What are your hopes for the Little Mermaid movie, Yea Forums?

Disney wants pic related

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could be nice

I’d prefer Terry Crews, but is not a bad answer.

That it makes Based Disney another billion

That it flops before they show up in Kingdom Hearts

That they go nuts with it and instead of just slapping black mermaid into European setting they do some weird Afro-Caribbean thing.

but ariel is from middle of atlantic ocean, not europe

Hey, wait a second. That picture is obscured in a way to hide King Triton's visible erect penis.

Cast Jason Momoa as King Triton and all is forgiven

>ariel is from middle of atlantic ocean
The North Sea, off the coast of Norway, is not the "middle of the atlantic"

it's called atlantica, as in the atlantic ocean, my clever fellow

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>Ariel is a 16-year-old mermaid princess dissatisfied with underwater life in the kingdom of Atlantica, a fantasy kingdom near the coast of Norway in the Atlantic Ocean.
Fact: Atlantica is in the North Sea

source?
and you realise adaptations generally change things?

>hide King Triton's visible erect penis
try again

is it true that Melissa McCarthy will play Ursula? Do you think she'll do a good job considering her recent roles?

yes and yes. i think she'll be good at the role, dunno if she can sing, though

She's got a punchable face, i think that alone will carry her offcolor comedy that she will probably try.

I don't care as long as she wears the seashell bra and I get to see Ariel's exposed tummy.

It's funny how they missed an opportunity to hire a drag dude and get some social exposure and diversity points

The live-action remakes don’t have any sort of sway in regards to KH, if they did we would’ve had live-action Maleficent replace the current one ages ago.

>It's funny how they missed an opportunity to hire a drag dude and get some social exposure and diversity points
>social exposure and diversity points
>Not because of Ursula’s design and demeanor being heavily based off of the late Divine.
You disgust me.

>LGBT caring about cis men
That's problematic sweetums, you'll get dykes and MtF trannies and like it

Oh yes! Ariel should turn into a man when xhe gets xer legs! Then the whole story is about xhe axcepting xis transness with Eric and him exploring his latent homosexuality.

Honestly, Ursula's demeanor benefited heavily thanks to the campy and flamboyant nature of drag queens, without that she would have been a forgettable seahag

Hope they cast Kanye West

i know you are making the funny joek, but little mermaid has often been seen as a trans allegory

More like gaping anus.

Eric fucks King Triton's fish daddypussy

yeah, thats why i said they missed the opportunity

they're still cowards who want to be able to plausibly deny gay shit so china won't disown them

>tfw could've had a movie full of half naked muscle-bound twunks, otters, and daddies
>they're all going to be black
>and probably look the same
>and their black skin won't show as much detail as white skin
>and absolutely none of them will be blond twinks

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Dark skin shows off muscles better. It's why bodybuilders tan before competitions.

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The King getting BLACKED.COM

Trannies hate drag queens so they would riot.

If this was a homo version then KJ Apa would be a perfect Ariel

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only when it's oiled or sweaty. Which is obviously impossible underwater

Why are you so gay?

i don't know enough about hot dudes to dispute that so ok

>Trannies hate drag queens
dude what

he thinks all the screencaps he saw in r/tumblrinaction are real