Straight thread.
Hetero
Jaxson Jenkins
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Isaiah Young
Forever and always.
Benjamin Fisher
Fuck off with that hetero bullshit, Im so tired of seeing straight couples all the time. Cute gay twinks who cuddle together will always be superior and theres not a single thing you can do about it. Go fuck yourselves.
Luis Russell
>not PB and Finn
Gross
Hudson Gutierrez
Evan Murphy
Nathaniel Perry
>Finn with any woman
You can go fuck yourself too. Finn is too perfect for any female, he is meant to be bred by strong men.
Yeah fuck you too you pair of jackasses. Fuck this entire garbage thread. Im so sick of this hetero shit hthats being thrown down my throat. Go KYS.
Brayden Perez
Hunter Brooks
PB is also good, but my preference has always been vitriolic friends to lovers. Absolute synergy.
Aaron Barnes
Glad your gene pool dies with you.
Oh by the way, none of those are strong men, not that a fujo fag like you would know the difference.
Zachary Ward
>not a single thing you can do about it
Cept' hide your comment
*click*
Brayden Ward
>109336258
Please, do go back to /y/ or whatever Tumblr like shithole you crawled out of
James Gutierrez
Fub-bud, we can all get along
as long as your ship isn't gay like this guy
Benjamin Ortiz
Buds
Consolation prize is still unacceptable
Luke Ross
Luis Peterson
Tsundere Della Duck is too much fun of an idea.
Logan Bell
Alexander Walker
Owen Miller
Josiah Adams
It's almost refreshing seeing Eugene "The Pervert" Fitzherbert (/Flynn "Been inside her" Rider) with Rapunzel.
Brayden Garcia
This and Steven/Connie are my favorite hetero ships of the 2010's. Not sure if there's any others I'd add to that.
Brody Young
>Straight
Disgusting.
Gabriel White
Why doesnt steven go after one of the gems, why does he settle for this bookworm bitch?
Jack Barnes
>Why doesn't Steven fuck his family
Back to the South with ye
Jace Murphy
Their is literally nothing wrong with incest, stevens a faggot for choosing table scraps instead of the gems.
Julian Wood
Kill yourself dyke
Mason Walker
Based granblue chad.
Daniel Long
Steven and Connie are a CUTE couple and they make me HAPPY
Chase Ortiz
>straight thread
>Steven
>straight
Luis Mitchell
Those are twunks though
Based still
Leo Price
Not that user but Yea Forums had been gay as hell since forever
Oliver Collins
>Straight
Is that even legal in cartoons anymore?
Adrian Sullivan
I'm not sure why you think I'd even waste my free time doing anything about it in the first place
Carson Barnes
Levi Thompson
>vitriolic friends to lovers.
I concur.
Robert Carter
>Straight thread
>Post Steven Universe
Steven Universe is for fags.
Brody Williams
Literally the only hetero ship I like
Brayden Martinez
Camden Lopez
Silence Faggot
Kevin Davis
Eat shit nigger, Marceline is superior!
Benjamin Sanders
>Has never shown romantic attraction to anyone but Connie
Yes, he is straight.
Aiden Reed
FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASSHOLE!!!!!!
Brayden Butler
You mentally ill tranny faggots will always be abominations.
Aiden Perez
Eat shit and KYS you Faggot Dyke!
Ryder Cruz
Joshua Reed
Your a fag too, we're ALL fags here.
Michael Gomez
Ryder Powell
Ryan Evans
Elijah Russell
You know what makes me happy?
Stevonnie. I want to fuck them so bad.
Luke Long
>t.
Nicholas White
Garnet is gay af my dude. Topaz would be a straight/hetero fusion relationship.
Julian Green
PB was always a psychotic cunt. finn dodged a bulled.
Thomas Thompson
my nigga.
Camden Torres
Isaiah Cook
Lincoln Hernandez
the gems are all mental
Andrew Clark
Parker Morgan
>started thread off with SU
doomed to fail
try again once it prunes
Benjamin Scott
Nathan Perry
Dominic Smith
Eli Peterson
Man, that's a golden oldie.
Jason Thompson
>straight
>SU
Stop with the denial, cocksucker.
Xavier Rodriguez
Jace Brown
any shipping thread i see on Yea Forums i always have to mention ness and paula. its too cute.
Jeremiah Allen
Julian Rodriguez
>Cute gay twinks who cuddle together
Don't make a fetish out of gays you weirdo
Alexander Gutierrez
Carter Miller
I think they stated that gems can give birth without dying, it was only Rose who wanted to die or some shit
Jonathan Williams
It was the only proper way to pass on her gem. She probably realized that a human child wasn't enough to solve the lingering threads of war, it had to be a hybrid to properly bridge the gaps between worlds. It was Steven's gem heritage that allowed him to get to Homeworld without being stomped into dust and his human side that eventually got through to the Diamonds.
Jayden Nguyen
David Gray
Fuck off fubblefag, nobody has liked your boring ship in decades. Have sex.
David Wood
But he put on a skirt as a joke once. He CAN'T be straight no matter how much Indian loli pussy he gets.
Christian Cruz
I like cuddling and Im cute though
Julian Hill
Does this count?
Brandon Morgan
Is it polygamy?
Evan Myers
Looks bi
The best that is
Liam Harris
Cool kids are good people.
Anthony Thomas
Good bait. Go back to wasting money on faggot gambling games.
Evan Myers
>hopelessly dedicated to a ship most people have forgotten
We are brothers in arms, you and I.
Sebastian Turner
I really need to watch this show, they’re so adorable and this frame is gold
William Wood
Angel Campbell
Joseph Hall
I don't have any hetero images saved. They're just dull.
Kevin Brooks
Hetero shit is so painfully vanilla
Ian Anderson
Carter Lopez
We have two lip locking scenes and actual love.
Based
Deadcharacterpilled
Finn always wanted to dick the crazies and for a while they replicated his feelings before everything had to go down the “ Finn need to LEARN about boundaries and we’re gonna push him down a flight of stairs!” path.
Luis Anderson
>dull
>vanilla
explain
Jose Williams
Nicholas Brown
It's more likely that you are just a fujoshit or yurifag which, by definition, means you are a perma-virgin anyway and will never have any sort of meaningful relationship
Jackson Powell
Dull is simple, boring, vanilla is commonplace, basic. They are are close enough to be used as synonims
Elijah Lopez
Joseph Bennett
Im a married faggot
John Bailey
It's the default.
It's what exists when interesting things stop happening.
I'm not sure what you're having trouble understanding.
Ryder Edwards
Imagine being this jaded.
Ryder Stewart
Then go be a genetical dead end to another thread. Hell, you have an entire board just so you can go and play with other cocksuckers.
John Turner
Benjamin Nelson
This is bait.
Samuel Johnson
Nathan Powell
>It's what exists when interesting things stop happening.
6 million years of evolution is evidence enough to the contrary.
Josiah Clark
This thread is weird and belongs on /aco/
Jaxson Campbell
but fucking is exactly what happens when hets are bored
Christopher Gonzalez
It's what exists so we don't go extinct. You faggots can go and remove yourselves from the genepool if you want. It's probably for the best anyway.
Jeremiah King
So a relationship has to be sociologically taboo for you to enjoy it?
Oliver Ramirez
Right. It's a baseline mechanism of existence. Like breathing. Or pissing.
Jayden Ramirez
Take this weird pride shit to lgbt
Liam Jackson
This thread turned out to be gayer and more filled with faggotry than the gayest possible post on /lgbt/ good job everyone
Josiah Murphy
Have sex.
Thomas Carter
>Steven Universe
This is why everyone hates straights. #gaypride!
Wyatt Rivera
I mean, OP just dumped their shitty bait and left. With a little guidance it could have been a nice thread.
Benjamin Nguyen
Sebastian Brooks
>straight thread
>posts straight ship
I don't understand what the "bait" here is.
Jaxson Garcia
It was obviously bait
Austin Harris
Andrew Wright
This is canon, and fuck if you don't think the same.
Adrian Anderson
Pathetic
Charles Phillips
Show me proof that you've made something useful to the world in your idiotic years of existing.
Matthew Flores
Hot Damn that's some good shit!
Juan Long
Isaac Murphy
She's just testing her poison lipstick so it's no homo
Nolan Martinez
Gabriel Allen
Josiah Lee
At least post a Yea Forums image, you fucking idiot.
Tyler Edwards
Jonathan Murphy
Yeah, my aunt used to "test her lipstick" on me and that wasn't homo either.
Cameron Sullivan
best post
Lucas Gomez
Henry Ramirez
Gavin Bailey
How would an Earthbound cartoon even work?
Cooper Evans
i think it could go well if they do things carefully
Angel Sanders
The art style is based on Peanuts. You don't have to think very hard about it.
Dominic Murphy
Some people need basic, some people like basic user. Deal with it.
Tyler Evans
Noah Jones
SAUCE
NOW
Hudson Morgan
Gargle down 2 years worth of semen and suffocate you dyke!
Samuel Cox
3 seasons. Each season being a game. The 1st 2 seasons have a mix of slice of life and Action elements, sorta similar to what SU was going for, but with a lot more direction towards the plotting. Season 3 would definitely be a bit different in terms of tone and pacing. Each season would be about 24 episodes 30 minute episodes (or 48 11 minute episodes)
Landon Davis
But Peanuts is normal everyday stuff and Earthbound is aliens and shit
Parker Ortiz
youtube.com
I paired them from her debut episode and never stopped since. Shipping aside, watching Finn and Marceline interact in the early-run was always fun for me. Their dynamic was second only to the protagonists themselves and I will carry that memory for years to come.
Mason Moore
this is good
Hunter Hughes
this had potential
Justin Hughes
did they say gems other than Pink can do it? i thought it was due to her stronger shapeshifting power and life powers
Justin Thomas
no he's not mature enough to handle her baggage
Elijah Garcia
The only good thing about Voltron's ending was the way it told autistic idiots that the "Keith and Lance" ship they'd been screeching about wasn't and never had been canon.
Cooper Wilson
uuhh
Joseph Garcia
Straight or gay, I'm always down for a shipping thread.
Thomas Parker
Hunter Powell
Jayden Allen
Luke Morris
Good stuff
Juan Jones
Bentley Sullivan
Literal mental illness. Its like childfreefags calling normal people "breeders." meaningless drivel for vindictive deviants looking for a way to undermine normality
Jack Rivera
Logan Hill
Dude, it's just bait. Just like when we get people screaming about faggots in gay threads.
Samuel Butler
Think of the sex!
Think of the earth ending hurricane making sex!
Luis Roberts
Joshua Morales
Joshua Hall
Thomas Turner
Nathan White
I hope it's the endgame
Isaiah Carter
>could easily make a gay thread
>could easily hang out on one of the five gay boards
>instead shit up the hetero thread out of envy
Why not just stop being gay? You don't have to post out of anger and jealousy.
Mason Gutierrez
lord forgive me I found
Jonathan Gomez
No, thats a pokemon.
John Clark
The gems technically aren't related to Steven, but it would be weird for Steven to get with Pearl, Garnet or Amethyst.
Peridot or Lapis are my top picks for Steven x Gem ships.
Zachary Cook
Hunter Jenkins
Grayson Fisher
Levi Jones
James Lewis
WHY
IS
HE
SAD
Ryder Kelly
>when you depressed as shit but you still want a lap dance
Michael Carter
Canon is good
Wholesome is better
Both is best
In that order
Aaron Morgan
Pearl's really not appreciating the work Garnet puts in this.
Easton Hall
Since PB was revealed to be such a legitimately terrible person this pairing has been poisoned forever, Finn deserves so much better
Jason Bailey
Sebastian Bennett
If y'all can post that I can post this.
Jason Turner
William Wright
Luke Sanders
Levi Green
>vindictive deviants looking for a way to undermine normality
Do you know where you are, faggot?
Samuel Campbell
>all of those kino ships
>Bruce x Babs and Jashi
Why, user?
Wyatt Ortiz
>breedie getting needy
Lol
Jason Martin
Caleb Morales
What "baggage?" Marceline didn't have much "baggage" before the writers decided to walk the emo conga line with her; everything with her dad was resolved in his very first appearance, which Finn was instrumental in fixing. To say he's not mature is one thing, but to say that he shouldn't be able to help his friends is an affront to character.
Aiden Evans
That ship is still one I hold dear to my heart
Joshua Wilson
Aiden Edwards
Still a good ship
John Stewart
We all know Garnet and Greg are superior .
Liam Sanders
Cameron Peterson
what episode?
Ryder Hernandez
>forbidden show romances off one of its principle side characters
>pisses off droves of gibbering shipfags whose headcanons are forever ruined
>doubles the blow by showing one of the most popular girls looking heartbroken at her cucking while watching it unfold.
I wish more shows had the balls to spit in the face of shippers.
Blake Sanders
I seriously think hetero is the most enlightened type of ship. You can only do it when your soul is in harmony with the universe. The progression is something like this
No chakras open: Cuntboy/male if you're a woman, dickgirl/female if you're a man
Some chakras open: Yaoi if you're a woman, yuri if you're a man
Moksha achieved: Hetero for all creatures
Nicholas Martin
>dickgirl
Funny, isn't the hermaphrodite supposed to be the most perfect being in the universe in mythology?
Juan Sullivan
>hating on Jashi
Dylan Butler
Okay then go make a Gay thread if you so bugged about it.
Nobody told you to come click on this thread
Angel Bell
That's not Barbara Gordon, user...
Austin Hall
Because retards like you easily fall for the bait.
Isaiah Anderson
Julian Roberts
>sing a me-lo-dy~
>sim-ple as can be~
Anthony Wilson
Statistically you're much more likely to ;)
Robert Martin
one season for each location, some longer than others. as show goes on, things get more serious and even kind of dark but not going into edge tier. EBB would also have to be explained so giygas's backstory can be told.
Logan Smith
And yet he somehow makes it look gay.
Logan Hernandez
Based Fujo.
Jordan Moore
Cranky because you've got blocked chakras, aren't you
Brandon Turner
Best ship
Levi Perry
>Garnet and Greg
That's the most unlikely ship in the entire show.
Grayson Nguyen
Also it's not hetero. It's a bisexual threesome.
Connor Scott
The best ship is Grasper anyway
Connor Wood
Daniel Foster
qt quads
Luis Smith
That's fucking adorable
Liam Butler
Camden Morgan
>someone saved it
holy shit
Tyler Morgan
...
Thomas Ortiz
Wyatt Carter
I ship it. Garnet and Greg are more bros anyway, same with Ruby.
Ian Williams
Austin Watson
Twas the big rape my dude.
Owen Ross
Ah! Mens of culture I see
Nathaniel Hall
Everyone in this thread is a man of culture, including the women
Luis Diaz
Quads of truth. Those two are destined for each other whether they like it or not?
Oliver Jenkins
Perfection
Christian Williams
>correctly drawing mistletoe with round oval leaves and white berries
>not drawing holly with pointy leaves and red berries over a blushing couple and pretending it’s mistletoe
Benjamin Robinson
More conniverse pls
Connor Barnes
Kevin Walker
cute!
Jayden Sullivan
i would high five greg,
Jace Young
>she will never belittle your penis
why live?
David Morris
go to bed santa, you have work in 4 months
Caleb Wood
There is not nearly enough Finnceline in here
I've never seen billy x mandy art, that's cute as fuck
Julian Harris
Connor Ward
>why live
to keep the dream alive
Grayson Campbell
Camden Martinez
Landon Myers
Hudson Campbell
She’s “Brazilian”
Mason Cox
(actually there's 2 great ships in that image)
Nolan Bennett
not even a fubblefag but this one is cute as fuck
Logan Green
Tyler Ortiz
Carter Bell
Tyler Ramirez
Kayden Sullivan
Angel Bennett
hey that's a good reminder, Jake/Lady is a great ship and definitely deserve representation in a hetero thread.
I mean her name is literally "lady" it's perfect.
John Ross
Grayson Morales
jake's shadow looks kind of like dookie
post more
Anthony Ortiz
Noah Taylor
Sebastian Stewart
I've meant to say 'sin' but YEA
Jordan Wright
platonic(!!!) but still love
Dylan Anderson
Keep it with you anons. Always and forever. We keep it burning.
Lucas Cox
I've really been coming around this pair lately. Even though she had so little play in the show I feel like they have great potential to be a fun, interesting couple.
Noah Reed
>Luzco
Muh Nigga.
Luke Thomas
Jose Barnes
Jaxon Wilson
James Wood
Ryder Watson
Josiah Price
Ep 17, Enter Stanman
Jonathan Roberts
Marceline is basically finn's cool aunt