What is it like to go bald? Do you really turn into a fucking loser like Bill?

What is it like to go bald? Do you really turn into a fucking loser like Bill?

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Stay and shape, shave your head clean and bitches will still be all up on you

it really depends on how you look
but usually it just depends on how much you own it
if you dont, people will smell your insecurity a mile away

>bill gets in shape
>his friends leave him

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Baldness didn't turn him into a loser, marrying someone who hated his guts did. Bill can be halfway charming when he's not being a miserable sad-sack.

>bill used to look like this

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He was kind of being a douche, which happens anytime Bill gets isome advantage.

That looks like Jared Leto in a wig.

Not necessarily but it's real easy to do.
I just have a deep widows peak and it put me through some shit, or at least I let myself think it did.

and that's bad because??

>shave your head clean
It really depends what you look like, especially when you get into your 40s and 50s. Some people can't pull the shaven look off and are better off just wearing a hat.

How can I get a thick neck pls

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I'll kill myself if I ever go bald.

You still the same guy.

Just take care of your body and personality.

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My boss is bald and he is honestly the least loser person I have ever known in life

I've lost a good chunk of my hair and I haven't even hit 30 yet
That said, my skull has a weird conical shape, so I probably look like shit with a shaved head. Balding isn't nearly as bad if you keep the rest of your hair short. When you get the Skullet look going, you look like absolute shit.

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No, Bill is just an awful person

have full head of hair at 41, am spending saturday on Yea Forums, what do you think

I think you're a welcome addition to the club. Do you just browse Yea Forums, or do you look at other boards?

You guys sounds like a hair commerical.

I work with a guy who is balding and it desperately eats at him. The way he describes his relationship with his wife is that if he shaved his head she would be upset. I keep trying to get him to understand his confidence is what counts, but i legitimately believe his wife is vain enough that she would leave him over his hair line or weight. Are others truly this vain over something as simple as a hairline?

Shave your head, buy a black leather coat and don't get fat. Everything will be okay.

stress is the biggest cause of hair loss. if you get mad at cartoons you will never have sex.

Hey man I know but I just want people to know they can have some control over it, I was two steps from shaving my own head when I found stuff that worked

I kept telling myself that I just needed to accept that there was nothing I could do, and that's the advice a lot of guys get, I feel, but there absolutely, 100 percent is something you can do. But the sooner yous tart the betrer

>Are others truly this vain over something as simple as a hairline?
"Just shave it bro" is the ultimate cope. Fact is that appearance is very important in society despite the body positivity meme. It's shallow but it's reality.
Prince William was a heartthrob in the early 2000s but after he started balding in his mid 20s he quickly became JUST tier.
Pretty much all leading men in Hollywood have a full head of hair; the vast majority of them are on finasteride. Also they wear makeup, so don't feel ashamed if you want to use foundation to improve the look of your skin.
Virtually every man looks better with hair; you have to have pretty chad features eg Jason Statham in order to pull off the bald look.

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Bill's pathetic state, I believe, has nothing to do with a chain of cause and effect. It is some cosmic force that has rendered him what he has become.

honestly shaving bald at that level of hair loss is stupid to begin with

No idea, 30 with a full head of hair still.

the balding look is honestly not hard to pull off for a lot of guys, it's just out of style

Same
Still a little worried thought, both men on mom and dad sides of family are bald, only a few men kept a full head of hair like my grandpa who died with a full head of hair.

Eat well, take a good multivitamin, exercise, fucking SLEEP. All that prevents hair loss.

OP there is a difference between being BALD or being BOLD.

If you are gonna go bald, then own it or lose it and move on. If you act desperate to keep it, people will only see your desperation.

So either cut it the way your Carl from ATHF does or go full bald like Max G. Look at how much pussy boht those bald boys roll in.

>both grandfathers never went bald
>father never went bald
>father's brothers never went bald
>mother's brother went bald
I'm just hoping my uncle's hair loss is due to shitty genes and that I end up like nearly every other man in my extended family.

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Going bald was the least of Bill's problems.

Bill was apparently an incredibly good friend in highschool, so I never understood why he turns into such a prick anytime he starts fixing his life as an adult.

Do you have any baby pictures? If your hair grew in sorta like a mohawk then you start to lose your hair later in life.

>If your hair grew in sorta like a mohawk then you start to lose your hair later in life.
Never head that before, interesting. I don't have any pictures that would be able to discern something like that so whatever.

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I never got the "embrace it" meme, shaving your head isn't embracing it, it's deliberately masking whether or not you're balding

Yep, reminder that why people have such a dislike of balding is because thinning hair is (when it's not genetic) a good indicator of your overall health level

He was always a prick, he just happened to have everything at the time so he didnt feel the need to flaunt it as much.

I'M NOT BILL

>What is it like to go bald?

More hair to clean up after a shower.

Bill really isn't that bad. He's a respectable barber and army man.

You could end up far worse.

Why a black leather coat?

Ty

Huh? You don't like GIRLS?

can i borrow some gas?
DAMMIT DALE

Depends how thin the top is

Bitch, take off the dress.

They're sexy.

I used to work for a Mr. Burns kinda figure that could afford those meds for his West highland terrier. The med were dwindling quicker than the dog could have been takin them and it caused huge shit with the boss and the mr Smithers of the situation. It was only after I left that horrible job that I realised the other guy I worked with had one hell of a widows peak and was stealing the dogs prescription meds.

finasteride isn't that expensive though

The more you fight going bald the more embarrassing it becomes. Shaving my head and losing weight changed my life. Over the last three years I’ve had more hookups and meaningful relationships than I’ve had over my entire life. Shave your head, get in shape and you’ll wonder why you didn’t just do it years ago.

It's mentioned a few times that Bill was kind of a dick in high school too - he bullied Boomhauer, as an example.

>going bald is pretty much The Wall, but for men. As long as you're married with children before you go bald, and don't get divorced, you'll be fine.
My friend went bald before getting out of high school. I went bald right after leaving college.

How sexy are they?

>Masking balding
>By giving the appearance of complete baldness
That's like saying you're masking the early stages of cancer by killing yourself

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No it's not, and it's really simple
>Start going bald
>Shave your head
>Now because of your hairstyle, nobody can tell if you're balding or if it's just your hairstyle

shaving your head really is the ultimate cope, people pitch it as "HURR JUST EMBRACE IT" but it is literally the opposite of embracing it. It is putting a mask on it just as much as putting a wig on might be. If you were going to "not fight it", you'd just keep the hair you have that makes your balding apparent.

>my maternal grandfather had incredibly thin, whispy hair
FUCK

I'm 36 with not a hint of hair loss, feels goodman.

>Now because of your hairstyle, nobody can tell if you're balding or if it's just your hairstyle

Unless you regularly shave it clean every other day, people will quickly notice the vague outline of your hairline.

They can't tell if you're balding because you're bald. The entire issue is that you're losing your hair and you've opted to just get rid of it all. Masking a fear of hair loss by removing all your hair is illogical

Embracing it is not the same as not fighting it. The latter is passive, the former dives headlong into it

>Maternal Grandpa died at 99 with a full head of hair
>Went bald barely out of my teens
Why do you lie user?

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>Stay and shape
user, I...

You sound like a complete maniac.

>commercial
>for generic drugs made with 2 percent margins

Bill's problems were far deeper than going bald. His home life fucked him up,his dad madr him dress like a girl and then he married a bitter gold digging whore. It's his own fault NOW but that fucked up childhood is what planted the seeds. Some people can overcome that shit but others bask in it. Use is as an excuse ir simply give up.

Finasteride and Rogaine.

Sure, my balls hurt, my semen is watery thin and my sex drive is non existence, but I still have my hair!

Bill was a loser waiting to happen. He cared too much about losing his hair. Being bald doesn't mean anything to a chad like pic related.

Someone please post the Bill greentext. You know the one.

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>Being bald doesn't mean anything to a chad like pic related.

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Even on people who shave to the skin, you can pretty much always tell whether or not they are actually bald.

>why he turns into such a prick anytime he starts fixing his life as an adult

He was always the lowest on the totem pole in the group to the point where the others make fun of him, actively ignore him, and barely shown much concern beyond Hank that he was going to kill himself. Bill just lets a little success get to his head way too much.

Very

>he has to dig that far back to prove a point that no longer applies because canon lex does not give a shit
>using silver age as proof for anything ever

Maybe I have hair priledge because I'm not balding and arnen't likely to (I have my fatherrs hairline and he never went bald) but honestly I don't think it would bother me, I'd just cut it short until it became too noticable, then shave my head.

IDK, I don't feel insecre about a lot of the things men seem to, I'm not too worried about my height or dicksize either, feels like people put too much stock into these things.

I'm not sure about that; people keep asking me why I shaved my head as if they can't tell that I started balding. Maybe they're just stunned stupid cause I used to have long thick hair

>shave your head clean
This really depends on your head shape, skin tone and facial features. Not everyone can pull it off. Some guys would better off with a buzz cut, hat or hair transplant.

Hair transplants are the dumbest fucking thing.

Better get your suicide method set up then, it happens to almost every man eventually.

>MFW no one in family with hair loss

>MFW nearly 30 and no grays, let alone any thinning

>MFW my all my other friends are gray or thinning

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>The gene for male pattern baldness is attached to the X chromosome so keep an eye on your maternal grandfather.
Tfw both maternal AND paternal grandfathers lost their hair in their twenties

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It doesn't automatically turn you into a loser, but it really shakes your self-confidence, especially if you're a teenager when it happens.

Thankfully, while many girls find it a turnoff, there are enough out there who don't care or even find it cute. And hats are back in style.

>the basedboys who fell for the reddit JUST EMBRACE IT BRO XD meme

There's no better alternative.

Cite a source linking either of those things to those side effects. Go ahead, I'll wait

There is though. Depends on your level of balding.

If you've got a higher hairline, but no thinning at the top, pretty much any hairstyle can still work.

If you've gotten thinner at the top, you're going to want to go for shorter hairstyles. However, depending on the shape of your head, having some hair that is obviously thinning but still there still looks better than being completely bald.

It's not until you're at the level of Carl from ATHF skull-mullet that shaving it all off is indisputably the better choice.

While I am not bald, I have several friends who are, and I don’t think it has impacted their popularity in any way.

Fine Desu.

When I say work I really mean "get exploited by" we got free accomodation in the mansion in exchange for looking after the place.

>Someone please post the Bill greentext. You know the one.

No.... I don't. I thought there was only the Dale greentext.

Everyone defines “being a loser” differently anyway.

It means "not getting laid" more than anything else

Yeah that's why it doesn't really matter.

Talk to me when it means having no idea what Rhiemann's Hypothesis is.

I guess being so pathetic for so long made him self-destructive anytime something goes right for him.

>Both grandfathers had thick hair into their 80s
>Both parents still have full heads of hair
>Most relatives still have full heads of hair
Thank God for good hair genes

Real talk, if your hairline recedes so bad that you're completely bald on the top and you aren't past your late 40s yet you're better off just shaving it completely if you're not doing anything to correct it.

>33
>have shoulder length wavy hair
>get lots of guys calling me "brother"
>get eye raped by absolutey seething baldfags that cant take their eyes off me

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Results may vary this isn't rocket science