ITT: Really dumb shit that makes you laugh

ITT: Really dumb shit that makes you laugh.

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To this day I'm wondering that the original is

Look, we all know elmer and bugs have sex at least once before. We just don't the levels of irony from bugs he was doing it with.

He definitely said "ain't I a stinker" post coitus.

I think it says “GRIEF”

oh I thought the comic was drawn over another, not that it was the original.

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its kind of visually smart that his hair gets longer and the collar gets bigger the further into acceptance he is

Traps should be executed

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with my dick yeah

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based tbqh

Think of how happy Grim would be in the company of such competence.

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God, I wanna make Grim happy.

>The alien has a Kaepernic jersey

Subtle

Literal vampire pot belly goblins, hobblin' around comin' after us.

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>cocking sounds
heh

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You should be executed too

>randall_convinces_mike_to_join_him.jpg

Nothing funny about being an aids carrier chimo. Fuck off and die.

Infowars is my favorite folk band

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>Someone finally added Doc.
AT LAST! IT'S A MASTERPIECE

>liking traps also makes you become one
Explain this meme.

youtu.be/eFLOz3QrVhg

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I hate this image so much but I lose my shit every time someone posts it.

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Any time the K6BD threads call this guy Salami Dave, especially when the discussion is otherwise normal.

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>It must be my brithday then, because now I get to barrel bomb all of you.

What storyline was the top from again?

with his own dick?

AYYYY 'ERRBODY

>cocking sounds
That's a sensible chuckle there

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Aw fuck you

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yes it was a toy, no nobody wanted one

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hahaha haha ha ha...

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omfg

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It's so amazing how a complete lack of face can express so much emotion.

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I still remember a thread around the height of everyone hating man of steel where someone wanted to talk about Iron Giant and within 2 posts people started shitposting about man of steel.

It was a depressing thread. OP was so sad

Son of a bitch

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>tfw you know what this is, don't read it
>watch as anons fall for it
>realize knowing that you know what it is means you also fall for it
fugg

I will now add this to my shitposting arsenal.

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Funny how you lot pretend they aren’t men, if you like traps you’re a gay man. Be proud of this.

I don't get it

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It's just a game bro.

I used to think that these people were new but only now do I realize that they completely understand but are in denile of their loss.

It's the crunching that really got me.

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This is why parents should let their kids play Yugioh.

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Fucking christ, I can't breathe.
The crunching kills me

>Rizzy

he should have written a letter

>punchline is a strawman
lame

EVEN THE PRINCIPAL GETS IN TROUBLE

>misusing strawman

meant to reply to second post

youtube.com/watch?v=_hbfANtWCso
>still not in 10k views

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youtu.be/tJdgErAfiRQ

Kek

It depicts people being shooed away, not detained. Thus, strawman.

t. retard

That the point retard

Never fails to make me laugh and I'll never understand why.

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>Stage three: Anger

>creator likes traps
>creator became a trap
>?????
>profit

>Spider-Man is a Mest fan

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action comics, the black ring

t-that mom is hot.
time to make SMUT.

>tfw the nonexistent mest are still better than the mets

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Op I just made the grossest sound while laughing at this. Thank you.

The hardest ive ever laughed at a filename was some fucking dumbass kids show gif with someone blasting off in a jetpack in a similar way
>always_a_pleasure_runt.gif

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He's from Queens?

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>it bwaall just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

fuck yeah, altered beast.

POWAH UP

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>A wall falling on a guy turned him into a super villain
hm

>Lab coat while doing masonry
He was obviously some kind of junior mad scientist.

Early Nazi policies involved mass deportations though?

Did we ever figure out the deal with these?

Wasn't the artist nearly arrested by Muslims?

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based

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Women over 35 beware

>le epic facebook 'teehee I'm so lewd X3' shit-scribbler
Take your shit and toss it out in the dump

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Can someone please post that avatar fancomic where the girl goes WANANANANANA?
it makes me lose my shit every time. Its like watching an episode of Jerry springer.

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I've always known traps are gay right from the start doesn't stop me from fapping

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if anything, I should have said set-up instead of punchline
top panel is a strawman

smoothbrain

youtube.com/watch?v=Jk8S2KFq7lM

Even if it's just me out of the entire planet, I will never not laugh at this user

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>if anything, I should have said set-up
foxnews.com/politics/ocasio-cortez-compares-members-of-migrant-caravan-to-jews-fleeing-nazi-germany

So what pains the man of steel the most?

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No.

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Most of them were legal citizens though

I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEEE

>chimo
They say "chomo" specifically because that sounds retarded, you know

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You're not alone, user.

Holy kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=yaHOvWMPeJA

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I'm listening to Yellow Submarine and this synced up perfectly

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>out the sides
Does Saint Elmo's fire do that?

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>no nobody wanted one
you were just too poor, that shit was aweome

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For what?

THAT'S NOT HOW FREEING AN ELF WORKS REEEEEEE

>giving a shit about elves

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>not spoilering the image

>not joining SPEW for the chick

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And then almost a week later, the panda returned from the dead.

Resurrected as a honeypot.

Not once the laws changed

Werewolf jones got ripped

>A honeypot is a decoy computer system for trapping hackers or tracking unconventional or new hacking methods. Honeypots are designed to purposely engage and deceive hackers and identify malicious activities performed over the Internet.
Does it matter if it exists to protect something else?

Not a tech honeypot, an FBI honeypot.

Wish they would address it in the MCU. I think there was a reference to it in the comics though.

My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go aaaaaa
aaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAA

surprised this wasn't posted yet

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>FBI
>When loli is protected by the first amendment

federal law is fine with loli, it wasn't considered obscene.
it's state laws that might get you.

>randall’s_tail_finds_mike’s_soft_spot

>people could only ever hate "x" because deep inside they want to be "x!"

fuck off with this thinking, it's so fucking stupid, especially when it comes to shit that people are obviously going to be disgusted by

>See you later, shitlords.

IMBECIL

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>Pareidolia is a psychological phenomenon in which the mind responds to a stimulus, usually an image or a sound, by perceiving a familiar pattern where none exists.

My God.

It was Skeletor in a jetpack. You're welcome.

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Every time I see this contraption I lose it, absolutely hilarious.

Oh i see

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State laws only get you if you import the physical manga.

>tfw the game have had a renaissance the last half year or so
Feels good man

I don't think the pipe comic is funny but this cracks me the fuck up

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kek

wait. is ulturon really taking a shit on a sleeping woman?

It varies from state to state (and even judge to judge), because it's the old obscenity laws that cover the topic. In some states you can technically be busted for just downloading a loli.
Typically even in the states where it is illegal, it's not enforced unless you have actual child porn as well, in which case it's an extra charge for one more nail in the coffin.

Always!

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Well yes. And no.

>Mike_and_randall_do_chinese_italian_impressions_as_Sully_looks_on_in_horror_as_hes_one_eighth_italian_and_like_three_percent_asian

more like racewar johnny

Well, it's really Tony, made to look like Janet by Ultron, but yes, we just never talk about this story.

>Not the 'beep' 'beep' edit.

Really cute

>competence
>Light Yagami

Dumbass

It really is retarded. Imagine saying the same thing for racism or sexism. People would flip their shit.

Sides location: Neptune's orbit

>this_thread.png

Subtle yet splendid

So , does that mean he is gaining or losing his erection ? .

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I can hear the sound effects 10 years later

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some of the edits are really good

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Yeah. Guy has a fetish for people being wrapped up like deli meat.

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This one is fucking amazing.

Everytime

Of all the things ive seen here, this one feels like its the most degenerate and perverted

Garfield al Assad

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>competence
yes?
it took literally millions of dollars, the death of the top 2 detective in the world and several years to get him
almost all of the world governments caved in on his demands

yes it is
malfoy's father gave dobby a book he didn't even knew there was a sock in and it worked

Motherfucker.

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>tfw /pol/ are just true niggaz in white bodies
Now I truly see, dawg.

>Wise from your grave

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I guess Spiderman is in the same universe as one punch man

Had to go to fireden to retrieve this one.

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penis in butt

beautiful

man the first time i saw this i nearly died laughing. that must have been what, 8 years ago or so?

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what

Yeah, Malfoy his owner did. It's not just anybody giving an elf clothes, otherwise Hermione would be handing out cumsoaked socks in the kitchens every night.

that's some royal guard shenanigans

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oh yeah, forgot harry wasn't the owner, silly me.
should have used that other grouchy elf he inherited from sirius

Don't
Don't close to
Don't close to meeeee

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Wait, I am lost. Didn’t the elves stop cleaning the Gryffindor dormitories because Hermione was hiding socks all over?

I seem to remember something like that, but I'm pretty sure that was them taking offence? Like a black guy working a gig they like in the south and having someone always coming up to them and giving them directions to the underground railroad. That, or the fact that they were owned by the school might mean they might see the students as their owners and therefore be wary of accepting clothing.

always cracks me up

kek

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I'd let Elmer blast me with that shotgun all he wants desu. Go all Kurt Cobain in my face and all.

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I didn't move or make a noise but my heart did do a little hiccup

This was from the simplified comics that were a tie-in with the Electric Company. Not canon. Same series that gave us the Thanoscopter.

his dad dying of a heart attack.

Her nips are hard so that must've turned her on

Idk why I love this so much

They were sick of her leafleting campaigns. They work for Hogwarts, so even if she gave them socks they wouldn't be free. Otherwise how the fuck would they get any laundry done?

Does raise the question, is Dumbledore considered their owner as headmaster of Hogwarts and if so, is he the only person in the school to do their own laundry?

Damn. ICE should have just asked them to leave. I'm sure they would have done it and it wouldn't have come to this.

>Otherwise how the fuck would they get any laundry done?
The same way Dobby did? It's not like the Malfoys would have done their own laundry, is it? Dobby was just an exceptionally free-spirited elf that chose to seek freedom through the loophole of Malfoy handing him the book with the sock.

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And then Deadpool did it to him.

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Fuck man, haven't seen that one in a while.

IF THIS SCHOOL GOES UNDER 50 MPH IT'LL EXPLODE

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How in the world did you gather that from the comic? Do you somehow think traps AREN'T gay?

lmao

Okay so I googled it because it was bugging me. House elves become free elves upon the presentation of clothes from someone above them in a “household”. House elves can do laundry because the clothes are left around for cleaning and not being directly handed over. Dobby was set free because Malfoy handed him clothes “directly”. Hermione was warned about not trying free Kreacher by handing him clothes. House elves are immediately freed when clothes is handed to them even if they don’t want to go, like Winky.

So it’s very possible Hermione could have been able to free the Hogwarts elves with her “looks like a trash-pile” presents.

>the 'beep' 'beep' edit.
I need this.

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>presents.
Oh right, she was basically boobytrapping trash with presents wasn't she. That definitely changes things from just leaving socks around.

>beep beep
Am I missing another joke or are you writing the roadrunner sound as beep beep instead of meep meep?

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Wolverine is so shit, power creeping his healing factor is part of it.

In the old days if you shoved a sword in his lungs he would actually need to take a minute to heal it off.

>meep meep
What's it like being retarded?

Well keeping kids in cages isn't quite the same as a concentration camp, but it's still fucked up. Lady Stonetoss probably has no soul.

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Obviously if someone had been living in the US all their lives, they wouldn't want to be sent away

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beep,_beep_(sound)
>Chuck Jones, the creator of the Road Runner, has stated that this sound, the only way the Road Runner can harm the Coyote, was inspired by hearing a Doppler-like effect as background artist Paul Julian imitated a car horn when he could not see where he was going. Julian voiced the various recordings of the phrase used throughout the Road Runner cartoons, although on-screen he was uncredited for his work. Although commonly quoted as "meep meep", Warner Bros., the current owner of all trademarks relating to the duo, lists "beep, beep" as the Road Runner's sound, along with "meep, meep." According to animation historian Michael Barrier, Julian's preferred spelling of the sound effect was "hmeep hmeep".[1]
The guy who made the sound spelled it hmeep hmeep. It's definitely not beep beep.

onions mexicano
and let me tell you, those immigrants have no respect for you or your country, all they want is to find a job that pays them in dollars, because they can earn more money doing the same things they do back home, but earning at least 2 hours an hour can be a really big improvement, but believe me, if the US economy was different they wouldn't care. That means they have no love for your country, they don't bother going through the legal ways of acquiring a passport and a visa. Sure its expensive and takes time but if they wanted to be seen as actual victims they would be trying to do it that way and have the government deny them all. But as it stands they're all criminals and they don't deserve your sympathy. Not from us and not from you.

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More correct would be “Those who most vehemently demonize x are likely guilty of x and try to distract from it”, which holds true for a lot of things.

I wish I could earn two hours an hour. I'd be immortal in no time. Well, half all time really.

Husband to a murdered son, wife to a murdered king

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Ah, but you are forgetting the time tax and sleeping. You are really only making .95 an hour per hour. Be smart like me and join a soul selling group like mine. You sell a few years of your life to me now and I teach you how to buy people’s time. Then you go and and trade their time for money and get that time back in almost no time. And if you fail to meet your quota all you forfeit is your soul. And I doubt you are using it anyways.

You son of a bitch!

>And if you fail to meet your quota all you forfeit is your soul.
You just made me laugh because you reminded me of how I bought people's souls for in-game shit when I was a kid. I kind of miss the dumb shit you could do on forums attached to browser games, before they all moved to facebook.

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Ah, these fucking things.
Good for out of context reaction images

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They stopped because they were insulted, not because they were scared of being free.

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This one goes off too fast

ANDREW DOBSON

please never post in filename thread.

Yo not for not but naked elmer is kinda hot

>Literally just full of white version of WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIET
Damn you’re right

stitch must be crushing that 5x5

You cheep bastard

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Well?
Don't keep us hanging.

No

I fucking love this one but it really can only get you once.

Funny cos its true.

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The laws haven't changed in America, they're just being enforced. All the people being deported were never citizens in the first place.

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The fact they had to force all three characters into the same situation just kills me.

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i liked the scene (and the whole movie) but this always makes me laugh

lol fucking hell

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That's just Captain Haddock's personal cash.

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What's with all this Miss Lasagna content?

>naruto mario

this shouldnt be as cursed as it is but holy shit

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This is a Carlos level joke.

Anyone got that Godzilla as Superman in Man of Steel screencap?

What a dick.

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It's time for a hentai adventure.

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fucking hell

I like how Mew pauses before mentioning Pokemon cum, like he's too disgusted to say it.

disgusted. right.

This comic had a fair bit of potential, just for the contrast between the dumb humor and horror elements. Then it turned into "Jojo, but also aliens"

Immigration laws have changed a lot over the recent decades and are often changed in this country based on the political climate. Hell Trump's trying to change them currently with regards to asylum seekers. Not to mention no where in the laws does it mention that you have to go against specifically Mexican immigrants yet that's what we're currently doing, ignoring many illegal immigrants from non-hispanic countries.

I mean I know it's dumb to argue you cause you're kinda dumb and just hate anyone different but there are facts out there on this. Like shit you learn a lot about US immigration law changes throughout history and how it's based a lot on racism and economic needs in middle school. And you can just like Google recent law changes and how what's currently going on is kinda technically illegal by even US laws but US lawyers and judges are just choosing to interpret the laws in a kinda fucked up way.

I think morally the only way you can justify what's going on is by saying Mexicans aren't human which is why everyone calls it racist. Even if they're criminals we have laws on how to humanly hold criminals and we're obviously breaking those.

garfield is funny and he makes me laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=cm8oingEtps

im mexican and i say youre a dumb ass cuck. theyre going after illegals because they are most of them. theres no big conspiracy here. most illegals are unfortunately hispanic, so those are the ones to get booted. and even if theyre not being held in 4 star hotels, theyre still doing better than when obama held them in cages and gave the kids to human traffickers, which trump is actively avoiding with this holding period.

do you cry racism when crack downs on gang crime result in a bunch of niggers going to jail? almost all gang crime is black, which is why mostly blacks suffer from it. its not racist to point this out or to have a result of blacks in prison.

youre just a bitch who wants to act like hes better than others by pretending to care because those poor hispanics cant use their brains so you need to for them. no. those niggers chose to break the law and are paying for it. i know personally that they abuse every single system they can find. i know they are people looking for a better life. people with kids and families, but the way they get that better life is by fucking over everyone who pays taxes. you have no idea how much free shit illegals get.

in essence, you need to shut up and go fuck yourself and let nature take its course.

t. mexican whos not afraid to call out bored upper middle class white "men" with nothing better to do than virtue signal

I'm Mexican too and I didn't read your post cause I can't read

>someone said they'd send his gay porn to the cops he he couldn't draw hands
>he couldn't
>tried to anhero by drinking bleach
>lost a few feet of intestines but lived

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I am American and I say you type like an inbred from one of the states nobody knows of. No foreigner fucks up the language like you have in your post or bothers to write that much to say so little. Fucking waste of tax dollars everyday you and your family are alive.

Go back to 9gag and stick to fantasizing about your sister, it’s all you worth.

That's not dumb. The original was.

>ignoring many illegal immigrants from non-hispanic countries.
We focus on them because they make up the vast majority of illegal migrants, Mexicans alone make up like half of all illegal border crossings because of the border we share with them.

I always hear illegals get free shit but can I ask how tf you get anything like WIC or foodstamps or income tax brakes if you don't have a valid social security? I only ask cause I've tried getting on foodstamps and it's a bitch for me so I gave up but how tf do you get it as an illegal with no social. I guess fraud identity but you say it's like large numbers. Is there like a network underground stealing millions of us citizens social numbers for mexicans to get foodstamps? Cause my dad's a citizen and technically should get disability given his poor health and he can't walk but it ended up he'd basically have to divorce my mom to do it cause she makes too much money (she doesn't make shit but whatever). So like tell me the ways of your people.

Mexicans on Yea Forums usually shitpost in Spanish cause it double pisses off pol and validates them. I miss that shit

If you're in mexico aren't all gang crimes cartels? Why are you on blacks?

I am ecuadorian and I say you are dumb fuck

xplane

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Still one of the best

t. white faggot

I feel like if id seen this show id be roflcoptering, but I can appreciate the joke.

I didn't even get to the jump-scare and it still did a number on me you bastard.

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NYEHHHH!!! */lost*

When did Flatman join DC?

B A S E D

In fact most based thing I've read online in at least 2 weeks.

Dude an electrified fence was enough to take out Logan. I've even seen issues where Scott saves Logan from like a 30ft drop because it would've completely fucked his shit up.

Ohh now I finally get what that was about.

well uh listen i just said im mexican and that means you have to believe me because i said it so it's true shut the fuck up
nigger nigger nigger see? im based and youre a cuck
dont make me use a meme on you

How did it feel to get your sissy onions cuck ass handed to you by this hombre?
Your anus is gelling up in anticipation of a burrito boffing as I type this.

I mean yeah, if you count intentionally writing every situation where he's surrounded by bumbling retards as competence, then sure, Light was super competent.

I couldn't read the reply cause I don't speak Mexican. Can some one translate it for me?

How does this have so much better art than the original?

Damn, that's some precision level gameplay.

That's DBZ, you chud.

God these stupid ass comics never fail to crack me right the fuck up.

>mexican poster
>shits on the blacks
checks out, based post too

>you type funny
try a counter arguement faggot

What's the other half?

You are so dumb you can’t even figure out what the counter argument is. Any further conversation would be fruitless.

Bit of advice. Kill yourself.

Get me an SSI cause I want US gibmes but as a citizen I can't get em so easy. so give me yours since all you mexicans get em according to your argument

based

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I don't buy that you're mexican and most of what you just typed is a swirled combination of nonsense and speculation.

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short answer they don't. They pay taxes and get essentially no services. If anyone's winning it's the tax base but, y'know, brown people are bad alright. What are you a fag?

Fuck this one got me bad.

I mean this was the first time I saw anything that looked like it.

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Got me. I love it. Actually reminds me of a friend of mine who moved recently. We were the only ones who've played it within our circle of friends. Thanks, user.

Based

Anybody got the gif of the getting blown up?

Illegals don’t really get “free shit”, but there is some stuff that they get that is “free”. Like if they get injured we heal them in hospitals or we put out their homes when they are on fire. And then their are then dents the put into society, like if an illegal who isn’t faking a social gets in a car accident they usually don’t have insurance or if an illegal robs a store and gets deported before restitution the money comes from someone else.

And the issue is if they have kids here even though those kids are now legal Americans they want to shove those kids education under illegal immigration costs.

Overall illegal immigration is a hard to cover issue economically because those illegals are also one of the dirty secrets of our economy. We export a shit ton of cheap goods that can only be produced because they are made by underpaid fruit pickers. A lot of illegals who work real jobs are paying taxes, but they also will probably never get a chance to collect social security. Businesses love them because they can keep certain jobs cheap by higher people who are probably illegal. Can’t form a union if they call ICE on your staff. It’s why most of the talking heads for the republicans condemn illegals for vague hard to quantify things, but never really slam the corporations and businessmen who give them the jobs that make them want to come here.

I always hear this shit and I always ask how tf you get benefits wo a social and I always here "they got ways!" Like it's some underground shit. I think what it is is it's Mexican American citizens do get benefits and folks just confuse them w illegals cause they speak Spanish. I swear the next step is gonna be deporting Hispanic citizens on any benefits then they're gonna try for blacks and then we're gonna end up in some revolutionary shit. once enough folks die liberal Europe is probably gonna step in and the whole world will put trade bans treating us like some 3rd world shit hole since that's how we'll be acting. Once corporation's dip out cause all they love is money we'll actually be in the shits for Germany to try redeeming itself as a good guy and starting ww3. Fucking maybe Japan will ally with us and Israel.

Idk I'm probably just paranoid but the country's been doing some fucked up shit for a while now and most other countries hate us or fear us so I could see them realizing teaming up is the only way to defeat us and using the way the government mistreats minorities to justify it. Idk if we'd lose but I could see trade blocks working to destabilize our economy and not many countries having a reason to help us. I kinda want us to lose and restart I don't wanna be a citizen of a country that's only #1 in weapons.

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what

Yeah, we've really screwed the pooch. America built this world and then promptly fell asleep and shat itself publicly.

Latino here. They do randomly deport us. It’s not an al, the time, except that one time called “operation wetback”, but they aren’t even secretive of about wanting to do it. Like in 2006, iirc, when Arizona wanted to add “suspected of being illegal even if they have paperwork or an ID” to list of things you can be arrested for.

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Other Central Americans form the other half with Asians coming in a distant 3rd.

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art =/= pareidolia

Kek

It always seems to me like a real simple solution would be to make all illegals probationary legal so long as they file taxes and don't do crime for so many years and if they can manage to do that fuck it it's a citizen. Now they can't undercut American workers in wages because they legally have to get minimum wage, they have to pay taxes, have to get insurance, are willing to talk to cops and snitch on actual immigrant criminals, can be held for restitution and have wages docked like any citizen. Just throw in some rules like they have to learn English, can't vote till probationary period is up, can't receive benefits like disability or foodstamps, gotta pass drug tests, etc. You can't argue that this kinda thing would downfall American economy considering millions have been illegally living here for decades and the country still stands so why not? If anything it'd give immigrants incentive to act right since they actually have a shot at becoming a citizen and we can point at actual criminals easier.

I used to think this was a novel idea but apparently it was done in the 80s w some success. But post 9/11 changed immigration to be run by Homeland. I would think Homeland would be for it since legal, paperwork having folks are easier to keep an eye on than illegals.

This looks like one of those wandering house builds from Minceraft

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wow that's horrible

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I want to FUCK white Korra!

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WHY IS SHE HOT?

It's only really the oligarchs that don't want that. They use racism to play the poor against each other. Most arguments against the mexicans are pretty incoherent.

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Most economist agree with the idea, but they rub is the other side of the isle is filled with politicians who represent the businesses that enjoy the benefits of illegals and the populous who have been brought up on the idea of the illegal as an easy scapegoat for various problems. So it probably won’t happen anytime in the near future.

lel

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kek

lolipolilipo

To be fair he was setting himself up for a paradox. You can’t succeed at being a loser, because succeeding would mean you are not a loser, meaning you didn’t succeed at being a loser

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It's no original but it gets the job done.

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Thanks, I've been looking for this. I love Neloth.

>Butthead comes back from the dead to get revenge on those that killed him
>wears a Joy Division shirt instead of an AC/DC one

This is hilarious

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kek

Nice to see Elmer beating Bugs with his own tricks

>little susie and timmy dealing with a crush while zeroing in on the enemy platoon
I'd read it.

m.fanfiction.net/s/12936696/9/
New Ep

He have a Mets poster in his room in Far From Home.

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I've always thought this comic would be funnier with the roles reversed.

I remember that thread. Good times

Except its not mexicans, its Hondurans, El Salvadorians, guatamala and pretty much every other country that the US fucked over from Operation Condor. Meanwhile you have Ruskies and Chinese taking up land on the East coast on their anchor babies' names. ANd no one is saying a damn thing despite constantly bitching that they can barely afford to live their.

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Mexican or not he's right.

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I have done this. I still don't think it's rape. She didn't have to drink it.

>theyre still doing better than when obama held them in cages and gave the kids to human traffickers, which trump is actively avoiding with this holding period.

Trump held parties for a convicted pedophile at his golf club. Trump also moved a bunch of illegal girls to a facility conveniently located near said golf club. On top of the hundred of kids that got "lost through" beucratic paper work. Trump might as well be handing kid to traffickers from all thats happened since the whole shit show started.

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Of course its not rape for you, no one stuck a penis inside you.

So is Dr. Strange

Goddammit, why is that one so funny, this is almost the Check out how Hard I can pee

Holy shit, you have acces to internet in Ecuador?

>it's not Mexicans
They still make up the largest amount of illegal immigrants even if it's starting to shift towards more Central/South Americans.

>I CAN'T STOP NUKING THE FRENCH!!!
I sometimes quote this out of context, and a buddy of mine similarly quotes the "Are you Kramer from Seinfeld?"

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I wish. It's machine code.

The most classic.

>hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the freeballin club's two blocks down

Oh huh, it actually goes off faster on mobile. Weird.

>Fuck you.

Ignore filename pls

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Cracks me up every time.

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>randall’s impression of a chinese cowboy is so offensive that sully’s stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to tell randall to stop being so fucking racist

i really need to sit down and read all of this

Fuck Obama. Fuck him for putting innocent kids there.

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Where is it

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Many here wouldn't likely mind that, desu.

It's a shame that clip got spammed into the ground. It was good while it lasted.

Hell it's still great

>Randall-disembowels-Mike-slightly-off-screen-while-Sully-looks-on-in-horror.jpg

>I recognize this art
I'm gonna go kill myself

anyone who says characters need facial features to strongly emote is clearly wrong

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Fables is the best

Fuck me

It is not. Illegal immigrants aren't entitled to any major benefits. It's a lie, a falsehood, an nontruth, an untruth, a lie.

I don't get it

no

saying synonyms for lie doesn't make it suddenly untrue bucko

Please explain how you get benefits without an ID or social security card when your also being essentially hunted by the government. There is a severely limited number of people not using it to steal it from.

Any children's cartoon that I happen to watch.
They're dumb, but I can respect that.

Really depends on what you consider "major." They can get public housing and public education. It doesn't really matter though because illegals still pay taxes.

Illegal immigrants put more into the economy per dollar of aid given than pretty much any other group.

it just occurred to me there seems to be some kind of text in the background from a textbook. the fuck is that about?

I remember this thread, that was fun

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Huh, did the other faces always change in this?

Yeah. It’s common with jump scare gifs because it causes your brain to hyper focus on sudden small change so you get spooked by bigger change.

That lex went this far to spend time with him.

for the pussies (not you I'm quoting)

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Aw, fuck, user, I was all cozy in bed, too.

i can FEEL my dad posting this on facebook

I had one. That shit was so loud, it scared all the stray cats off the porch.

Honestly this seems cool.

Wow I lost yesterday too

dilate tranny

uwaaa why is everyone migratibg to fucking chile now we are not fucking usa we are still third world and we cant hold so many immigrants reeeee
you fuckers made fun of us for decades yet now all the other latinos act like they love us and acknowledge our existence wtf

>Both Spider-Man being a Mets fan and the Thanoscopter got references in the MCU
I love dumb shit like this

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Lol fuck off fag

I have no fucking clue what are you are trying to say to me, but shut up anyways.

He said you're a fag

How the fuck did you decipher that? Teach me your ways.

That's so fucking hot. I'd cum all over Perry too.

I'm glad the Thanos Copter made it in. I'm so damn dumb it took me a while to realize what they were doing.

>Goo goo dolls

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You have to be 18 years old to post here.

>Trotsky
>THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD BY AN ICEPICK

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I'm more on about the art and the idea of Stich becoming something more.
Not a bad concept.
The English is god awful and the autism is off the charts though, that can't be denied.

classic reference

>by ONE
>adaptation by Yusuke Murata

Also it seems to me that everyone's fanfic idea of something is only ever 'autistic' unless normies can actually enjoy it with relative ease.
Like that Tumblr hambeast's 'Twilight' fanfic that was a fucking horrendous book and an even worse film.
The ideas in that were utter shit and yet it's cool because normies ate it up and thought it was awesome. Girls fucking ice-cold corpses that glitter in the sun? Sure, necrophillia is great. Werewolves that are really just giant wolves instead of half-human wolfmen? Sure, bestiality is fine too!

Every time I forget about TgT I see a page and am reminded of its genius. This page is layered with amazing shit.

>wowie zowie

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That's actually a parody of TGT.

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This makes me chuckle and I don't know why

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is that northernlion?

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holy fuck, the summer.

And WELCOME BACK

To Northernlionplaysthebindingofisaacafterbirthplus

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I HAVE A THIRTY SIX INCH DICK

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