>BOOM
BOOM
Jordan Thomas
Hudson Jackson
GASP
Tyler Robinson
Wh-what do you want?!
Asher Edwards
Information... regarding a mutual acquaintance.
I -
Jose Scott
Why do you sound exactly like Bruce Wayne, the billionaire I met with and talked to extensively several hours ago?
Zachary Green
Jason Green
How would you know that and not be able to see that Clark Kent is Superman with glasses? Oops.
Hunter Carter
Who's Clark Kent?
Nolan Sullivan
Definitely not the reporter from the Daily Planet who periodically asks you uncomfortable questions. I have to go now, see you tomorrow to sign those contracts.
David Taylor
Before you go, you wouldn't happen to know who Harley Quinn is would you?
Adam Scott
See Kevin, this is what happens when you stop using distinct voices for Bruce and Batman.
Kevin Russell
>Asking the important questions here.
Colton Hall
This is the easiest Lex, come on now
Asher Richardson
(Come on, Bruce think of a silly name) Harley Quinn real name is H... Arleen... Quinn...zel. Yeah, that's it. Arleen Quinzel.
Logan Nelson
You're kidding, right? Whats the etymology of "Quinzel"?
Nathaniel Wilson
Did you get dressed up just to ask who Harley Quinn is?
Eli Cook
It's Sephardic. She's a jew. Are you mocking jews, Lex LUTHER?
Tyler King
That wont work and you know it. You know how deep my ties run to Israel. I was president, remember?
Michael Perez
You were only a candidate in this universe, Lex. And I remember your memos had a lot of parentheticals every time a surname ended in -berg or -stein showed up.
And don't use the "Brainiac did that" excuse again.
Benjamin Anderson
Bruce you fool, half the people who meet me think I'm black for some reason. There is no way you could paint me as a jew-hating racist, no matter how true it may be.
Adrian White
We'll see about that. J'onn, read his mind.
Josiah Edwards
>batman misses him casually admitting it
Tyler Jones
>AAAAAAAARGH
Nolan Campbell
Bruce I can confirm Lex Luthor is not one of the men Wonder Woman fought nearly 100 years ago. Additionally I'm pretty sure Harley Quinn is known as a woman named Arleen Sorkin.
Nathaniel Lewis
Jesus, J'onn, you're as useful as a marzipan dildo. Megan, your turn.
Ryan James
Bruce, I think I love you.
Benjamin Ortiz
HEY
HEY YOU GUYS
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
I OVERHEARD YOU WITH MY SUPER HEARING BUT I DONT KNOW IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW I'M
HEY SHUT UP DOWN THERE I'M TALKING
I SAID I'M JUST LETTING LEX KNOW I'M NOT CLARK KENT
I REPEAT I AM NOT CLARK KENT, BRUCE WAS WRONG TELLING YOU THAT; THAT ISNT MY IDENTITY
ALRIGHT THATS ALL, I GOTTA GO WRITE AN ARTICLE NOW
I MEAN, UHH, FUCK LOIS LANE
I MEAN GET FITTED FOR NEW SEEING EYE GLASSES
I MEAN UHH
UHHHHHHH..
Lincoln Richardson
Benjamin White
Everyone out of my property, now.
Elijah Phillips
Can we get a screencap of this thread please if it's done, please?
Lucas Peterson
It's a Utica name.
Joshua Lewis
What a tweeeeest.
Thomas Davis
"Your" property, mr. Luthor? May I ask why were you sleeping in my master's bed?
Adam Davis
Err... Brainiac must, uh, be still controlling me somehow. I have to go, bye.
Robert Campbell
Not so fast, Lex Luthor. Although your assertion is true, you resting in this room was not my doing. This intrigues me and I demand a satisfactory explanation.
Julian Barnes
Yeah, we are kind of intrigued too.
Camden Gonzalez
Batman! Brainiac is still controlling Luthor! Their combined minds must have knocked me unconscious!
Jaxson Lewis
No worries, J'onn, I'll take care of them just like the last ti-woah!
Isaac Gutierrez
Please, be more careful. I just waxed the floor.
Brayden Stewart
Hey, where's Luthor?
Jace Sullivan
>Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom
Ohh, what a pity, Lexie. You knew the dare was to sleep a whole night at Wayne manor. Guess you were not bAld enough HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hunter Turner
>Epilogue
Batman, I'll be taking M'gann with me. I do not trust you around redheads.
Jonathan Campbell
I've read this in their voices. Good job.