"...Then we put your name on the script and send it in."
"Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?"
"I figured it was because the Democrats were in power again."
"...Then we put your name on the script and send it in."
Jeremiah Miller
Hunter King
>this innocuous golden age joke will make ****lr mad
Nolan Sanchez
Everyone's always hated the limousine liberals, even the left
Luke Torres
Le baste centrist comedy xD
Henry Reed
Remember when you could make innocuous political jokes and they were worth a chuckle?
The world seems to have gotten a lot stupider since the first half dozen seasons of The Simpsons aired.
Dominic Turner
>****lr
Gabriel Ortiz
Yes, the Simpsons made fun of both the Dems and Republicans, and?
Isaiah Hughes
From the Bob Hope movie The Ghost Breakers:
>They're horrible, demented, mindless, zombie-like creatures
>You mean like Democrats?
Alexander Morgan
PICK A SIDE YOU NEED TO PICK A SIDE, YOU CAN'T SEE GREY! IT'S EITHER 100% GOOD OR 100% BAD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jordan Butler
There is literally nothing wrong with being Centrist.
Juan Moore
It could be worse. You could be bald and have a big nose.
Luke Taylor
Smacks of a John Swartzwelder joke.
Ian Campbell
>We should continue our working economy
>We should RUIN our economy by giving tax cuts to the rich that will result in the rest of the country paying an additional 90 billion dollars
>Guys guys! Let's just ruin the economy a LITTLE so I can feel good about being a centrist!!!
The problem with being a "centrist" is that it is not its own position, it is a purely relative description, and the more one side pushes further to an extreme, the more you have to move in their direction to remain "centrist". So in essence "centrists" in America are actually right-wing compared to the rest of the civilized world because of how extremist the right has become.
Easton Reed
Go back to lefty /pol/
Owen Torres
Lol yeah that extreme right. Fuck off republicans do nothing but give blowjobs to the same corporate donors as democrats, whine about antisemitism, and slavishly try to prove they’re the real libertine anti racist party of fags
Trump has a fucking commission to force foreign countries to accept faggots for Christ’s sake
Ian Cox
I like the Simpsons.
Jonathan Hall
Sneed
Henry Evans
ex-chuck
Jeremiah Nguyen
>Working economy
You can't be this fucking retarded
Pro status quo fags are limp wrist cunts who are too scared of change
Mason Hill
>So in essence "centrists" in America are actually right-wing compared to the rest of the civilized world because of how extremist the right has become.
Dumbass. It's because the left has pushed so far left that centrists seem right wing. George Carlin was a centrist who leaned left and he'd be called a fucking alt right nazi today for his stance on freedom of speech, anti-political correctness and feminism jabs, his stance on anything can be joked about, even rape, and other stuff. And that guy was as anti-government and big business as any lefty is.
Justin Roberts
>leftist
>anti-government
el o fucking el