In light of recent events, I'm even happier Arnold didn't get fucked over

In light of recent events, I'm even happier Arnold didn't get fucked over
Dora to a lesser extent

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That can mostly be attributed to the fact that the script remained virtually unchanged from the time it was written.

Arnold should have gone trans

rocko didn't get fucked over though, you just can't accept change

I got the metaphor user

AYY LMAO

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Unlike Samurai Jack, this gave me exactly what I wanted.

Yeah I got that about two minutes into the movie. Now if only it had something else to say for the other forty three.

I liked this. Good adventure. Good humor. Shaky parents explanation but at least we got an explanation. Good kids movie.

Why does this seem like a response to something but actually isn’t?

I love the fact that it was somewhat modern but did not let it corrupt its self like Rocko.

Is Stinky okay?

I just wish that Arnold's contribution to the plot would have been something more significant than just turning on a giant sprinkler machine

They all should have been gay.

I think you want the Amphibia thread. The show about sending a girl to their world to turn all the frogs gay.

No. Nobody cares about gay frogs.
When was the last time you saw a frog Civil rights rally?

>Implying they aren't all already but just haven't figured it out yet

Interesting. I guess well just have to wait for Hey Arnold All Grown Up

Poor Helga

Yeah, that must have been an awkward coming out.

something is still shit even if you wink to the audience about it

What was shit about it?

Eh, movie is still pretty meh. Just focused on Helga and Arnold too much.

I feel like Rocko spent too much time focusing on him and Bighead, the other characters even Filburt and Heffer disappeared for significant swaths of the movie and when they did show up they usually only reacted to stimuli brought by Rocko or Bighead.

Jungle Movie did a better job at spreading the wealth so to speak, most of the characters got enough screen time to do them justice. Obviously, Arnold and Helga are going to get more than most, but they did not completely smother the thing. It provided a sense of closure and was not too preachy. Unfortunately, because it played "safe", it did not get all the controversy and attention that Static Shock did making it a ratings flop.

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That would have been unbelievably based though

Morso when you try to think of what girl Helga could have fallen in love with.

>the virgin Samurai Jack
>the virgin tranny-enabler Rocko
>the chad Arnold
>the gigachad Zim

Eugene is canonically gay isn’t he?

Maybe Lila's a dyke

Would explain a lot

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No, you're thinking of Mr. Simmons. Eugene was just revealed in an interview with Bartlett to be Jewish, but that's honestly not that out of place in Hey Arnold.

Craig also mentioned Eugene being gay but that he “hasn’t figured it out yet”

>the show where everyone literally screams
>Chad

>rocko didn't get fucked over though
So Rocko was always like this then?

>you just can't accept change
But you just said Rocko was always like this since it didn't get fucked over. What change am I not accepting then?

Isn't she supposed to be raised by Helga's older, attractive sister or something?

And maybe Arnold and Gerald were gay.
That would have made a lot of sense

You just want them to spend all their time downtown as fruits.

Will Invader Zim be safe?

How the fuck do I watch this movie for free? I looked everywhere and can't find it. It says there's one on Kisscartoon but it's actually the first movie in disguise

They should have been non-binary Zirs

Honestly I didn’t much like it. If I could change anything it’d be:

>Set the entire thing in the city
It would fit he atmosphere of the show much better
>Abandon the whole “chosen one” and “find my lost parents tripe”
The best parts of HA were when it touched on sadder, more mature topics. If you have to include his parents, make the plot about him coming to terms with the fact they are 100% actually dead, not waiting for him to rescue them
>Don’t add some gigantic threat or menace or active villian
Maybe instead it could be about Arnold growing up past his parent’s deaths, or Helga being forced into confronting her personal issues, or Arnold having to watch as his friend group slowly drifts away over the years. Something more grounded, closer to home than a fantasy/adventure plot.

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Lila was abused

>I’m talkin’ DOWNTOWN!

Exactly. They would have been ahead of their time. True visionaries.

Oh yeah.

>The journey is the destination man

all of this user. the movie sucked

Where can I watch the jungle movie? I forgot it came out

kisscartoon.nl/watch/hey-arnold-jungle-id-3115/ Don’t expect too much out of it

let's be honest OP if a character from Hey Arnold became trans it would have been 'ruined' in your eyes.

Just like the new Spider-Man movies are 'ruined' by MJ not being white.

You guys are all transparent as hell. You have literally no argument other than 'muh forced diversity' which you seem to never have actual proof of it being 'forced'. So at the end of the day, you just hate diversity of any kind, period. Or at the very least, you hate change, which makes the message of the Rocko special that much more relevant.

Really glad she got a bust.

Please give me the 1080p mega for this movie, I checked the archives and the mega and GD links from the time have died ages ago.

So was anyone near Helga

Not in a sexual way

Nothing.

>muh bigotry
There's a scene in Swamp Thing where two women kiss, instead of just letting it happen and be a thing the character has to stop and look at the camera and go "what? you've never seen two girls in love". That's forced diversity, talking down to your audience and treating gays like they're special. What they should have done is kissed good bye and the scene move on like it was the normal thing it is.

Yes, but the rest of the movie outside of that was good and well worth it.

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Unless it's football head

Its a bra, user

She cute.

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Oh yeah she was poor.

Shut your fucking mouth, you wont deter my love of breasts.

This scene right here is an easy way to make some money, if you know what I mean

Lets be fair user.
It's not sexual abuse if he does it to make Helga feel better about herself.

Arnold would end up getting all his internal organs sucked out his dick by Helga the first night she gets drunk as the sort of ultimate pity-fuck-meets-hate-sex only in the morning to end up her boyfriend in the morning.

>In the pocket!

>you just can't accept change
oh just go fuck yourself Obama

I don't know. I thought there was a certain beauty to giving a happy ending to Arnold, given how much of a giving character he was in the show. Arnold seemed to work so much towards the happiness of others, it only made sense then that the other characters would be on his side (if after some needed encouragement from Helga later on) and help him figure out the one thing that's plagued him for years. What made it all really work is that Arnold very much had to work for it, which includes his trusting nature being taken advantage of, and getting past that. If Arnold and co went on this huge adventure only to find out his parents are dead, I think it would just be a "depressing for the sake of it" kind of thing, and it wouldn't be fitting for the show's message of remaining positive despite low situations. Who better than to get a win than Arnold, even if realistically the chances are low (and besides, ultimately it is a cartoon even if the focus was on realism during its main run - I think it's fair to say they "earned" one unrealistic thing besides Pigeon Man). Mainly, I think the fakeout at the end was effective, even poignant, and was really all we needed to see what the reality could have been.

Honestly, If you want depressioncore, just go watch Bojack Horseman. Either that or the Patakis, if that ever came out.

>If you want depressioncore, just go watch Bojack Horseman
It sucks that their forced drama is not sympathetic in the least, especially with Caroline and Diane.

Lol. There's been shitstorms over background characters having a gay kiss before. Nothing has to be said because you people will shit your diapers over everything.

No.

By "you people" I can only assume you mean gays like me since I'm the only one you replied to. Go fuck yourself

It's OK. We had the movie and it was good. Freaking Disney movies can't say that. Star Wars can't say that anymore. Hey Arnold can.

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Sheep.

Baaaaaaaaaa.

Agreed. I was actually expecting them to reveal that the parents had died as they seemed to be going in that direction, and I was ok with it, but you’re right- once it was revealed that that wasn’t the case I was relieved. Arnold definitely deserved a happy ending more than any other character I can think of.
I cried anyway though

kimcartoon

It's too bad there wasn't much merch from TJM, but companies are relying too much on merch now. Like, way too much.

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Aw fuck you user, I laughed.

>Hurr muh inbred brain members Rocko's Modern Life as uh Reactionary Traditionalist cartune

Who are you quoting?

Arnold's getting blacked

Uh, no. Definitely no.

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