Didn't like it

Not dark and gritty enough. Doesn't take itself seriously.

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Is ok but really overrated

Would you watch a stand alone Nicholas Cage Noir movie? I wou

>dark and gritty

I have real life for that.

Would* never hit the auto button before you finish typing

That's the point

And thank god for that. Made the movie that much better.

>Has Spider-Ham in it
>Not dark and gritty
Who'da thunk it.

It’s a good movie, but I didn’t think it really lent itself to so much discussion.

It's great, there's not much to talk about because it was a good movie. If it was a bad movie, or a so bad it's good movie, then it'd naturally have more things to talk too.

It really isn't. The story is mediocre at best and everyone knows it. That's not what we're in it for. We're in it for the top-tier animation techniques. The movie is undeniably gorgeous and sets the new gold standard for animation.

>not dark and gritty
>peter A dies
>that guy that screamed like an elephant died

>He wants a serious non-funny and quipfree spiderman movie

An user of no taste at all. We got 2 major people in miles life dying, a robot dying, and you call it "Not dark and gritty"? Get over yourself.

It takes itself just seriously enough. Better tone balance than I've see in a while, same goes for Spider-Man PS4 too.

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I could seriously agree with this statement.

Not lacking style, aesthetically great and a faultless script but fell flat because anyone can see it has no pacing and for me the whole idea of a totally new Spider-Man is pointless.

I don't see why not.

Peni is bae.

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I think I like this kinda shitposting the most. The ones where they get the replies from people's confusions or disagreements not flat out outrage.

Peni a cute.

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I would watch a stand alone Luke Cage Noir movie.

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Penis Parker

I hope this is in the pipe.

Maybe one teamed up with Peni. I think they'd do well contrasting one another. Probably Spider-Ham, too, but I don't like him so I hope that doesn't happen.

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Yeah those things are what NHL mascots are for.

>A teenage boy watching Spider-Man and later his uncle die right in front of him isn't dark

Go suck off Nolan

based

It is okay that you don't like it. Different opinions is blessing of humanity.

Was meh, made no sense, hated Spider-Gwen and Miles Morales. The only cool thing about him is his costume. Nothing else, he has invisibility and electricity and he doesn’t use it. Marvel already had a MUCH better Hispanic Spider-Man (and Spider-Man in general) in Miguel O’Hara (Mexican Irish/Spic-Mic/Green-Bean). Also why is he called miles “morales” when his Dad is named something else? Kingpin was weird and boxy. They massacred scorpion. Wtf was up with the anime spider girl/robot? Wtf did they do to green goblin? Was that supposed to be the 2099 Goblin on steroids? Also when was Peter Parker or Mary Jane Watson ever married in a Jewish wedding? Also terribly unoriginal way to get spider powers. You’re telling me that New York has radioactive spiders just crawling in the sewers? I give it a 5.5/10 meh.

I love it and would but I have an issue with Spider-Man Noir being a fucking socialist and Aunt May being a huge lefty. Other than that I absolutely loved it and thought the re imagining of the villains was great. Punisher Noir was better in a lot of ways imho and also had a great ending.

I forget. Where was that?