What if Man-Bat had genetically spliced himself with the genes of a fruit bat?

you supposed to say 'potassium'

What if Professor Pyg genetically spliced himself with the double helix of a fried porkchop?

Doesn't roll off the tongue and sound as similar.

It would be like that one episode of that one show we aren't allowed to talk about anymore.

went with the element/mineral that has the highest content in a banana.

There's a lot of potassium in blood I heard

>Man-Bat becomes one of the biggest villains in Gotham
>Does nearly nothing with his size and strength because he doesn't have a thirst for blood

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>Man-Bat starts stealing rokakaka fruit. each worth $1,884,600

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>Turf war with Ivy begins.

>Ivy learns Man-Bat guano is super effective.

Then maybe he'd pay his half of the utilities.

What's the deal with bats? How come some are very cute, like fruit bats, and some look like literal goblins from the fables of yore?

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>The War of Bats and Plants
>It's not even a physical war
>It's just the two of them bidding on rare fruits, buying local orchards, and debating plant rights

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mother nature was smoking when she was pregnant with that

Too bad they carry ebola

Fruit Man-Bat becomes Avatar of the Red.

Meet the Parliament of the Bat.

You know DC would do something for that for Batman...

Ivy should take over the Avatar of the Green.

With the Floronic Man's last actions of taking the Parliament of the Flower's chosen avatar she could easily make her own parliament of the ivy.

>Pretty much all his crimes revolve around raiding the fruit isles of grocery stores
>Batman's plans to stop him pretty much always just end in chin scratches

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all bananas in Gotham would be gone

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>We need more gay [anything]
that's where you're wrong

((Fag))

>Man Bat is shunted into the Parliament of Fruit
>Starts eating it all
>Fruit in the real world starts dying off

i dunno but i fucking love them

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>tfw no qt 3.14 barefoot boer girl to dangle you by your feet
it hurts so bad anons

Legendary

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He's a real fruit basket all right!

Though really you could also use the power of fruit to make people go into anaphylactic shock like the Condiment King or just burn them with fruit acid.

The weird ears and noses function as better receptors for soundwaves, and tend to show up on bats that rely on echolocation more than others. This tends to be the carnivorous bats, as their prey usually flies around everywhere, so their echolocation needs to be in top form. Fruit doesn’t exactly tend to run away, so for fruit bats, they only need echolocation good enough to stop them from running into trees. And for the diurnal species they may not even need that, using their eyesight instead.
t. zoology buff

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Vampire bats are cuter, tho.

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So the vampire bat that inspired Bruce was revealed to be the one experimented on by Man-Bat yes?

So if he used a fruit bat, the Batman would be inspired be Fruit Batman more then the Vampiric Batman we got?

Hm...makes me wonder.

>Alfred I am...FoxBatman! I must stop Man-FoxBat!

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ayo jus lemme get dat succ rel quick nigga

>So the vampire bat that inspired Bruce was revealed to be the one experimented on by Man-Bat yes?
wait WHAT

that was adam west's backstory

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>Man Bat facing off against the Penguin at the Iceberg Lounge
>Colorized recording

>cue penguins of madagascar theme

where is this where you have bats and penguins in one area?
>inb4 gotham city

Get this casual out of here

How else you explain a random bat running into a big ass mansion window when there's an entire cave underneath the mansion.

Langstrom was obviously experimenting on that one's hearing to repair his own and it escaped, tried to return to the original caves but hit the window of the manor instead due to it's impaired hearing.

This may be made up but I remember it from something related to Man-Bat.

But it makes sense to me.

South America.

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must have fled germany after the war

wow, I didn't know Cobblepot was into THAT

He could be Batman's new cute sidekick

Underrated ATHF reference.

Many fruits need to be eaten for new plants to grow.
>inb4 Ivy develops a feeder fetish with Man-bat

You can just soak them in water until the coating falls off and germinate as normal, man. You don't need to be gross about it.

What about Langstrom's wife in all this?

She ate seven bananas

I don't know but Mrs. Langstrom is going to be walking funny on a regular basis.

And that's terrible

It would be totally awesome.

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what the fuck, why

THOSE CHUBBY FUCKING CHEEKS

Cute :3

Then he would have big creepy Alita eyes

Best way to get rid of a vampire is to shit on it.

kek

vampire bats are so fucking useless. their digestive system is a maze and they piss constantly

daaaaawww they're like retarded dogs that fly and eat fruit

OM NOM NOM NOM

He would have become a fruit obsessed villain? I'm imagining something like a fruity cereal mascot but in real life.

what kind of dog is this

herbivorous and carnivorous bats share a common ancestor, but split off a long time ago. probably as old as the canine-feline split. meat eating bats mostly hunt at night and dark places so they evolved much more complex hearing and sensing organs. Similar evolution can be seen in some species of moles.

Meanwhile herbivorous bats mostly retain their original, rodent-ish features.

here you go

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I can't believe I laughed at this shit

tag, you're it

For you

I need ART.

ART of Batman busting Manfruitbat in the middle of a crime spree in the fruit isle, with cheeks stuffed with bananas. He would look like a dog that caught chewing on something he wasnt supposed to.

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This reminds me of the idea of having Killer Croc just be an ordinary crocodile.

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Also rabies.

Rabies, in large part, is thanks to bats because a huge portion of the population has it.

SHART

>"what do you think about the batman killer croc?"
>a crocodile is propped in a chair playing poker with a bunch of batman villains
>it eats part of the table
>"yah same"

so is that her...froot shoot?

>So anyone got a plan to off the Batman once and for all?
>Croc vibrates the water on it's back
>Good idea Croc! He'll never expect us to throw rocks at him when we just use guns.

>garlic? it's worthless. a cross? pff, shove it right up their ass, hahaha! a stake? only if it catches you in the heart, and then it just paralyzes you. running water? eh it's no problem, i bathe... occasionally. now, a shotgun blast to the head, eugh, that's trouble boy. fire? that's real trouble. penguin shit? well, you catch some penguin shit and it's all over kiddo. get it?

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That’s not what nature I intended

It also didn't intend for a freaky plant lady to force feed a confused man-bat and pick at his poops.