I got a package
I got a package
well open it up
Only one ways to know for suuuuure whats in insideeeeeeee bruh slash it open like a hero!!!!!!1!
Gonna slice it open with my favorite knife.
be careful bro that doesn't look like a happy amazon package it looks like an angry cyclops amazon package
Inb4 it's a bad meme
That handle is oversized for that blade
How'd I do Yea Forums?
Oooooh boy what misterious hides inside the carboard boxe inside? No 1 knowes for sure but we about to find out I beeeeet!
My Dad gave me this knife, just in case.
You failed. Use that knife to cut your face off now.
This
I take it back then. I never say anything bad about passing down a knife
Not my cleanest cut, but it’ll do.
DAMAGED
Op here, not mine
cum on it.
JUST OPEN THE PACKAGE FAGGOT
In case of what? In case you finally do the right thing and hang yourself, but realize you left the stove on, endangering the other apartments?
It’s thic
THIS BETTER NOT TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKING THREAD
cut the package open with this guy, your knife is too dull
Cum on it lad
And cheap. You got left a cheap knife.
CARLOS YOU FUCK
i swear to god if this turns out to be a stealth pony thread
She’s served her purpose
OP I CAN'T BE REASONABLY EXPECTED TO MAINTAIN THIS LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT
Calling it now
user, fucking show us what you got.
dont be this way
Fuck it, you coward
fuck, I read it in Vin Diesel's voice.
open the dam thing user
You take that back
you said "it's shriveled from roid abuse but my boyfriend doesn't care" right after?
Doing my best to get the OP a 3-day for off-topic/trolling outside of Yea Forums.
I could use one myself.
>Inb4 it’s just a prank and there’s fucking nothing in there
...
THOSE AREN'T CLEAN CUTS AT ALL
not before we see whats in the package user don't ruin this for us
It’s thick like old VHS cases
It’s gonna be a dlido, isn’t it.
the one who should take it back is your dad
with it being that shitty knife
This isn't Yea Forums, you can both fuck off.
10/10 it's a behind the scenes marvel cinematography book
>It’s a sextape
I got a letter from the government the other day
Opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me giving a damn, I said never
YOUR MOM'S THICK LIKE OLD VHS CASES NOW SHOW US THE GOODS
Mod willing, he's riding out a Warning from a janitor. Why this shit hasn't been relocated to is anyone's guess.
It better be!
what if op is a janny user
POST THE WHOLE THING YOU BITCH
Why do anons hate fun?
WE DON'T WE JUST HATE YOUR IDEA OF FUN
The 4 of you can go have a blast in . A thread died for this attentionfaggotry.
>literally dickriding the mods
HONESTLY BETTER TO HAVE DIED THIS WAY THAN TO HAVE LIVED AND SUFFERED AS A CAMP-CAMP-FAGGIT-SUPER-ADVENTURE-UNIVERSE-TIME THREAD
>he does it for free
Shouldn't you be complaining about /lgbt/ threads instead?
If it was on page 10 it was dead anyway
Yeah, lets just ignore any and all board rules, because some fag wants to unpackage some Amazon shit for an hour while some other anons RP about it. All we need now are some tripfags.
fuck you
THAT WAS A HOOT!
>pooh adventures isn't rea-
>All we need now are some tr*pfags.
WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Well boys, I'm gonna chill and watch me some toons for the rest of the night. It's been fun!
Is this a reference to something?
op im gonna skull fuck you in your sleep
Nice one, OP. Rocko's a great show.
Legend says the package has remained unopened from person to person.
You disgust me