Can we just take a moment to dispel the myth that female superhero costumes are in anyway more reveal than their male counterparts? This is superman after 50,000 hours of colour replacement in MSPaint. Motherfucker has been pretty much naked for 70 years. They just color swap his body and erase the nips.
Can we just take a moment to dispel the myth that female superhero costumes are in anyway more reveal than their male...
Ayden Flores
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Daniel King
his design looks better like this
Nathan Thompson
It actually looks like he has more muscles than they would draw if he was half naked
Gavin Russell
Ever notice how most costumes are recolored skin?
Also it's more about intent than anything
Samuel Morgan
You should have spent another 10,000 hours to get all the blue out.
Levi Green
Now do it with Batman
Jacob Scott
clearly a male power fantasy (let's ignore women find powerful looking males hot)
Cameron Nelson
Make the bulge more pronounced pls.
Isaac Ward
The absence of a bulge is often noticeable in male cape characters. So there's that.
Luke Wilson
Pose adds a lot too. Female comic book characters are famous for being contorted in strange and impossible bastardizations of contrapposto.
Call me back when DC has Supes posing like a JoJo protagonist. You're wasting our time until then.
Kayden White
men looking gay is not sexual for women
Angel Rivera
He suddenly looks a thousand times better. Truly, he is Superman. Why the fuck would a quasi-immortal demi-god immune to almost everything on our planet be wearing full body spandex? Never made sense, is totally fucking stupid in the context of Superman's near invincibility, and looks far better the way it is in OP's picture.
Nicholas Brooks
Remember when some dumb bitch made a "what if J'onn J'onzz wore a skimpy outfit like the female characters" image?
Adrian Brown
Not Supes, but Dick has a ton of examples of that.
Brandon Stewart
So it's not the costumes
I agree
Jordan Robinson
Wonder woman is wise, as always
Colton Thompson
N-now put some fishnet stockings on his legs
Isaac Gray
Says who?
Adrian Peterson
Please just download gimp
David Rivera
He's almost completely covered from head to toe?
Meanwhile Wonder Woman's been wearing a single piece bathing suit since the Great Depression.
Carson Nelson
He should be like this all the time.
Liam Bell
Naked Superman best Superman
James Ortiz
Here we go.
Elijah Walker
Needs more bulge and nipples
Asher Ross
Are the boobs why she's not allowed to be in COIE?
Connor Ramirez
James Phillips
Lucas Edwards
Asher Phillips
Aiden Lee
Any time someone bitches about female superhero costumes, I tell them to try drawing her in Namor's costume instead. I always get the same response: that's not sexualizing, that's a power fantasy. There's always 2 good ways to combat this:
>Say that being sexy is a power fantasy. Not physical power, but social.
>Ask how to redesign Namor to sexualize him. They can't.
Luis Price
Daniel Green
Give him this but green
Ian Clark
Whole booty ass out.
Nolan Cooper
I mean, he hasn't worn the speedo costume in years, because modern audiences think a guy running around in nothing but a speedo looks silly.
Adam Gray
Left panel looks like Superman nutted in his pants.
Eli Taylor
Lynda Carter continues to be based AF.
Anthony Bell
Julian Mitchell
Jordan Scott
Lynda is based
Mason Myers
Jordan Wright
Jace Lee
Ethan Gonzalez
Pretending male comic-book superheroes are just as sexualized as female ones is disingenuous. The thing is, you don't even have to recolor female characters to make them half-baked.
>InB4 "Yea Forumsmblr
Just because I acknowledge that women are sexualized more in comics than men are doesn't mean I think it's morally wrong. The fanbase is mostly hetero dudes. There's nothing wrong with appealing to them. I also don't complain when they make comics that appeal to other demographics, like women or LGTB people. Publish as many Squirrel Girl comics as you want.
Joshua Powell
Yes after doing all that work in Ms paint I agree.
Liam Sanders
Angel Anderson
You just don't note the make sexualization as much because you don't like dudes.
Jason Young
Benjamin Stewart
The difference is that male capes actually have characters and stories while female capes are just shallow fapbait
Cooper Price
Superman honestly looks better on the left
Robert Thomas
Michael Martin
I want to eat his ass!
Benjamin Flores
t. doesn't read comics
Liam Foster
What about Storm,Jean,Supergirl,Granny Goodness,Bat-girl,Mother Mae-eye,ShadowCat,Powergirl,Hellcat,Vixen and even Wonder Woman?
Samuel Lee
That should have been his movie costume
Adam Richardson
These Women always try and fit female lingerie when A. Those were always designed for women, so its just comparing apples to oranges and B. They only die this because they have a sick fetish for dressing men in women’s underwear. Be it for humiliation, vindictiveness or it’s just their sick taste.
Brody Johnson
What about this
William Sullivan
If you have to edit your evidence then why should we take you seriously?
Kevin Bailey
Or this
Jaxon James
That was from a store for men.
Samuel Cruz
Do the artists notice how lewd this looks?
Bentley Garcia
I think these look more masculine but are they considered fetishwear?
Luis Young
Yes. They love doing it.
Nolan Miller
Right this scene was totally not for the ladies.
William Gray
The male power fantasy is awesome.
Aaron Morales
This and every single (non-fat) shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth.
Jackson Baker
So is the point of these threads complaining about women while posting lewd male heroes.
Noah Morales
You tell me
Jaxson Campbell
Jose Ward
People used to wear those all the time a few decades ago so it should be good
Chase Jones
Yup.
Alexander Long
Idk sheer socks plus those things look really lewd
David Price
Imagine original era Clark Kent wearing them.
Blake Garcia
Hnnng and with tighty whities too
Jayden Robinson
Joseph Lee
Asher Jackson
Yes, because we have socks with elastic now, so there's no reason to wear these unless you're some kind of hipster or showing off.
Jeremiah Gomez
gachi superheroes when
Benjamin Cooper
Gayest thread on /con/ right now.
Keep going.
Daniel Harris
Josiah Garcia
We know, Lex.
Carson Turner
>Gal Gadot isn't white
David Ramirez
Brody Turner
That'd be hot
Jose Johnson
>tfw no Green Lantern bf
Why live?
Jayden Wilson
Dauterman on a male character solo when
Thomas Morris
If the Superman movie costume was literally just Morrison's action comics outfit, with the t-shirt and jeans, would you be able to deal with it?
Dylan Bell
Obligatory recognizance
Kayden Sanders
Eli Anderson
David Jackson
I would have been escorted out of the theater for jacking off.
Liam Jackson
Idk. Doesn't ring true. In bi and women in comics are hot as shits and the guys do nothing for me. At least not in most big 2 books.
Isaiah Brooks
it can be both, user. what the fuck
Justin Garcia
Did the artist know about his old outfits or not?
Daniel Cox
post lewd Conner
Mason Wright
Dylan Torres
Isaac Thomas
Ethan Baker
Hot, post more
Grayson Green
Cooper Ortiz
Liam Rogers
Joshua Morris
Justin Rodriguez
Angel Turner
Female Olympians wear tight revealing clothing. Since it gives them freedom of movement and support.
Owen Wilson
I don't see any nipples there. I know you can find some with them and make it slightly more equal.
Oliver Garcia
This.
The dudes are usually hot, sure there's notably more money shots of women with pert nipples. Comic dudes can't even have dicks or even something to imply they have protection.
Not even on their adult label could they allow even the slightest dickbloom without people fainting.
Adrian Perez
She committed suicide
Xavier Lopez
Gavin Jenkins
Levi Fisher
man spiderman is a damn slut
Caleb Walker
>they even included his daily bulge in the reflexive building
Based
Owen Torres
Lynda Carter is still alive, you dolt.
Landon Nelson
Mason Kelly
Joshua Diaz
Fuck David Willis. Peice of shit.
Juan Cooper
Byrne's Superman run was so hot and Clark got shirtless a bunch.
Comparing male and female costumes is fucking stupid because what is sexually attractive to men isn't attractive to women. I can't believe some women can't get that through their skulls. Feminine costumes are disgusting on men, not because they're sexist, but because feminized men are disgusting. Except, you know, to that one subset of fans.
Owen Cruz
Austin Foster
Wonder Woman seems like a popular super costume for strippers, is Superman the same for male ones?
Benjamin Richardson
am I white if I'm slavic?
at this point being "white" means being caucasian.
Blake Foster
What kind of Slavic?
Aaron Young
>Ask how to redesign Namor to sexualize him. They can't
I hate SJWs but they should give male superheroes cock bulges. Even just a lil one to know it's there. They're always flat as loli chest.
Samuel Phillips
Does Squirrel Girl really appeal to anyone?
Gavin Phillips
That's what Hawkman is for.
Hudson Gutierrez
The male power fantasy arguement is do funny to me because when I hit puberty I would just sit in front of my TV jerking off to World's Strongest Men competitions. And I'm pretty sure this guy turned me gay.
Evan Robinson
daddy breed me.
Jose Rivera
no, "white" means "non-black american" nowaday.
Henry Allen
Carter Fisher
The male power-bottom fantasy
Julian Gonzalez
Based Lynda.
Asher Kelly
>jew
>white
Besides. Her skin, eyes, and hair are all poo-colored and she's has semitic facial structure. I guess that counts as white to americans, but to the rest of the world she's not white.
Luis Gomez
>comic book braincels once again ignoring the aspect of power fantasy in male superheroes
yawn
Parker Phillips
Sauce?
Leo Robinson
Someone say Dickbutt?
Brandon Stewart
>impossible
Try doing some yoga instead of just wearing the pants, cow.
Henry Foster
home you are seriously lacking on some good kino if you weren't aware of this being published as we speak
Noah Smith
Super heroines doesn't show cameltoes, why would super heros show bulges?
Charles Ross
Super heroines doesn't show cameltoes, why would super heros show bulges?
Cooper Cox
I wouldn't say it's to complain about women. It's more to complain about self-righteous ass hats. The whole complaint is just so baseless. The entire point of heroic ideals/aesthetics is to idealise and glorify the human form. Artists emphasize attributes that do this regardless of sex/gender. The only reason anyone calls comics sexist is willful ignorance.
Jackson Perry
>starting off with the blandness that is Storm
Underrated bait.
Juan Allen
fucking based
Adrian Sanchez
Spider-Man is nothing but Jojo poses and ass shots.
Caleb Sullivan
Schway.
Even at the time, Bruce had been drawn as a sexy, sexy man under several pens since he was supposed to be a playboy.
Brandon Cook
And they said that comics always objective women
Parker Davis
Hold up, this lady is only a few years shy of being my grandma's age... Is this an actual gilf?
Ryan Ross
She aged really well, and has had some work done.
Isaiah Gutierrez
>Women should be depicted as having big tits AND points out that Jews aren't white
Literally the most based woman on the planet
Cooper Bennett
Nice
John Price
>flying He-Man with a cape
Oh...
Asher Allen
This. Jews are only white when black and brown people want to be pissed off at them with a clear conscious
Connor Ramirez
>coztanza.jpg
Aiden Morgan
that attempt at an angle looks retarted, like the person actually doesn't know how to draw someone from that perspective
Easton Lewis
Joseph Baker
This Clark Kent is more attractive than Superman. nice.
Liam Sanchez
why the fuck would him being a sort of god have any effect on what clothes he wears?
that’d be like saying “He’s a NASA engineer, why does he wear Nirvana T Shirts?”
Easton Price
>current year + 4
>still being a land dweller
ishygddt
Aaron Lopez
Do male heroes wear jockstraps?
Jace Cox
I do hope so. They are supposed to be comfy and incredibly hot.
Levi Wood
It isn't just the costume that matters. It's also how the male hero is posed and framed that adds to the sexualization. Iron Man and Spider-Man, who are two different vastly heroes in terms of design (one wears armor and the other glorified spandex), have been put in objectifying poses and situations for decades that you'd normally see applied to female characters.
Ayden Bell
I'm glad I lived to see Batman's penis.
Zachary Morgan
tfw a hot hairy naked man will never get on an elevator with you
Landon Phillips
Thank Azzarello and his love of all things cock-related.
Jaxon Butler
I wish Batman took Constantine's cock tbqh
Jose Barnes
I agree, this should be canon.
Blake Stewart
>implying Yea Forumsmblr will ever break ranks with SJW orthodoxy
Ethan Price
Yea Forums loves man-ass though
Eli Ortiz
Tentacles on male heroes is always hot
Aiden Garcia
This was Siegel and Shuster’s original vision, back when Dr. Occult got powers and was a proto Superman.
Adam Harris
That's easy, do the following:
-Read the flashback parts of Hellblazer #162-163 and pretend Stanley is supposed to be Bruce Wayne as Azzarello originally intended.
-Read the Joker GN.
-Read Batman: Damned and pretend that the final punishment is Batman becoming the Joker.
-Read Azzarello's run on Hellblazer and pretend it takes place years after Batman: Damned, and that present-day Stanley Manor is Batman after he got turned into the Joker by Spectre.
Nathaniel Anderson
Studies have been done. The most arousing outfit a man can wear for a woman is a business suit. The most arousing outfit a woman can wear for a man is a bikini or nothing. Women are sexually attracted to wealth and power. Men are sexually attracted to physical beauty. Women like physical beauty too but they are more attracted to wealth and power and generally will select a wealthy and powerful mate ahead of a physically beautiful but less powerful and wealthy mate.
Julian Long
Man-on-man action is an SJW sacrament.
Luke King
Good, but I want it to happen in the main continuity too. Maybe it can happen in the opening arc of a Zatanna solo
Nolan Nguyen
how can he fight in such an impractical outfit?
Anthony Myers
Technically J'onn is always nude, of course.
Lincoln Roberts
Those high rise speedo look like crap they should always be low enough to show his dick bones
Jason Wood
When will Superman go back to this costume?
Gabriel Powell
Jeremiah Hall
Fuck! That's hot
Joseph Hernandez
Ian James
>Kris Anka
Bless that thirsty gay bastard.
Hunter Nguyen
I'm fairly certain that at least 80% of the superhero costumes we see are actually bodypaint and not actual suits
Ian Jones
So every white person that has brown eyes and brown hair is not white?
Robert Turner
Yes
Samuel Murphy
You can't just post this and then not give a source. That's a damn crime.
Hudson Turner
I’m almost positive jerkin it to the worlds strongest man competition is something everyone does
Camden Rivera
Those dickbones tho
Jaxson Ward
In America white really just means whatever race isn't being systematically shit on as it's a system of power.
Eg Irish and Italians were not considered white but after enough time throwing anyone else who wasn't white under the bus they have attained whiteness status.
Chinese/japanese/korean have gotten somewhat honorary whiteness (all the benefits without actually being considered white) because they were used to prop up the idea of a model minority.
Luis Nelson
They're called adonis lines and they're muscles goddamnit
Luke Jenkins
I’m not sure if this is Time and Time Again or the Maxima Arc. It’s been a while.
Either way, it’s definitely Post-Man of Steel and Pre-2000’s
Ryan Sanchez
Good to know
Justin Davis
WolverinexJuggernaut?
What’s next MagnetoxNightcrawler?
That’s a thing?
Jacob Lopez
Wolvie is for everyone
Jonathan Hughes
Captain Atom's costume is pretty much painted on. Because it's monochromatic he looks especially naked.
Oliver Murphy
They are really sexy and underrated though
Josiah Gonzalez
Leo Jackson
Chase Gutierrez
dickbones sounds funnier
Adrian Carter
And apparently it can melt into liquid.
Robert Moore
Shiny butt
Chase Nelson
Human attire grew out of both necessity and vanity. A quasi-immortal demi-god doesn't need or require any sort of full body anything against 90% of things which would require a human's attention. The demi-god would never hold the same amount of value that humans have to pieces of fabric. To a demi-god, human clothing is simply vanity, because they can never hold the same amount of value-sets that humans have, particularly because they are a god of sorts, and their physical and mental stats are superior to the majority of humanity
Being a god would mean that 99.99% of all human clothing options are pure vanity, a means of the god to be humanized and appeal to lesser subjects who find both necessity and value in pieces of cloth upon their body. The greater the divinity and innate power of an individual, the less there is of any need for any sort of covering upon their own body.
Why the fuck would an all powerful being wear a full body spandex suit?
That's pure retardation. There is nothing that makes sense about Superman's original attire.
Luis Powell
Female Olympians usually don't have to fight anyone
Which brings me to this conclusion: we need to bring back the wrestling singlet as a superhero costume
Brayden Taylor
This is a good impression of someone seeing Superman for the first time in their life.
Bentley Nelson
These threads are always retarded.
Because, unless you're a religious soccer mom, it doesn't and hasn't ever mattered how revealing any outfit is.
The problem isn't the ammount of skin shown, it's the context that skin is shown in.
Titillation by itself isn't bad.
Titillation in the service of selling comics to horny teenage boys is both intellectually dishonest, and demoralizing for the audience. It's the creator literally looking down on you and thinking less of you as a human being.
And that makes all the examples of male objectification moot, but even if it didn't, it's fucking retarded, because that's a bad-faith argument in itself.
You guys can't complain that comics are all being made for the queers and women, and then turn around and use titillation for queers and women as justification for your own perversions. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Robert Gray
>you newb!
>superman requires a full body spandex suit!!
>read comic book!1!
fuck off, you mouth-breathing retard
a full body spandex suit will never make sense, never made sense, and never will make sense, especially in terms of being on Superman.
Blake Cruz
>trying to sell things to people who like sex is wrong
nope.
welcome to capitalism.
make the world a socialist planet if what you want is the nullification of desire when utilized in commodification.
Grayson Stewart
Superman was raised by humans and a core part of his character is that he wants to fit in as a human. Him being an “all powerful being” has nothing to do with his choice in clothes. You’re literally suggesting Superman go around fighting crime naked, that would make so much less sense.
Christian Ross
So you ship Wolverine with Sabretooth?
Interesting.
Eli Foster
I'm not suggesting anything, except that Superman doesn't require, need or hold the same value that we humans hold upon clothing. Ultimately, he's an alien raised by humans and instilled with human values, so in the end he can never be a human, as he will always be an alien, foreign to our planet. If Clark choose to fight naked, he could, and there's not a damn thing that 99% of humanity could do about it.
Jace Collins
Elder gods, I wish that were me.
Henry King
Is it odd that I don't find him that hairy?
Brayden Murphy
>running around
He does swim a fait bit.
Ryder King
Well, the point of 'sexualized female' topics is to criticise men, so fair's fair.
Nolan Powell
Some of them directly trace from porn so yes.
Leo Rogers
My back hurts just looking at Scoliosisman there.
Jaxon Morris
Lex Luthor would easily stop him, fueled and financed by 40 neo-puritan soccer moms spending money to make sure that Superman must be clothed.
James Adams
It's not *wrong*
But if you're jonsing to complain about something being morally repugnant, there it is, staring you in the face
Nolan Gray
It's a pretty standard amount of body hair, I guess.
Bentley Morales
damn superman is sexy
Christian Russell
Thats only the standard for amerimutts who also think "white hispanics" exist.
No trve evropean would consider slavs white
Anthony Gomez
She's not white, she's a jew. You dont get to claim to be a minority and then white in the next breath. If you are going to boast about the racism you face to get an advantage over people, you dont get the privilege that comes from being white. So either you are a minority or your not. Or... maybe you can finally admit that you are no more Israeli and have more of a right to live there than the Palestinians who's land you stole. It is sickening to see white people not learn a fucking thing from genociding the native americans, and to go to the middle east and do it all over again.
Connor Barnes
Blake Garcia
Half this thread is /pol/tards arguing over who's white or not and the other half is people posting lewd scantily clad men.
Samuel Ramirez
Namor is for _______
Ryder Adams
That's just the typical Yea Forums fanfare.
Owen Myers
This shit took you 50,000 hours?
Anthony Reyes
Dude Spider-Man has always just been basically softcore pornography.
Brayden Hernandez
And?
Oliver Cruz
Suya needs to work on his older male faces. They look too young and out of place.
Angel Bailey
Impregnating blonde women.
Zachary Robinson
If you can't fap to Spiderman you're a faggot.
And so many people here posted sexy poses
Leo Jackson
I'm not sure what kind of statement you're trying to make. I never said the contrary to either of your points.
Christopher Clark
Jason Cruz
Noice
Hudson Morgan
Connor Robinson
Superman is now super empowered. It's totes the same guys.
Cooper Rodriguez
I spent twenty fucking minutes trying to find this one panel of him doing the perfect tits-n-ass pose during that whole Monarch/Armageddon 2001 business and I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT
Wyatt Turner
Empowerment is breaking your spine
Zachary Sullivan
shirtless-superheroes.blogspot.com
You're welcome.
Charles Taylor
Here you go, anons.
Ayden Green
ITT: dudes trying to say that male empowerment fantasy is the same as made for female appeal and failing hard
Also Supes should unironically look like this
Andrew Adams
My gf has a fetish for me in girly lingerie and it has nothing to do with any of that. Go outside.
Eli Roberts
He'd need wristbands.
Charles Gonzalez
I thought you always wanted the truth, Diana?
Austin Cook
According to Google, Sacrament means:
1. Religious ceremony/ritual regarded as imparting divine grace, such as baptism, the Eucharist, etc
2.the consecrated elements of the Eucharist, especially the bread or host.
Pick one.
Ethan Bailey
Go back to tumblr.
Xavier Adams
She's older than my mom and I'd still hit it.
Jaxson Edwards
>genociding the native americans
They would've died out anyway when they hunted the buffalo to extinction.
Robert Morales
Trad Moore is great.
Christopher Davis
You forgot an important and canon detail, OP.
Aaron Green
That's exactly why Superman's outfit has the trunks, you realize. To hide his supercock.
Leo Ramirez
Wrong
Carter Gutierrez
But that's Terry.
Austin Flores
And yet they can't give us any hot superheroines. Fucking ScarJo hasn't been hot since Iron Man 2.
Selfish bitches.
Ryan Ross
>would you be able to deal with it?
I'd be happy. T-shirt, jeans and boots with cape is peak Superman.
Adrian Perez
Based and schwaypilled
Logan Jones
Read this as “Lex Luthor would easily top him” and I still agree
Joseph Morris
Space booty
Landon Wood
>Studies have been done
Yes because Yea Forums is so believable when it comes to unsourced "studies". No, I don't believe your turbo normie shit. Dudes go crazy for women in business attire as well, porn is lowest common denominator. I personally don't care gor bikinis at all compared to a short skirt or a tight sweater
Landon Carter
Check out the french male power fantasy.
Gotta admit it's a nice cock though.
Ian Smith
>Clark choose to fight naked, he could,
But he doesn't want to, you goddamn weirdo
Jace Russell
I really wish you tumblr fucks would just kill yourselves already
David Hernandez
Look at that ball sack. How can men compete with this unrealistic ideal?
Jaxson Cook
Most comic book writers would rather have a male hero end up running around naked than a woman.
Kevin Bennett
Wait, did he just turn his head a full 180?
Cameron Clark
So this is what Murdoc did before Gorillaz.
Anthony Thomas
Who knew Superman was so lewd
Carson Campbell
Simply put females have more to reveal.
Boobs. Ass. Hips. Legs. It's all sexualized.
What's sexy on a man except for the obvious answer? It ain't muscles for most people, so unless they go Namor on us, it doesn't really get noticed.
Luke Powell
>unless they go Namor on us,
They should
Luis Smith
>1. Religious ceremony/ritual regarded as imparting divine grace, such as baptism, the Eucharist, etc
I was using it in this sense, my good autist.
Jayden Wright
azuras wisdom knows no bounds
Gabriel Cook
Who’s the manlet on the left?
Lincoln Wood
Namor's cocksleeve in HoM Quicksilver
Christian Torres
Ass, arms, thighs, chest, abs, there are a lot of sexy parts on a man.
Ian Hall
Back, armpits and butts too
Cooper White
Also v-lines/cumgutters/adonis lines are really sexy but not many artists bother to draw them
Parker Cooper
>cumgutters
Thanks, that’s an even better term than dickbones.
Dominic Butler
Lemme see his super dick and super tits ty very much. Equality, and all that.
Wyatt Harris
Can we just take a moment to dispel the myth that unrealistic beauty standards are exclusive to women?
In fact, can we just take a moment to write virtually all modern feminist concerns off as either myths or so broad that they apply to both genders?
Isaiah King
You don't think they intended to make male comic book characters sexy?
That's nonsense. Virtually all male comic book protagonists are projections of what men think a sexy man looks like.
Male artists exploit their male characters for their sex-appeal just as much as they do the females. Most men are attracted to sexually idealized depictions of powerful men. Modern Christianized mainstream culture has just taught you to repress any sexual feelings toward them and write it off as simple admiration.
You want Superman to look like that either because that's what you want to look like (what you think is sexy) or because you want him to fuck you. True facts.
Mason Cruz
Ah yes. When the pit used to be a “private part”. What a time to be alive that was.
Mason Edwards
Nicholas Parker
Gabriel Price
Liam Bell
Joshua Flores
user, every other male in comics has been running around in their underwear or a banana hammock and boots since the first superhero was created.
Namor has been running around in a speedo and naught else except the occasional necklace or tasteful green vest for nearly a century now.
Liam Flores
God I want his dick so badly.
Alexander Clark
>banana hammock
I've never seen a hero wear this
Nathaniel Powell
I think most gay strippers are Hawkeye actually.
Nathan Edwards
No, that's a gay/joke thing.
A bananahammock is a thong.