Yea Forums couples with a monster and a human.
I don't mind the gender.
I start with my OTP, Goliath and Elisa from Gargoyles.
Monster love
Kayden Perez
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Elijah Collins
Elisa needs a friggin wheelchair
Matthew Taylor
Do you remember that fanfic where Goliath's ex-wife gets violently raped while listening to NIN?
John Morris
She knows what she is doing
Ryan Reed
Got it. Packed plenty of lube.
Sebastian Morgan
>that face
She wants the garg cock.
Ian Gutierrez
Seriously..He's like what? eight feet tall?
He'd rip normal humans apart.
Kevin Campbell
More shows need more monster/creature x human romances.
Kayden Myers
Even in the episode in which he turns into a human, he is quite tall.
Elisa enjoys her bear-mode
Luis Parker
This is my kind of thread, thanks OP
Daniel Ward
All aboard the monster fucker train
Luis Evans
>EnTRAPtra
>Whore-dak
Someone is taking a dick, but I'm not sure who
Adam Gomez
Was planning to post Eclipsa and Globgor too, but guess I'll go with Slime and Penelope
Ian Rivera
Aliens can count too, right?
Carson Walker
I'm not even gonna bother reeeeing
Asher Rivera
Charles Brown
Big monster guys and hot human girls are a patrician choice although any combination of those are great.
Jaxon Lee
God I wish I were that Elisa
Christian Anderson
>can't unhear them fucking to that music
>goliath roars
Sebastian Thomas
The music perfects it.
Blake Ross
Anthony Harris
>male monster x female human
I sleep
>male human x female monster
REAL SHIT
Isaiah Harris
Just thinking of Goliath running his footlong purple schlong and making Elisa pass out before she can cum.
Daniel Martin
Jaxon Green
Five dollar footloooooong
Gabriel Nelson
Beauty & Beast, Gargoyles, and this episode from Wander Over Yonder still shows Disney does accept monster/human love.
Can there be more of these? Please?
Jaxon Adams
>human on xenos action happens
>in worst possible fashion
At least Hunk and Shay are more or less consolation to HMxFNH xenofags
Sebastian Campbell
Beauty & the Beast makes me mad, because it's a whole movie about Belle falling in love with the Beast for the way he is and looks... and BOOM generic prince the last minute.
He should had remained a monster instead and not throwing the lesson away. Not even the fangirls liked his human form.
Andrew Cooper
Alexander Johnson
Jose Powell
Sinnoh Tales in Pokemon Platinum says humans were married to Pokemon, in original Japanese text. So Pokefuck is canon, furries rejoiced.
Oliver Myers
hoooh my kind of thread
Hunter Ward
fuck the ending, this was canon in my heart
Brandon Garcia
What's the thing? Who are those two?
How badly do they fuck it up?
Kayden Smith
you know bog had a boner the moment marianne punched him
Colton Clark
flea that got giantized/mutated. also sings. the girl disguised him and he kinda jumps in on her performance and do a duet.
girl ends up with some human douche that helped her and monster out
movie, french: A monster in paris
Kevin Russell
Christopher Torres
Ethan Lopez
Every turtle pretty much had a love interest at some point in that show.
Jaxson Clark
that is the worst "supposed to be kissing" animation I've ever seen
but it's cute, so fine whatever
Adam Ramirez
Henry Martinez
This movie was ruined because of the shitty ending, pairing the girl with the human asshole instead of the monster.
Just look at that chemistry!
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John Robinson
slash probably fucked leatherhead, but only after fighting about which turtle is best
Mason Ramirez
I love being 5'4" because most every man is Goliath sized to me.
Nicholas Thomas
A true patrician
Nathaniel Hill
actually they're rubbing noses. she mentions it in the first episode, as their species does not have kissing in the same sense.
Grayson Green
For a moment I thought Big Iron was about to start playing
Chase Garcia
>She drops cheating chad
>marries Based Swamp King
Robert Young
but is it monster musume-tier monster girl or is it full monstergirl?
Colton White
>donny crushing on april
>nobody thinks it'll happen
>casey is introduced and he gets close to april
>ship is on the verge of sinking
>april actually returns donny's affection
>that one music number where donny and april kiss each other but it's not part of the show so whatever
>fast forward to the future and everyone is fucking dead
Kevin Harris
If he's autistic enough to complain about it like you or I, it's gonna be full monster
Are there ANY examples of that in Yea Forums media
Thomas Perez
>giant turtle dick
James Rodriguez
>dumps cheating chadcel
>fights alpha bog king
>instant mutual respect and understanding through combat
>realization of love rather than 'first sight'
>gets to punch ex
>bog king gets pegged
truly a based movie
Matthew Morgan
it's actually a pretty fun movie if they ditched the musical part
Michael Foster
Ryan Edwards
Yeah except too bad every other aspect of the movie is unwatchable
Wyatt Roberts
Never found Rose/Kanaya interesting.
But these two, definitely.
Jack Richardson
>he didnt like the musical part
sure not all songs are top tier but you telling me you would remove the "Strange Magic" part of strange magic? the straight on for you? begone.
Charles Diaz
that one I kinda liked, but the rest just seemed to be randomly placed in like the movie kept forgetting it was supposed to be a musical
Joshua Hernandez
Yes. Jukebox musical animated films are shit and that movie was bad by those standards!
Oliver Perez
Voltron.
Hunk's monster/alien girlfriend is cute.
Aiden Brown
Andrew Adams
Hunk cleaned fucking house in that series. Based best character
Wish we could have had more screentime of those two though
Jayden Brooks
i want more content...
which reminds me, does aja count as monstergirl, even tho she is an alien?
Justin Ramirez
trollhunters so fucking based, eager for wizards to come
Parker Ward
Charles Price
damn im running out of pics :(
Brayden Stewart
SVTFOE has this cute married couple.
Zachary Butler
anyone who says jake doesnt get pegged is wrong
i have one more but it will make everyone in this thread triggered
Logan Edwards
>not liking this one
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Also, wtf king of the fairies, he cheated on her, don't try and talk your daughter into taking him back
Nolan Clark
Man this is such a great ship.
Isaiah Edwards
if this show ever comes back how much porn will it generate?
Liam Flores
>a royal/noble cheats on thier spouse
how surprising
Sebastian Ramirez
Jonathan Foster
Firebreather's main character had a human mother and a kaiju for a father. I believe it was explained that the father could change forms in the comics but it was never addressed in the movie how a giant monster could knock up a human but obviously that was the case in the movie as well.
Nathan Campbell
Yes. Good.
Kevin James
I just remembered that animation with brooklyn.
Gavin Green
Ryan Garcia
Isaac King
Daniel Perry
I NEED man on femkaiju romance goddamn it!
Carson Collins
Bomango on deviant art
Sebastian Gomez
Bring it on, user
Justin Evans
>No Cletus/Red.
Sad.
Alexander Gonzalez
I'd like to be the cream in that ice cream sandwich
Grayson Miller
Ian Hernandez
Why is male monster female human more common than the reverse
I want some monster pussy
I'd fuck a lizard if it had a fat ass
Logan Collins
Grayson Taylor
about to trigger the mods
Lucas Ross
>go at it all night
>sun comes up without them realizing
>elisa is pinned to the bed with a giant stone pillar stuck inside her for the next 12 hours
Adrian Martin
Man, blows my mind how great this ship is. Love them more every day.
Michael Wood
she gotta wriggle herself out of that monster cock or its gonna explode inside her pussy once the sun goes down, and not in a good way
Lucas Wilson
So you want to fuck Alphys from Undertale?
Luis Russell
Well...he was human once.
Jaxson Cooper
Brody Cruz
Because the world hates us
Sebastian Hernandez
>needing a fat ass
bet you want tits on lizards too you scrub
Nolan Garcia
Samuel Long
Wyatt Clark
Double standard where women wanting to fuck a monster means she's "looking past his looks" or some shit and the reverse is seen has the guy being a loser pervert.
Samuel Wilson
Matt Holt and Nyatt
This was the superior ship
Christopher Howard
I heard she's like "part" kaiju or something, but isn't she still basically just a amazonian human? Or is there a different character in those comics you refer to
Ethan Wright
>female monster is just a woman with animal ears or weird hair
its disingenuous is what it is
Luis Price
Excellent taste, user
Camden Rivera
Nobody mentioned Irwin's parents yet?
Lucas Hughes
>implying we look past their looks
user.... its the looks that reel us in
Jonathan Bell
He JUST said that line of reasoning is bullshit
Michael Bell
i now have zero reading comprehension
Jackson Cox
Let's not forget
Ryder Martinez
DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU TO HELL
WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST BE HAPPY TOGETHER
Grayson Lopez
Cerise's parents in Ever After High
Thomas Cook
Death by ending and retcon
Connor Nelson
Oh man I can't wait for a sequel to reveal that they weren't really aliens and then make them into crooks stringing Shaggy and Scooby along.
Hunter Williams
I would never forget these cuties
Nathaniel Nelson
Eclipsa and Globgor were actively detrimental to their overall show and you should be ashamed for fapping to such low level characters
Have some standards
Jackson Thomas
Who are you talking to? The thread started with Goliath and Elisa
Anyway, eat pie hater.
Lincoln Diaz
Hunter Collins
Cute
Logan Long
Majority of men apparently don't see the appeal. Most cases of female monster romance is usually something that is majority human in appearance or that at least still has a humanlike face and breasts.
Easton Perry
It's true, we can't put all of the blame on normie women. Shit taste men throwing their money at garbage like are the true enemy
Easton White
i need more monster/human bromances in my tv shows
Camden Harris
it's pretty sad the best version of monster girlfriends manga/anime where the artists first version where they were just one long page comics since it was just one guy with one monstergirl and they actually got to fuck
Adrian Jenkins
It's not just a matter of money, it's an entirely opposing faction who like to draw a hard line between the acceptable monstergirl, and unacceptable female monster.
Nathaniel Adams
not enough guys with monster girls
Landon Watson
Sure, but if more people DID put money towards proper monster romances then it would be catered to more and gain more acceptance, even if just slow and gradually
The clear answer is that monsterfags need to nut up and make their dreams reality
Kayden Gutierrez
The one thing I really love about this pairing, besides the complimentary elements they share (Evil overlord/Mad scientist) is the size difference.
Liam Bailey
Bit of a difficult situation though, since there's not exactly much if any of it to support in the first place.
Wyatt Martin
If anyone's looking for some actual human guy on female monster manga (and who in this thread isn't) look Jingai Shunman porn doijins
Isaiah Clark
contentious perhaps but Fone Bone and Thorn wouldn't have made a good outright couple
Carson Sullivan
A boy seeks to slay a dragon. A man seeks to lay it.
She can turn into a full-sized kaiju.
Owen Thomas
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David Barnes
Just finished those. They're really nice but I can't help but be somewhat disappointed. All of those still wound up being anime girl faced. A guy needs some cute snoots or beaks now and again
Best ones were the bird, bat, and lizard girls, and the modern bug ladies
Cooper Jones
>no english version
poo
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Jaxon Robinson
fun little fact to add to this, quite a few of the Jap artists that do human guy on monstrous/anthro female art/porn end up being women it seems
sanzo, nezumi, Kaneoya Sachiko, etc
Ethan Jenkins
i used to remember there being a lot more, but fool that i am, i didn't start saving things until a little while ago.
now i got to find it all again
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Oliver Thompson
And yet, what woman would love the monster that I see every day......
Evan Long
Camden Foster
>All of those still wound up being anime girl faced.
True, but at least they're far closer to monsters than Monster Musume.
>sanzo
Really? I suppose I can see it in the cute romance, if not the subject matter.
Christian King
>soi-ra
Blake Perry
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Goliath looks kind of native american there. I mean I feel like they wanted to make him sort of African since Keith David but still remember he's originally from Scotland and they end up making him look like Eliza's arranged tribal marriage.
Noah Cook
the drakengard games are terrible to play through, but they had a good human and monster couple
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Evan Scott
>I had a dream. A dream about the day we met. He was small. He was insignificant. He was weak. Yet he hated the world just as I did.
>I decided to aid him, and he did the same for me. Thus was our friendship born.
>It wasn't perfect, of course. Mistakes were made along the way. Still, we remained friends.
>The blue wind that caresses these grasslands has a pleasing scent. I bring my cheek to his and he twitches, almost as if tickled. Then I spread my wings and let him ride me into the skies above.
Shame it could only ever end in tragedy.
John Sanchez
Taro believed the sort of "heroes" who slaughter a kingdom's worth of people don't really deserve happy endings. All of Drakengard 1 was pretty much Taro showing what he hated about all the Jap RPG cliches and such.
Liar Princess and the Blind Prince is another canon male human/female monster game that's simple, but really nice.
Jaxon Reed
>Monster Love
Love can make you blind,
And love can cloud your head
If you ever date a monster
Love can also make you deaaaaad
So heed my words, my friends
And listen to my song
Don't ever date a monster
If you waaant to liiive reeaaall lonnggg
Evan Williams
D-does it end as sad as Drakengard?
Dylan Wood
I remember they had this OC that showed up in all the fanfics that was the opposite of Angela, just Goliath's build with Demona's coloring, and they called him Jericho.
and Demon had him threatening to assrape some guy
Andrew Perez
has happy good monster end
Thomas Myers
>Don't ever date a monster
>If you waaant to liiive reeaaall lonnggg
If you can even call that living.
Brayden White
Most animals have a much smaller dong, proportionately, than humans
that said, greg has confirmed this will NOT be easy for them. and that makes sense too, anything with a big thick tail is gonna have trouble getting two sets of genitals to meet, you might need a big giant dong just to get the tip in. like that's why elephants and rhinos have so much down there, there's all that thick torso to get through.
Eli Russell
Do space catgirls count?
Lincoln Taylor
...
Gavin Gonzalez
I mean he had the best hair of any disney prince but yeah he was a letdown after the beast, and he had that gross weird face
logically shouldn't he have a beard? the magic wouldnt take the time to shave him even if that was the fashion, and that was far from universal. it's not like it changed his clothes to fit fashion either.
Julian Cruz
You're looking in the wrong circles.
The real answer is that people who want to fuck a female monster are usually called a furry and thus that's verboten around these parts due to a 2004ish something awful meme.
Luke Reed
Lucas Morris
being monstrous is masculine
females are supposed to be neotenous. it's okay if you wanna fuck a cute cat girl or something but there's something wrong with you if you want big muscular bulk
Dylan Butler
Honestly that song was suggestive as fuck at the beginning
Gabriel Sullivan
>start looking around for stories about monsters and humans
>it's all just women and monsters, or if a male falls in love with a monster, people are trying to stop him
wow, outside of porn, things really are stilted
Leo Hernandez
Only through watching the opening sequence but the wolf is waifu
Michael Mitchell
Levi Price
>Taro believed the sort of "heroes" who slaughter a kingdom's worth of people don't really deserve happy endings.
Not that deserving a happy ending is any guarantee you'll get one in a Yoko Taro story anyway.
Carson Cruz
Sebastian Cook
Nathaniel Ramirez
Did Hunk fuck that rock?
Jack Lewis
Sanzo is great
Kevin Rogers
I would say it's a little bittersweet
Lincoln Sullivan
he SMASHED that molepersonpussy like Atlas smashed the ground in its first appearance
Liam Wright
Lady 2 deserves better.
Robert Martin
I'm going to be fucking livid if she dies
Isaac Campbell
Trying to not spoil anything. Just it ends quicker than Niponichi's Disgaea endings do. It's too short for an ending after how long the game takes.
Levi Reed
Wasn't this originally in French?
Xavier Price
I was satisfied. Hopefully he invited the wolf to eat his dickass family afterwards
Jaxon Scott
Imagine the hours of handholding under the moonlight
Jordan Lee
Good taste desu
Joshua Watson
Yes
Michael Lewis
I have a theory they got together in season 4 but kept it lowkey
Lucas Richardson
I wish these two were in a good movie. They were a diamond in a gigantic shit covered ocean of a movie
Caleb Powell
>Little Red Riding Hood fucks the wolf
Kek
Angel Jenkins
>not maleShep
Ya blew it
And not in the good way
Aiden Baker
Aja & Steve's relationship felt like the most wholesome nonsense I'd seen in a cartoon in years. Sucks that he didn't go with her.
Ian Morales
That's not even a novel fucking concept. The original fucking story was a metaphor for that.
Jose Baker
>which reminds me, does aja count as monstergirl, even tho she is an alien?
No. Monster/monsterboy/monstergirl and xeno are considered separate fetishes.
There is overlap though.
Ryan Hughes
Star looks absolutely shocked and disgusted.
Eli Thomas
Trollhunters - Troll love
3Below - Alien love
Wizards - Merlin getting ALL the bitches.
Can't wait.
Jayden Collins
Hey, at least Eli gets to be the ambassador of Earth.
Jayden Gray
>Merlin
>implying douxie isn't a wizard and will be getting all the magic coochie
Carter Ross
>WHAT'S WRONG SAILOR-KUN?
>COULD IT BE THAT YOU'RE CRAVING MY MC'FISHIES?
Jackson Davis
why doesn't he just use his tail?
Xavier Rivera
Does it say something about the age range of people here because we started this shit with Gargoyles?
It's one of the few things Disney hasn't fucked to death with some sort of reboot, which means that you've got to either be pretty old or a highly informed young person to even know what the fuck it is.
I find it strange that the surest sign you're in somewhat reasonable company is that we recognize a cartoon nobody in the public talks about anymore and we've stumbled across all the ridiculous porn at one point or another.
Carson Wood
I WANT GODZILLA GF PLS
Jose Martinez
Fuck no, I breathed a sigh of relief when her turned back into human, his monster form looked retarded.
Grayson Harris
Perhaps
I wouldn't be surprised if a few people are just into the pairing in a vacuum, not knowing anything about the show itself, but I think you're mostly right
Jose Brown
I would be amazed if people were into the pairing in a vacuum without the context of nostalgia. Of all the strange porn along the same lines at your disposal you choose an awkward purple thing and a woman dressed fairly normally.
I fucking regret looking it up right now but the majority of monster-human Gargoyles porn even looks like it was made by people from the 90s who barely had a grasp on digital art tools. And all the shit that looks up to modern standards is homosexual content, which isn't surprising as I'm sure gay monster-fantasy shit is probably lacking enough that they have to gravitate to something as "popular" as Gargoyles.
Nicholas Diaz
Landon Cox
This episode gave me weird feelings as a kid
Daniel James
>tfw you snagged that jewish wagie dick
Justin James
Do ayy lmaos count?
Tsumugi is best girl
For those that don't know that tiny figure on the bottom right is her husbando the MC
Julian Gonzalez
Because people gravitates towards clear generalizations. Male monster offers masculinity that goes beyond whatever human male can offer, while female monster usually won't offer any kind of female extremity. While you could have masculine female monster, but that's for a niche audience because majority will want to see women as feminine. Only time when female monsters work for greater audience is when they are simply human women with some accessories, because anymore monster qualities would start to make them more masculine.
People simply love stereotypes. For example, just look through how fans organize gay ships and which one is top or bottom. It follows same masculine/feminine partterns so methodically it's absolutely hilarious and predictable.
Thomas Flores
I'M
STILL
ANGRYYYYREEEE
Oliver Allen
So did to Batman and all the other characters involved.
Jace Fisher
would this count? they're different races
Samuel Gonzalez
Interracial not interspecies.
Also every fucking race in Dofus-world is just humans who gain traits based on which god they follow.
Matthew Anderson
Not really, no. Except maybe when he's fused with the sword, then he's pretty much a demon and yes that should count.
Dylan Hall
Vampires are technicaly considered monsters
Samuel Turner
Mahou Tsukai no Yome
Josiah Powell
>ginger
That's just monster-on-monster at that point.
David Price
Didn't the show's main writer at one point flat out declare that for a long time the main thing that slowed down their relationship from becoming sexual was that Goliath's cock is so large that he was genuinely worried about hurting Eliza during sex?
Jeremiah Williams
Yes. Goliath has a big, fat, long cock the size of Elisa's arm. They'd have to get magical lubricant just to slide it in and there would likely have to be magic to shape her pussy to stretch it as well without her dying from internal bleeding. If anything she'll feel her entire insides are full of Goliath cock as it goes in and out of her like a piston. When he cums he has to immediately pull out his dick as the first pump will fill her up and splorch out of her as he pumps the rest of his load all over her body.
William Sanders
Vegeta has a based younger brother married to a cute alien/monster
Isaac Stewart
What's his Endgame? GigaNiggas should be better engage with spics?
Jaxon Ross
It's good to know that he's still canon to since he was mentioned in Super.
Nolan Martin
Yes, and?
Brayden Jenkins
Especially catwoman
Nolan Perez
That guy looks SO familiar, what's that from?
Henry Martinez
Megas XLR
Owen Stewart
For those asking for more male human + female monster, I just remembered this couple from Hotel Transylvania 2.
Levi Reyes
What a fucking chad.
Luke Turner
fucking dragons
Leo Brown
this is so weird
Camden Martinez
space pedo more like
Kayden Thompson
>That bottom panel.
Cousin It?
Jace Flores
>"I LOVE WHOME I LOVE"
Sebastian Thomas
Gonna need a sauce on these please. Me too. Posting superior guitar intro: youtube.com
Lincoln Walker
I love this movie and how every character wanted the unicorn's pussy
Kevin Lopez
Lonely monster-lovers need love too
Robert Butler
I recommend Jingai no Yome to Ichaicha Suru: Anthology Comic for those looking for male and female monster that looks more monsterous than monster musune. Some are typical anime girl at first though.
Lincoln Torres
>everyone wanted the unicorn pussy
It was Yea Forums before Yea Forums was a thing
Joshua Murphy
/mlp/ in a nutshell
Eli Brooks
still having a hard time finding more monstrous girls.
i did enjoy this though
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Luis Morgan
Surprised no one posted this yet.
I'm sure the idea was that he thinks the girl having two mouths means he get double the kisses at the booth, but it's still comes off as him wanting to fuck a monster girl.
David Anderson
I'm sure he was thinking about something more than kisses, script-writers enjoy fitting in sexual jokes.
Nolan Cooper
How quickly he makes his mind will never not be great.
Dylan Robinson
Christian Thompson
Anthony White
Sebastian Miller
Dominic Brown
Logan Powell
and the funny thing is the human looks even uglier than the beast form.
Cameron Russell
>Germanic village
>They bow like Japs to greet each other
Wow, the Japanese really don't know much about the outside world. No wonder they suffer from Paris Syndrome if they ever leave their island.
Ethan Hill
Cooper Diaz
unable to fuck, they go to Puck for help, but he insists Alex, who is still a toddler, do the magic instead. but instead he fucks up and now Elisa has a giant monster cock while Goliath has a gargoyle pussy. the magic wears off after a week.
Gabriel Flores
>english version
Shit dubbing. The French singing was way better.
Gabriel Gutierrez
She jokingly wanted to explain in the show but her son was like "Ewww gross! Nooo!".
Dominic Reed
Series is filled with it.
Personal favorites are the cosplay-obsessed Valkyrie and the the skeleton bro that originated from a girl corpse and is terrified that his roomates wont make fart jokes and play videogames with him anymore if they learn the truth.
Asher Clark
Okay lads, I know essentially there is 90% guys here and the other 10% are just guys pretending to be girls:
>who is your favorite Yea Forums monster-human couple?
>if you were a character of a story who or what would your monster gf/bf be?
>how would you meet and get to know each other?
Isaiah Torres
You fags act like your monster fetish is something most people want to see.
Aaron Gomez
>who is your favorite Yea Forums monster-human couple?
Goliath x Elisa (like OP)
>if you were a character of a story who or what would your monster gf/bf be?
A female size-shifter (SVTFOE)
>how would you meet and get to know each other?
She tries to eat me first, but suddenly stops and blushes when I compliment her beauty.
She puts me down to hear more nice things about her and compliments me back while getting pocket sized due to embarrassment.
Liam King
I find it really upsetting, because there would be way more fans if more people knew it existed, I wish this belongsed to any other company besides disney, fuck them .
Alexander Harris
Jose Perez
In my country it never came out in DVD/BD even though we had a quite decent dub and the show was popular when it aired.
It's so frustrating.
Adrian Clark
>You fags act like your monster fetish is something most people want to see.
The Shape of Water won the Best Picture Oscar so yes, it is.
Adrian Brown
The future episode was confirmed not canon.
They are still together.
John Baker
cute
Jaxson Reed
/hmofa/ is patrician tier and this cannot be denied. Normies are just starting to realize this.
Isaiah Bennett
>>how would you meet and get to know each other?
>She tries to eat me first, but suddenly stops and blushes when I compliment her beauty.
>She puts me down to hear more nice things about her and compliments me back while getting pocket sized due to embarrassment.
this is literally donkey and dragon from shrek user. thank you i havent laughed this hard in a while
Michael Morales
>this thread
Andrew Roberts
>when your romantic fantasy was derived from shrek
>from fucking shrek
Brandon King
Adrian Edwards
hey
Josiah Cox