Nightcrawler.... urgent message! I need you to stop by taco bell and get me a bell grande beef burrito, a beefy fritos burrito and a mountain dew slushie thing. You're the only one who can get there in time at this time of night. HURRY nightcrawler my stomach awaites!
Nightcrawler.... urgent message! I need you to stop by taco bell and get me a bell grande beef burrito...
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Ryder Rodriguez
Hurry i need your help nightcrawler. My big telepathic brain needs American mexican cuisine aka taco bell.
Matthew Morgan
Nightcrawler! I need you toAAAAAARRGH!
Josiah Watson
okay. let's try this again.
Benjamin Moore
Stop zit Charles, can't you tell I'm in zee showerz?
Xavier King
Nightcrawler's teleporting powers aren't that great when he has to see, or at least know where he's teleporting to, beforehand to travel. That and just like running, Nightcrawler gets very tired if he teleports too much or too frequently.
Camden Price
it's incredibly powerful in a fight, he can be everywhere almost instantly. What you are mainly describing is the cartoon version where he can get tired, and that version couldn't even teleport line of sight, not even a mile at a time and line of sight is much further.
Ian Ward
Iz zis right Prifessah?
Ryan Gray
Where is the Mountain Dew slushie, you impudent blue imp?
Jose Sanders
I forgot zit! I failed you Professah! Vergib mir!
Andrew Thomas
Its ok i will have to do with what i have. Thank you nightcrawler. You are the most important x-man there is. The most powerfull there is.
Hey later im feeling like a burger. Can you get some 5 guys later? I love their fries.
Nathaniel Anderson
That would explain why he needs the wheelchair.
Ryder Barnes
Kurt, your fuzzy blue bratwurst is showing.
Lincoln Watson
(5 minutes later)
Aaargh, Nightcrawler, your presence is needed immediately. Taco Bell’s Revenge has struck and this blasted chair is too slow to get to the facilities in time. Hurry, the mud Juggernaut is about to tear down the doors.
Or or, yes, perhaps ... Shadowcat, my dear, awake from your slumber ...
Leo Adams
Uh... professor... can’t you just, like, hold it in with your mind?
Parker Gonzalez
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT MUSHROOMS ON THE PIZZA
Camden Sullivan
That you did bub. Made me have to put them on myself. So, what ya gunna do about it?
Ryan Rodriguez
X-men, I've come to warn you that one of you forget to turn off the oven in the X-mansion!
Adrian Collins
If it were any other food, but not Taco Bell. There's something bewitching about their "ground beef". I don't even think it's good, I just like losing control of my bowels.
Please hurry X-men, there's not much time and I won't be the one cleaning it up
Xavier Gray
Don't worry, Charles, my old friend. By the POWER OF MAGNETISM I WILL RELIEVE YOUR BOWLS!
Levi Peterson
that’s telekinesis I’m a telepath. How many times have we gone through that you dumb b ... be ... be a dear and use your wondrous talents.
Phase your hand, reach into my stomach, and remove the wicked contents from my body, aid it down through the four stories of the school, and outside 20 or so yards. You may need two hands, I also had a big lunch. Darned those spicy Fritos, they always get me.
Grayson Brooks
Should have gone with the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Professor.
Jackson Morgan
*sniff, sniff* that don't smell like no Taco Bell bub. I smell Mystique around here.
Leo Sullivan
Hey guys! Thought I'd just drop in and see how things are-
... I'm just gonna see myself out, okay?
Logan Clark
KURT NO
Henry Green
yeah yeah, it’s me. Don’t get your panties bunched up, James. i’m Just trying to get some light reading done and there was a line at Starbucks. I’ll be done in a minute.
Adrian Perry
Sauce?
Julian Edwards
Some gay porn comic that never got finished.
Brandon Ross
Ew, Professor Xavier shat himself.
Robert Jackson
Someone should screencap this into a comic.
I am impressed Yea Forums.
Sebastian Perez
It starts with Gambit getting raped by the danger room and the video gets shown to the entire Xavier school. Fun stuff.
Zachary Parker
I thought paraplegics couldn’t control their bowel movements anyway.
Christopher Brooks
why am i laughing so fucking hard
Adrian Bell
Jean’s doing it to you.
Henry Lee
Don't mean your penis Magnus?
Zachary Martin
You're gaywashing powers won't work on my girl! My helmet protects me!
Jack Hall
>Goes back in time to stop the mansion being burnt down needlessly
Actully a good use of time travel
Hunter Cook
Dylan Long
BISHOOOOOP! What did you do? I thought I told you to stop messing with the time stream that last time you went back for teen Jean!
Tyler Sullivan
He has telekinesis. He can hold it.
Nicholas Kelly
GOD DAMN IT!
Cable we need you to go back..... again..... i know its the 7th time but I left half a chipotle burrito in the fridge and im not going to take the X jet downtown AGAIN just to pick another up.
COME ON CABLE! It had GUAC in it! Its extra 1.50$. I cant leave guac to die unsavored by mutantkind.
Xavier Gomez
God damn you Charles! *sighs* Burrito Slide by Two!
Mason Nguyen
>Years 2075
>Magneto is somehow still fucking alive
>he's the only mutant/human left alive thats 100% straight
>Jean gray has homotized every living creature
>Magneto never takes his helmet off..... ever.
Josiah Barnes
Thank you cable. You are an invaluable member of this team. In fact you are the most important x-man. No the most POWERFULL x-man of all. 10X better than shadow cat that slippery b--.
While your back in the past I believe the Mc rib is still being sold at McDonalds... so Itll be FOREVER untill they put it on the menu could you pick that up for me cable my dear?
Mason Price
...fuck you, Charles. Timeslide by two
Jackson Wilson
Cant let you do that sugga! Professor sent me back with you to also get some BK. BUT The old man still owes me 18 bucks, and i aim to collect.
Brayden Gutierrez
What the fuck is going on
Dylan Howard
Charles! You need to get out of thNNNAAAAARGH!
Henry Carter
What wrong my fellow mutant AAAARRREEREEEEEGGGG!
Brandon Taylor
what if there was a mutant
but their power was having 3 testicles
would that be fucked up or what
Camden White
>Dat Feedback Loop
>Dat 'tacos' thought being looped back and forth between Martian Man-hunter and Professor X at greater intensity each time the message is passed from one to the other in an infinite loop
Nathaniel Sanders
I just keep finding the damn iceman blue comic
Lucas Ross
Its cool they'll just pass out
But it will be extremely painfull
Anthony Price
for you
James Davis
Im a big guy. Ill be fine.
Sebastian Stewart
Hey X-Men, just here to say that this last timeslide has caused an... interesting problem. All I know is that this other Spider-Man is the one who ate your burrito Professor
Luis Rivera
GUYS! I need help paying bills. I never should have accepted that 6 way with the Cuckoo sisters. They're all pregnant.
Jonathan Gray
Wait a minute. What if we're not seeing what's really happening here? Taco Bell's signature colours are magenta and purple right? Who could be the cause of such and internal struggle within Charles? What force or being could be responsible for such and unrelenting Onslaught.
Liam Carter
AWE SHIT! MAGNETO WAS CONTROLLING professors blood or some shit! Again! Idk i guess the only way to fix him is to reroute his blood supply. The only way to do that is to give the professor a raging boner TO FORCE all the blood to the dick. And climax. And I think know who can do this......
STORM... you're up
Christian Rogers
A wooden cock...
She beat me with a wooden cock...
Levi Bailey
>mud Juggernaut
Michael Price
Maybe next time Professor, I’m going to the movies with Tchalla.
Samuel Barnes
Fuck well i doupt this is cannon. So like now you can touch people. Xavier found the trigger for you powers in your brain rouge.
Rouge you're up. Drain me dry baby. The whole x man legacy is in your soft elegant, abiguiosly ages hands. I'll pay you back when im sound of mind and free of magneto's control or whatever.
Just reroute my blood. Hurry! Rouge!
AREEEREERRRRRGE!
Austin Reed
>Rouge
The bat?
Owen Roberts
Christopher Reed
The professor has lost control of his powers! He’s tapping into the memory of Bobbys Sonic games.
Jace Myers
my mutant power is saying Nigger
Owen Walker
GAS THE MUGGERS RACE WAR NOW!
Henry Mitchell
Classic comics Nightcrawler worked the same way. Maybe he got a power up in the more recent times.
Austin Turner
Does nightcrawler count as a black man?
Luke Peterson
By being a mutant
and by size
Yes, he qualifies.
Jonathan Martinez
Is his penis blue? Is it furry? If the blueness is his fur, and penises aren't furry, wouldn't he have a different colored penis? What color?
Luis Reyes
Yes and blue.
But this isn't the place for that faggotry.
This is rule34.paheal.net
Angel Rogers
I'm not being gay, think of it like philosophy. But with penis.
On that note, is it furry to like Nightcrawler?
Noah Phillips
I can't stop laughing
Elijah Clark
what the fuck, I didn't know their names were spelled differently for twenty years
Henry Adams
who raped you?
Luke Carter
His mom is blue and his dad is red, so technically he’s purple.
Gabriel Clark
McCoy, your slash fiction is shit. In no way would Worf be into your Klingon "OC", which is so obvious a self insert.
Julian Bennett
Screencap this then
Charles Johnson
Now you have to marry all of them.
Lincoln Lopez
You tell me.
Carson Jackson
NOT AGAIN FUCK
James Powell
Source still? I'll take what I can get.
John Thompson
Professor, what about Magik? With her powers, she could literally have it to you 5 minutes ago