"I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page."
AI Generated Bat-script
Aaron Nguyen
Joseph Torres
>eat a diner, mattress wayne
Austin Lee
subscribe
Carson Robinson
>Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
Josiah Anderson
>Batman: Alfred, give birth to Robin.
>Alfred begins the process since it is job
Eli Garcia
>I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy.
Is this the leaked Joker script?
Adrian Perry
I fucking hate the new jokes that pretend to be an algorithmic script.
It’s gay, retarded, and not how those programs work.
All the weakness of the joke is hidden behind the “bot” pretense.
David Reed
>It contains a coupon for new parents, but it expired. This is a Joker joke.
haha
Ryder Lewis
I'm actually in tears laughing. Good post, for once, OP was not a faggot
Joshua King
Who cares? It's funny.
Connor Cruz
>Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.
Holy shit
Lucas Jones
>Two-Face is a man but attorney.
>Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face.
>Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin.
>Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home.
Carson Green
As the OP I know in my heart that it's very much just a fabrication by "Keaton Patti" but that doesn't mean the joke doesn't work.
Dominic Allen
A lot of the jokes are funny but it also feels weasely.
Colton Perez
>I am such a freak. Society is bad.
>You drink water, I drink anarchy.
Lucas Perez
>I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.
Honestly a pretty good line
Dylan Johnson
Post the next page when you can
Tyler Stewart
and the saddest part is it's still better than any Batman movie DC has put out or ever will
Ryder Anderson
Yeah no, this wasn't written by an AI. "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead."
Dylan Turner
Lucas Ortiz
From the writer that brought you Axe Cop which was "written by his little brother". Except he wrote it.
Carter Reed
Somebody tell Zach or Oney to make a cartoon about this.
Or just anyone at Newgrounds.
Aiden Myers
>Sometimes Batman. Sometime Bruce Wayne. Alltimes orphan.
Holy shit lol
Landon Carter
>This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison
That's all it took?
Ethan Foster
Wyatt Foster
>loyal batler
Classic
Connor Ward
>society is bad, you drink water, I drink anarchy
Grayson Watson
>An explosion explodes
Dominic King
Robert Thomas
>"I drink bats just like a bat would!"
Hudson Murphy
Imagine if it was animated
William Bailey
>goth ham
Christian Gomez
>Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.
Jace Price
Reminds me of this masterpiece.
Samuel Murphy
>It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired.
Austin Brown
>Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin.
Jesus fuck, this shit is gold. Lmao.
James Diaz
>He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor.
Nolan Nguyen
Where does this come from?
Jayden Allen
It was in that moment that Alfred became The Outsider.
Jack Collins
Yeah. There’s something about these jokes that rubs me the wrong way. Can’t quite quantify it. Like it’s top “easy”.
Jordan Hughes
a masterpiece
James Reed
>I am such a freak. Society is bad.
>You drink water, I drink anarchy.
POWERFUL
Caleb Ortiz
>It is a coupon for new parents, but is expired.
Jacob Price
>I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.
Fucking gold
Juan Morales
>10,000 hours of Batman movies
I really doubt there's even 50 hours worth of them though. Where'd the rest come from. Also there's not a chance that's AI written.
Justin Clark
are there even 1,000 hours of Batman movies/tv shows?
Cameron Perry
Just for reference for the dumb bois who don't get it, it comes from a writer, Keaton Patti who's done stuff for Marvel, Comedy Central and the Onion.
The running "joke" is that he forced an bot to watch over 10,000 hours of something and come up with a new version of it.The most popular ones were probably the Guy Fieri and Olive Garden ones.
Jackson Parker
same, some of the lines are good but it's like sharknado, not as good as the real bootleg
Cooper Parker
When's the last time Chris made a cartoon? Isn't he busy making a game between putting out his let's play videos?
Jaxon Roberts
how do I become cool like this guy
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Jackson Evans
What about Alfred being Batman's loyal "batler"?
Wyatt Campbell
No it's not, this fake bot bullshit is a way to fool people into taking easy with this low humor
James Wright
>new parents coupon
>expired
Josiah Mitchell
>taking easy
Benjamin Reyes
>you drink water, I drink anarchy
Robert Ortiz
Oh no, other people are enjoying low brow humor. The tragedy of it. Humans should only consume SMART comedy, such as...?
Ayden Young
But, which diner?
Jayden James
>He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.
Fucking brilliant.
Justin Reyes
It's from Yea Forums. There are several pages.
Nathan Anderson
William Taylor
>Joker is a clown but insane
>Two-face is a man but attorney.
Andrew Campbell
Connor Foster
user take a few schlucks of "Lighten the fuck up" juice and get back to us. Holy fuck.
Aaron Gonzalez
Hunter Reyes
Oliver Adams
Juan Morales
Aaron Phillips
Jack James
The end.
Adrian Bennett
>Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home.
>Bat versus clown. Moral enemies.
>Happy Batday, Birthman.
If AI is the future, mankind will go extinct from split sides.
Tyler Gutierrez
ITT
Mason Moore
It being fake destroys any humour coming from the sense a robot could write something so uncanny, and the fact that it's human just makes it a poor attempt of be absurd.
Luis James
I love this shit
Adam Nelson
>You drink water, I drink sea water.
Jaxson Bell
Ethan Reed
Luis Cox
Juan Nguyen
>happy batday, birthman
>it contains an expired coupon for new parents
Fuck you Joker, I am going to die laughing
Mason Russell
Who farted in your dinner, loser?
Adam Kelly
Exactly. I'd probably enjoy it if they just called it Absurdist Batman, but saying it's an AI script (especially when we actually can do something pretty close to that) is just trying to make it more interesting than it really is. Doubly so for stuff like , where it's not as obvious a lie that it's AI-written.
Brody Campbell
I know, right? they don't even need to lie about it being algorithmic, some of these work fine as absurdist jokes. It just feels like the writer's afraid that what they wrote isn't funny unless he pretends a robot did it.
Carter Wood
>weed eater
Benjamin Hernandez
it's just a lazy way to white wash this obvious "ESL writes a script" joke, it's not how "AI" work like user says so it does ruin the joke
Aiden Myers
Oh yeah, he wrote that bot story that was drawn in the TTG background art style in Amazing Spider-man #25, right ?
Ryder Flores
Obviously written by a human but still funny.
Carter Watson
>it's not how "AI" work
talktotransformer.com
Aaron Phillips
>Sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
Jacob Wood
This is the pinnacle of all forms of media.
Ethan Young
yeah how the fuck has this not backfired in our hypersensitive climate, sounds like one wrong move and this could be attacked for making fun of non-English speakers
Hunter Collins
The script is written to make it sound like an AI wrote it, it's not ruining the joke, thats the only joke
Camden Ortiz
>Happy batday birthman
>Batman opens the present since he’s a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker Joke.
Eli Thompson
W
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E A T E R
D
Michael Myers
>The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor
>A clownly power
Jose Morgan
>carries a tray of goth ham
That's an underrated line
Luis Hughes
Both of the Joker lines are kino.
Josiah Smith
I'M STILL IN A DREAM, WEEDEATER!
Dominic James
fake and gay, this is just someone writing a shitty parody script and saying a bot did it
Parker Lee
I need to see this movie.
Isaiah Hill
o rly
Levi Howard
Who should play John Core?
Zachary Wright
This is not how AI works
Alexander Moore
Orphan is somebody else
William Ward
Isaac Green
nick cage
Julian Lewis
It's funny, but I don't believe it was written by an AI because too many jokes (besides the grammatical errors) are too obvious, and AIs can't make jokes.
Isaiah Jackson
youtu.be
Is this the same bot that wrote a Eurovision song?
Blake Lewis
I see you are a man of taste.
Have this lawyer flavored one, if you haven’t seen it.
Andrew Mitchell
Also here is the Saw one.
Jaxon Morales
>thats the only joke
The humor is in the absurdism of it. "An AI made this" is just lame window dressing that sometimes gets extra attention from very stupid people.
Jose Lopez
“They enter an opium den. It’s filled with opium users using opium.”
This is quality content
Benjamin Jones
Elijah Clark
>Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.
Oh my GOD
Ryder Scott
>No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. They hate me for being a bat.
Caleb Reed
Honestly amazing.
William Miller
>It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired
My fuckin sides hurt
Jonathan Thompson
Feeding prompts of Catwoman domming Batman is fun. I've gotten one where Batman addresses her as Lord, futa Catwoman, Batman getting filled with fluids, Batman just pulling out his keys and leaving, and one that just said the blonde sleeps.
Chase Reyes
I was in that thread! Retrosaurus, right?
Justin Parker
Oh fuck, that got me.
Jordan Garcia
This entire series of "ai generated script" are all so bad and make me cringe
Who thinks this is funny?
Lucas Howard
This isn't an AI script. It clearly written by Neil Adams
Dylan Parker
Hot
Brody Watson
Underrated post
Thomas Russell
He has actual autism and can't help it.
Alexander Barnes
People who aren't dead inside like you user
Colton Walker
Yeah that's a valid point, I don't find much funny nowadays. I literally haven't laughed out loud in years, but I am still usually able to appreciate good humor, or even solid attempts.
This whole fad just reminds me of the "quirky le random" humor that used to be popular, and all the cringey attempts to emulate it online.
Parker Kelly
I miss being able to laugh at YTPs
Joshua Thomas
Jack Smith
I remember the first time I watched Retarded Animal Babies, I was crying and choking from laughing so uncontrollably hard.
Carson Morales
>This is meaningful because John Core never misses
Amazing.
Cameron Long
Yeah, its a bit too consistent for an AI.
Lincoln Bennett
>Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home.
Kevin Brooks
Evan Ward
>batler
>goth ham
Goddammit, I don't want to laugh at this but I can't stop.
Liam Robinson
It appears he ain’t got time for this.
William Garcia
>This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison
Colton Hughes
>I am such a freak. Society is bad.
>You drink water, I drink anarchy.
Lord, my sides.
I always knew Yea Forums had a stick up it's ass, but Jesus Christ. Lighten the fuck up.