Best Yea Forums adaptation
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They could have adapted Danny Phantom or My Life as a Teenage Robot to cash in on the superhero craze instead but nooooooo, gotta make Indiana Jones for kids: Featuring the little girl who breaks 4th wall all the time but she's now all grown up.
>but she's now all grown up.
and how
Shut up pedo
if danny and jenny could match half of dora's money, then they could have their live action movie.
she makes my peepee hard
Would you say that even after coming down from climax?
actually is this movie good? The trailer sounded decent.
Still better than the stupid lion king remake i guess
>thanks for buying me this cool swimsuit Mr. Executive
I don't wanna hear about this. Delete this post immediately.
Yes the actress is hot and all now tell me in detail what you actually liked about the movie.
It will exceed your expectations. It was actually a great adventure movie
the actress
Fuck off, it's Mrs. executive. bitch is getting groomed to be in her threeway with her husband
Then why are we pretending this thread is about the movie?
This is a Yea Forums tier thread.
First time my childhood was greatly improved instead of ruined.
Great...now show me your feet
Cute kid
It's a decent adventure movie that pokes fun of itself and the villains are pretty entertaining. Dora herself carries most of the movie and her team of bitchy class president, awkward nerd and Diego are probably the weakest part of the movie.
what's his name, again?
>a cartoon of Eugenio Derbez gets naked
Oigame no
FACTS
I would put all of Butch Hartment’s characters into an avengers movie. But Im not a movie executive. I wish I was. But I dont feel like going through training on how to rape
My personal favorites:
>Dan "Leg Divider" Schneider
>Dan "Open Wider" Schneider
>Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
>Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
>Dan "Deep Insider Her" Schneider
that's not her style at all, fuck the managers that demanded that shit
She was underage in the movie
Can you imagine the smell?
I genuinely refuse to believe Dora the Explorer has made more money than SpongeBob
if Dora's made more money than SpongeBob then Donald Trump is an eight eyed alien wanting to enslave humanity under mask
Is it better than Josie and the Pussycats?
Oh eses I had too much burrrito *BRRRAAAP*
Literally a perfect 1:1 adaptation
Not all countries have the same age of consent.
Wait did it actually come out?
yes
and the reviews are pretty good
Why the FUCK would I care, I was 14 when Dora the Explorer started.
>tfw no Nicktoons animated movie.
Moner is the most talented actress in hollywood right now
Nickelodeon doesn’t have that Disney levels of money.
>Dora is number 4 at the BO for the weekend
And now, they’ll never have that chance
>So fatass, wanna go another round?
I SAY THEE NAY!
>first weekend at #4 w/ $17 million
That's about on par with Spongebob Out of Water's 4th week after it went to #3.
If they track the same, still looking at Dora making $75 million during the theatrical release.
>sigh, nice legs and foot
>feet
You mean flippers?
No, because Detective Pikachu counts as western animation.
Don’t forget it cost $49 mill to make plus marketing costs, so it’ll have to make $80 to break even
You must be absolutely batshit insane if you don't know this, kids are literally the only people to actively search for stuff related to whatever show picked up their attention and the only ones that would tolerate watching it 21 times on repeat, there's more than one reason Peppa Pig is the most successful and popular kids show nowadays next to Paw Patrol, of course they're gonna sell merchandise like crazy in comparison to more grown up kids being less prone to buy stuff like DVDs or toys.
You wouldn't be saying that if she looked like a 250 lb lesbian.
>implying I wouldn't find a 250 lb Isabela Moner even hotter
With how successful this is how long till we get a real porn parody
So does movie take place after some version of the tv show happens and they want Dora to be a normal girl, but gets pulled back in or what?
She's 18, I don't feel disgusting anymore :)
Yeah i saw it in theaters its comfy af faam
Overly badass action girl for my taste.
But shes not overly badass. Shes the loser of the school and danced awkwardly
Yeah sure. She is talented at making your pee pee hard.
Those countries are retard or pedophiles.
Dan "The best thing about twenty eight year olds is that there are twenty of 'em" Schneider
This looks like a porno parody
is she legal I dont want to say something incriminating