Fuck me Football Head

>What is precocious puberty?

>girlhood tremble

Argargargargarg,fuck me football head!

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I mean, it’s now confirmed she records him undressing and saves the videos to her computer. Meaning she definitely learned how to make her girlhood tremble on command.

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Helga, as a general rule I don't stick my dick in crazy.
So lets work on your issues first. I fixed Mr. Kokoshka and I'm gonna fix you.

Do you think she thought of just paying him off to fuck her?

>I'm gonna fix you.
I'll get the battery acid, vacuum and lollipops.

>Thinking the tables aren't going to turn and Helga isn't going to be the one "fixing" Arnold

no

Puberty (and Helga) are going to absolutely bulldoze Arnold.

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Now that's how you get Krabs.

I'd say its fair to think that there's a very high likelihood that she has no goddamn idea what this means, and just picked up that kind of trashy dialogue from the soap operas that both her parents watch.

Don't ruin it.

She clearly knows what it means

I absolutely wouldn't if I had to look at her mug the whole time

What episode?

Do you remember how much poetry she spouts and how smarter she is than the rest of her classmates? She definitely knows what it means

The Jungle movie. He starts taking everything off and helga snatches the computer away before Gerald can see his junk. Reference to pic related, which was the first time she saw said junk (and obviously why she went back to see more)

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Was it rape?

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>twf my first school crush was a tomboyish girl with nickname Helga (due to character similarity).
I will never be able to remember that cartoon without bringing up all the baggage in my head.

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deviantart.com/akuma319/art/hey-arnold-summer-love-720213753 Was this?

...Tell us more...please?

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Bump because you owe us a story

bump

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>tfw no childhood girl bully you out of frustration of having a crush you,

>6 hours and still no story

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Puffy vagina

Tell us you bastard

They probably are sleeping right now

Most of the cast in Hey Arnold act more like they're 12, 13, or 14 rather than 9. I notice this with a lot of cartoons which are centered around kids. I suppose it's really hard to get back in that earlier childhood mindset.

kids who have older siblings or older peers try to act older

I don't think that's a very good explanation in this case, Helga in particular despises Olga. She's definitely written to be precocious and secretly a bit smarter than most of the kids her age, though.

IIRC they wanted to do a highschool age second series for Hey Arnold, but Nick wasn't biting, called The Patackis.

youre talking about american kids, in a city, where you know you could actually die

That bold brow is sexy though. Brings out her expressions in a way that simple eyebrows cant

It also makes her look like a neanderthal

show bob

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Unibrows turn me off like you dont even know. So no still wouldn't

I dont like Helga "winning" Arnold in the end. Her attitude toward him is blatantly unhealthy. I would accept a crush that she hides by acting mean, but she's constructing cult monuments to him out of garbage, recording him strip beyond his knowledge, stalks him regularly, sneaks into his home, etc. and if the shoe was on the other foot (Helga was male) people would despise this character. Yet all of this negative activity is rewarded, and she doesn't even have to change or adopt a better mindset to do it. What the fuck?

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I don’t get it

I understand what you're saying but at the same time I would plow Helga daily if I was being stalked.

I'm more surprised Arnold accepted her as his gf. He knows the shit she does and what he'll have to go through
I wonder what shit she'll pull now that they are dating

Helga was 10 as of season 5. Doesn't make much difference I suppose.

Why would that be surprising? Arnold has tolerated and helped weirder people. If anything he was destined for a girl like Helga.

I mean, I see where you’re coming from but personally I just find it hot.

I think the entire point is Arnold balances out Helga unlike anybody else

I guess there's a difference between helping and being around weird people and dating one that obsessive and physically demanding

She is legit insane and the weirdest character in the show, not even curly is this deviant even after the zoo thing, he never forced ronda to eat his gum.
But at the same time, Helga had the hardest life.. and is getting psychiatric help. She is smart and not really dangerous, just weird and shy. Once she hits 18 she will be god tier wife.

It's like that episode where it showed how weird and bullying his grandmother was to grandpa.

>not really dangerous
Didn't she loosen the bolts on Olga and Lila's horse carriage and try to sabotage Arnolds Cheese festival "date" with Lila? As well as attempting to give Ruth a defective bumper car that ended up crashing through the wall and flying across the fair?

Femdom is hot to be fair

Wait ... when did Helga force Arnold to eat her gum?

If a girl was that devoted to the thought of being with me and didn't look like a foot I would be all over it. It's not morally right or anything but I can't help but appreciate that sort of loyalty.

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It's one of those things where only people who experienced it can truly see through the shit. Yeah, the idea of someone that loyal and bonkers for you may seem appealing at first but reality eventually settles in and that sort of behavior doesn't sit well with reality.

Ditto, man. Besides, Yanderes as a concept aren’t exactly original to Helga

Perhaps user is merely miffed that the narrative considers someone like Helga sympathetic and in need of help whereas were she male, she would instead be written to be detestable, irredeemable, and dangerous.

It's not really loyalty so much as she's neurotically built Arnold up to be some sort of male paragon that would actually make her feel wanted.

I hope you arent implying thats wrong

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Neanderthals can be hot too user open your eyes

I don't give a shit. I still would.

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Please tell us user!!!

Is nothing wrong about what Helga did, only SJW believe that is wrong

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alright bitch, lemme just get some of this shit i got from gerald

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>well that was easy

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>she doesn't even have to change or adopt a better mindset to do it

She goes from being an unnecessarily vicious bitch into a selfless angel when it really counts.

I doubt helga is going to grow up as a stable adult

That's why she needs Arnold, someone to anchor her life before she spirals out of control

>no girl will ever love you like Helga loves her Arnold

>disrespecting the unibrow when JenC has one

Bruh. You need to fix yourself, not have others fix you for yourself. That is not a healthy relationship, nor an equal one.

Agreed. Blame shippers.

I honestly don't get the appeal of tsunderes. That whole "I'm in love with you but I have the emotional maturity of a mouldy carrot and can't admit I've got the yearn for the worm so I'm gonna act like a massive bitch to you and all your friends instead" thing doesn't seem like the start of a healthy relationship.