LOL

LOL

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Meanwhile, I grew up and realized this comic is shit now.

Wait this isn't 'Kiss saves Santa'.

What comic is this?

>metal
>grow up

Meh, M was better
Shame he got severe writer's block at the height of his career

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lol

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Nemi. It's a Swedish comic about a goth girl.

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>no big tits
What a missed opportunity

I'm sorry, it was Norwegian. But those are basically the same country.

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What’s wrong with metal besides the fans?

Carful unless you want a repeat of what happened in 1814

(x) Based
(x) Redpilled

This comic is unrealistic because no one but boomers/pre-boomers read newspapers anymore. Everyone younger than 50 gets their news on the internet.

It's hardly grown up. It's pretty much stuck in pre-teen/teen area.
Same with goths really.

It's just about her life, but it often shows how goths see the world different from normies

Well it used to be in early 2000s, when this comic was bigger thing. You have to understand that Lisa Nyhre is gen X. She's also very openly heterosexual which is something you rarely see these days.

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Strange how what was more or less a typical webcomic for the time got mainstream success in newspapers

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Says the indiefag who thinks four chords in an acoustic guitar is the pinnacle of music.

God I forgot Nemi existed. Is there porn of her? There should be.

Oh Scandinavian comics. Interesting. I really am intrigued.

Perfection

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>hurr durr indiefags
My fucking sides

She was kinda big before the meanstream internet fully took off so there's not much, just ask some drawfags to take care of it

What’s grown up music then?

Frode definitely keeps a stash of old porn sketches of her hidden in a drawer somewhere

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Both the "Russian Collusion" and "White Genocide" narratives are only incorrect in terms of magnitude. Obviously Russia interferes with other nations' elections are obviously there's a subset of the US that is licking their lips and dreaming of the day "wypipo da minority now."

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Somehow there's been a steady flow of comics coming from here over the decades, but they've never seen much action internationally as the humor is often extremely scandinavian

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Nice rebuttal, I guess this is how it looks like when somebody feels called out.

So the girl from the My immortal fanfic but in comic form?

For some reason there's some english language strips of Herman Hedning, so here's a classic Swedish comic.

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>implying the MSM would ever report on white genocide

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Is this loss?

>dies of lead painting poisoning in his based swedes
>taking a jab at Americans during a footy match
Double-based

I suddenly realized Pondus is a boomer comic

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We can all agree that Zelda is shit, right?

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of braincells, yes.

I thought I was having a stroke reading this before I realized it wasn't in English.

>Making a 4 panel comic for a joke that only needs 2

They really are. I just wish I had Arne Anka strips in English saved.

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Reverse onionsface

These comics had to fill a certain amount of space in newspapers and comic collabs. It's the scandinavian version of a 4koma.

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Arne Anka is pretty much the proto scandinavian comic, all other just straight up copy it.

Didn't Arne Anka have to change appearance because Disney sued them? I seem to have a vivid childhood memory about that, or was it just a fever dream?

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Then make the panels bigger in order to fit the space

>Goodbye sacks of hay!
>I'm going home with Olga here!
>She's sure as hell not much to look at but she has an ass that's as warm and cozy as a pile of manure!
>Ha ha ha!

There was a period where Arne Anka's design changed because of Disney lawyers but they changed back the design later or at least made it an actual duck again.

Well yeah, donald duck was fuckhuge in scandinavia. Shit you say scrouge mcducks regional name wrong and you'll get your ass beat.

Imagine the shitstorm if this was made today

Found a translated Bacon and Egg comic in the archives, have a read. Patrik Norrman is a national treasure.

boards.fireden.net/co/thread/84558268/

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Who?

It's obviously always gonna be Skrue

It's 3 panels of
>how do i solve PEBCAK problem
>issue prayers and perform ancient rituals to appease the machine god
>lol jk install linux

The 3rd panel is
>what linux distro should i pick?
>gentoo for you and ubuntu for your grandma

Bats are cute

Exactly, well done

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JensK

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Actually it was the Scandinavian publisher of Disney comics, Egmont, that demanded him to be changed, so he had him get plastic surgery where he got a different shaped beak. That lasted a while until he came up with a loophole where he had a comic where he bought a duck bill mask that he strapped ontop of his face. Since then you'll see a little string at the back of his head with a knot to make it clear it's not his real beak, though functionally there is no difference.

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Well 4skins is neutral waters so I can't beat your ass but it's clearly Roope

Wait, that swedish? I always assumed it was 'murrica. Should've posted one of the newer ones, the artstyle really improved a lot over the years.

>implying
I'm 38, and I skim the papers during my lunchbreak.
if i had to pay for them, i wouldn't read them

First time a comic from the papers got a smile out of me, and it's not even that funny.

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Nah it's Norwegian, and if you ask me the artstyle only got uglier over the years

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It use to be in the free paper I goy in the bus to uni everyday.

I wonder if it still is and if that paper still exists.

Brb googling metro.

Where cab you read Nemi online? I can't find an archive.

>Wait, that swedish?
Danish, but it's just as big in sweden, dunno about norway I don't think they have the same common ground as the two.

Stop posting your shit comics here.

since when is metal a hobby for functionnal adults ?

Naw, she's just hit or miss. Seems some days she remembers to make funny jokes, other times she seems bitter and wants to make an ideological point.

I can't find the strip but there's an arc when she's staying at her dad's place in the woods and while he's fiddling with a motor bike she's complaining to him about how he never showed her how to do mechanical things despite being just as interested in it as her brother.

He gets pissed and tells her to sit next to him and join, to which she coyly responds to by posing very feminine and saying "Awww, I don't know about things like that!"

Hypocritical selfish Zelda is best Zelda, because then she's an actual character.

Pic related is the only image from that arc I could find.

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>now

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>Scandinavian comics
But for a fleeting moment, I am transported back to grade school. Grew up with this, it's all pretty damn great.

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Eh, I vastly prefer the current style over the one posted earlier.

>Danish
Google says you're wrong. It's norwegian.

But they're having such a good time

white genocide specifically refers to the UN definition of genocide, which would fit the current goings-on in the West. Notably the UN does not recognize this, or even things like the killings of whites in southern African countries, exposing the definition of genocide as very selectively applied and thus hypocritical.

00's was a good time for comics up north, a lot more came around later, but overall it's kinda gone out of relevancy together with how people dont read much magazines or newspapers anymore

Russias influence is pathetic, they try but shitty facebook ads dont swing an election
White genocide is horseshit. Yea there are people waiting licking their lips waiting for them to be a minority, and yea its for some reason okay to be only racist to whites, and these things arent good, but fucking genocide? Its impossible to respect an opinion that hyperbolic.

>your
Also,
"No."

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Full retard

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Metal is grown up until about 15 or 16. If you're 20 and still a metal head you're basically a looser.

Go to an Iron Maiden concert and look at the ages of the people there you'll find that there are people of pretty much all ages.

Metal is for everyone

>flooding a nation with foreigners who are projected to become a majority when the nation itself is projected to have a declining population doesn't count as "genocide" because they don't have the knives out

And then you wonder why Salvini is about to become prime minister of Italy. In 20 years you're going to starve to death in a camp and the delicious part is that it's all your fault.

You just proved his point.

Based

>No I refuse to mature and base my personality on things I wear and buy based on what my "friends" group think it's cool

>openly heterosexual which is something you rarely see these days.
unless you go outside
I wish I was better at English so I could translate some story in a way that'd do justice to it. How do you translate something like "Han har en poäng där. Klart grabben ska spränga planeten" without losing the charm?

Im getting scared that people are this dumb

>He has a point, of course the kid will blow up the planet
You find no charm in that?

Those high decibels must have made your brain smooth.

Some charm I guess, though it should be "should" and not "will".
Anyway, I didn't say that it was hard, just that I'm too bad to do it.

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>Team Yell.jpg

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based

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Is she necessarily though? From what I have seen she just has a different outlook.

Yeah that's what I mean.
Every subculture looks at the same event differently.
She seems to provide the most literal Goth perspective, not to be confused with the Visigoth perspective.

The story looks fine enough on its own without getting the context of the jokes I think,.

This looks like the most Scandinavian take on the story of Tom Sawyer I have ever witnessed.

Nice to see another B&E guy on Yea Forums.

Give her another 10 years. That wall is comin'

yeah, the only requirement is not bathing

Turning me against someone requires me not agreeing with them

Problem is that Nemi is a unlikable cunt who is terrified of growing up, much like her author was.

I would love to see a serious take on this character where she has to accept the fact that she's not getting any younger and acting like a teenager forever will not bring her any fulfilment and satisfaction.

>Problem is that Nemi is a unlikable cunt who is terrified of growing up, much like her author was.
I mean, Nemi is a cunt sure, but whenever I’ve run into her author irl she’s always been super nice.

I don't get it? What's a "pussy riot"?

Based translation anons, thank you

They won't be answering, because they can't. There is kind of music that is attracting certain groups, but it's like that and not the other way around

that makes less sense than calling someone an adolescent because of their music taste. Alot of my co-workers listen to metal and they are in their 40's

I can do that, it's not very hard, but pointless outside of freaking people out.

Lol

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it's a russian punk rock band that was imprisoned for 2(?) years do to hurting putins feefee's or something like that. Just classic russian authoritarian fascist bullshit.

:c

You mean "psychotic feminists violently trying to shut down religious and other public events".
Two years wasn't long enough.

really chugging down the putin propaganda there aren't you.

heh

I feel like the guy that does these is just fetishizing tranny kids now.

Really? That's kind of sad. You shouldn't feel this way about people you disagree with.

What's with Scandinavia and linux? Is it popular there?

There's nothing with scandinavia and linux. It's just a joke.

They did, though. They entered a church mid-service and started playing their
shit music. They weren’t randomly locked up for criticizing Putin like people think, they were guilty as hell.

Nemi was just crazy goth waifu material.

Imagine categorizing a glam rock band as something close metal lol

Since when is listening to music a hobby?!

Freeform jazz obviously.

It's perfect.

and like clockwork, the libtard stops replying when the plain truth comes to light

>hobby

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It's upsetting how after four years this comic is still entirely relevant.

>tfw you notice thats not a tree
>REE intensifies

>scandi comics
Oh nice

To be fair, they were retarded enough to interupt the service in cathedral and perform before the altar. Putin is a megafag, of cource, but what were they thinking?

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IK what you mean. My grandma still stacks newspapers and every time I visit I read all the funnies just for a comfy kick. they mostly don't even get a chuckle out of me, but they always put a smile on my face.

The goth chick is hot

On The Fastrack anyone?

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Lel

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The more panels devoted to their smiles the better the punchline becomes.

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>tfw Holbrook turned his daughter into Dethany.

We had an ok thread going for a second there.

Rocky has been my jam for almost 15 years. Too bad he became a crazy hermit and stopped all syndication because he was afraid of #MeToo.

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What?

"He uses linux" is the quickest possible shorthand in the world to identify someone as the geekiest form of computer geek there is.

church wasn't in service and there was basically no one inside. please post some RT articles though, I know you want to.

Hot, any more hairy Zelda comics?

Why? Growing up can be painful and miserable.

I would just as soon choose to remain 10 forever.

So you concede that they did do it, even if I may have been mistaken about the severity of it. Good.

they were imprisoned for attacking putin and his cohorts, not because they went into an empty church for less than a minute.

Fame is fleeting

Not even close. A swing and a miss on your post here.

This one's actually kinda funny

It's not a criminal offense to play music anywhere. And Russian Orthodox music is already shit.

You sound like someone who doesn't want too see a big titty goth

No offense, but you sound like kind of a faggot.

Well you're just a flaming homosexual

Perhaps.

Fuck off Pan.

This Plus we're as a tri-nation collective, actually autistic enough for linux

LOL

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them's are pretty big words fer a immature cunt who's has a reappearing theme of "wha wha! adult life sucks! i don't want to leave neverland"

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Do you want a Norway/Sweden flame war?

Because this is how you get a Norway-Sweden flame war.

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For once, I agree with a boomer comic

There’s like 100 sub genres. You can easily pick something you like.

The world would be better if people had the financial freedom to pursue higher education. That's why college should be free. Everyone takes on a heavier tax burden, but people would generally be more intelligent as a result.

just be in debt for a lifetime to able to be a functioning member of society.

Nice cuck system you have there americans.

The problem is they should have never been able to take the loan out in the first place, or at least not at the insane rates most people give.

>people would generally be more intelligent
my sides

Well, one isn't ridiculously obsessed with something as stupid as Angry Birds.

>just watch youtube videos bro, that is all the education you need

>College makes you intelligent
you're too funny, bud. Go to a trade school if you want to acquire a specific skill. Only go to college if you have a specific goal in mind and have the necessary financial planning. No amount of college education can save you from your retardation of falling into such an obvious Jewish trap. And no, "BUT MUH MOMMA TOLD ME TO!" is not an excuse.
That's why it's so obvious. The real problem is parents not teaching their children critical and logical thinking.

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Friendly reminder not to respond to the shitposting. It's most likely one guy samefagging, hoping others will butt in and feed him (You)s.

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she is a qt with some hair

What post are you referring to exactly?

who are you quoting

The ones trying to start a political argument.

How exactly do you plan to get your legions of 30-year-old child refugees to throw their grenades in the right direction? Because it's not like you have a military.

I mean, KISS is shit for posers. Like the Budweiser of music.

Any porn?

I mean people should be able to talk about politics without having an argument.

That's not how it works, and (You) damn well know that. If you want to shitfling about politics then fuck off to /pol/.

I didn't see the point of that movie either, waste of time. I thought Inglorious Basterds was bound for the same foregone conclusion but they just killed Hitler anyway.

pff Danny Freyland has got to be at least 11 by now

based

Every time I say this somebody gets mad.

good one

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FUCK YOU FOREIGNER

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>all these folks drooling over nemi
Reminder that Pia is the superior waifu

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No.

Yes.

Say that again and I'll throw you down an oil rig

Lol

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She seems like a cunt.

Now I'm not advocating for changing the subject to politics, I'm just saying it need not be so contentious.

And it's difficult not lose your cool when they do.
I have attempted many times to talk people down, it never works.

Well everything is politics, so once you realize that it does not make sense to get angry at people.

So from what I can gather, Science is often derided by the Right, but now the Left's joining in through their own stupidity, leaving Science as the unloved middle child these days. Or maybe the LEFT only loved Science when the RIGHT hated it, but then the mask slipped off and revealed they never loved Science at all.

Oh wait I mean LOL

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Being a poser must not be that bad then.

The final word on Nemi
desuarchive.org/co/search/text/nemi/type/op/
I think the emotionally retarded scand who makes this strip comes back here every year begging for validation of her masturbatory gag strip and learns nothing each time

It comes from different places, though.

The Lefts 'derision' of science is more "science isn't the be and and end all of everything, the human element has to be considered."

The rights derision of science is "I don't want to believe it, so it isn't real"

>comics and cartoons
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT

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Can't be a private eye gunslinger without being a bit of a cunt, comes with the territory.

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>I would love to see a serious take on this character where she has to accept the fact that she's not getting any younger and acting like a teenager forever will not bring her any fulfilment and satisfaction.
Sorry, you're wrong. You can become the president of the United States by acting like the cunt and not following the rules of "grown up world".

People actually love adults who break the rules. You're supposed to judge them but deep down you want to be like that. Acting mature is just roleplay and something that is used to manipulate people so they become good citizens. These people regret their life being so unfulfilling when they get older and so they start doing wild shit their physical body can't take anymore.

Most men would spend their entire life doing drugs and fucking barely legal women if they could but most men aren't capable of doing that so they pretend they want wife, kids and stable job. Goths are literal non-comformists and reject the idea of living life that has been fabricated by someone else.

IF YOU LIKE METAL YOU'RE MY FRIEND

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>openly heterosexual which is something you rarely see these days.
It is a nightmare that people are getting shamed for wanting to be normal.

Even as someone who does watch people play games on YouTube, this isn't an equal argument. As long as you can obtain the game and practice you can get good at it. The same can't be said even if you can obtain whatever sports equipment is needed for whatever sports game and you have time to practice. I could spend 100 hours in Fortnite and eventually be average. I could spend 100 hours trying to kick a soccer ball past a goalie and never kick it hard enough to make it even once.

Nice to see alt universe butcher doing well

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They're both the same all things considering since the Left actually takes shit like THIS seriously.

youtu.be/C9SiRNibD14

The only difference is that The Right uses Christian reasoning while the left uses any other religion except Christianity.

Nemi thinks bats are cute. What kind of fucking animal considers that unlikable?

The "true believers" on both sides use science when its convenient/supports their views and suppress it when it conflicts because they're both self righteous nutters who can't handle reality differing from their simplistic worldview.
Same shit, different facade.

It's funny. I always assumed Orson Welles died like a hundred years ago but then I heard The Crown And The Ring and decided to look him up. Turns out the fucker died when I was 4.

where the hood at

I remember when the blue haired one didn't want to date a guy because he had small fingers. Then the black haired one said that only hunters are those with small penises

Not that guy but since when is listening to music not a hobby? It is the same as watching TV / playing a game ...etc

Or is this one of those faggotry "ARR HURR HURR ITS NOT A HOBBIT ITS MAH PASSION" shit?

Don't you mean J. R. R. Tolkien? What the fuck does Welles have to do with those bands?

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Joey needs to dial his fucking bass back before Manowar could be considered the definitive traditional metal band like they want to be. Accept slaughters them in every way possible.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)
Great work, user. I'm very proud of you.

Saw Accept live and they were the shit, completely overshadowed sabaton by playing everything louder.

Consuming something is not a hobby.

quit being such a fucking drama queen. no one is going to shoot you for being heterosexual.

Yet.

This looks edited

cool wine aunt

wtf i love russians now

i dont know about you but
>implying
just because someone doesnt say anything doesnt mean they agree, anyways most of these ppl are young. it is also good to question what you take for truth, even if the video is bullshit