Neither of them did anything wrong

It's not on hulu yet.

Close. Hank had ED and drifted apart from Serina after she started college where she got close to Dean whp she shared a class with. The rest is self explanatory.

>I’m assuming Hank had some sort of inability to have sex (due to his brain having a block on it from fucking his half-brother’s Mom even with his erased memory)
No, he was just a premature ejaculator and a clingy spazz that was to much into a lifestyle that Sirena was trying to get away from, their relationship never would have lasted
She ends up fucking Dean because they have class together and Dean has more in common with her with wanting to get out of the super science and costumed villainy bullshit, plus the kid is hung like Jonas

They're both scum

Yes it is.
In the US anyways.

Cheating is never right. It's a violation of intimate trust.

>not on hulu yet
It is for me. But really, you should be buying the blu rays so you can listen to the commentary.

Wait, I thought he had premature ejaculation. Like Rusty.

Sirena yeah but Dean spent a lot of time crucifying himself and knows he fucked up and regrets it
Only the self insert fags can't let it go

>cheating isn't wrong
ok sociopath.

This was a glorious disaster made possible thanks to three dumb, shitty teenagers.
>Hank being a needy child pushing Sirena away
>Dean thinking with his dick and betraying his brother's trust
>Sirena for hopping on some dick instead of communicating with Hank and setting boundaries.

Yeah, that's kinda why I was never mad about it.
Of course they'd do dumb messy shit.

dean actually did the most wrong in this situation
debate me

Them cheating was enough of a mistake to have fucking Scare Bear pull Hank out of the snow and guide him to it.

Evidently it's relevant causality wise

My bro's gf came onto me and I rejected her and told him about it.

They're gonna probably get married eventually. He probably doesn't believe me. It's a shit spot to be in when your sibling's GF comes on to you.

Not that Dean's actions were right, it's just, very obviously the initiator bares the most responsibility

Dean immediately owned up to what he did and then spent most of the next few days at his brother's bedside while lambasting himself and pouring his heart out about how much he missed his brother and that they were drifting apart and wanted to make amends
Sirena immediately tried to deny what happened after being caught red handed, tried to take advantage of Hanks head trauma, and was no where to be seen while he was in the hospital
Sirena is way worse than Dean in this situation

They were kind of vague but I think you're right
The point is Hank couldn't get it on with Serina and that contributed to them starting to drift apart

>causality
Yeah anyone notice that we now know that Billy Quizboy and Doc will travel in time in the future, and by then Doc will call the Monarch "Malcolm?"

He betrayed his bro by fucking a girl he knew his bro loved.

>very obviously the initiator bares the most responsibility
Maybe, but had you gone through with it, it would have been a greater breach of trust. The loyalty between brothers should be stronger than the loyalty of one to some thot. To a Sirena the brothers are exchangeable and interchangeable, but there's no one a Dean can trade for a Hank and vice versa.

Well they know they're brothers after the season finale. Presumably they'll start treating each other like family at some point or at least try to. Getting to a first name basis with each other doesn't seem too farfetched now.

I am more interested in where Hank is going and what he's going to do. Is he going to look for their mother?

I'd have been down with Hank and Dean fucking.

Just like y mama tu tambien

>but there's no one a Dean can trade for a Hank and vice versa.
Please tell me you didn't forget the Spaarti cloning cylinders in Doc Venture's basement. They're both eminently disposable and replaceable, even to each other.

Sirena fucked her boyfriend's fraternal twin brother without breaking up with him first and tried to get out of trouble scott free when she was caught.
Hank was a shitty boyfriend that couldn't even hold in his nut long enough to plow her on top of being obsessed with the life she hated being a part of, though he did seem to forgive Dean immediately. Hard to say with the head trauma.
Dean fucked his brother's hot girlfriend after a lifetime of awkwardness and low self-esteem and immediately owned up to it and apologized profusely.
From most to least wrong it goes Sirena > Hank > Dean.

That was a saddening movie, all told, and nobody got a happy ending.

>clones
Nigger watch past season 2

My guess is he's either gonna crash with Dermot or he's gonna try to be the next Blue Morpho.

Solidify that Jonas and Blue Morpho parallel with Dean.

Hank and Dean have been THE Hank and Dean for a while now. And either way, that's way too literal of an interpretation. Might as well murder each other, there's more where that came from.

>They're both eminently disposable and replaceable
not anymore.

That'd work better if Sirena stayed with Hank but she was knocked up with Dean's kid
I'm hoping they'll reveal that Jonas never fucked Morpho's wife despite the implication, he just implanted his clone in her womb. Triple Threat, too. Go Team Venture Triplets!

I liked how Hank dealt with it, but I hope they don't have him dwell on it next season. Just have him move on to be interested in other women and Dean and do what he wants with Serina.

>From most to least wrong it goes Sirena > Dean > Hank

Fixed that for you. Being ignorant of someone's feelings doesn't automatically open you up to being wrong, nor does owning up to a mistake absolve you of having made the mistake in the first place.

Dean didn't own up to it until he got caught fucking her. Fuck Dean. After all the shit Hank did to help Dean out with his love life over the series Dean can't be supportive at in this one instance. He is just as selfish as his father.

>Hank was a shitty boyfriend

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What if Dean knocked her up? Would Publik and Doc Hammer go there?

You don't understand, user. This was his one shot. There won't be another. Can't Hank understand?

He was, but still deserved more respect.

Hopefully Hank can start to become Batman like he always wanted now. That last scene in the season finale almost made the whole love triangle stuff worth it. If it springboards him into actually trying to be a superhero next season that would be amazing.

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He was though. Not saying he deserved that, but my god Hank was a needy little bitch

I know I just find it interesting that Venture bros is doing time travel, but that cartoon is like continuity porn minus some bits and pieces from season 1 so I'm sure the time travel will fit together.

>Being ignorant of someone's feelings doesn't automatically open you up to being wrong
I can't agree when said person is your romantic interest whom you've supposedly spent a lot of time getting to know and matching yourself against. Hank's a man child and just because it's not malicious doesn't make it ok.
>nor does owning up to a mistake absolve you of having made the mistake in the first place.
Sure, but it's a damn sight better than denying it and avoiding him till it hopefully blows over.

>Dean didn't own up to it until he got caught fucking her
Yeah no shit, what was he gonna do, tell Hank he was fucking her before he did anything in the middle of a big hormonal surge? Dude gets propositioned and within like an hour his brother's busting in on his post-coital bliss before the shame sets in.

Dean's mother was a superhero with super powers source dude trust me

>Yeah no shit, what was he gonna do, tell Hank he was fucking her before he did anything in the middle of a big hormonal surge? Dude gets propositioned and within like an hour his brother's busting in on his post-coital bliss before the shame sets in.
That wasn't their first time fucking. They were doing it behind Hank's back for a little while.

Dermot exists

so yeah, if they had a good story to tell with it.

Hey what if Dean knocks up Sirena and then sends her through time?

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Wow I didn't catch that at all, somehow I stitched together the events of The High Cost of Loathing and The Saphrax Protocol into one episode/

Wait what?

user, Hank regressing to The Bat persona isn't a good thing, that's "channels dead crazy people" Hank

Serina also fucked the Brown Widow superhero guy, right? Who is her dad's archnemesis or something. So maybe she gets off on crazy relationship drama, like sleeping with Dean behind Hank's back. And was only interested Hank originally since he was this crazy, exciting goofball when they first met.

They set up the groundwork from early in the season and all throughout that him wanting to be Batman is his dream. I mean it obviously won't go well, but maybe after everything that happened he feels motivated to actually do it.

Dean was in the wrong, but at the very least he felt bad about what he did.

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Nope. You don't fuck your bro's girl. Period.

*early in the series I meant

Just goes to show that girls can't resist a real, uncut dick.

Sure they did. That's what being young is about. Fucking up a lot.

Uncut cock >>>> Hank's double circumcised willy.

They needed to do the eiffel tower pose and top it off with "Go team Venture" finger salute. And then break up after that threesome.

Again user that's man child nut case Hank and thats not a good thing
There's a time when you need to get your shit together and grow up, that's what Dean is doing and even fucking Dermot is doing the same in the OSI

>Fucking up a lot.
Some of us never really get better.

He wasn't Wide Wales arch though. I don't think they were actually aware of each other's superhero/villain lives but I'd have to rewatch the to be sure.

Actually i don't think Jared had an arch either, I wanna say he was an unregistered vigilante like the Blue Morpho but I'm not 100% sure

I don't remember what episode this was in, where was it?

second to last episode of the latest season

But Dean didn't do that though. He spent seasons moping and complaining about his dad, family and life and when confronted with how to be a better person he basically acted just like his dad would have. Was jealous of Hank, fucked his brother's girlfriend, and is unable to move on from finding out they are clones and their crazy lives. He is still stuck wallowing in it.

Hank doesn't care about any of it. He doesn't want to be normal. He is a massive fuck up, but he isn't held back by those things Dean is. Even the way he dealt with finding out Dean fucked his girlfriend while in that dreamworld showed that Hank is moving on with his life. It might not be normal but him becoming The Bat is actually growth for him I think. Doing what he actually wants out of life.

Here's what I think will happen, Hank is gonna go to live with Dermott where he'll beg him to get him into OSI training under a false name. They try it and works because Brock secretly pulled some strings to get him in. We'll have episode or two with Hank in OSI boot camp where he'll excel to everyone befuddlement. Eager to start his OSI career Hank is instead, much to his surprise, assigned to help Brock guard Doc Venture. Thus bringing things full circle and back to the status quo. Except now Hank has a job that will drain his energy into and still stay under Brock's watch.

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Oh I didn't mean he was his arch. Since the Brown Widow is a supehero and not a villain. I figured they were going for a Kingpin and Spider-man dynamic with them maybe.

His mother is the woman who gets turned invisible in the movie Serena is watching

That's a very different perspective than what the narrative was aiming for, what with Dean going through drastic personality shifts, escaping his mopey phase and starting his life away from home in college while Hank largely remained static and had to be forced into independence by his father. Even with Sirens Dean had instant chemistry without even really trying while Hank's childish behavior began to erode their relationship

Oh, you're a self insert fag, that explains it

I hope Hank just goes through a villain phase..
Heck, it would be a wonderful excuse to bring Kim back and have Hank and her arch Dean..
>I know, it would never happen, just let me dream.

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I don't think it was that different. Dean even admitted he was jealous of Hank in how he isn't held back by the self doubts he has. Dean basically doesn't want to become like Rusty but he is becoming him by rebelling against him. We are basically seeing Dean change into a more selfish person and that whole bedside confession and hurting Hank was Dean realizing that.

Hank isn't normal and I don't think will ever be normal. That was part of the joke at the end of the season. He was static and going nowhere last season for sure while being obsessed with his relationship, but in the finale he realized it and decided to move on with his life by jumping into that dream lake. That was him moving forward, but that is to become "The Bat" which isn't normal which is in character for him.

I just can't imagine Hank ever going down a normal path. And before they started writing Hank as being super obsessive he and Serina had good chemistry the season prior, but in half an episode Hank seemingly moved on already from learning she fucked Dean and hopefully he is over it next season while trying to do whatever ridiculous thing next.

She cheated on Hank, Dean banged his brother's girlfriend. Yeah, they did everything wrong.

Hank needs to go train under 21 for a while. They were fun together back when he was living at the compound.

Hank is too immature for her. They went about it the wrong way, but they would end up more compatible later on. Also Brock is cucking a ton of people, no one said anything before.

Literally everything wrong. I think only roasties make this argument to excuse their fickle whorish hormone behavior.

>Also Brock is cucking a ton of people, no one said anything before.
Because fedoracores admit that might makes right and Brock is entitled to all those women. Besides, those women were obviously bad people if they are cheating with Brock.

>I can help user. Leave it to me and my magic murder bag.

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Murder Bear is Dean from the future who couldn't cope with the fact that his brother died out in the snow while he was banging his brother's girlfriend.

Brock never cucked his own brother. Not that we know anything about him.

>man child nut case Hank

Yeah but in this setting, man child nut case wearing spandex and shooting lasers is a legit career choice

This, Hank isn't cut out for normal "mature" life

I can see Dean cutting off from world of super science and villains, but Hank? Fuck no

just because it's a career choice doesn't mean Sirena has to be on board with it.

This.

>We are basically seeing Dean change into a more selfish person and that whole bedside confession and hurting Hank was Dean realizing that.
You say that like Hank isn't already a selfish person. Trying to mooch off his family while doing nothing in return, trying to monopolize his girlfriend's time despite her college responsibilities. His confusion that she couldn't simply ignore them indicates a pretty extreme level of immature selfishness, and I'd say that's kinda what Dean envies. Hank has always been all about Hank, and while it grants him confidence, it's also arrested his development

>The loyalty between brothers should be stronger than the loyalty of one to some thot.
Eh, depends on the brothers. You can't really set a one-size-fits-all rule to that, since some brothers are bound to be distant for one reason or another, while others will rely on each others' trust a lot more.

He was practicing heroics a lot back in season 5, so I figure he'll try to separate from his past and just become a solo crimefighter/adventurer.

He might become a free agent sort of like when Gary was being the solo Sphinx guy.

I'm not sure if this was the point of the movie but I felt like one of the coming of age lessons there is that the sex and impulsive wild lifestyle is fun at first but there's just more to life than that. I think the point is that everything didn't matter at the end to them when it could have meant something to a more mature mind. Tragically they didn't remain friends but therein was the lesson that if they were more mature, they would have perhaps valued the experience to stay in touch instead of just throwing it away like many youth do. Luisa had no reason to give a fuck and her life falling apart gave her a reason to be so reckless.

There was no love in that sex. It was frenzied and throw-away, much like all of their experiences together. It was actually impressive how unromantic they were able to portray it.

Her name is Sirena after all, and mythical sirens lure men into a deathtrap. It'd be pretty cool & twisted if she really did just enjoy hurting the brothers, but my gut says the show will probably move on quickly and keep her character simple.

He could have sexed two hot blonde teen twins

Dean was always circumcised though; it's Hank who was just uncircumcised until he met those Amazon villagers.

Fuck it, I had the "don't brag about your circumcision" line mixed up, my mistake.

but they did,both of them, they both suck and are terrible people.also this seemed forced like hell,and action man giving advices to hank was stupid, his advices were terrible, he was acting like it was hank fault his brother cuck him,man fuck the action man im glad he is fucking dead

No, Hank is circumcised. He call's Dean's penis a "Dog dork."

i think they are both circumcised,or at least they were,their current bodies are not

But at the same time, it's crazy driven Hank with a probable mission of finding his mom.
I think Hank will either try his best to find his mom before finally coming down and then probably getting someone who knows their shit to help him and he'll mature up when he finally gets closure on that OR he'll actually find her and then get shook back to reality upon meeting her.
Also coincidentally they'll have a half sister named Dawn
Double Circumcised.
That or Hank somehow keeps finding himself in scenarios in which he's given a belated circumcision since the Amazonian tribe gave him a circumcision.
Dean probably got his cut when he got his testicular torsion fixed
>The complete package

>testicular torsion
now that i think about it,does he get that everytime he gets cloned?or did his father fixed that somehow?

Murder Bear is Dean from the future who couldn't cope with the fact that his brother died out in the snow while he was banging his brother's girlfriend.

it's not a hereditary disease or anything. there has to be trauma that causes it. it would be as likely for dean clones as anyone else to have it happen, which is to say, not very.

I think it's more a case of you have to be unlucky enough for it to actually happen. Like there's a trait that makes it more likely but not inevitable, so the other Boys just never got in a scenario where their testes twisted.

season 2's "Escape to the house of mummies part 2" had time travel already

>He could have sexed two hot blonde teen twins

How? They wanted Dean.

People like you should be castrated

go back and reread what that post was about.

do you think he will become a sort of superheroe?or he will become a supervillain?sorry antagonist,fucking guild

Officially, no, but he might become an amateur hero like Brown Widow.
>Hank soon becomes enemy number one of OSI and Guild because he's broken the most serious offense one can in their line of work. Copyright Infringement. the Warner Brothers will have their blood.

They lost interest as soon as they found out he was uncircumcised.

>amateur hero
i dont know,he sure seems to have fun being enrico metaza,and maybe one of the antagonist he know can show him the ropes,like gary and the monarch,or doctor Z

I'm still mad that he blew it, purely for self-insertion reasons.

>all these replies
Shit, did I miss an episode? I recall it kind of feeling out of nowhere. I remember Dean and her having the class and her giving him a boner, but that's all I saw of it until they ended up in bed together. I thought it was odd there didn't seem to be any real build up to it.

As I recall, there was a joke about Rusty muttering that he "should've fixed this in the prototype phase." But that was fairly early on. Presumably he can tinker with their genetics to make it less likely or something, if we need to come up with an answer.

>Betraying blood for pussy
Weak as always son, weak as always.

Hank has always been about doing whatever crazy thing he sets his mind to. They don't work usually, like all the Hank Co. stuff, but that is just who he is. He doesn't really wallow it pity and self doubt like Dean. Both are selfish, but Dean is becoming selfish the way Rusty is where it becomes hurtful to those around him because he is cynical and hateful of his situation.

They didn't get consent

He might become some failed superhero. Like running around trying to stop crime like how Batman would, but obviously doing a bad job. Then someone like 21, Brock, or Brown Widow might give him some direction.

But channeling dead crazy people is what makes Hank so great!

The clone thing was a gag to explain how the series continues past the season 1 finale where Hank and Dean are killed in an Easy Rider reference, which was probably a writer's contingency to end memorably if they never got a second season.

The season 2 opening destroyed the spare clones and the cloning equipment exactly so the writing couldn't "cheat" by replacing Hank and Dean ever again.

>The season 2 opening
Wasn't it the season 2 finale?

>The Whale poster in his room
Oh boy not another generation of Ventures

Yes, you're right; I had mixed up events from two different episodes.

>Neither of them did anything wrong
What sort of logic is this? Dean knew full well she was his brother's girlfriend yet had zero reservation about fucking her and Sirena obviously wanted to fuck Dean and was subtly putting moves on him for a while. They both willingly cheated and screwed over Hank. I don't even like Hank that much but he deserved better.

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I haven't watched this in years, is that Hank and "Doctor Strange"s daughter?

Season 3 finale, actually.

This show produces so slowly I totally lost track of it despite liking it quite a bit. I should re-watch everything from the beginning.

they 100% definitely DID do wrong, both of them, and I wonder if this leads us to a falling out arc between Hank and Dean, which has the potential of being very interesting.

No it's the fish mafia's daughter.

No, you're thinking of Triana, who was permanently removed from the cast because the wife of one of the writers voiced her and they divorced.

She was Doc's wife and they got divorced, IIRC.

At least Dean was regretful and stayed by his brother's side (though I suspect he wouldn't be regretful if he hadn't been caught). Sirena not only tried to take advantage of Hank misunderstanding the situation but then afterwards she just fucked off.

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Thanks for the update. I've got a lot of catching up to do.

Can you really blame Dean though?

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It's scare bear.

But that would imply alternate timelines, rather than the static timeline Venture Bros already has.

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>Assigned to guard Doc
Why not Dean?

I know that feel.
I'm not sure how to get better. Feels like my life is already over. Too much went wrong.

So how many years do I have to wait until the next season?

We have seen how he is actually an amazing hero when he was in the jungle hopped up on Coffee. Also he passed all the OSI/Sphinx tests too. I really hope they make him more into Brock instead of just making him play pretend all the time.

I’m just surprised that Dean ended up being straight after all.

that was the reason the canned triana?i always knew it was a bad decision and felt rushed as fuck,now i know why

In Dean's defence, he never had sex in his life and Sirena probably never had boyfriend due to overprotective mob boss dad. They were just super thirsty and needed to let loose. But yeah they fucked Hank while doing so

What if Sirena is a villain just like her father and intentionally trying to break team venture apart?

Perhaps. Either way she definitely serves her namesake well, as an enchantress who leads men astray

That's not really a defense.

Look Dean was saving her life. If she doesn't get wet every so often she'll die.

and the presidential time machine from season 7 first appears in season 1's testicular torsion episode

That's where you're wrong there buddo. There are two different episodes that show an alternate or several alternate timelines. I like to think they're all the same alternate timeline, actually, which makes me kind of like this Scare Bear is Dean idea.

She's more mad that she got caught then at what she did wrong.

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Sirena dated Jared.

You remember when this was a comedy show based on silver age superheroes and Johnny Quest?
me neither

It so won't happen that they wrote her off with a single sentence in an episode.

Dam right. Being cheated on scars you emotional and that is way worse then physical scars.

Eh, for him to be Scare-bear really only requires a single timeline.
Albeit one with a causal loop. But, such a loop would appear as a single line of events on his own time-perspective.