>Bruce, eat the fucking pie you piece of shit, my wife didn’t make it for you to throw away. I will put a hole in your chest 4 million picoseconds before you can even consider opening that kryptonite fanny pack if you throw that pie away.
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Brody Nguyen
Jayden Cook
>bruce i need you to fuck my wife, please, i ejaculate laser beams now and i can't deposit sperm into her, the kent bloodline must continue bruce
Brody Scott
Wouldn’t it be the Wayne bloodline?
Oliver Moore
Super Batman Beyond
Jeremiah Hernandez
I love this scene because it demonstrates how much of a mid-west hick Clark is. Fucking hacks are so obsessed with trying to force inappropriate Christ imagery that they forget that dude is a farm boy dork from bumfuck nowhere Kansas.
In fact, that's kind of the entire point. Clark Kent is an unassuming everyman, just some guy, and this fucking normal ass rando has godlike power that he could use to do virtually anything. And he chooses to just help out around the community.
And yet they some manage to fuck that up even though it's the literal archetype for the whole fucking genre. Failing to do right by Superman, the most basic bitch superhero ever, should get you blacklisted for sheer incompetence.
Owen Cook
Bouta be a Kansas farm boy murderer if Bruce don’t pick up dat fork
Jason Baker
>clark, answer me the following: do they just dont have fridges in this sorry piss poor city full of journalistic dickheads or are you such a stupid hillbilly that you have yet to figure out that food doesn't spoil instantly and a pie can last for a whole damn week? every goddamn fucking time with this bullshit "bruce try my wife's pie", "bruce try my wife's pudding", "bruce try my wife's erotic cuck novel", enough of this bullshit, try it yourself. why do you insist in constantly looking for my validation?
>i cant even mantain a single romantic relantionship without doing something stupid, or someone doing something stupid, or a retcon, or fucking clowns. you have it easy, clark
>you eat that whole damn pie, wave us goodbye, send off your kid to bed and enjoy your woman
Aaron Hill
Kek
Jackson Powell
Little did Clark know that Bruce really didn't want his wife's pie because he wanted Clark's beef.
Henry Torres
I miss Superman and Batman's Rebirth costumes.
Luke King
>Bruce, just rip my fucking pants off and fuck me right here on the table.
Elijah Evans
Well said.
Julian Foster
I love this thread.
Jack Bailey
>"Knock knock knock! HEY GUYS! It's me, your friendly neighborly Spider-Man!"
>*Soundtrack of audience cheering plays*
>"Sorry I'm late, It's a jungle out there. I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."
>*Soundtrack of audience laughing plays*
>"Well anyway, I have to leave now. Aunt May just died and I have to attend her funeral."
>*Soundtrack of audience gasping plays*
>"Women amirite?"
>*Audience laughs again*
Who else but Spider-Man?
Luis Edwards
This thread belongs in the trash
Sebastian Gutierrez
This thread is based, keep it going.
Joshua Taylor
>This thread belongs in the trash
I'm trademarking that.
Hunter White
Get the fuck out of here Spider-man
Gabriel Wright
Fuck you
Landon Reyes
>You can have it Clark.
Adrian Morris
But the Kent bloodline isn't real to begin with
James Brown
>4 million picoseconds
Just say 4 milliseconds
Or 4 picoseconds
I dunno, one of those
Ryder Young
I like the idea of Batman passive aggressively hating Superman's happy life while vicariously living through it.
Luis Nguyen
Come on Bruce, even Damian ate the pie. You can do it.
Tyler Murphy
This. It takes a high iq to understand Superman.
Eli Nguyen
>These Krytonian nanites will make you temporarily ejaculate my sperm, Bruce.
The absolute mad man
Julian Brooks
>Batman impregnates Catwoman but it’s actually Superman’s sperm
>Terry’s “dad” finally has his revenge on Bruce