Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
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lets go assassinate epstein!
Molest a puppy
Me?
How could Phineas possibly misinterpret this?
Masturbate until our dicks are sore?
>That's it! We're gonna make a giant sculpture of Isabella!
>That episode where they decide to be Epstein's slaves for a day
Ah, Perry the Platypus. You're just in time for me to demonstrate my new creation. The camera malfunction-inator.
>Um, okay. Were you thinking classical greco-roman, cause I could pose nude for it if you like.
Isabella, look, you're a great friend and I care for you, I do. But we're just kids, kids with our whole lives ahead of us. We shouldn't rush things, we should enjoy our youth while we have it. So as much as I know you want to suck me dry while Ferb watches, I'm afraid I have to tell you, I know what we're going to do today, and it isn't you.
“We shall recreate the German Empire”
>Nah, we did that last week with Buford
we're gonna pay a hobo to rape candice and record her cumming like a bitch and send it to jeremy since it's 2019 and all guys get cucked no matter the race
Ferb, you got problems.
dammit, give me that goy dick
And Phineas doesn't?
*snap*
@_@ His name is Doof and I do what he says...
>Isabella and Ferb's plan to turn Phineas into a sissy finally reaches fruition
garabatoz OUT
What about Isabella's crush on him?
she can have him as a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend
These two could easily plan to do anything against Phineas and he's so trusting that it would instantly succeed
Don't worry, they have plans for that too
What would the process be like?
>becoming Doof's slave
Scary
There are people who are literally in love with Doof, they would have no problem.
Better yet, she can have the sissiest boyfriend
Nah, Ferb's not that evil
Why does he look so sad?
Constant pegging with the help of a hypnotic machine they (poetically) had Phineas build