New look...Same great taste!
Meanwhile...At the Legion of Doom!!!
New look...Same great taste!
Samuel Gonzalez
Jacob Rivera
I heard Ghastly was here, can I join?
Nathaniel White
Greetings gentlemen. Luthor ended up in the Phantom Zone for a tick, so I Skeletor shall oversee today's proceedings. What's on the Docket today fools!
Lincoln Phillips
I dunno, it’d be kind of weird to have a guy what needs one eye, ya know? Plus you’re kind of scary. No offense.
Dylan Jackson
So how's super snake mountain going along, it's nice, also why are we still here when we agreed to go to the Himalayas?
Owen Harris
From what I am told, the contractors are still applying the carpeting..And I will not tolerate any uncarpeted areas! My feet are sure to get cold without it!
Dominic Bailey
I think Lobo got killed by Ghost Rider
Ryder Perry
WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNT SUCKERS STOLE MY LINGERIE
Logan Roberts
carpets are laid not applied
Adrian Jackson
Execution is scheduled for this Sunday so, don't be late. Either to watch or to pull of a prison break, I don't care.
Bentley Sanchez
Oh they're never gonna let him live that down, just look at that Brian nine motherfucker
Juan Long
Brian Nine’s on!? That’s my favorite show!
Nathaniel Hall
Nothing of value was lost.
I'm an overlord not an expert. I don't care what it's called as long as it's done!
Huh..Well we do need his Money to keep the lights on in the place...So! New Plan! break baldy out of Prison!
Julian Green
How unfortunate, he was good company at the legion, any replacements?
Ah yes that place in Iowa, seems that you and shredder got over the whole deal with saurod's demise.
Cameron Garcia
Any chance I could join? Name’s Homelander.
Leo Gonzalez
Not important. But it will be dealt with.
Credentials and a background check
Nathan Smith
Sorry there's already a evil superman here
Parker Diaz
an. an evil superman.
James Hughes
A hero?! Wait you seem different then them? Heard you've done nasty things, not as much as I have on cybertron but you know.
Julian Stewart
Let’s just say, I’ve turned a new leaf. There shouldn’t be any problems. Should they?
Nathaniel Gomez
Alright then, show us your worthiness and you'll join us.
Julian Barnes
What do you want?
Camden Evans
Are you evil? What can you do?
Hello skeletor how that skull mountain in Iowa doing?
Hello evil toaster
James Jackson
Come and get it you FrAG
Jackson Barnes
Have you forgotten that this is a league for VILLAINS? They aren't supposed to be pleasant!
Nolan Howard
Oh nothing much, I want you to eliminate the accursed autobots, simple as that. OR an even bigger challenge, taking down ghost rider for lobo's defeat, vengeance is assured, which one?
Alexander Carter
Sorry I'm late everyone!
M.O.D.O.K. takes orders from no one! NO ONE! M.O.D.O.K GIVES the orders!
Owen Nguyen
Lobo! You’re alive!
Christian Moore
that's the gayest thing i've ever seen
Cooper Sullivan
It’d be my pleasure.
Wyatt Bennett
Hey hey, I like the new look. It's a real chick magnet.
Jason Rivera
Hold on? Your dead, it was seen all,over the place!
A coup will not be tolerated, I tired once and failed miserably to banishment!
Adam Brown
Image forgotten, dang it
Elijah Hill
Just because it’s full of villains doesn’t mean we can’t look good mr scar face
Hi! mr....... big head man? I think your head might be swelling
Goo for you lobo I knew you would find your real self someday!
Hi mr lightbulb! What do you do?
Gavin Cooper
A TRUE leader and villain would NEVER forget their face! Truly M.O.D.O.K is superior!
BAH! Only a permavirgin like yourself would consider that a Chick magnet! M.O.D.O.K is the one and TRUE Chick-Magnet!
Henry Sanders
you know with all these renovations going on and everything i couldn't help but notice that no one's renovating the basement
Matthew Perez
Of course not. Them’s monsters in there.
Liam Morales
I defeat superheroes and I reeeally like the Ladies.
Samuel Jackson
but i'm the only one down here
Carson Reed
Oh. Well this is awkward.
Sebastian Collins
I do not work for nobody!! You already have AIM, we have the legion so back down fleshling!
Benjamin Reyes
More renovations? Do we really have the budget for all of this?
Brayden Young
NO!! The Basement is being renovated for my new A.I.M. Base!
My name is M.O.D.O.K.! The Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing!! And you out are simply envious of my beautiful head!
Carson Watson
We stole Lex’s credit card while he’s in the Phantom Zone. It’s how I got new toys.
Matthew Edwards
And that’s why we don’t renovate it
I mean between Iowa, lex’s money, and are random crime sprees I think we’re fine. What are they going to do anyway? Try and reposes from a bunch of crazy villains?
Jordan Clark
Dominic Ramirez
Who’s this guy?
Gavin Morris
Hope you realize that he's going to flip his fucking shit when he gets back.
>What are they going to do anyway? Try and reposes from a bunch of crazy villains?
Nuke us from orbit, maybe?
Blake Nguyen
Lex won’t mind. We’re all friends. Besides, nothing wrong with using a buddy’s credit card for some Booger Sugar.
Samuel Fisher
Orrrrr does it stand for.... maximum open-minded dude of kindness?!
That toy with the shoes doesn’t look very happy...
Can I have some?
Do the ladies like you?
Grayson Nelson
Don't worry daddy, you'll always be a queen to me!
Nicholas Taylor
Is should send you to a Chinese restaurant for insulting the GENIUS name of M.O.D.O.K. in such a demeaning way! M.O.D.O.K. is NEVER kind!
Let that little faggot whine. If he cared he'd actually show up to these things and not leave his credit card around for us to find!
A cocksucking NIGGER FAGGOT!!!
Joshua Scott
some good VAs should read some of these threads
Gabriel Myers
>Let that little faggot whine. If he cared he'd actually show up to these things and not leave his credit card around for us to find!
True.
Isaiah Martinez
you're not getting a christmas card this year.
it's not. you got ripped off bud.
weird that they'd pull that on a man of your stature.
i've had a work order in for months to overhaul the hydraulics system. do you people think the hall just raises itself out of the swamp?
Leo Bailey
I thought a wizard did it.
Luke Davis
O shit I didn’t even think of that.... we are good on money right?
Wait the hall can move? Why are we all meeting in the middle of the swamp?
Gavin Kelly
Guess who's got Venezuela? We, my compatriots have control over the world's largest oil reserve. Now who wants to crash the oil market and pick off countries as they turn on each other?
Blake Hughes
Can I get me Antarctica? I wanna see me some Happy Feets.
Gavin Barnes
Somebody stole my dirty chicken toy.
Owen Cox
Sure, Meatwad. I'll make sure you get Antarctica so you can see all the penguins you want.
Thomas Perry
>we are good on money right?
For the moment. So long as nobody lets Brainiac get near our expenses.
I do! I do! I'll take whatever remains of Australia by the end of things.
Ayden Morales
So is this swamp, like- In the bad swamp thing's territory? Because this is kind of a death trap if it's not.
Jason Turner
I don’t like the idea of taking over countries.... but if we do can I have the Ivory Coast? They make the most cocoa beans. Think of all the candy we can make!
Who stole your toy mr chicken man?
You want to pay for a meal at a Chinese restaurant for me? I knew you were nice!
Booger sugar? I that some kind of candy?
Nathan Morris
Prefect! I'm going to be the Queen of the Indochinese Peninsula after this is all done, so we'll be great neighbors!
Christian Campbell
HEY! Weren't we supposed to go to the moon or the Himalayas? What happened with that?
Nicholas Brown
Chicken Foot has many enemies giant plastic ice cream cat... I recall the man who did it smelt of day old fry oil and meat.
Jackson Sullivan
Ivory Coast? Of course, Unikitty!
I don't really know to be honest. I was going to host it at my palace, but things got a little heated between me and Zuzu. I see the Legion is open and Luthor is in the phantom zone being raped by Superman's enemies, so it's all good to me know.
Gabriel Stewart
that's not how it works at all.
what? no. what?
it raises out of a swamp on park land in new jersey.
that's a different swamp.
how did you people even get here?
Gabriel Cruz
Azula, babe. you know i like ya but are ya realy gonna try again to conquer an Island after the trouble with japan?
that Australia place reminds me of a planet i visited once. everything was lethal and the people where crazy.
was a fun weekend
Brayden Myers
Didn’t Ghost Rider Kill you?
Luke Rogers
WAIT! this isn't shrek's swamp?
Aiden Walker
(i don't even watch that garbage show. so i wasn't aware who won. they realy let ghost rider beat lobo? how?)
Ayden Hill
They used Zarathos, who’s apparently universal and destroyed Lobo’s soul ,
Jason Ward
I've got Venezuela now, Lobo. Crash the oil market on Earth, and the other nations will burn in anarchy. We'll get them when they're weak and hurt, unlike Japan where I went in head first without thinking.
Nolan Foster
that's it i'm sinking this thing and everyone in it
Xavier Ward
since when is that jobber demon universal tier? lobo is immortal because heaven and hell barred him entry after he wrecked both places]/spoiler]
Caleb Morgan
Mind cutting me a piece of Columbia?I need it for... reasons.
Brayden Ortiz
Neat. Good on you, Azula!>that Australia place reminds me of a planet i visited once. everything was lethal and the people where crazy.
Yup. Sounds like Australia.
Liam Phillips
As long as the doors are closed that will not be a problem. Unless the construction crew made some errors or luthor used cheap materials
Noah Evans
Oh...I got what you're talking about. You know what, take it all my good man. Just remember, vote for Azula for Miss Yea Forums.
Jace Adams
So does this mean we need a new Mr. Yea Forums contestant? Who did the judges choose to take his position?
Nathaniel Smith
Idek dude, I’m just going off that guy mentioned it. Something about how being banned from heaven and hell only means your soul can’t go there not that it can’t be destroyed
Luis Allen
Sounds fun, but with all those alternative energy sources out there, they might just ignore oil use all together.
they had great booze also
John Nelson
That’s lame how’s about we add teleportation so we can meet somewhere nice like a beach?
Lobo how’s it going buddy? heads up someone leaked one of you private pics...
Cameron Jenkins
>Unless the construction crew made some errors or luthor used cheap materials
are you a betting man, sinister?
Nathan Hughes
the main man is still the only right choice!
i just took a dive like that time with wolverine after xavier paid me.
Jordan Hill
We just gotta get a wizard. He could do all that stuff for us and make us candy and figure out the Netflix.
Hudson Robinson
This is ridiculous! Why are you even in this league anyway? Remember when villains were actually threatening like they were always supposed to?
Anthony Campbell
Sabotage the plants, make a couple of nuclear reactors melt down, force the people to fear the other alternative energy sources. The biggest thing though, is that many people even in the face of annihilation don't want to change. There'll still be enough people using oil to cause the global anarchy I'm looking for.
Liam Watson
i've had a woman body once after some weird accident.
i kept that outfit for memories sake.
What you think the main man would feel shame?
Julian Rivera
Hmmm you make a solid point moltar.
Luthor is a cheapskape unless it involves his fetish about superman or his bald head polish creams.
Elijah Murphy
Azula you naughty girl, why did you post that photo of that time we where naked on the bed together?
you didn't have to crop me out, you know!
Ian Martin
We have his credit card. Might as well splurge while he’s in the Phantom Zone.
Caleb Phillips
We don't allow Airbender spawn in here
Ayden Rogers
Un oh he's back
Andrew Cook
we should update the decor while we're at is
this place is entirely too bare
Cooper Bailey
You broke the 300 foot rule Ty Lee!
Juan Fisher
Don't mind me, just checking something.
Henry Butler
Well alright! Let’s pimp our legion!
Isaac Turner
oh hey it's wheezey….does that medieval armor kinda defeat the point of your life support armor?
Jose Moore
you didn't complain when you where going down on my last night.
although you need to to work on your tongue work
David Clark
don't bother. you have about 30 seconds until you're all sucking pond scum.
Jeremiah Green
WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!
Luke Scott
Skeletor where are you? It's me king hiss, I need to talk!!
Aiden Rogers
Oh no! Somebody stop him!
Ryder Bailey
I can be threatening! IF YOU WONT BE NICER I WILL.... will.... O I won’t share my candy!
Are you one of Azula’s friends? Can I be your friend too?
I agree! We need more fluffy furniture!
A wizard? Like with magic and a cool robe? Do you know any?
Grayson Thompson
hehehe, bueno
Jaxson Long
wow a talking cat with a horn?
azula and me are best friends...well we used to be. now azula just calls me when she gets horny then pretends she is angry at me the day after.
Evan Jones
of course it's jammed. nobody move until i fix it.
Cooper Hall
Oh no you don’t. HURRICANE MODE.
Juan Watson
OH GOD THE TOILETS ARE EXPLODING!
Sebastian Edwards
Hello there Guys, i will like to join your legion.
Bentley Harris
Tis magic
Grayson Watson
Where’s Solomon Grundy?
Ryder Taylor
My bad. This sucker’s a Cat 6, there may be some collateral damage.
Nolan Jackson
No.
David Bennett
Ty Lee is not my friend. She was till she became a fucking traitor and sullies my name by saying we're lesbian lovers.
I'm the one called insane after having an nervous breakdown, yet you're a pathological liar that makes me look like a saint. It happened one time, Ty Lee. Yes, it was fun, but it's done. We're not lovers.
Fuck off.
Isaac Diaz
Do you really have to pronounce the periods when you say your name?
Jace Wood
Sleeping, probably.
Kayden Cook
Dang it skeletor just left, hey I need to talk to you it's about what I said back at the iceberg lounge.
Jeremiah Moore
Then what about this tape that's circling the web?
>*Plays video*
>Azula: "FUCK YEAH! EAT MY PUSSY TY LEE!"
>*Video ends*
Jaxson Watson
Got to say this is a better look then the evil toaster one you normally wear.
Don’t you mean a meaticane?
The hell is going on with your arms! Never mind not shame as much a worry that someone has access to it
Can you get me dogwelder’s autograph? He’s a hero of mine
That doesn’t make any sense I didn’t flush any explosives down them yet! I mean o no
Anthony Cruz
i should probably review this. for security. or something.
Hunter Rogers
Wait till you get to the dildo scene. Godlike
Wyatt Morris
Sure. What's up.
That was in Ba Sing Se.....when I took it over in the Hundred Year war. That video has a 14 year old drunken me having sex with Ty Lee as Mai is video taping it. Now, why would you be keeping that kind of video? You want Chris Hansen and the FBI to barge in here because you're jerking off to 14 year old girls? Remember the last time the news caught with of lolicon on the servers.
Dylan Robinson
i'll probably be radio silent for a few minutes guys. then we'll do the swamp sinking thing i promise.
Ian Williams
Watching Lolicon porn is the least worst thing I've done. Trust me on this
Hell my first wife was 12 when I married her... I miss her she made wonderful lemon cakes
Angel Torres
I don't particularly care about what you stick your dick in, but be careful before you let those FBI fucks just down our door. Again.
Ayden Johnson
Well if you recall I mentioned back at the lounge that there was someone from the Nubian Galaxy that wanted to contact me for an alliance but I rejected it. Well just a few hours ago another note came in threatening me to join or else he'll blow up Jupiter. I think he might be part of the shi no kyokai. I forgot his name but it was weird.
Jose Scott
Don't care. Why are you being a dick to me? Could of jacked off to the video all by yourself and told no one, but you played it in front of the whole Legion in an attempt to humiliate me.
Elijah Perez
Oh hell, it's that fucker again. Some old ass hole from a mecha anime wanting to push humanity off of earth or some crap again. Dumb fuck thinks blowing up a gas giant is going to cause that much instability to the solar system. Please, what a little pussy. I would of blown up the Mars if I wanted to show how serious I was. If he tries, I know some people that can deal with him. Worse comes to worse, leak the information to the super heroes, and they'll deal with it.
Robert Scott
What’s lolicon?
>Ty Lee is not my friend
But she sounds like she really likes you! Why would she lie?
It sound like you two should get counseling
Why would Azula want her to eat her cat?
Matthew Sullivan
But what's his name, it's irritating me and I don't know if I'm being watched, even horde prime hasn't made me nervous.
Liam Smith
I just wanted to see what all the hubbub about you was true. But I got to say I'm unimpressed. All I see is another in a long line of girls with superpowers lashing out at the world t get a sense of validation due to their mass of mommy and daddy issues.
Cameron Morris
>Tv screen turns on
*HISSSSSS
King hiss, it's quite unfortunate you had to keep declining my requests to become an alliance for I kahmen kahmen wanted. Your attire really would have fit and really we would have made great teamwork in not only bringing new life to eternita and earth, but my own immortality. I'm disappointed in this decision and have no choice but to call for some form of punishment to you snakemen, of course killing you with a cobra would be inappropriate and wasteful but who cares. Prepare yourself, once you perish I will have one more step into becoming king NO a God of this universe, Jupiter is only the first step, ohohohohohahahahahahahah. Also I would like to thank black knight for the lex Luther gay porn it's really embarrassing. Out
HISSSSSSSSS
>Screen turns off
Gabriel Smith
Pants!
Owen King
Why do you even care? We don't have any either.
Jace Walker
NUKA, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ASSOCIATING WITH FAGS
Also there was star spangled stripper flying in a retarded way when I was coming to this literal shithole
Henry Parker
>nukka
that's racist don't call him that
Isaac Walker
IT IS I ZIM!!!
Sorry I'm late that big headed boy kept on trying to break into my base all morning.
David Thomas
That's literally my name
Michael Ramirez
SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO
Adrian Anderson
is there a wway for this place to movve to much cleaner wwaters? if there's evver a chance i havve to swwim to this place, which i doubt. the last thing i need is the smell of gunk going up in my gills and mouth
Adam Lopez
Grundy darling we've been over this before you can't get anymore pants because you rip them.
Nicholas Parker
GRUNDY! NEED! PAAAAAANTS!
John Lee
Since when were you and those lions members of the legion? We didn't invite you and besides you already have that place in what's it called hallow something something. Hades just shows up whenever he wants.
Wyatt Cooper
>Meanwhile, millions of miles away... possibly in Antartica or some shit.
>sigh
Fuck me.
I'm so fucking bored.... and lonely.
Maybe I should come back at some point...
What do you think Mumble Happyfeet?
Jack Barnes
Well fancy meeting you out here in the Antarctic. Actually managed to get out that realm after a couple of years, maybe months.
Eli Jackson
Yeah.... who the fuck are you exactly?
Liam Long
Harley Quinn likes to have sex with dogs and horses.
Adrian Russell
Meowth! That's right!
Carter Hill
You think you have it bad little green man? M.O.D.O.K. can't find any hats his size!
Bah! The Chinese EAT cats you insufferable brick!
And you like taking cocks up all your holes! Go steal that Diamond with Dick Pics in it while the TRUE villains actually make evil plans!
Nathan Lee
Well I'm not surprised you forgot who I am but it's me venger, one of the higher ups of the legion of doom during the 80s. Times have indeed changed, can't remember what has happened in the past couple of years stuck in that realm, being beaten by a bunch of kids and apparently the dungeon master.
Henry Perry
GRUNDY BUTTFUCK PUSSYCAT'S BUTTPUSSY!
Luis Robinson
Top and I are getting Married.
Jaxson Jackson
Oh yeah..... so how are you doing now?
I'm currently trying to take a break from the legion.... but I miss hanging out with them. Even when dealing with Lex among other member's bullshit. I still remember invading Japan, conquering Iowa, burning down the House of Mouse, among other stuff. But it all kept happening way too fast. I don't know. I kind of miss when we just did nothing but shit talk with each other while we were all still friends.
I know things change but still.
Jonathan Diaz
Is Snart invited?
Angel Bailey
You guys don't mind if I check your pantry, don't you? No? Cool!
Joshua James
Oh hey your here too. I remember all those times, I actually left the legion since all the newer d listers came in, what do they care about villainy?
Nathaniel Nelson
You guys don't mind if I check the contents of your vault? No? Cool!
Andrew Clark
Can you guys stop sinking the hall after we're done with a meeting?
I...I just want to go home.
Jacob Brooks
>*Grundy grabs hold of Meowth and starts raping*
AAAARRRGHHHH! GRUNDY HORNY!
Kevin Morgan
STOP! Another spy of the shi no kyokai right?
Michael King
..... OK who the fuck are you?
Benjamin Kelly
Hey Lex, you don't mind if I customize that big robot you had laying around and then I take it out for a spin? No? Cool!
Brayden Hall
I left everything I could for my friends. Airy is going to get control of my companies in Iowa till I get back, Unikitty is getting troops to stage a coup in the Ivory Coast, Mr. Frown is going to take over Venezuela till I'm back, and the main man himself will get one of the best presents I can give. I found a whole army of defunct Lobo clones in one of Jackals old cloning sites, he can kill or use them to his hearts content.
They're going to be fine without me, I know it. If we could live with Manta for awhile, they can deal with me gone for awhile as well. Hell, it'll be good for the Legion.
First to the X-Mansion. I need to speak with Jean about the so called Phoenix Force. It's what I need to survive in the future.Too many enemies and people that want me to fail. Too fucking many.
I miss you, Manta. Hope you're doing good out there, wherever you are.
Dominic Sanders
REMEMBER SAW BOSS?! WOTH MY EXPANSION VINES I DESIRED TO CONQUER THE UNIVERSE BUT JACYE AND THE WHEELED WARRIORS GOT IN MY WAY ALL THE TIME! Of course I not surprised you don't remember me either, good times.
Chase Nguyen
Hey Eclipso, you don't mind if I play with this black diamond I found on your living quarters? No? Cool!
James Barnes
Alright.... still nothing.
But I kinda understand your plea.
But my question is... who are you saying are D listers?
Jack Long
Oh, hey. I feel a bit different.
Logan Cook
Haha, just kidding.
Camden Clark
Also, while everyone were distracted, I took Brainiac and Grundy's PANTS!
Hunter Hill
Forget it, he's just confused about the whole situation, and I agree there have been to many conflicts at the legion, I observed all of the. Oh and the names blokk I've been in the 90s legion. Regardless if this keeps up,the legion will have to rest up,for awhile.
Nathan Fisher
Would you just shut the
>EFF!
up already!!
Jackson Torres
Imagine the mosquitoes
Ryan King
September can't come any sooner.
Bentley Roberts
While you were sperging around, I stole the Heart of the Cards!
Colton James
I just keep reading Meatwad's posts in his voice and losing my shit./spoiler]
David White
The Horde Belongs to me!
Azula a pleasure as always
Aaron Murphy
Sorry i'm late. Do you have any fucking idea how it is to squeeze through those doors for me? We need a kaiju access entrance dammit!
Jace Wilson
We all do user
Camden Smith
So I've been getting all sorts of interesting letters delivered to my cell. Some are very informative, some are not, and some are just delivered man juices (I know that was you Lobo. There's only two people in this damned galaxy that can draw my face with their own semen). So let me remind you that
>someone's gotta pay the rent
>we still have a toy factory in Cuba
>Brainiac has been running around in his undies for the last three months while asking for pants
>Grundy went to deliver a pizza and has yet to return
>Manta said something about "spiritual retirement" and fucked off to the Artic
>technically we own a single building from Disney, some fancy show bar for cartoons
That's all. Best of the luck.
Jace Cox
Yes.
Isaac Anderson
A superior being would just smash their own way in! I, M.O.D.O.K.! Am that superior being!
The Horde, and the entire world will belong to M.O.D.O.K.!
If Brainiac requires pants, then he should go and get them himself!
Caleb Price
The last time we suggested that idea, Hedorah very nearly choked most of the Legion present to death when it found out and decided to invite itself. It's a terrible idea.
I'm not drunk enough for this shit yet.
Charles Lee
You think this is a fucking game meatwad? I will cut you! Now go find me some pills and shut up so I can get some sleep.
Kevin Thompson
Grundy's been trying to rape Meowth but luckily the cat has evaded him so far
Alexander King
Azula's left, leaving Iowa under Airy's control and the newly conquered Venezuela to Mr. Frown. So good news Luthor, we control the largest oil reserve in the world now.
Aiden Jones
>that guy who's literally made of shit? He's a dick, we kicked his ass
Yeah Ichi that's the one he only came to this planet because of all the pollution the humans bring more proof you earthlings are incompetent and undeserving of control of your own planet. The titans too since they allowed you smallfolk to fester and not snuff you out when they had the chance
Brandon Bennett
Guys, pizza's here