones
Don't leave us yet, Steven. I want you to see your adopted homeworld bow down before me.
Only then will I allow you death's sweet release.
Hunter Anderson
Based.
Alexander Smith
FUCKING BASED AND DARKSEIDPILLED!!!!
Logan Jackson
>He's going to make Stevonnie wear this.
ftfy
Leo King
DARKSEID IS
Blake Edwards
You knew for a fact this was somebody’s fetish.
Logan Jackson
Graffiti by Himon adds the word 'gay' to all signs proclaiming that Darkseid Is
By all means, let us celebrate the absolute victory of tyranny, horror and despair over freedom, joy and hope.
Brandon Bennett
Sure, about time the Gems had some competition in regards to slaughtering the galaxy for their own gain, rather than playing it easy and giving them no challenges whatsoever.
Nathaniel Butler
He wouldn't make it two minutes before Orion stomped him on his face.
Orion doesn't play around.
Funny. For all the Darkseid shit on Yea Forums it's rarely referenced that Orion was supposed to kill him - that, under Kirby, he would have.
James Jones
WEAK TO STAIRS!
Camden Adams
Darkseid ends up using Steven as a way to stream the Anti-Life Equation.
Christian Edwards
At least they are following a natural instinct, and more because they never questioned it than pure malice.
Again: are they worse than humans? Definitely not. What they do to objectively inferior alien races that are completely different to them - and they do so gradually over a period of centuries, ideally without any direct confrontation - we humans have done to each other since time immemorial.
Austin Mitchell
Impossible, it is anathema. Steven is practically the embodiment of the Life Equation.
Brayden Sullivan
>Orion charges into the throne room on his gay e-scooter, resolute in his decsision to murder his own father
>And is met by Darkseid, wearing a gargantuan diaper, sitting in a high-chair and sucking milk out of a bottle.
>’Ahh, my failed spawn. It seems you have finally came to me: the final, orgasmic doom that is-‘
>’You know what Dad I think I’ll come do this some other time’
Michael Ramirez
I reiterate: he wouldn't even finish that sentence before flying kick to the face.
Orion doesn't fuck around.
Ryan Reed
Everyone knows that. Orion was also supposed to die and DC couldn't let FICTIONAL CHARACTERS die because then they wouldn be able to revive them for more stories, right? So they shelved the new gods for what, ten years, before finally letting kirby write hunger dogs
Austin Davis
>natural instinct = zero malice
Great. You've just excuse all of Darkseids actions. Because Darkseid is literally tyranny incarnate and does what he does because of this.
Its in his nature to enslave and conquer others, and in this regard, he himself is a slave.
>Humans are the real monsters
Yeah, its taken us thousands of years to push are planet to where it is now.
The Gems have gutted who knows how many planets with similar biospheres in the millions of millions of years they've existed.
They're outright worse than anything we could dream of.
Josiah Miller
>Bottle
We all know he would breastfeed from Power Girl
Wyatt Evans
Orion’s nothing but a little bitch-baby
Aaron Morales
No way. His only successful redemptions were very dependent on the situation.
Peridot grew to care about the world after being exposed to it a bit, Lapis was grateful for Steven's friendship and willingness to help her even after she attacked him and his friends, the Diamonds were turned by his connection to their sister, Bismuth was turned by uh... something something gay wedding important.
Darkseid is actually an evil asshole and none of that would ever come close to swaying him.
Then again I hear Darkseid is on a fucking hero team now so what do I know.
Jackson Rogers
Nope. Instead Darkseid would break him and turn him into his enforcer. And that's just him being generous. But before that, Darkseid would Omega Beam Steven's dad...while sitting on the most comfortable chair. He also claims the chair. All chairs Darkseid sits on are automatically his.
DARKSEID IS!
Ayden Brown
>Then again I hear Darkseid is on a fucking hero team now so what do I know.
[spoiler[He ended up betraying everyone.[/spoiler]
Leo Powell
You failed at spoilering but it didn’t even need to be, it’s what Darkseid does.
Hunter Jenkins
Honestly a little surprising.
I have been reading a lot of Marvel lately and stupid shit sticks for a lot longer over there so I guess that messed with my expectations.
Jace Bailey
>Because Darkseid is literally tyranny incarnate and does what he does because of this.
Even Grant never wrote this. And Kirby certainly never did. They may have emphatic character traits, they are not 'the god of this' or 'the god of that'.
>They're outright worse than anything we could dream of.
Absolutely not. The scale, maybe. But the Borg assimilate cultures in hours, defiling the intelligent beings into mindless drones.
The Gempire gradually converts the life force of planets into new Gems, so that crops very gradually fail, game animals get fewer and fewer in number until, after about a thousand years, the last human dies, never having known any better than that hunger is normal.
And what are we to them? Monkeys, and I am being charitable. They are a completely different form of life. Whereas we habitually abuse and destroy our own kind, and are in the process of gradually rendering our own planet uninhabitable without turning it into anything better than a graveyard.
Benjamin Moore
Don't he will be drinking a glass of milk
Joseph Hall
>that look on Supe's face like he just unloaded a solid 2-ton brick of lead in his red undies
Xavier Lewis
No. But his optimism and love of life, could be a good barrier agaisn't anti-life.
Ethan Nguyen
>: are they worse than humans?
Objectively? Yes.
They conquer entire planets. Humans only fuck themselves.
Alexander Jones
Because we don’t have the technology, if we could do it, we would.
Adam Barnes
Okay... I don't think you understand what 'objectively' means.
Angel Davis
Nononono. Don't give me bullshit excuses. The Gems are worse and nothing will ever change that.
Isaac Morgan
Sounds like she's been hanging out with that D-bag Chopra
David Jackson
They are not worse, user.
The scale of their actions is different.
But ethically? It's no comparison.
Thomas Morgan
If we could, we would.
Hunter Gray
What the fuck is a Rebecca Sugar, why is the name so prominent, is it an LLC or is it a fat bloke in a Doctor Who scarf?
Daniel Nelson
She made a cartoon called Steven Universe.
Adrian White
>When your friend's child is acting up so they have to yell at them, but they yell at them just like your parents yelled at you
Matthew Garcia
Yeah but S.A. Corey is about as real as Franklin W. Dixon, a legal entity designed to generate The Expanse / Hardy Boys royalties, respectively.
Show us a picture, let's see it. A picture of S.A. Corey is a picture of a nerd and a money guy.
Sebastian Morris
Next time, use google, asshole.
Connor Cook
No, Steven will just make Darkseid reconsider his positions and act more like a benevolent dictator to the masses. The tyrant then fries the Crystal Gems, and Diamond Authority with his Omega Beams and give him female furies as sister figures.
James Thomas
Now show me the birth certificate.
Jackson Torres
Nah
James Rivera
>all these Steven redemption threads
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