Upon death you are approached by several godlike beings. They give you 3 superpowers of your choosing...

>the power to create anything
>the power to destroy anything
>the power of cheat mode

>stay on earth in this reality

>make it better, first things first, everyone in this thread gets their favorite sandwich, a pickle spear, and a root beer float that makes you have a great nights sleep every day for 3 months.

What did the gems do to you?

I think you guys are thinking of different types of fuck

It’s what they’re gonna do. And how I’m gonna plow Blue.

>Omnipotence, Omnipresence, Omniscience
>Whatever species the godlike beings are
>Yes
>Fuck around with the humans on Earth

>doesn't matter
>doesn't matter
>my grave
>be dead

>Invisibility
>rabbit
>Zootopia
>romance new she-bun recruit

>Indestructibility/Invulnerability, peak physical condition, a lot of guns
>Czarnian
>Earth
>whatever I want

>Panmnesia, Primordial force manipulation, omnilingualism
>Human
>Anywhere is fine
I spend eternity exploring the multiverse and interacting with all the lifeforms I encounter. I also build extravagant houses wherever I find something I like.

Grab a power to travel the Multiverse and a power that let's me Get/Learn local powers (Esp, Magic, Chakra, Haki, whatever) and, a power to speak the local language just for three

Then I pick Kryptonian

I think I'll join the other who said Steven Universe

Greg seems fun to hang out with at least for a little while

>what powers do you choose
Max Luck
Omniscience or as close as I can get (If this is bad I'm counting on max luck to make me bite my tongue)
Reality Warping/Magic if I still think that's a good idea
>what species do you choose(any non sapient ones come with speech as an extra power)
Cosmic horror or some other nebulous immortal shapeshifter
>where do you go
To prevent 9/11, then to kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as a good girl since killing Hitler always makes the outcome worse, then when/wherever the fuck she and I want
>what do you do
Dick around, possibly with Hitler once she's old enough, mostly just fuck with timelines to make them a little bit better

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>ghost-like spectating ability, invulnerability, time travel
>human
>to the past baby
>record and witness anything I want from history or prehistory

Based Fryman will lead us to the shores of (((homeworld))), rock dyke war brides for us all. Ave Terra.

>Shapeshifting, teleportation, regeneration
>Metahuman
>DC Universe
I basically just bum around the universe seeing the sights and getting to know people, with the occasional adventure here or there.

>Magnetic manipulation (not bullshit like Magneto does, I mean full control over one of the primordial forces of the universe)
>Human
>My Hero Academia or Marvel because why the fuck not
>Become Superhero and fuck bitches

Underrated

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Sounds bitching

>WAAAAGH amplifier, Reincarnation memory retention, Blessings of Gork AND Mork
>Ork Weirdboy Everytime
>Elder Scrolls Universe
>KRUMP 'EM ALL

> 1. the power to set multiple save points. I can go back to a previous save point at any time, and upon death, automatically go back to a selected save point. 2. the power to manipulate organic matter. Heal a broken arm with a thought, transform myself however I like, or transform others. Effectively immortal as well since I can change myself to be younger. 3. the ability to control minds, because it's the best power.

>Human is fine. 2nd power can change species at any time as well.

>to keep it Yea Forums related, I'd probably go with the MCU. Outrageous enough that I don't need to hide my powers too much, but lowpower enough that I can rule my discretely take over the world and enjoy myself without too much trouble.

cloning, superintelligence, and plot armor
with my third power i should be able to return to earth and solve its problems

Telepathy, telekinesis, super mental stamina

Human

My world of origin

I'm going to use my powers to manipulate the world to my will. Becoming immortal by transplanting my conciousness/soul to new host bodies. Leading humanity to conquer the stars.

Gay

why are there no good western isekai?

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What’s your definition of “good”?

Amphibia

i shall watch this post haste

You're going to end up trapped in the Phantom Zone or a Brainiac jar because you're a dumb faggot

>Foolproof intangibility (no laser fields or some shit), invisibility, some wacky power like wind control
>Human
>Earth-616 in about 1995

Literally just become a Spider-Man villain. Force everyone there to have some fucking fun for once. Also, stop 9/11.

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>Basically Dante/Vergil abilities with the whole half demon stuff n shit
>See above
>Anywhere
>Style on some motherfuckers

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I'm putting in part two of this, because I'm a self-indulgent bastard. Also, trade invisibility out for fast healing, because intangibility can also include invisibility.
>Arrive on the scene
>Get a small gang together who are wowed by my cool superpowers
>Rob a convenience store in Queens
>Spider-Man swings by
>"UUUGH I HATE HAVING ALL THESE CLONES AND BEING SECRETLY MANIPULATED BY MY DEAD NEMESIS EVERYTHING IS SUPER SERIOUS GUYZ"
>Rob convenience store more loudly
>Force the guy to get his foot out of his ass and try to fight me
>Do cool windy gimmicks while the boys escape with the cash
>Force Spider-Man to decide between stopping me and getting the money
>Ghost away, leaving maximum witnesses and zero deaths
>Repeat with literally every other uptight superhuman in the state of New York
>If they beat me up I'll just dip and regenerate
>Hope to God I don't run into the Punisher

This is the fucking life, guys. I wake up every day to the crushing realization that I will never achieve this ideal.

Good. You sound like a turd burglar.

You're just mad because you know you're missing out on being the driving positive force behind an entire universe, simply on the merits of making bad guys look nicer.

No, really. You sound like a person who steals turds.

Dude, for the last time, I don't have your turds; have you checked the mop closet yet? That's where you forgot them last time remember?

I know you stole them you sick freak.

It's not my fault that you aren't keeping better track of your turds. Maybe if you lightened up a bit, you wouldn't keep forgetting them while caught in the throes of your existential dread.

You'd just end up pissing off the one Superhero who's a match for you.

>Dimensional travel, don't need the rest
>Human
>Doesn't matter
>Travel back to out dimension
I like it here

I know you stole them out of your sick lust for power and trolling. You just fished them.

>Foolproof intangibility (no laser fields or some shit)
What do you mean about the laser field?

user, just give him his damn turds back.

>what powers do you choose
Immortality, indestructibility, time manipulation
>what species do you choose(any non sapient ones come with speech as an extra power)
Human (if I choose a species that already comes with powers like telepathy, would those stack up for the previous point?)
>where do you go
Wherever I want
>what do you do
Whatever I want. Maybe wrestle a bear. I've always wanted to do that.

Okay, these are essentially the same question, so I'll answer them simultaniously,

I'm not taking the Chinese rip-off intangibility that lets some smart dude trap me in a laser cage or portal me to hell or some shit. This is honest-to-god, no-holds-barred, uncatchability. If someone's going to beat me, I just dip. If someone wants to catch me, I just dip. If I'm bored, I just dip.

The only weakness is being caught by surprise, which I can fix by remaining intangible for most of the time I'm not fighting, as well as avoiding the super-edgelords of the nineties.

based sui poster

I’m psychic and I use mind control. Convince you to stab your eyes and eat your fingers. Done.

Okay, fine, you got me.

In order to get your turds back, you must solve my insidious riddle! But be careful, because you only have three minutes to do it, or else the bomb which I have strapped to your turds explodes! Here is your first clue:

What is the smartest room in the house?

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The smartest room in the house.

See, this is why you don't talk to the edgy psychics.

You fool! I do not accept equivocation in my games of wit! user's first turd has now been terminated! I ask again: What is the smartest room in the house?

Well too bad, all psychics are, it’s mental manipulation for god’s sake

Bathroom?

Op here, yes, you will gain any abilities of your chosen species, as well as your chosen three. For instance if you choose demon, you get all the powers of a demon, plus whatever powers you chose.
Thanks for asking

No! It is the STUDY! What is intelligent about baths, for crying out loud?

You're too late. I blew up all the turds, and all of you suck at riddles. This is why I only fight Batman.

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This is why you got ruined in the film adaptation of Batman: Hush!

We don't talk about that movie here. Just remember that I figured out Batman's secret identity all by myself, because unlike some people on this board, I can actually solve a riddle.

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I choose the power to murder, the power to get away with crime, and the power to end greyhound racing.

I wanna enter the Cheap Thrills webcomic universe.

>Powers
Time rewind: At will or upon my death time begins to reverse until I choose to resume it.
Scan: The ability to identify the properties and origin of things I focus on.
Skidoo: The power to travel between realities, real or fictional.
Sorry, I'm not stopping at the sky.
>Species
Human. It'll end up being the most useful as the most things are guaranteed to work on me.
>Where do you go
With my third power this will only be my first stop on a list of many worlds, so my first stop with be that shitty 2000s movie Clockstoppers.
>What do you do
I start collecting treasures and artifacts from across fiction to increase my range of abilities. I grab the hypertime watch first of all. There are stronger time stop devices yeah, but those are all harder to get while the clockstoppers watch is just left in an empty suburban home for a full day, and not all realities are safe to even use true timestop in. Next I stop by Sam Raimi's Spider-man and grab the spider as it crawls off-screen, because spidey-sense is broken and it can't bite me after the next step. Next I stop at the world of My Super Ex-girlfriend and get some kryptonian-esque power just for touching the meteorite, then it will be safe to go to Birdman's world and steal the Deadly Duplicator's Duplication Goggles. Once I have those I can head to JoJo world, part 6 specifically, and convince Pucci to use [white Snake]'s power on Josuke. I duplicate his stand disc to get a [Crazy Diamond] of my own, then give his back.
And then I'm pretty set. I'll collect some stuff to give all my friends back home powers and introduce them to their waifu's because I promised I would, then I head out after my own waifu and pick up anything of interest along the way.

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>Omnipotence, Omniscience, and Omnipresence
>Human
>Marvel 616
>Marry Jubilee

>to know why i am being lied to
My first though is you meant to say "when" but I suppose "why" is more powerful.

>people picking omnipotence
Enjoy your tortured meaningless existence.

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I thought it was from A.I.

>Thief/Rogue of Void abilities, Flight, Telekinesis.
My alternative, and more busted choice would be
>Space-time manipulation, Multi-verse travel, and Goin' ghost
>Human, or Shapeshifter
>This universe
>Go around stealing vidya betas and different versions of games, like '02 cave story, for example.

Based. Personally, I'd go for my own stand instead of taking someone else's, but you do you. Sounds like a fun time, user.

>war brides

but you'll eventually die

let me revise:
>Energy Manipulation, Indestructibiloty, Mental Shields
>Gem
>Steven Universe World

Oh, I was planning on living on as an energy being.

They're omnipotent. They just have to make a meaning for their existence.

>what powers
Mind Control, Healing Magic and Invisibility.
>what species
I stay as myself.
>where do you go
The hentai universe of Sei Shoujo's works
>what do you do
Rape the most beautiful women and then restore their hymens and wipe their memories only to do it again later

>the ability to rape anyone, anything, anytime and anywhere, invulnerability and unlimited stamina
>species varies
>multiverse
>rape anyone and anything no moral alignment

ill be like the juggernaut of rape or rape incarnate

/thread

LMAO

>Extreme Mechanical Aptitude, Regeneration, Unique energy generation
>Human
>Marvel Universe
Either become a Super Hero that stays street level or Hunt Psychics as they pose a threat to all races and species

Why is rape the first choice for so many?

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>Wants to hunt psychics
>Has no built in psychic defenses

That's what the mechanical aptitude and unique energy generation is for
Most of my tech will be powered by my own body energy, including a chip that'll mask the part of my brain that wants to kill/get rid of psychics from outside forces.

Couldn’t you just remove their psychic abilities instead? You have the technology.

Well I'd do it if I ever go full villain, most psychics also have non psychic buddies that could turn me into mincemeat
But if I stay a good guy I'd just have a general distrust of them (as everyone should)

Don't tell me you don't want your 20 minutes of action!

This, I'll drop by the Dragon Ball Universe to pickup some overpowered abilities.

sadism

Bless you

>True immortality, biological psy mastery, tech psy mastery
>Eldritch being
>Dead space
Fuck EA and Fuck your marker.

None,none and none
None
The void
Nothing as I cease to exist

Achievement unlocked: Nirvana

>the power to summon a small army of sapient flying pigs with heat vision
>the power to transform into one of these magic pigs and back again at will
>the power to turn others into sapient flying heat vision pigs

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This is some Sauron-tier autism

That's not very hallal.

Every isekaifag on the internet should be rounded up and castrated.
I would say they should be killed but I don't want them to have a death delusion of them going to another world. I want them to live a long and miserable life where they have no choice but to accept the harsh reality that there is no salvation from the pain of this hell of their own creation

1/10. Tried too hard.

The Wizard of Oz

Jumanji

Intangibility, invisibility, time manipulation.
Human.
The Vatican, Relocated Area 51, Modell's.
Learn, philanthropy, teach.

>Reality warping, perfect defense (no mind erasing, soul destroying or erasure on me), peak energy manipulation
>Kryptonian
>Marvel Universe
We're taking things back to the Silver Age and they're gonna like it

Silver Age Marvel was top notch

Deadpool beats you

Thanks man.
Mmm turkey club.

Why am I fighting Deadpool, why am I meeting Deadpool, what does Deadpool get from meeting me he can't get from playing Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool.

It will be again

Ooh, that's a good sammich

>I'm having a sandwich with pickle right now
This guy got his wish

Also
>Teleportation
>Professor x level mind reading
>Deadpool level healing factor
>Stay in this reality because I kinda like it here

>Also Kryptonian.

>time stop
>natural aphrodisiac/pheromone-based mind control
>invincibility

>Marvel universe
Time to make a harem. This should hopefully be enough to dominate the telepaths before they can stop me.

Is being a hivemind a super power? I would use it to make everyone happy and erase all mental illnesses.

That’s sick and twisted user.

You do want your waifu to be real, user, don't you?

Who would be in your harem?

>Natural charmer/aphrodisiac,enlightenment,immortality(Being able to bestow it to others too)
>Human
>Senran Kagura
>If no male is gonna claim these girls, I'll help myself to them.

What you’re offering is disgusting.

Lets hold hands, user.

I’ll stab you and your entire family before happiness is spread worldwide

Emma Frost, Felicia Hardy, X-23, and Psylocke for starters. The time stop is to let me peruse which girls I want for the harem at my liesure, and again, to give me an edge against the telepaths.

Basically this

But, user, don't you want to be happy?

>Emma Frost, Felicia Hardy
Excellent. She-Hulk is a must-have. Also Storm and Opal Luna Saturnine.

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Fuck no. I’ll break every bone in your body before I smile. Also the guy who promises happiness always turns out to be evil.

I never said I wasn't evil.

And that’s why I gotta murder you

>Power to recall objects I consider my property to myself.
>The ability to create portals that allow travel through space time and dimensions
>Omnilingualism
>Marvel Asgardian
>Tuck Everlasting

Drink from the Spring then tine for adventure.

Then have at thee.

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Have at thee instead!

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>superhuman jump
>superhuman aim
>immunity to cops
>i waant to be black
>1970s america

Haibane Renmei

>Meta Power Manipulation, immortality, interdimensional travelling
>Human
>For starters Earth
>Walk around, make friends, give friends powers, see what happens, repeat in next dimension.

>Omnipotence, Omnipresence, Omniscience
>incorporeal
>4th dimension
>Create my own universe and experience metaphysics. Then create multi-dimensions when I get bored.

It's tempting, but whatever I get likely won't be worth not having [Crazy Diamond]. It's infinitely useful and there's very little else in all of fiction that does it's job.
I will probably go copy Giorno's Arrow and see if I can make [Crazy Diamond Requiem] though.

>the guy who promises happiness always turns out to be evil.
Not always.

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Mind Control
Dimensional Storage
Immortality+Eternal Youth

Kryptonian

Our Earth

Around the world and space

Fix everything. If needed, rule the world with a heart of gold and an iron fist.

I have a fantasy about a "Superboy PRIME beats up 616 into shape" story. It's basically this. There's even a panel with him punching Captain Marvel and the punch turning her into Miss Marvel, leotard and all.

Anymore ideas? Sounds like a hoot.

Well, you could get your own stand first, and then get crazy diamond on top of that, you know. Emporio was able to have his ghost room stand thing and Weather Report at the same time.

>Powers
Organic Manipulation (The Thing, Prototype series)
Cellular Regeneration
Dimensional Reincarnation: transported to a new dimension upon every death

>Species
amorphous pile of cells

>Where
Surprise me

>What do you do
Imma be a super hero

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Rapid Teleportation, the ability to learn new skills near Instantly and last powers like animal man's daughter (turn a nearby lifeform into myself after a minute or so if I'm dead/near death, gather powers from animals and lifeforms)

As far as my species, I'd stay human but change alot of my features to look healthy and fit (assuming that's allowed since I can become anything)

I'd probably explore the Earth, go to the bottom of the Mariana's trench since I can "reincarnate" myself as a sea creature to withstand the pressure. After a few decades I'd go to space and view Mars a bit, maybe go to Andromeda and tame some alien strange. Would be nice and comforting knowing other life exists instead of guessing. Then tell them about Earth and shit. Then I'd just explore and build till the universe resets or does then I'd go to another one with life if I'm able to survive it.

>Superpower manifestation
>Main character status
>Quintuple backflip
>Blue ringed octopus
>Marvel universe
I give myself super intelligence, shapeshifting, age rewinding and multiverse traveling. Then I turn human and live multiple lifespans with my waifu Korra in the Adventure Time universe. I alternate lifetimes being a great hero in every universe I find interesting and just farming with my waifu in a quiet cottage at the edge of the candy kingdom.

>teleportation, shapeshifting, telekinesis
>human
>earth, where I’m living rn
>idk just either be a super hero or just be normal but now my life is just better

Nice quads.
Also, we perfected the isekai a long time ago.

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This is what turning your board into Yea Forums's cuckshed looks like. Thanks Moot, Hiroshima and mods!

Bro I have the gout right now and my favorite sandwich is a french dip or tuna melt

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Why not just pick fucking Warhammer 40k while you’re at it?
Going to Wormverse sounds like a shitshow.

True Immortality, Omega-level Telekinesis, Precognition (aka Spider-sense).
Human but with a completely new body.
A world where I am the only superhuman.
Take over the world.

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>what powers do you choose
Super strength, flying, and telekinesis
>what species do you choose(any non sapient ones come with speech as an extra power)
Saiyan
>where do you go
Dragon Ball
>what do you do
Work my way from Krillen, to roshi, to tien, and then catch the eye hopefully of the other earth saiyans. Get dragon balls and wish my earth family to the DB universe as well.

But user I work the night shhslnsjdkn

I don't trust you

>Super Strength, super speed, super agility,
>Human
>Pokemon
>Have a comfy life and marry a cute trainer girl
Easy

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Oh yeah. God, [Whitesnake] is broken. Still, there's a good chance stand disc use is temporary for people with their own stands, and I cannot emphasize how many times a day I think to myself "[Crazy Diamond] would be useful here" in my day to day life, let alone imaginary situations where I have superpowers.

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Honestly, Whitesnake is pretty much the ideal stand. Don't know why Pucci went the fast foward time route when he basically could have become a god by taking everyone's stand abilities.

Based

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Sweet I love Meatballs Subs. Thanks dude

>Peak/Next Level Psychic Powers
>Immortality
>Perfect Mental Fortitude

>Still be Human

>either go to 40k, Marvel, DC or stay here

40k wise I wanna travel to the Imperial Palace and speak to Big E then have a psychic arm wrestle with him
Marvel or DC I’ll probably just be a hero or just rub elbows with the Super Hero elite
On Earth I’ll just be the hero the earth needs and maybe start fixing shit

>immunity to psychic/warp attacks, immunity to disease/injury, immortality
>Primarch (human)
>Holy Terra
>burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean. For the emperor

The Divine Comedy

>Immunity to mental shit
>Ultimate intellect
>Total Invulnerability

>Saiyan
>Marvel 616
>Kill all of the telepaths as invulnerable genius Goku and then have anal sex with Jean Grey, Emma Frost, and Charles Xavier

I thought they never showed the aliens in The Fourth Kind.