Choose one

Only a complete faggot wouldn't choose Wallace.

>No Envy
dropped

Which is the youngest?

Movie wise: Kim, since her actor is 33. Although you could say Lisa since her actor doesn't exist and therefore she's 0.
Comic wise: Either Lisa or Kim. They're 23.

Then I guess I'd go with the blond.

>Not pictured.
I abstain.

Kim is wife material

Only thing is she left her bf for Scott because he beat him up

We all know Kim is--
>Wallace is there
Wallace, obviously

Marry Wallace and keep Lisa on the side. Me and Wallace would have an open relationship.

>I'm straight as a line
>but i would fuck this man

This.

Who do you ship with Scott?

I want the kim, give me the kim

Kim

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Wallace is that good.

He's got a bit of one. It's mostly the angle.

Kim is the only reasonable choice.

Lisa

Knives.

I tried to find the updated version of this and couldn't. Sad.

the pear shaped girl with short hair and bubbly butt

I love a creator who'll sexualize their characters, guys and girls with no prejudice

I wanna eat Kim Pine's whole ass.

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>the updated version
What do you mean by updated version?

Wallace is the only one who isn't a complete asshole plus Kim's a dyke, so him.

WHERE IS WORST WORLD

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Thot

After the comic wrapped, BLOM (or one of his assistants) did one with all the girls, Wallace in bondage gear, and Scott wearing leopard print.

Wallace is the type of gay to fuck you and make you feel manly about it

seriously, if you're not picking Kim, you're as much of a monster as Scott

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All of the chicks in SP are nutcases with deep seated issues. Unless you just want a somewhat pretty face and a hole to fuck Wallace beats them out all of the water even if you are straight

I know that one and think I have it saved, will check for you when I get home. If not I might check the archives

BPD AND ECTASY

Wallace I liked their chemistry a lot. Also Wallace didnt eat his bullshit and actually called him out as the piece of shit he is for most of the comic, while Scott grounded him from his high pedestal.

How is this simple art style so fucking hot?

Put the lingerie on Wallace, then we'll talk

The actual comic doesnt lag behind either, the style is oddly hot when depicting characters with less clothes despite being usually cartoony and un impressive

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Sock+whities is really underrated

File name should be
>Eva_girls.jpg

Thats why young adult casts are the best. I feel nowadays everything is teens or people having a middle age crisis

Stacey

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He does though, look at the curved line on the edge of his underwear. Its not as obvious due to perspective, hes manspreading on front

the brown qt

Should I read Scot Pilgrim vs the world

He's a grower

Its about a massive fucking asshole slimbag fucking half of the town like a bicycle and not learning shit for 80% of the comics run while the entire supporting cast who isnt fucking him sees straight through him and treat him like the trash he is.
Also shonen fights and the world works on weird dreamy logic
Its great

mandatory
youtube.com/watch?v=gUWx5dwjVu8

sounds very trashy and shit to be quite honest

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Its something weird and out there. The fact that the main character is an absolute utter piece of shit has an odd charm. The bizarre painfully realistic (like that time Wallace and Scott have to confront their landlord) but suddendly magical and video-gamey setting keep things interesting
The supporting cast is very engaging as well

I wonder if hes a top or a bottom. On first glance hes obviously a top but he stroke me as a switch the more I read the comic

Yep.

Definitely a switch maybe.

>movie kim smokes
Ruined

>Follows the rules of the jungle
>Bad
What?

He's whatever the opposite of a service switch is.

>All these Scott Pilgrim threads on the anniversary of the movie release
Cute

I didnt even realize it was the anniversary
Ive just been dumped recently and decided i want a new kim gf

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Guess it depends on the person
He's 100% the top with Scott

When Wallace is drunk I feel hed bottom even to Scott

Kim > Wallace > Lisa > Dying alone > Ramona

The correct answer is Wallace, but I'm willing to be wrong if it means getting to fuck Kim

Ahhh a man with perfect fetish taste

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Apparently there was a drawfag here by the name of Radio that had a similar style, but they periodically deleted all of their work, so now they are impossible to find.

He clearly does. Are you blind?

It's oddly compelling

Found it

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That's because despite the simple art style, the drawings all have a basic knowledge of actual anatomy, which a lot of copycats usually skip.

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Threesome with kim and wallace

Because it's a powerfantasy for horny teens?

> Everyone picking Wallace

Wow... Yea Forums actually agrees for once

Kim

Everyone in SP are nutcases with deep seated issues. Even characters like Wallace or Lisa
That's what makes this story and what makes the contrast to the video game fantasies work

Yes.

Wallace. How big do you think he is? I mean he would not be into me, but whatever.

Real question, do you think scott ever experimented with wallace? Them being roommates living on their own and all

I think Wallace experimented with Scott

Not really, all characters are like +22 and the comic absolutely dumpsters on him

There is a scene they are shown sleeping in the same bed (its pretty caste actually). Wallace is nonchalant, but Scott does blush a bit. I took that as a hint towards a past of fooling around

Nice.

Damn, Scott's packing. It's like a monster can down there

Just ok. Very sightly towards "big" but still normal and unremarkable. I felt as if Wallace was never trying to compensate for anything, but he never bragged or felt cocky either, in that way

>All the good taste in this thread

Kim once again proven the best girl

I always wondered how such a fucking looser managed to score so much. Now it makes sense

The fact that Wallace and Kim are near universally recognized as the only viable options recovers my hope in Yea Forums a bit

user delivers

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Wallace isnt a nutcase, hes pretty balanced and has his life in order. Hes just over the top

fuck choosing only one
kim and wallace

iirc Scott met Wallace while drunk at a bar the day Envy broke up with him. They could have hooked up then and just been friends since

Wallace and Kim are basically the only two options that would actuslly be enjoyable. And Wallace beats out Kim by a goddamn country mile.

Wallace has always been best boy this isnt even remotely arguable. Scott Pilgrim is about fucked up people, Wallace shines because hes the only fucker who has his shit together but he also isnt some boring no one

I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF, I WANT GF!!!!!

No you want the bf. Look at him hes perfect

Ramona is half digestible towards the end and Scott is kinda decent by that point too.

Ramona>Kim>Lisa>Wally
Would fuck all of them though. Hot character designs all around.

Have sex.

I like ramona, she's more likeable in the comic, it's movie ramona that i hated for being in defensive assholish mode during the whole movie, comic ramona had her autonomy and personal issues without being a bitch like the movie version

That set up isnt even fetishy, its just a nice look thats really underrated

Lisa would never leave you

Prison gay

Ramons comic is mega trash until the last act and even then shes kind of a dickbag. The movie one felt worse cause they had to cram her character development so she feels like all her bad shit concentrated but dont fool yourself shes still an awful person in the comic

Still fucked up and with way too many issues. Nice for a few weeks then it gets weird

More like all of the chicks are awful and full of problems. Wallace is an actual adult with his life in order. Id suck a dick if it means some peace

>all these people picking Wallace
Y'all are gay as fuck

Oh no i agree, she does awful shit in the comic too, but she's much more compelling a character there, so i personally can sympathize with her, she doesn't even have the greatest perception of herself in the books, and she seems to have lots of regrets

>Being straight in the year of our lord 2019
user please. At least be bi for fucks sake, heterosexuality is so last decade

Would rather fuck a dude than stick my dick in crazy

Kim and Wallace are still waaaaay better than post character development Ramona, by a landslide

>He isnt picking Wallace
Wow, what a gay.

Fine for a one night stand, reverse the order for a relationship

I'm a sexuality hipster

Are these shotas?

I feel like "self loathing" is used way too much nowadays to make a character relatable, its nearly a writing crutch

Everyone on SPvstW is +20 apart from Knives I think
The art style is just very cartoony
They are more proportionally adult in the comic

Wallace is so much better than the trash insane chicks Id be willing to just look away from his dick while I fuck him

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I'm not the one getting fucked or sticking my dick to a man. You people are gross.

idk who the girl in red is but I pick her

Wallace and Kim win this one almost unanimously
Out of curiosity, what did you expect OP ?

This goes beyond just retro and just enters the realm of oldman

so does comic Kim iirc

Dont stick your dick in crazy. Thats number one rule, its above gender and sexuality
I wouldnt fuck a man but given just these options Id rather get the one person who isnt fucking insane

Do you realize what year and what board you are on?

This page alone is enough reason for worth reading.

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that's a nice edit

>all these people choosing wallace
sometimes this board is alright

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SP is th extremely rare media in which the gay path is obviously and unquestionably the best one instead of just some fujos crack fantasy

I dont remember this
She hated her roomates for smoking in her spinoff comic

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I guess I'm remembering wrong. Must have just been Ramona and Lisa.

Lisa.

not choosing the other scott option

Good thing there's more where that came from

Vol 1: mega.nz/#!XegUEIjT!ReJFkm8tQlnnvQZDypIV1Z1aLLIMdjho2yoMX2tZj7k
Vol 2:
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Vol 3:
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Vol 4:
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Vol 5:
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Vol 6:
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Do we even know what the premise is? I keep seeing art posted of the girl but have absolutely no clue if he's even talked about it yet.

I'd like to get to know them first

young neil

Hes barely a character

Wallace because he's already spread eagle and good look at his legs

>Radio
I really like their stuff but its so hard to fine :/

Wallace is smarter than that.

So the real question is do you keep the tighty whiteys on or not?

It's the Eva conundrum. If all the girls are fundemntally broke to the point even the horniest user's know it's a bad idea the charming gay guy rises to the top by virtue of being not terrible.

user it's prison gay, he is the only valid option listed if you don't want to have your life destroyed

>mental hoops
Just admit you want to fuck Wallace, you minx

>Look at this thread and open Paheal, start jerking it to Scott Pilgrim R34
>Sister & her Boyfriend unexpectedly show up
>They need to print out their work schedules from my computer because they don't have a printer
>Boyfriend who is literally Scott Pilgrim gets on computer
>Has a new tab open but I notice my Scott Pilgrim paheal tab is still open
>SHIT
>I quickly close tab without him seeing what's on it
>Says "I love Scott Pilgrim! you read it too?"
>Me: "YEAH, UHUH, SURE"

Maybe now, but consider that Wallace and Scott have being close friends for a very long time now. Also Wallace is drunk really often and that... causes things to happen

His reaction would have been more disgusted if he doesnt wack it to that as well.
Bonding with your sisters bf over porn is odd but it sounds wholesome

that's fucking gay

Alt tab user
Also use one browser on private, open another one normally

Id like to slowly take them off

Yeah, good answer.

her!

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its not gay enough

His tights are really nice...

She is a little kid user.

That rule is stupid and isn't above gender and sexuality.
Also
>I wouldn't fuck a man
>But would fuck this man
user no matter what you have two non-man options of not fucking crazy, You're just gay.

Kim Pine, easy.

Loot at those titties.

Ramona because i hate myself

She is seventeen. The age of consent in Canada is 16.

Holy shit that's good.

The main issue is that Scott gets punished for being a cunt. He has to grow and mature.

Ramona never does.

Its not about "I would fuck this man" its about "I will NOT fuck this crazy girl". Wallace is the only person who isnt fucking crazy

girls like fuckable dorks

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Nice try pedo.

What makes him a slut?

He has sex with random men?

Scott wasnt lovable he was a slimy cheater. He was just decently good looking and had a huge dick

Scott is way more of a slut. Also Wallace starts dating at like volume 3 and stays completely faithful

WHAT? How was I not aware of this?

Continue.

In the first volumes he has several hook ups with random dudes before settling on a dude named Mobile in volume 3. He stays with him unt the end. Thats it

Please list the problems of everybody in this bitch then.

>Envy is an attention-whore who basically went through her teenage years(metaphorically) late in college.

>Knives was infatuated with Scott and wasn't emotionally developed enough to handle him leaving her till she finally saw him for what he was or something.

>Kim still has/had feelings for him and might still depend on her parents for support.

>Ramona is Ramona.

>Lisa was into Scott and wondered what would happen if they were together or something I guess.

Don't blame me cause you are retarded

oh yeah thats not special

Kim still seemed the most human/grounded/realistic in her issues. She is a good girl

I'm pretty sure there's a page where one of them stated they have done some gay shit together
It's one of those things I think they banged at some point

Blondie. I have a feeling Ramona would be utterly fucking boring at sex.

As I said there are two non-gay options, Kim and Lisa. user is just in the closet.

I'm just happy everyone universally agrees Ramona is a bitch and worst girl

Thanks user

I think knives would be worse at a relationship than Ramona, but Ramona is a fucking awful person, Knives is at least a decent human

All of you are homophobic boomers in a religious cult or havent read the comic. Wallace is just THAT good. The girls are cute but that alone is nowhere enough

>Fucking Scott
What the hell are you on, he is the absolute definition of "dont stick your dick in crazy" hes a complete cucko asshole

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Nah, being gay is the only real option

There are two valid options that don't make you a faggot and a third doomed option that still doesn't make you a faggot.

Until I'm told what makes Kim and Lisa awful I'ma stay on the crazy train.

He's more of the "one night stand or rape" option

I can agree to that, the comic heavily implies that he is really hot (the movie uh... well Cera isnt my cup of tea) and literally shows us he is really packing

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I dont even know how this radio dude is. Anyone got a sfw artpiece by them?

How do I get a Wallace bf?

Wallace is too perfect for a real person we mundane gays cant compare

Kim and Wallace. I love them both equally.

Go to a gay bar, talk to him a bit and offer to be his rent boy

Scott. He just needs some... "training".

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Scott is cute and sexy, just not commitment material unless you have extraordinary powers of helping others improve.

Hes canonically really hot and hung bu hes still the worst person on the comic. Good for some sex but Id dump his lame ass in a week tops when he cheats on me

Give me Romona please. All the fags saying they're straight and picking Wallace are in denial. All women have bad personalities, the straight man's mission is to find one that's just so cute you don't really mind.

she's 18 in vol 6 dong ass

Can find most of his comics if you google around. I think he also went by another name? I don't remember, though.

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Your argument is shit, most girls dont change, especially if they are nutjobs to begin or assholes. Just pick someone who is already decent
Also thete are only like 4 people going "Wallace but no homo tho", almost everyone is just openly gay for him
And from an objective point of view Wallace is waaaaay superior than any of the chicks.
And Id still not pick him because Im not a faggot. Give me Kim

Is this just the whole comic or a bunch of edits?

Nothing about my argument implies that the girl is going to change, my point is that there isn't a decent one to begin with. To even say the homo choice is "objectively superior" is a pretty queer move. Kim is 2nd best girl at least

judging by that art style
it's probably
AEdouble, or frobman for their sfw work

Most gay sex is fairly manly unless you are with some shit like a femme twink

that's- that's a dick...

fuck never mind wrong artist

That’s probably the manliest form of it out there.

You can describe a flower as beautiful without wanting to fuck it. Same concept
Also if youve really only met shitty women then Im just sorry for you

You dont get manlier than 2 bears fighting it out to see who tops.
Fucking a women actually adds feminity to the act

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Where the fuck is Knives Chau?

Kim because I have a thing for Red Heads and freckles
Wallace because I’ll turn gay for him

The boi at the front.

WE ARE SEX-BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN! 1234!!

I think it's the whole comic, but with naughty bits edited in

Can someone confirm she has a dick. Im at work and cant look now

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Imagine being straight in 20XX

I like you you say "Ill turn gay" just "Id turn gay". As if it was something that is guaranteed
It was for me at least

All the comics I can find online are from when they posted stuff on Slipshine. I remember they had their own art from before then, but I can't find any of it.

>he actually fell for Ramona

youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo&feature=youtu.be

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>Doesnt know who these people are
At least you have taste. Go read Scott Pilgrim at once. Experience the best gay character ever writen

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Radio is incredibly reclusive.
The Slipshine work is out there because it's Slipshine, but they've pulled almost every piece of personal art they've produced off the internet.

This looks nothing like Radio's art at all.
You need to get your eyes checked.

user...

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Having read these comics before, they all have dicks. And if they don't have dicks, they will grow dicks through magic.

his old stuff looked like it kinda

Any of the girls.

he's also gay?

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Yeah but its not a flower its a man. If you've met bro tier women I am envious and doubtful

Threadly reminder this series is insanely underrated in terms of porn and anyone making some is very appreciated

>ctrl+f
>Not 1 Julie

am i seriously the only one who would

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I mean according to whatever “man book” we’re talking about somebody’s going to have to be at least slightly feminine.

I was saying it’s more manly for one of them

Yuuup. Even gets a bf later in the comic. This is actually official art not fanart btw

damn, Kim looks good in this art

If I had to guess, it would be that they decided to draw/animate professionally, and didn't want to be associated with Yea Forums/porn/etc.

>All women have bad personalities, the straight man's mission is to find one that's just so cute you don't really mind.
Impossible. Women are the most irritating creatures on this Earth. No matter how attractive a woman is, I could never actually be in a relationship with one of them. I'd fuck them, sure, but I want to have to talk to and interact with them in a non-sexual capacity as little as I possibly can.
This fact used to cause me distress and make me feel like I'd always be alone. Then I swallowed the fagpill and accepted that I just hate women, want nothing to do with them, and that if I ever get into a relationship I would be much happier with a qt boi. Call me a queer all you want, at least I'm not going to have a mental breakdown at age 30 because of my irritating cunt of a girlfriend/wife.

His actual official description introduced is "drunk homosexual" and he is of the characters not some background rando

Many of the characters are to some degree

>Women are the most irritating creatures on this Earth.
Yes, this is absolutely true. I say this as someone married with a daughter. I love them both but sometimes I want to put an ice pick through my eye.

Look at this non faggot.

I pick Hazel

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What if you are a girl?

>I say this as someone married with a daughter.
*hits pipe*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

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You force Wallace to start liking girls

looks like me with longer hair, i felt bad for her in seconds

fucking disgusting succubus

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>the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole
If I've done my job it will be one man who will provide grandchildren.

Wallace since I'm an actual faggot anyways

finally.
this guy gets it.

you're pretty cool, too.

Does he prefer it to take it or bake it?

user called it a power fantasy, not a parable of moral righteousness.
Scott is literally the strongest there is and also fucks every bitch in the book. Him being an absolute asshat and getting shit for it the entire book doesn't really change that, only emphasizes that in Toronto, power isn't everything.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

You forgot the pipe!

Not to Wallace he isn't

How is it cuckoldry if you're not even fucking her?

I can understand this position, but my obsession with qt girls may simply be more potent than yours is. I just want to hug, cuddle, and kiss them more than anything else I can think of.
I'm not proud of it but that's the way I'm wired

People lost the meaning of cuck a long time ago

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please don't tease me, or if you are post pics

I want to do that stuff too, but then I remember that as soon as she opens her mouth the first thing out of it will annoy me or piss me off.

You look like a black tranny.

Kind of implied he did actually

/ourgirl/

I like your headwear

I don't recall her smoking at all. Maybe it's a behind the scenes picture of Allison Pill on a smoke break, it certainly doesn't look like a still from the movie.

:(

Mean

Look on the bright side. There are lots of anons on Yea Forums with fetishes for ugly brown girls with giant man-feet and boy legs and gross knobbly knuckles.
Also, the only motivation you'd ever need to kill yourself is looking in the mirror!

Getting rid of the dowry was a mistake.

Kys

You literally do not user is being a edgelord

Good job idiot, you posted your face on Yea Forums. The ANONYMOUS message board. Have fun getting mocked/doxxed/soldontheblackmarked(idk&idc)

>black tranny "girl" deletes post after getting one mean comment
God, women are so sensitive.
Okay but only if you kill yourself first.

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I... I thought incels were just a meme

i gained some weight in my legs since then...but unfortunately i still have a ugly face :/ aaand this is why im an animator and not an actor

This comment is so incel it hurts

Mean

Mean

user you can't say this shit without manning up and posting your face
Also hold up the number 109327808 so we know it's you

desu imagine being bothered by this high school edgey shit, bro i had body issues all my life, of COURSE some ass on the internet is going to finally make me kms!

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for the full colored download, i got it from getcomics.info/other-comics/scott-pilgrim-1-6-color-edition/

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If my choices were those, I'd just 360 and walk out.

Goth-loli Kim Pine
Holy shit. Had I known this was a thing, even if but for a page, I would have read this years ago.

The chicks are all cancer and only Wallace is doable but you have to be into that do I dont blame you user

He'll take a strap-on fucking to get accustomed to girls
He'll do anal/oral with his own

Get the fuck away from Wallace you harlots hes ours

youtube.com/watch?v=gUWx5dwjVu8
None. lncel. Kill.

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"Gay" guys sometimes sleep with girls, no fucking idea why. My best friend from school came out of the closet six months ago, yet I caught him at a party making out with a girl.
My theory is that most of them are actually bi but are more vocal about liking men.

I like how you repeatedly mass spam this video without thinking about why it's factually incorrect

>black girl dressed as Mable complete complete with stockings
Stirring.
>said black girl post disappears right alongside stale reddit copypasta posts
Extremely suspicious.

It is, it describes art hoes to a T; begs the question. Why do you have a problem with it?

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I meant being the man to wallace i guess, i'm sure they've done horny stuff together

chill out, Kudo. pic user's replies are all still up.

Ive tried with a girl but couldnt follow through. Faggotry is a cursd

It's tits user, I could never imagian fucking a woman or got forbid loveing one. But I've always wanted to play with some big ol'tatas, it just looks so fun.

Being bi is based as fuck honestly
Source: me

The other three are just that bad.

KIMKIMIKIMIKIMIKIM

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Its weird how the girls in SP are absolute trash but the one gay guy is elder god tier

Taking a few lewd suggestions

Kim Pine in lingerie, laying on a chez lounge

Tied up Scott getting (or about to get, depending how lewd you're thinking) fucked by a girl of your choice

Scott waking up from a hang over and the first thing he sees is naked Wallace doing his morning calisthenics.

Hazel in Mabel Pines cosplay.

Only good when Plaza was playing her

>has been spammed 3 times with no reponses
>art hoe choices
>a good amount chose the gay guy, arguing why hes the most normal one or how bi shit
hmmm
we need to deal with the art hoes, but after a little bit they are just fools acting like a poem these fools need to be burned

What did your mother do to you. Did she smother you with her giant ol'tatas.

Kim, though I prefer Ramona's lingerie.

Bi is the most based orientation. And everyone hates us or forgets we exist. So yeah, we are basically pixi dust that gays or lesbians leave behind.

Their lingerie actually fit their personality.

I mean, you're not wrong dear old mum was a double D. But I think it's just more, those kinda look fun to squeeze you know?

it is, but that means you have to compete with men and women

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>This niggas channel
That's a decent character but too little too late, that stuff doesn't shovel the neetbux like it used to

Wallace

Kim and Knives making out but naked

Sounds like he needs to get fucked in the ass.

Why not just give it to him?

Competition is what we are made for. It is why I took on exersising. So that I can be apetising for both genders.

Right here buddy

Bless you user

Well, if it makes up for anything, I'm not a Wallace fag, I just like the song.

What, no /pol/ or Yea Forums??? Lame.

Seconded, for the sake of a hearty chuckle

Ey now, we can share him.

So then sex with a crazy boy is just a bonus?

Kim sitting on Scott’s face refusing to admit she still likes him (and refusing to get off)

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Just reminding if you're worried about going too lewd we have an /aco/ thread going

>Yea Forums is literally on the far right
actually blind.
also, I don't think /pol/ existed yet. shit was still /news/, maybe? I don't fuckin know.

Lisa is best girl

I don't see how he could be more than the big end of average and even that's quite a stretch. He seems like the type of dude that more than makes up for any lack of flash in the size of his ship with the motion of the ocean.

> It is why I took on exersising. So that I can be apetising for both genders.
Shit son you better take on phonics so you can fucking spell

What character would be most likely to become trans

Wallace

You can always just frot dicks.

Wallace is a man and proud.

>dated a Wallace in high school as each others first gay relationship
>then dated a Stephen in college who now moved away
>currently live and sometimes have sex with a Joseph

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what you look at someones personality and be like "fuck that would be great if it was strapped to some pussy".

Sometimes

i thought ramona was an amputee for a second there.

an all-girl band and the lead is fucking the manager, i think?

I'll go with these two

Porn Ramona’s hot, canon Ramona’s not

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any more edits like this?

>when he cheats on me
But how can he cheat on you, if you've already cheated on him?

>they will grow dicks through magic.

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Im not that kind of turd

MAH MAN

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Wallace sleeping, naked, butt out

Go fuck yourself Wallace is for us boys ONLY

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Didn't he say something about scott seeing his junk when Scott caught him having sex?

Seems like there's your answer. Unless he said that Scott saw the other guy's junk. In which case you also have your answer.

based hazel bro.

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Wow. There’s probably shota versions of them that look like the exact same then

Several. This is the whole comic with a bunch of naughty edits

hell yes, more reason for me to re-read the story then.

God lord how did you proggresively got worse and worse taste over time. Should have stayed with pseudo Wallace forever

I was dissapointed that there were only like 2 dick shots and they were both terrible

Scott fucked up hard by not making it work with Kim.

Scott vs is basically one big hetero dude power fantasy (albeit honestly its really good) so obviously we are not getting much gay stuff

I was about to comments how he should have just hit it off property with Wallace, but honestly Wallace knows way better than to get involved with crazy and Scott is the worst out of the entire cast. Kim deserved way better anyways let trash fester with more trash, Ramona

Wallace

>Almost everyone agrees on Wallace and those who dont generally settle on Kim
Im glad I read this thread before going to sleep it was a really nice way to end my day. Yea Forums sometimes has good taste

>20 years apart from Knives
I don't think its that big, Scott's around 5 or 6 years older IIRC and I guess so are the rest

Well the two other choices are someone who you spent too much time with and found out is terrible and someone who you barely spent any time with but thought was okay

okay now where's the comic where Kim Scott and Ramona all sleep together?

what user is trying to say is Knives is the only one that's not a 20-something year old (although isn't Neil also around her age, too?)

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>Anyone knowing anything about Neil

Know a guy who worked with multiple gay male co-workers and every single one of them agreed that they all still held great affection for a nice pair of tits

They must not have been super gay then because i dislike almost everything feminine, which goes for breasts.

>from when they posted stuff on slipshine
that would explain the fanart from Josh Lesnik in the back of book 3...

What? That post was talking about Radio, not BLOM

smaller bikini top and taller bikini bottom are my favorite combo

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>Redheads and colored hair make me horny
>But Lisa's sluttiness makes me horny too
>I am straight
HELP MEEEEEEEEE

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Wallace, he seems Luke he'd be fun

>all these people choosing Wallace
He is best guy, right? But Stephen is cool too.

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Whenever Snotgirl ends.

It's funny how there is only one damaged girl and yet most of if not all of Yea Forums has become fags.

What the fuck is that weird girl in SG? Is she some sort of trickster spirit?

If you're a straight man who has read Scott Pilgrim and you don't pick Wallace you're probably just hardcore in the closet.

Knives is just naive. She needed someone as new to dating as she was.

My roommate is basically Wallace. I could introduce you.

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So just skip ahead and pick wallace

user, what the fuck is your pic supposed to convey?

a reaction

Half of them are damaged and the rest are just shitty. They have little positive qualities beyond their pretty faces.
And Wallace is just that good anyways

Kim and Lisa are fine. They have a manageable amount of baggage that would be dealt with if they just had a boyfriend.

Kim easily.

Kim is fine but Lisa is not worth the effort.
Im already half a faggot anyways I have no reason to pick them over Wallace who is much, much better

You should really just get it on with him yourself. Wallaces are one in a lifetime opportunity. Doesnt matter if you dont like guys a Wallace is worth it

It's possible you just dislike women.
I don't really care sexually for the female form, but I can still appreciate on a artistic level a nice ass or boobs

Straight guys just cuck themselves out of a relationship. Become bi already

Not that user but Im also a faggot and dislike boobs. I dont hate women or anything, boobs just have 0 sexual appeal to me

I feel a bit sorry that chicks cant experience Wallace. Still, dont touch him. Hes the one good gay in these sjw ages

Well sure, no sexual appeal. But the point is you can still appreciate them in other ways. Almost academically. You can see a nice pair and say"those are nice boobs" even if they don't really turn you on.

I'm already a post-shitty scott dating a post-shitty ramona. The parallels are uncanny.

Well congrats on that. Hope it goes well

Well yeah but that's just having an aesthetic appreciation for something, which you can do for just about anything. But you see fewer people willing to say the same about the male form. Maybe just because in our society it's more normal to care about how women look but there's less appreciation for men's cocks or balls or their asses etc. Even though as a gay guy i see them as just way better than the feminine features.

BEST
TIMELINE
EVER

Thanks bro. I hope you find your Wallace.

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its not about homosexuality man everyone else is just a horrible choice.

In a genderflipped scenario or really more of a situation flipped scenario, where Ramona has to fight a league of Scott's evil exes, who'd be the first boss and (more importantly) who'd be the last one who has a huge grasp on Scott

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True. There can only be one Turd Ferguson.

have gay sex

ENVy

The fuck is wrong with you

Envy would be the end boss, first one is Knives. Halfway is Kim.
Penultimate would be Wallace just like Ramona own lesbian option but I feel he wouldnt be up for a fight. Might as well join to fight Envy cause he hates her that much

Enjoy your fucking damaged sicko

Wallace is in no way crazy. Scott would be the "DONT FUCK"
Also sex with crazy guy can be even worst than with crazy girl cause its more likely they get violent

Scott and Ramona are still quite shitty at the end, just somewhat less so.
Well good for you I guess, shit does well with shit

This in pretty sure most hets would turn bi right away if they had some homo sex
Tested and proven by myself

Stephen isnt on the options also he isnt even close to Wallace. Not remotely

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I tried that but over time I sort of... liked seeing the junk bouncing and flopping.

Basically. We've both stopped doing the worst things we used to do and we're helping each other be better people.

I like Wallace better in , the whities and socks fit him better than bondage stuff