Litterally the perfect Lois Lane

More like Lois LEGS amirite?

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Did DCAU Lois ever discover Clark's secret? I'm assuming that was in Brainiac Attacks, which I think is technically canon

i prefer her horse form

>no socks

imagine the SMELL

What episode is this from?

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I believe it's from the Brainiac Attacks movie.

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Lane?

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My dick.

This is the perfect Lois Lane

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Figures there are faggots on this board who fap over jailbait instead of a WOMAN.

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>that time during the Nu52 where Lois was infected with Brainiac bullshit
I'm still salty that they wasted the opportunity to do something fun with that. Lois Lane, THE intrepid reporter, now has broken ass superpowers and likely an insatiable thirst for knowledge. It's right there, come on.

Big Brain Lois has been done though. In fact she made a cameo return in that one Sideways issue written by Morrison, along with Ant Superman and Werewolf Jimmy Olsen

I don't think she did, at least not on-screen. Also I don't think Brainiac Attacks even pretends to be DCAU canon (unlike JL vs. Fatal Five), isn't Brainiac portrayed as a newcomer to Earth that Superman and Luthor have never met before?

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I honestly can't remember, I need to rewatch it. All I remember is Luthor being really giddy, making a deal with Brainiac that backfires, Clark traveling to the Phantom Zone to get a cure to save Lois, and her discovering the truth about Clark Kent. Frankly I'd believe that movie being canon over Fatal Five given that everyone in that movie just completely forgets about the existence of the Legion and F5.

It's never been done right though.

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Broke: A Lois Lane that dates Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor

Woke: A Lois Lane that fucking merks the living shit out of some mobsters

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I don't think so. Last I remember seeing Lois was in JLU when she was having a date with Superman, not Clark.

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I blame DCAU Lois Lane for my preference for confident, assertive alpha females in sharp suits/uniforms.

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Why the fuck did the hook her up with Batman and never let Superman tap Selina or Talia?

My attraction to Lois aside, this webm is the perfect representation of her. She kicks off her high heels for more suitable out-of-the-city shoes, then fearlessly walks into the men's room and drags Jimmy Olsen to the elevator, ready to go out and chase a story.

Thanks for posting all these. They make me want to re-watch a bunch of STAS episodes.

Superman is based

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The man knows to bring orange soder.

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why do i find this hot

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Clark got to bang Lana Lang and Maxima though

Because it’s Bruce Timm and Paul Dini. Batman: TAS is their money maker and it would make Bruce look bad. It’s not like Superman and Zatanna’s dad debuted in the same comic and Dini didn’t want Superman to get his hands on his cute lil waifu or anything.

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>Orange Soder
>Grapes
>Skinless Chicken
>Celery Sticks
oh no no no, Clark, what are you doing bro

And how many people has Bruce banged? Timm even had Bruce bang Barbra. The dude cucked Nightwing.

Does Clark serve orange soder at parties instead of wine?

Soder is the drink of champions.

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>Subliminal Soder Adverstising

Lois

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Reminder that Toyman canonically undressed a drugged Lois Lane and then dressed her up as a doll

That's not Noel Neill.

that was dark multiverse big brain lois tho, and it wasn't hot

As confirmed in the tie-in video game "Something Unlimited", the latest installment in the Luthorverse

This is a serious allegation, I'm gonna need to see the source

>Something Unlimited
It's canon as far as I'm concerned.

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>no socks

Haha, just imagine how bad her feet and shoes must smell, haha.

Lois i'm here to save you

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Based and french fry-pilled

I don't know why gubmint is wasting taxpayer dollars on protecting pedos when the hitmen could be eliminating footfags from the genepool

There are plenty of fetishes that need to removed before that. Scat, Snuff, Fatties...

This is a bad ship. Like always is based on super-power shit and not characters chemistry.

Footfags are by far the most obnoxious and force themselves everywhere, trying to act like they're normal

Brainiac Attacks directly contradicts DCAU Canon.

He told her directly.

youtu.be/d0QVvbhMm24

Louis is so based. I'm proud knowing she is one of our representatives showing off humanity's xeno fuckkng prowess.

You're the only obnoxious person here desu. OP webm isn't even focused on her feet - if you had just looked past your autistic hatred you'd have noticed that.

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This never gets old.

This. As lame as "homophobes are secretly gay" is, it's pretty likely that the guy's a closet footfag given that he's paying so much attention to her feet.

Anime Lois is cute

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How is the ship based on superpowers exactly? You’re jumping to conclusions here. That’s like me saying Batman and Talia are based on both having dead moms.

They have good chemistry, what are you talking about.

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It's all about Superman having a weakness to magic.
They haven't. It's also the sames pages being posted as always.

Clark needs some ebony love

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>It's all about Superman having a weakness to magic.
That’s not the same shit as Superman and Zatanna having superpowers. That’s about Superman’s vulnerabilities now. You’re moving the goalpost.

too old for him
superman likes them young

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>They haven't. It's also the sames pages being posted as always.
What, do you want more and more examples? Here

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What episode is this

Wish something unlimited would do more lois content already. I only give a shit for that game for lois and ww anyway.

You mean John Byrne likes 'em young.

Hand of Fate

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A Kryptonian delicacy. Orange soda. It signifies love and affection.

heheheh wouldn't it be funny if the lasers cut off her clothes just a joke hahah

>s obviously changed from b very late in production

lol

Would have been even better I'm if she found out and they formed a deeper relationship by the end. Because of the divide, she never felt like more than a side character.

Pretty much. They made her assertive just enough without making her bitchy and made her vulnerable without making her a cliched damsel in distress. Definitely one of the better "strong female characters" out there.

i don't know, i like me some vintage lois.

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Because Superman is a boyscout and Batman is a bad boy playboy at heart even if it's supposed to be an act.

Why the hell does he have a blank red version of his symbol on his unclothed chest like that?

Should’ve just been Vixen.
DC characters interacting with Marvel characters annoy me.

Last episode of STAS. She's steady with him through the entire JL+JLU.

Now I wanna know what it was

Would you co ?

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Brainiac attacks is not canon. Like, at all.

I wish there was a Lois Lane the animated series

Better get out of this thread, faggot

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That game looks good. Shame you play as Luthor. Would rather masturbate to Lois stills from STAS than to that shit.

best legs of DCAU.

bruce timm is a genius

I question how is is able to move around like that in heels

where did they go?

bunch of nerds made a video about that on youtube

watchtower database, will it canon.
the autim is strong, but it's watchable

Ok this may sound weird but I get this look from women all the time?

>superman likes them young
It's hilarious because Lois is older than Clark

You are either surrounded by stuck up bitches or you're staring harder than you think.

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sry not into basic shapes

Superman having Storm and Vixen make out with him, while he Super-Gropes their asses

nah pretty much everybody on DC likes 'em young.
just look at hal jordan

Louis has always been a class act.

Post angry MILF Lois.

Hot.

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One of S:TAS strengths was how well it got its central characters. Both Lois and Lex were good inpretations of decade old characters.
I'll admit like most crack ships it's based around the idea of how these characters would interact around each other. I just personally like the idea of a flashy but insecure city girl witch dating a cracker barrel journalist. Plus they can prank Bruce together.

you must smell

Wasn't she military?

Military brat

Imagine the lewd things Toyman did to her.

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god i wish i was jimmy

No, she is CIA.

This.
For me having a superior woman who is taller, sexier, smarter, richer, etc. But still love and cherish me is my biggest thing.

He didn't seem to be in the right headspace to care about anything other than revenge. When he undressed Lois off screen in that episode he probably just saw her as nothing but another tool in his plan.

Remember when Toyman made a robot GF?

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You sound like a mouth breather.

this would be hot af

Different user here.

While I do agree he's overreacting, he does have a point about foot fetishists being obnoxious.

Especially when you're looking through replies and there's five in a row basically just going "Heheh look at her feet, they must stink!"

I never figured out that series.
Issue 1 cover showed Lois flying with a big "S" on her chest.
Plot quickly turns to Lana's energy powers and we never see Super-Lois again.

Was there a point to this?
Some editorial mandate?
A need to fit continuity of other books?
(If there was an explanation, it came after I gave up and stopped reading.)

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heh

>t. Kara

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Lois sucks.

I'm not saying that all the captives should be like Vixen and relax, enjoy, and give in, which is probably the most realistic thing in that game, but Lois should've been at least the second one to give in. Maybe not as fast as Vixen, but still.

Based as fuck. Finally, an artist that actually knows how to draw ass-grabbing, since all I ever see might as well be hover-hand with how a lot of artists draw groping.

lol I was actually going to say that it should've been all Marvel, all DC, or keep Storm and get someone from Image, or Dark Horse, or whatever.

>Lois fucking superman so hard he splits into those two energy beings again and then double teams her before reforming and Krypton Nutting her into oblivion
>Kara being a canonical christian manifest destiny horse/centaur fucker and cosmic concentration of Western farmgirl incestbait
>Every bad end evil universe starting/ending when Superman fucks Wonderwoman, guaranteed
>All the women Supes has nutted under mind-control
Man, I love shit like this.

Incorrect.

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It's the thotsand yard stare

B-b-based!

Soder was a funny joke.

It was first mentioned in a episode where a guy goes "mmmm, Soder", and then you find out, it's the actual brand.

Unfortunately it's not really possible in real life because even the most successful women want to be provided for by more successful men.

That gender is really broken.

Did DC or warner bros ever try to translate this and air it in japan? I feel like this is right up there alley

Wasn't there a porn comic made on this?

Probably

god damnit I miss all of the good pictures

>where did they go
>Supes flying down a dark tunnel

If you know, you know. Ya know?.

Yeah it's the same guy who did the game

>He doesn't want to break Lois and troll Superman

youtube.com/watch?v=lSIlr2-mw-w