I got a package

I got a package

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well open it up

Only one ways to know for suuuuure whats in insideeeeeeee bruh slash it open like a hero!!!!!!1!

Gonna slice it open with my favorite knife.

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be careful bro that doesn't look like a happy amazon package it looks like an angry cyclops amazon package

Inb4 it's a bad meme

That handle is oversized for that blade

How'd I do Yea Forums?

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Oooooh boy what misterious hides inside the carboard boxe inside? No 1 knowes for sure but we about to find out I beeeeet!

My Dad gave me this knife, just in case.

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You failed. Use that knife to cut your face off now.

This

I take it back then. I never say anything bad about passing down a knife

Not my cleanest cut, but it’ll do.

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DAMAGED

Op here, not mine

cum on it.

JUST OPEN THE PACKAGE FAGGOT

In case of what? In case you finally do the right thing and hang yourself, but realize you left the stove on, endangering the other apartments?

It’s thic

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THIS BETTER NOT TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKING THREAD

cut the package open with this guy, your knife is too dull

Cum on it lad

And cheap. You got left a cheap knife.

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CARLOS YOU FUCK

i swear to god if this turns out to be a stealth pony thread

She’s served her purpose

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OP I CAN'T BE REASONABLY EXPECTED TO MAINTAIN THIS LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT

Calling it now

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user, fucking show us what you got.
dont be this way

Fuck it, you coward

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fuck, I read it in Vin Diesel's voice.

open the dam thing user

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You take that back

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you said "it's shriveled from roid abuse but my boyfriend doesn't care" right after?

Doing my best to get the OP a 3-day for off-topic/trolling outside of Yea Forums.
I could use one myself.

>Inb4 it’s just a prank and there’s fucking nothing in there

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THOSE AREN'T CLEAN CUTS AT ALL

not before we see whats in the package user don't ruin this for us

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It’s thick like old VHS cases

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It’s gonna be a dlido, isn’t it.

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the one who should take it back is your dad
with it being that shitty knife

This isn't Yea Forums, you can both fuck off.

10/10 it's a behind the scenes marvel cinematography book

>It’s a sextape

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I got a letter from the government the other day
Opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me giving a damn, I said never

YOUR MOM'S THICK LIKE OLD VHS CASES NOW SHOW US THE GOODS

Mod willing, he's riding out a Warning from a janitor. Why this shit hasn't been relocated to is anyone's guess.

It better be!

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what if op is a janny user

POST THE WHOLE THING YOU BITCH

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Why do anons hate fun?

WE DON'T WE JUST HATE YOUR IDEA OF FUN

The 4 of you can go have a blast in . A thread died for this attentionfaggotry.

>literally dickriding the mods

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HONESTLY BETTER TO HAVE DIED THIS WAY THAN TO HAVE LIVED AND SUFFERED AS A CAMP-CAMP-FAGGIT-SUPER-ADVENTURE-UNIVERSE-TIME THREAD

>he does it for free
Shouldn't you be complaining about /lgbt/ threads instead?

If it was on page 10 it was dead anyway

Yeah, lets just ignore any and all board rules, because some fag wants to unpackage some Amazon shit for an hour while some other anons RP about it. All we need now are some tripfags.

fuck you

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THAT WAS A HOOT!

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>pooh adventures isn't rea-

>All we need now are some tr*pfags.
WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Well boys, I'm gonna chill and watch me some toons for the rest of the night. It's been fun!

Is this a reference to something?

op im gonna skull fuck you in your sleep

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Nice one, OP. Rocko's a great show.

Legend says the package has remained unopened from person to person.

You disgust me