I’ll just look into his mind and-AAAAAAARRRGH

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Ass n tiddy ass n tiddies.

If Martian Manhunter wasn't such a jobber he would be ridiculous.

I mean the martian nigger has all of superman's abilities, then he has a bunch of abilities of his own, some of which are ridiculously overpowered on their own.

>Its all Loss.jpg variations, Diana
>Loss and rickrolling and dabbing

>Thats what you get for trying to mindread the pink psychopath mannie

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>That one episode of JLA where they used his ability to job to defeat the enemy

Telepathy is a really powerful ability that is only countered by robots, animals, demons, magical creatures, gods, daredevil, aliens and anyone with very evil thoughts

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explain daredevil

something something hypersenses

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I feel like this is incorrect, like Thor has been brainwashed by a mortal level telepath before.

Something's wrong when you have an audio file of Carl Lumbly screaming in pain saved in your brain. Young Justice got it right in showing how powerful a Martian on the team actually is - of course, the writers had an easier job due to the teenage characters' limited powers.

who cares user, it was yet another opportunity to shit on telepaths. Emma had planet level telepathy in that comic, too

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Read Ostrander's run. J'onn is a fucking beast in it.

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This looks pretty gay

I wonder what that man is thin-PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS

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I would add the Inhuman Royal Family to that list of those who can somewhat counter Telepaths.

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Thor has 2 brain cells

>Don't worry J'onn we're coming to help!
>AAAAAARRRGH

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Jobber thread?

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It has also been countered by insane minds.

>ww losing to aquaman
>hawkgirl having a mace of infinite bad guy destruction

Don't worry my friend! I'll help yo-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Every episode of season 1 Justice League ever right here:

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what if Xavier and John tried to read each other's mind?

Wasn't there some JLU interview where they stated they wanted to focus on MM's unique powers?

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Lemme just HNNNNNNNNG

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Makes sense probly the equivalent of a flash grenade sudenly going off in your face while high as fuck

Lets bridge East and West for a moment. Which green fuck is the worse jobber, J'onn or Piccolo?

Why is that electrocution is okay, but blood is not
Seriously how many times did they get electrocuted on that fucking show

J’onn, because at least Piccolo was a good dad.

oh shit, you just reminded me of this

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Piccolo didn't job, he got legit outclassed.

Hey guys

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Lol

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