One banana two banana three banana gore!

It's a SyFy movie. No way it's any good.

Just give me the MEGA and I'm okay.

It's alright. Got some good kills in it. They get creative.

and she was never heard from again

Give me some deets, user.

Not that user, but from the top of my head

>Sawed in half
>Flamethrower'd
>Death by Lollipop (according to that NY Times article)
>Smashed with hammer

It was just okay, kid got really annoying in the middle but I always appreciate a good gore scene. Guy gets a stick rammed down his throat and they linger on it.

Appreciate the practical effects though.

no banana buggy vehicular homicide?

This is written by folks that worked on Mystery Inc, right?

>All six members of The Banana Splits fandom are mad about this movie.ruining their childhoods

any fanaf references?

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That happens too

Snorky protects the main kid throughout the film. He and Bingo end up killing each other.

Gore was pretty good.

That black dude basically getting his back ripped open and his spine exposed legit made me a bit sick.

It's great when horror movies remember that the human body isn't just filled with gravy and snakes.

How do horror movies even end?

main girl gets killed/survives or a shitty sequel hook.

It just feels like horror movies only know how to do a beginning set up and a murder filled middle.

I do feel bad for those still alive who grew up with the show.

Doesn't help that the directors keep commenting on how creepy the characters themselves look

I remember this from Boomerang-a-long...

Reminds me of a post someone made in a previous thread about how because of this movie, we'll never get a proper banana splits movie, like that was a thing that was gonna happen.

They should adapt the Banana Splits Suicide Squad crossover into a movie

Slasher movies, sure.

So are the Banana Splits/m now?

How would they do against Ideon or Mazinger Zero

Very very poorly, actually they wouldn't even stand a ghost of a chance, this actually sounds like the most unfair matchup I've ever heard off.

I'll have you know that Hammer Drooper has is ten times as powerful as the Ideon gun

Give me proof. Next opponent would be getter emperor

That hammer killed a lady you know.

Don't underestimate the power of cartoon physics

unf the mom

OK I forgot how awfully slow horror movies tend to be at the beginning.

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Same here. It is kind of incredible that they'd do this about an established property. Make an "official" horror spoof.
That said, you can kind of see the logic behind it

>horrorverse
don't remind me of those autistic threads

Why the fuck did the mechanic guy shout Fleegle when Bingo and Drooper entered the room? Sloppy sloppy work

They tried to do a proper Banana Splits reboot like a decade ago. It flopped so hard I doubt they'd even consider trying again.

good to see the Splits still going strong.

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>the human body isn't just filled with gravy and snakes

Since when?

Was it rape?

I didn't know the Krofft brothers were still alive

it was a mess of fun

they're keeping her in a cage

Any updates on when this is supposed to air on TV?

>after credits
>obligatory jumpscare to show The Splits aren't completely destroyed
>Last Split explodes
>We pan up to a security camera
>We see who is on the other end
>A bald Asian man in a cravat and business suit watches with satisfied look on his face
>A shadowy figure sits on a throne behind him, stroking his pet dog. It is apparent the figure is wearing a striped engineer hat with goggles on it and a purple trenchcoat
>Asian man speaks
>"We have done it Dick, now the Banana Splits will only be known to this generation as figures of terror and dread!"
>We hear the nasally voice of the throned figure
>"Excellent work Zin, you have done well. Now you can go tend to your friends the Quest family. I have other business to tend to..."
>Figure points to his dog
>"You and me my friend, after Weerd and Bogle take care of those meddling kids and Moltar takes care of that idiot in space, we, are going to stop...THE PIDGEON!"
>the dog gives off a familiar wheezy laugh

Kinda glad some people guessed that from the trailers. TV Tropes thought he was actually gonna molest him.

>those still alive who grew up with the show.

Uh, how old do you think the original show is?

thats some shitty fan fiction there

This needs a caption any ideas?

>Moltar, not Zorak or Brak

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bump

Horrorverse

Patrick Stump's cover of the themesong in the credits was pretty nice

It only came out in the 1960s-70s.
And early-era Cartoon Network aired the original show at odd hours and there was a reboot in 2008.