Evil nintendo is at it again!

Who dares create a Kelly thread without my approval?

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"Wii" latest fad gizmo.

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When did Jimmy get a job at Time Magazine?

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Old media's dying. He's lucky to find work where he can.

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What an asshole.

Truly the saga of Kelly's consistent rightness is thrilling.

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t. Selfish Offspring

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Reminder this was the comic that the Onion almost fired Kelly for. Disgusting how deep the Water Cartel's tentacles into our society go, demanding we fetch water all day inside instead of going outside to catch Pokemon.

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>hypnotic violence
This is hypnotic violence.
youtube.com/watch?v=xss7N6ELobU

Whats so bad about it?

About water? What a stupid question.

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I love how the meat cleaver makes a baseball bat noise.

>Liberty has a tear being shed even when she'd underwater
o i am laffin

White is fine as long as you phrase your pumkin in the form of no paint daubs.

We doing a Kelly thread? It wouldn't be complete without posting the best comic he ever made.

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Lol this one reads as a personal crusade

Is all of this supposed to be ironic or is it post-post-ironic?

Absolutely none
Any reports of pre-Pong serial killers are just fake news spread by the powerful video game lobby

go back

If video games are known for causing sexism and homophobia among (white male) gamers, then how come they don't cause violence?

They do. Read the thread before posting.

What a stupid question. The barrier for becoming an asshole with your words is much smaller than the barrier for becoming an asshole with your guns.

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>words
Sticks &/or Stones

so not letting someone get to you by being an asshole is the same as them not being an asshole, right, cool

Being racist is worse than being a murderer though
DC will have the Joker skin people alive but he won't say mean words.

You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. Blame only yourself.

Effortlessly

look, Joker might be an deranged serial killer, but he ain't no racist

shan't

Sexism and homophobia are just the normal state of life

Exactly. You were hoping to be an Enlightened Centrist so you could smugly point out the hypocrisy on both sides.
>the left says that videogames will change your behavior
>the right says that videogames will change your behavior
>both sides are exactly the same

But as you now acknowledge, it's not even sticks and/or stones.
>the left says that videogames will make you rude
>the right says that videogames will make you a murderer
>the enlightened centrist says OMG BOTH SIDES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

Kelly is ALWAYS right.

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Guys I love my girlfriend but she's dropped my Switch at least 5 times and already had to replace the screen after I had it for 3 months. I literally clench my butt checks everytime she goes near it.

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I love how triggered people get at the tiniest glimpse of centrism.

Video games do make you violent.

Is Kelly Satire or what

it's true, whenever I lose a loot roll in FFXIV I go outside and punch the first person I see.

You must be a filthy European, or worse, a Canadian. We civilized Americans use our guns instead of our fists.

You just punch your wife stop pretending to be fancy.

It’s ironic you fool. There’s no such thing as “””post””” irony

I only punch her if she wins the loot roll, I'm not a monster.

Wrong.

It's enough to make you want to become a murderer just to teach them a lesson.

Kelly is a national treasure

>become
N E W B

the strip is at its peak when its extremely petty and personal

Kelly is a cuck.

>I’m gonna kill her in her sleep tonight

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Boston Strangler
Manson Family

shit is this a continuation of the Kelly Family Summer? Did the son and his wife break up? I can't handle all this deep lore.

he is the voice of a nation

Jack the Ripper was killing whores before GTA made it cool

"I'm gonna commit a mass shooting at the krusty krab!"

“Post” irony is a meme. Anything described as such is really just ironic, but the descriptor is trying to be pretentious as possible by pretending that it’s some advanced form beyond irony.

>grocery king (the one at 274 clark ave)
kek

At night!

Poe's laws makes it so that I'm unable to tell if this guy's a giant troll or just an idiot.

I don't get it, do people actually like these comics? They all just read like a senile old autistic man snarking at the world over trivial issues he doesn't understand. Does he think they're funny, or clever, or what?

>Honest celebrators are DC and Star Trek(and Vampi)
>Rotten Neighbors are Marvel and Star Wars

Poe's laws makes it so that I'm unable to tell if this guy's a giant troll or just an idiot.

Well then you should clench HER buttcheeks more often

Yes, he is

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Kelly is a satirical character made by Ward Sutton.
The problem is that Ward Sutton is a massive liberal and a gigantic idiot, so he's ironically right sometimes.
So, to figure out what message he's trying to get across, reverse it and try again.

Lady Liberty's pretty hot.

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For instance, this one.
From this, you can interpret that Ward Sutton likes Riverdale and thinks Archie comics are old and busted.
But Ward Sutton has no taste, so Kelly is Right Again!

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don't pretend the Archie comics are in any way better or more worthwhile than Riverdale

>From this, you can interpret that Ward Sutton likes Riverdale and thinks Archie comics are old and busted.
I guess you could interpret that, but I don’t see how. What if Sutton doesn’t like any Archie related stuff and is just making a general “old good, new bad” joke?

t. "jughead"

>being this much of a zoomer

save 50 cents

I am ashamed to say I don't have the answer to that. I have always noticed the Lemonade/Water Fountain socialism mini-arc, as well as the ongoing VHS/DVD/BluRay myth arc; but the family vacation arc completely slipped me by. I'll have to better organize my kelly folder and check dates. Perhaps there is a linear narrative to it.

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Okay, I have a few more from that summer. They're just out of order in my folder.

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Apparently I'm missing quite a few from this arc. Fuck.

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I think it is..she was pretty pissy the whole time and he looks like he's lost weight which a lot of husbands do when they get dumped & cucked.

WHO DAT

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kelly almost always has the best taste

There seems to be multiple familes.
>Family A, pic related
>husband has dark hair that is neatly combed, very noticeable combed part on left side
>wife has curly or frizzy hair, wears glasses, possibly older/ugly
>often used as generic everyman family
>one son, no daughter (usually)

>Family B, from All American Summer Arc
>husband, light hair lazily combed, part on right side and less visible
>wife has light hair, bob cut, pearl necklace
>one son, one daughter, both standard kelly youth design

And... [cont]

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Pic here: >Family C, which seems to be a newer or one-off design
>Father is not the father in A or B, but is most similar to B
>Wife is not wife from A or B, but is most similar to B
>daughter, no son

All families have been used with the same grandfather figure, who is obviously a Kelly stand in. But B seems to have become exclusively Kelly's relatives - and A the generic American family, unrelated to Kelly - until C, which again could just be a one-off.

Family A is the "ideal" family.
Family B is the real family, with one of Kelly's kids.
Family C might be another of Kelly's kids, possibly the girl seen here .

and not one since
checkmate warmongers

do Vietnam, Iraq 1, Iraq 2, and Afghanistan not count or are we still calling those "police actions" so we don't have to start thinking about how close to treason a president going to war without Congressional approval is

People were drafted for Nam, so it was a war, no two ways about it.
The rest were wars IMO, but have more room for debate about it.

>Still no game control legislation
Except you already can't buy video games with a certain level of violence if you're underage.

the ESRB is not enforced by law, and parents can buy violent video games for their kids no problem regardless. They also won't rate big games AO that probably deserve it because at the end of the day they serve the interests of video game companies and retailers, not customers.

And all this ignores that the ESRB was essentially rendered moot by Valve allowing unrated indie games on Steam.

Hey gyp (dig the slowness)

No, the one in is Family B, not family C. Pearls on the wife and the husband's hairstyle are dead giveaways.

What's interesting is the curly haired 'backstabbing offspring' that is openly labelled as such, but not seen until that strip. Maybe that's a representation of the patriarch of family C?

My interpretation: Family A was the prototypical generic family. Kelly used that for his self insert's family for a while, then switched to Family B which were drawn to resemble the real life relatives more closely. And based on All American Summer, the husband is Kelly's son. And thus the curly haired offspring is son number 2, so that's two sons and possibly two families; with three grandchildren - one grandson and one granddaughter as seen in Family B, and one granddaughter with pigtails as seen in Family C. But Family C isn't shown much at all, so perhaps Kelly has a relatively good relationship with that family - but maybe would prefer to have had another grandson which is why Family A has the one grandson. Meanwhile, family B are Kelly's main target of criticism, and possibly live close to him thus causing him to interact with them more regularly.

But it's just a theory. :^)

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>his ancestors didn't have a stonestation or a megadrivimus
poorfags LMAO

I usually agree with Kelly, but not this time.

>UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>I usually agree with Kelly
that's gonna be a yikes from me

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We didn't genocide the Neanderthals. We banged them.

Ironically enjoying this boomer humor.
Love me some cringe.

>I usually agree with Kelly
Oh no, he doesn't know.

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I believe said "world wars". Have there been any world wars since WW2?
I didn't think so.

Wrong.

>kelly threads

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