Ahahaha....What a nice movie.... ahahaha would be nice to experience this with someone......ahahaha

I got it from google.

Maguire was too busy crushing puss as a part of DiCaprio’s posse

what did he even tease him about?

Also based

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I feel like a gamer trapped in a society's body.

cute!

Jesus fuck

god she's fucking ugly
I'd rather jerk off to a monkey

When racism makes you blind and stupid

U gay

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>>keep asking when manlets will learn
>this is what happens when they do
We need a final solution to the manlet question.

Well yeah but he's not exactly a catch either

how was I being racist? I just called her ugly and would rather jerk off to monkey

do that and come back and tell us about it

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The only thing stopping you is you, boy.

Girls like twinks now. Girls like all sorts of shit, I mean fuck Filthy Frank is a borderline sex symbol. And the Chinese bitch that whathisname playing Shang Chi is a western plot to falsify what an attractive Asian is.

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user, before posting that pic I started (then reconsidered) typing a greentext about my last weekend at my best friend's wedding that would have probably gone 4k words and been super boring.
I know, believe me, I know. Look at wojack when he was just feelsguy. He harbors no anger, no bitterness, he knows.

I knew that looked familiar...

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Someone in the press tour costume department knows what they're doing.

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>tfw I know a weird blonde girl that acts like MCU MJ
>meet her at a party after a few years
>she's got good assets all around (skinny waist, big ass, the works)
>get to talking with her
>by the end of the night, I find out she has a boyfriend
So fucking close...

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>she has a boyfriend
>the end
LIfe is so simple when you're young.

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I guess. Still sucked to find out because I thought I was making good progress.

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Don't get me wrong, I feel you, interferences are just of different scales in different contexts.
Keep throwing that line. God I wish I was Parker Lewis.

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Wasn't Toby Maguire being a piece of shit poker player during his life?

Why did Pete stand in the middle of London Bridge with his mask off in full view of bystanders and News outlets?

They are?
I had no idea. I don't follow celebrity things, but sure I bet they look cute doing it. I didn't like her at first, but now I think she's kinda cute.

I saw the movie with my brother because my wife didn't want to go and also because he has a car.

>I didn't like her at first, but now I think she's kinda cute.
I'm amazed that Hollywood is pulling a slightly less subtle She's All That on the entire world over 3 movies. Amazed. It's like the entire world is Freddie Prinze Jr. except less attractive.

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>slightly *more subtle
My bad.

>And the Chinese bitch that whathisname playing Shang Chi is a western plot to falsify what an attractive Asian is.

china thinks the guy playing shang is average to ugly looking
youtube.com/watch?v=F-6H8XfIE4o

would be funny if the big china push from marvel is their first bomb because china thinks the lead's too ugly

>china thinks the guy playing shang is average to ugly looking
That's what I was trying to imply.

user, seriously, it's not all that. It's nice enough and lips are surprisingly soft and warm, but it's not going to make you happy and a girlfriend won't fix your problems or make a black day sunny. I've been there. It just leads to more depression when you push them away or sabotage things because you can't be fucked with suddenly dedicating most of your free time to making them feel valued and validated. You spend more time on your phone texting bullshit and making evening phonecalls than you would think is possible. Free time? Enjoy pausing that movie you've been waiting to see twenty times because you GF is bored at work. Have you ever wondered why some men, who don't seem particularly motivated, spend long hours at the office?

Building a family, and that being your focus to the exclusion of all else, is the only real reason to seriously date.

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I just need someone who'll show me some affection and actually cares

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Ned is best MCU boy

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>go on a date for the first time in years
>fuckin up nonstop
>probably painful as pulling teeth for her
>decide to address it and just tell her I'm rusty, and sorry
>she tells me I'm adorable afterwards

This might be it, man. But also, I'm thinking adorable is more of a friendzone word than a bone zone verb. I'll be so disappointed.

Based

How old are you guys?

At least you can compete against one guy instead of ~4 billion other guys.

Ever since i broke up with my gf last year I haven't been able to relate to any girl.
Ironically I gained a lot of female friends,even tho they aren't ugly I still don't want to date.
If I'm gonna do it it has to come from me or her,not by my desire to fuck

Are you me? I was the goddamn best man at a wedding a few weeks ago and have been depressed ever since

This, I've finally started having sex but they all with art hoes or Latinas that were either very hood or overly emotional and I couldn't bring myself to care about them.

>Mfw knowing I'll never have a relationship like this youtu.be/1Gq4ccrGpS4

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