wow, this is actually pretty accurate
Boomer comics
David Scott
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Hudson Foster
Nah, that kid's not playing fortnite and quoting teen titans go
Nolan Brooks
How did that old man get smaller and gain his eyesight?
And how did the same pornstar get a tattoo without moving?
Ryan Brooks
Except children don't drink and smoke anymore.
Dominic Taylor
So TV sets are just for porn, huh?
Jose Rogers
vaping is now addicting more people to nicotin than tobacco ever did. The illusion that it's safe make many people jump the bandwagon just to look cool on instagram.
Xavier King
This. They do things I don't relate to.
Dylan Hill
Should be pokemon creatures.
Dylan Moore
>new porn stars have moles and star tattoos
what did he mean by this?
Jeremiah Carter
I mean, vaping IS safer than cigarettes and most other forms of tobacco. The vapor still screws with your lungs, but it won't coat them in tar or grind your gums to hamburger with fiberglass or anything.
Benjamin Lewis
m8 there's a big difference between SAFE and SAFER.
Easton Collins
you will die from the same shit, because you think it's "safer" so you don't even try not to do it, and end up shitting yourself as faster speed than a normal smoker
Anthony Jones
This.
Anthony Reed
No, there isn't. At all. There is nothing at all that is completely safe or completely unsafe. It's all a matter of degree, with qualitative terms used based on context. In this context, it's not the nicotine that kills you.
Gavin Cooper
>Except children don't drink and smoke anymore.
Have you ever went outside?
Sebastian Miller
In this context, not smoking or vaping at all is SAFE. Vaping because it's SAFER than smoking doesn't make it SAFE.
You absolute dumbdumb.
Cooper Cook
Teen / tween drink and smoke. Not 10 years old who play with fucking lego. This isnt 1970
Colton Bailey
Not smoking or vaping doesn't make you immortal and indestructible. Smoking is harmful because the combustion products are poisonous and carcinogenic. Can you identify what is supposedly unsafe about vaping?
Noah Kelly
Benjamin Button complex.
Gabriel Cook
>Pornstar has gotten fatter, with a tatoo and freckles
huh
Mason Evans
>death star is is $400
Yea no shit the kid didn't buy it the fucker couldn't afford it.
Anthony Anderson
Something about not heating water mixed with addictive drugs and (??) from cheap pens made in Chinese sweatshops. Also, there's serious danger of looking like a complete faggot.
Zachary Nelson
Why is truthorange posting on the comics and cartoon board?
William Green
by god, he's somehow being beyond 100% dumbdumb!
Adam Reyes
When you find out what that something is, let us know.
Luke Long
They run a lot of ads on Toonami?
Camden Parker
Well, fuck.
Dominic Flores
I know the internet is funand all, but you really should get outside more often.
Landon Bailey
>cheap pens made in Chinese sweatshops
Let's ban all batteries too, these blow up hard when made cheaply in Chinese sweatshops.
Bentley Martin
"It's safer than cigarettes" is a retarded argument to make for anything honestly. Especially if you're coupling it with "well nothing's TRULY safe so whatever". You're only fooling yourself, my dude.
Connor Hernandez
>driving
Pavement bad
Jacob Butler
Crummy old beer? He should be drinking a glass of water!
Jayden Morales
Jackson Miller
The Chinese knockoff is half the price.
William Nguyen
>Then
Kerosene
>Now
Water
Dylan Reyes
Jaxson James
Nicotine has health benefits. It reduces the risk of Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, dementia, etc. It also has some risks, but the thing that kills smokers is the tar, which isn't present in vaping. It's hard to say on balance whether the benefits outweigh the risks, but it's not at all clear that vaping is more bad for you than it is good for you. Unfortunately there's a huge industry built around anti-tobacco activism, and they can't raise money any more to fight cigarettes because so few people smoke, so they have an economic incentive to demonize any new nicotine product.
Ayden Wilson
>addictive drugs
Coffee is addictive, but it's not a problem because it's cheap and readily available and has some health benefits. So yeah, pretty much the same as vaping.
Grayson Jackson
t. tobacconist
Levi Scott
Austin Lee
Joshua Green
>Nicotine is the same as caffeine.
Go shill somewhere else.
Sebastian White
Kevin White
It basically is the same as caffeine, if you took both in the cleanest method you'd be subjected to around the same risks.
Liam Hernandez
Jace Morgan
vaping is in no way safer than smoking cigs.
Ethan Foster
for god's sake, harold, you ignoramus, they're lesbians
Colton Price
Grayson Russell
Angel Cooper
should be a box of water he's watching
Joshua Wright
The most depressing thing about boomer comics is the sheer number of mediocre unfunny old people trying to break in and make it in newspaper comics of all things.
Christian King
Hudson Collins
Sebastian Johnson
i dunno this one actually gave me a slight chuckle
>needs to be a bottle of water.
Gabriel Evans
John Bennett
People over 40 shouldn't be allowed to use the internet
Jackson James
Adrian Bell
You can see this guy can’t draw eyes.
Adam Ortiz
Boomer is a mindset
Sebastian Morales
Actually laughed at this one.
Matthew Williams
Justin Brooks
Before monster culture set in, it was considered bad parenting to let your kid drink caffine. Caffine's addiction is strong but never considered on the level of nicotine since people will rarely shank you for a fix.
Vaping on the other hand, is so bad the industry hides all disclaimers about its faults in magazines they know children won't read. They then advertise with names and flavors that are clearly marked for kids.
But hey, if you think inhaling smoke right to your lungs is good for you then more power to you.
David Thompson
Even the dog has glasses
Robert Ortiz
>smoke
Jaxon Edwards
Brandon Harris
>when mommy has a problem
Jacob Wilson
thicc
Matthew Hughes
Luke Wilson
Angel Fisher
Some of these do give me a laugh.
Jace Morris
I like how especially terrible this one is.
Daniel Flores
There's a couple good ones
Cameron Cooper
this is kind of funny
Parker Ross
Eli Stewart
Nicholas Young
Nathan Bell
Kayden Nelson
Don't tempt me to start posting my jesse ugo collection
Logan Butler
should have been a vape pen
Ayden Sanchez
Yes they do. They just don't tell their doctors because of the stigma.
Sebastian Sullivan
Grayson Wilson
DO IT
Eli Robinson
Why the fuck do people vape? Don’t they know that it’s not “Smoking, but safe”? Why the hell even smoke at all, there’s no health benefits and it doesn’t even come with cool side effects like a caffeine addiction
Jose Brooks
Sebastian Hernandez
Smoking is delicious. I'm gonna go have a pipe of SPC Plum Pudding right now.
Eli Myers
Damn I wish that was me in there
Benjamin Moore
Jace Baker
Actually chuckled. Some doctors are pretty Jewish.
Gabriel Reyes
What the fuck
Jose Ross
Anal rape is a pretty saucy punchline for newspapers
Jeremiah King
Boomer comics have this odd tendency to always be cucked by their insurance companies
Jason Rivera
Julian Cruz
Nathan Jenkins
I have seen this happen in real life
Chase Thomas
Lincoln Allen
Nigga das wholesome
Levi Morales
>making it rain on your mom
an odd choice, but wholesome
Xavier Peterson
I think every suburban midwest kid has seen it.
Wholesome Jesse is best Jesse
Dylan Garcia
jokes only americans will understand
Jace Scott
Ryan Garcia
Carson Hill
HE'S ONTO US
Jace Perez
I can't tell if that's a baby, or a black midget doing white face.
Aiden Carter
Nathan Rogers
Colton Baker
Wyatt Thompson
Forgot to mention, this comic always makes me afraid of hyper inflation, just imagine needing ten bucks but instead you have to draw out 1000.
Jeremiah Wilson
don't you love how some Ugojesse stuff is totally understandable and relatable and then you have shit like this where it sounds like they had a stroke mid-sentence
Hunter Reed
Cooper Wilson
This one hurts to look at. Can this guy seriously not understand the magnitude of holding a supercomputer networked to the entire world information and cultural library in the palm of your hand? And the fact that practically everybody on earth can afford one?
Oliver Scott
Daniel Baker
I think he just gets ahead of himself, but instead of correcting he just presents it like fact.
Austin Ramirez
fucking hell
Nicholas Robinson
holy fuck for a second I thought they were standing on >water
Nathan Young
Adrian Phillips
David Hill
Mason Peterson
savage
Nolan Brooks
Hudson Russell
>I can't hear you
I read that in the voice of the captain painting from Spongebob
Tyler Ramirez
Lucas Foster
Intense comic out of nowhere
Noah Moore
HELP
Isaiah Stewart
isn't crayfish popcorn mostly an Australian thing
Anthony Baker
>THESE ARE THE BLOOD TEST WHO WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
Matthew Sanchez
holy shit that powerset
John Garcia
This guy made a whole panel about how he doesn’t like crayfish.
Jack Morgan
Jesse has a ton of comments that try their hardest to educate his dipshit fellow citizens that not everything is witchcraft.
David Myers
eh this one's not a bad boomer comic
Adam Cook
Joseph Murphy
Thomas Gomez
Ok these are getting weird now
Adrian Barnes
Not even peak Ugo
Parker Phillips
Hire this man
Sebastian Rogers
Smart ass Jesse best Jesse
Hudson Gomez
Jacob Phillips
Samuel Wright
Daniel Cook
A noble pursuit
Carter Peterson
Jordan Lewis
>And the fact that practically everybody on earth can afford one?
On a scale of Ethan Hawke to James Woods, how fucking white are you?
Dominic Gomez
Eli Young
Absolutely BTFO.
Hudson Gonzalez
This one's for you user
Alexander Phillips
Nicholas Jackson
Stan eats ass for breakfast every day.
Tyler Hall
Ayden Reyes
Mate, even in countries like Cuba and Cambodia everyone has one
I guess only the most impoverished countries don't, but even in Eritrea I saw enough pictures to suggest a lot of people have them
Hunter Gray
Colton Morgan
Is he crying because he's allergic to crayfish or because he really, really wants crayfish popcorn?
Liam Myers
Nicotine is a cardio toxic drug, senpai.
It also depresses the immune system - now I'm not saying it'll give you cancer, but there has been a correlation between depressed immunology and neoplasms.
Plus, it's an addictive substance.
>t. Pharmacist
Jackson Wood
Evan Cruz
Anthony Lopez
Nicholas Parker
is this a Yea Forums comic
Aaron Peterson
He talks a big game, but one low kick and this guy is done.
Luke Johnson
Isaac Brooks
Anthony Foster
Never skip leg day
Sebastian Carter
Tyler White
Tyler Thomas
Juan Sanchez
Josiah Rogers
Michael Hernandez
He should have been fetching pokemon creatures
Jeremiah Young
Liam Brooks
Carter Thomas
not too sure why /ss/ is so popular in nigeria
Evan Miller
Venezuelan here. I've seen people that cannot afford food for the week streaming videos on their iPhones. So yeah, everyone can get a smartphone these days.
Blake Morgan
Ugojesse is a master of ambushing you with these sick burns.
Matthew Bailey
Ryder Roberts
Jayden Hall
Huh, weird. I guess since you eat food it doesn't last as long as an iPhone and once the market is saturated, you can't sell an iPhone for food.
Evan Diaz
Yellow man bad
Kevin Thompson
I like how sometimes I have no idea what he's talking about
Noah White
iirc Apple sells excess stock to second hand markets world wide, so they're getting iPhones there for like equivalent 40-100 dollars.
Nolan Scott
Ryder Wood
There are urban homeless in Africa with government-provided laptops so they can find temp work and other opportunities. Not everyone in the world has a smartphone or equivalent, but you know what's funny about all-in-one devices like those? The less you have, the more useful it is for you.
Jordan Baker
Josiah Brooks
heh
David Anderson
Aaron Powell
Anthony Richardson
stigma balls
Andrew Gomez
Jacob Morgan
Grayson Garcia
yes, it is. the fight against nicotine addiction shouldn't put a quitting method in the damn crossfire.
Zachary Myers
Gabriel Perez
You will quit cold turkey or else swine
Carter Ross
Cigarettes require preservatives. That alone makes them more dangerous than vape juice.
Evan Gonzalez
One of my favorites
Dylan Cruz
It's also really useful if you have a lot.
Sebastian Parker
Adrian Collins
Elijah Campbell
John Sanders
William Moore
Noah Torres
Lincoln Fisher
This is sadly true. Some kindergarden kids tried to click images on colouring books.
It's parents fault of course, kids copy what they do.
Bentley Sanders
Well, he's not wrong.
Angel Ward
and effect
Gabriel Phillips
Half my diet is preservatives. I hardly think I'd end up any worse from inhaling some of them.
Julian Ortiz
Ending my tenure with a profile on good 'ol boy Jesse
Christian Morris
Evan Barnes
And an extra little sweet I found amassing my collection of boomer comics
Alexander Rivera
but this is funny
Jeremiah Roberts
>huge industry built around anti-tobacco
Brody Jackson
kek
Luis Morgan
Its funny because vaping looks lame as fuck
Thomas Young
Expertly delivered high octane real drama. That really is some quality writing.
Robert Nelson
Would
Dylan Wright
have I turned into a boomer? I found this hilarious
Jeremiah Howard
Uhh, i guess you were homeschooled during high school
Caleb Jenkins
because they're bored. You spend time shitposting on Yea Forums they vape
James Rivera
Just like my Korean papyrus essays.
Joshua Edwards
Hahahahaha based Jesse holy shit Jesse for president
Joshua Morales
Mixed messages comic
Anthony Powell
Don't know about zoomers, but middle class millennials only drank at parties in high school in my area.
Justin Kelly
WTF
William Price
We Nigeria now
Austin Cox
Is this loss?
Lincoln Thomas
Now food isn't as nutritious and we have procedures to fix bad eyesight.
Jordan Barnes
Postpartum Psychosis is bullshit.
It's completely natural like cats.
Kayden Morgan
One of my favorites
Joshua Morris
Mr. Martin about to personally put those visitors in Hell
Henry Wright
Wholesome quads
Alexander Bennett
how come this dude cant write anything mildly understandable?
Liam Fisher
this is like a barely functioning autist trying to tell a story , holy shit.
Juan Long
>piritual taser in his bum bum
where do I leanr such poetry
Matthew Scott
I should try this move - write a fucking paragraph in dry erase on the window
John Phillips
Does he mean he's going to punch someone or is "chop knuckle" something else I'm not getting?
Logan Morris
>why /ss/ is so popular
You mean why child abuse is so prevalent?
Carson Gonzalez
>Can this guy seriously not understand the magnitude of holding a supercomputer networked to the entire world information and cultural library in the palm of your hand?
And imagine using that just for breads and circuses.
Elijah Hill
Broda about to get squashed
William Harris
What did you mean by this?
Isaiah Sanders
>t.boomer
Jaxson Robinson
bump?
Adam Edwards
"Pay up" if I remember right, as in he'll demand a big dowry.
Austin Morgan
It definitely gives it some sort of charm
Mason Ortiz
same energy
Aaron Lopez
>more people to nicotin than tobacco ever did
CITATION. FUCKING. NEEDED.
Aiden Thompson
Why are boomers so hateful towards their wives?
Andrew Miller
>kid doesn't have a Juul
I expected better.
Robert Hall
>a huge industry built around anti-tobacco activism
you do know that they get a flat cut of profits from tobacco companies and are effectively run by them, right?
Christopher Walker
I can't beleive they stole a joke from king of the hill.
Lucas White
>names and flavours that are clearly marked(sic) for kids.
Yeah, because adults hate flavours, I know my favourite treat is to put a bunch of ash in my mouth and suck on it. And those dumb names are because the people running vape businesses are hipsters and silicon valley douchebags, it's not some nefarious conspiracy.
>Before monster culture set in, it was considered bad parenting to let your kid drink caffeine
The century-long undisputed status of cola as the world's most popular soft drink disagrees with you.
>Vaping on the other hand, is so bad...
youtube.com
No it isn't, stop running your mouth off about shit you clearly know nothing about you pointless, puritan fuckhead.
Aiden Roberts
It means to fist bump.
Nicholas Thompson
Most of them married out of desperation at a young age.
Jackson White
NIGGERS MAD
Brayden Bailey
it literally isn't. It was never "a method of quitting" anywhere else than in its own advertising.
Aaron King
I like how anyone lighter than a medium brown starts becoming fucking yellow.
Nicholas Bailey
literally me
Blake Torres
Eat a punch. I suppose like a knuckle sandwich
Jacob Rodriguez
>why are niggers degenerate?
user...
Gavin Scott
ban videogames in nigeria RIGHT NOW
James Flores
DESTROYED
Ian Rogers
It is scratched.
Nathan Rodriguez
Is that why they complain so much about the newer generations waiting so long to get married?
Samuel Adams
Are they siblings?
Cooper Young
Yes of course, they married fast because they were promised it would end the world if they didn't, it was how they were raised
Henry Collins
> the dog owner died of a heart attack while walking his pet and the dog drag the body all the way back to the house
This is hilarious
Grayson Wood
And some Jewish are pretty doctors.
youtube.com
Christopher Moore
Bentley Rivera
Why does the kid have an anchor tattoo? Is he a sailor of some sort?
Cooper Nguyen
o fuck I'm using this.
Jose Reed
no joke, fucker
that shit DOES happen, people think they have that seat in their NAME at churches,
Mason Miller
>I never lose weight
William Nelson
Why is noone commenting on that guys body, fucking lol
Tyler Wood
There's nothing mixed about this. The Father wants his son to be prosperous like himself, The Son wants to break the mold of the father, and seek his own destiny. In the end, they are both selfish, but neither is represented as good or bad.
It's a perfectly common struggle in the Father-Son diynamic.
Ayden Robinson
Can someone tell me why they always say "O" in these comics? What does it mean?
Elijah Jenkins
Sure, ok, stay there and debate while she holds the fucking knife, woke guy.
Tackle the bitch, save the human life right in front of you, and THEN lecture intolerant and ignorant people about mental health!
Fuck, if you're that imtetrested in defending her, then save the kid for the sake of saving the kid plus for the sake of saving her from jail. Maybe that's a good idea?
The comic is bad, is what I'm saying.
Anthony Reed
>the weights are his hands
Hunter Rodriguez
forgive everyone, even yourself
Levi Carter
LET'S ROCK
GAN FLAME
GAN FLAME
VOLCANIC VIPAH
Mason Martinez
because sex outside of marriage, and divorce, are extremely immoral.
Cooper Thompson
Was this guy part of Ruber's army or something? He's got dumbbells for hands and scissors for legs.
Benjamin Reed
So this is just an exact copy of another, better comic
Brayden Cox
They still drink
Chase Hughes
Boomers are such nerds.
David Walker
Wow, that's deep
Cooper Gonzalez
Can't get more boomer than kelly
Cooper Scott
Kelly is the biggest cuck on the planet.
Michael Ortiz
Nolan Cooper
>bomblo
>skubidoo
I died.
Nicholas Barnes
Benjamin Moore
Jace Cooper
education is important, but without money theres not much.
Nathaniel Jackson
It's satire
Michael Hernandez
I feel older by just reading all this cartoons
Ethan Morales
...Wait a second, is this Loss?
Caleb Morris
I'm full of impotent rage.
Alexander Hill
yes goyim, pay back the $70,000 you owe on the $10,000 loan your boomer parents pressured you into taking out at age 17. They paid their own way through college with the money they earned working in their parent's factory, what's your problem
Elijah Russell
Also be sure to buy lots of goods and do your part to stimulate the economy. But don't buy the wrong things that we don't like.
Joseph Ward
It's actually pretty wholesome. Gags like these make me sad that "boomer comic" no longer implies something like this.
Ethan Cox
Unironic Kelly is not satire.
Gabriel Cox
lol
Charles Mitchell
I like it when boomers criticize teenagers for not wanting to die in war.
Nathaniel Garcia
Why is this funny? I'm just turned on
Jose Gutierrez
Juan Brown
Handing ready-made surveillance devices to your entire population and having them pay you for the privilege is pretty handy
Charles Anderson
Gabriel Nguyen
What, Goyim? Your teacher worked hard to write that textbook, of course it's worth 175 dollars. Be sure to purchase the markers you inexplicably suddenly need too. I know they're 30 dollars at the college bookstore and 4 dollars at the walmart, but you don't have time to drive to Walmart. You don't want to fail the class, do you?
Jaxson Richardson
>Try to acquire riches
>Battle evil forces
What did he mean by this
Brandon Davis
Life.
Angel Foster
Tyler Garcia
smoothbrain
Juan Garcia
>Not a water edit
Parker Wright
It's not just your rage that's impotent, cuck.
Gabriel Wood
look at his position
he's bout to slam the shit out of her
>tfw woke and going for broke
save a life king ;-;7
Noah Cox
brazil in one comic
Wyatt Thomas
Seriously though. I don't watch TV generally but when I was travelling I watched Toonami in a hotel room, and it was NOTHING but anti-tobacco ads.
Gabriel Martin
Okay, this one made me smirk.
Justin Peterson
I'd like this more if the art style wasn't so bad.
Dylan Bailey
Liam Mitchell
>nicotine
>addictive
Try not being a low WILL mental midget
Juan Cooper
>Americans have this odd tendency to always be cucked by their insurance companies
FTFY
Christopher Anderson
That make perfect sense.
Joseph Ward
>it's not at all clear that vaping is more bad for you than it is good for you
There's plenty of research showing that smoking anything increases the risks for lung cancer. Lungs are meant for air and nothing else
Jaxon Ramirez
How does vaping screw with your lungs? Isn't it essentially just like smoking a waterpipe?
Tyler Cruz
>oxygen feeds fires so breathing is basically like smoking, pass me the dank cloud machine bro
Gabriel Foster
popcorn lung, a disease that used to be so rare before vaping that it was only found in popcorn factory workers
Leo Edwards
lol!
Jordan Fisher
Robbing banks and shooting cops.
Aaron Barnes
>literally dehumanizing children
Kayden Howard
Thanks, Doc.
Juan Martin
I love the facial expression on the nu-male he looks so fucking happy.
I wish I were as happy as him
Cooper Turner
You are fucking right im funny you stupid fucking cunt, tell me my dick tastes good you fucking cunt bitch. im strong and my muscles are big and im very tough and I WILL HIDE BEHIND THE INTERNET. faggot.
Kevin Foster
Nice get
Carson Lee
tfw no crayfish popcorn
Juan Adams
lol!
Kayden Brooks
why is the doctor wearing anime shades?
Thomas Collins
Based Baby
Jonathan Collins
Cameron Young
>Dress is same color as door
Yikes
>Also everyone is hitmonlee
Double yikes
Cameron Rivera
Brap
Carson Peterson
Stigma what?
Isaac Thompson
Man, that kinda stuff turns me on
Dominic Rodriguez
Isaac Ortiz
Go cough somewhere else, smokey.
Joseph Murphy
And be sure to enjoy the complimentary mints.
Jaxon Kelly
Here you go.
Parker Gray
>the good old days when daddy was hiding wartime PTSD and could fly into a rage if not catered to will never return
Jordan Jackson
Incel
Henry Davis
To be fair, children are legally defined as property until they turn 18. Thus why we have custody battles in court.
Nathan Brown
Its wholesome, but he looks smug in the second panel.
Henry Robinson
Colton James
You know what Harold? I'm fucking sick of it. Forty years we've been married and its been forty years of hell. What is wrong with you? You know what a romate it. You're doing this just to wind me up, arn't you Harold? This is just like when you killed and stuffed the cat, Harold, I let that one go because he looks good on the couch but for fucks sake Harold this is going to far, I'm just done, I'm sick of this. I try to be nice and bring you a mug of coffee the size of my head and I find you in here being a child with a bar of chocolate. I want you gone, just take your tiny feet and baby step your ass out of the door Herold you retarded bag of shit for fucks sake.
Blake Reyes
Ryder Thomas
Holy shit.
The good ol' "my life was one misery-filled hell, so yours should too" retort.
Samuel Watson
I need more water posting
Jonathan Morales
two niggas got an education but only one was smart enough to stack it taller and use his money as a balance
John Hall
Standing on crummy water? They should've been standing on Pokemon creatures!
Jayden Evans
Oh no people like things!
What'll we do!
Someone isn't fucking miserable all the fucking time, land sakes!
Seriously what the fuck, 'building models' was an acceptable hobby for grown ass men in the 50s when you'd get rocks tossed at you for wearing anything other than a gray pinstripe suit and smoking cigarettes with dangerous levels of flavor.
Wyatt Miller
Andrew Wright
hey its an actual joke.
Camden Murphy
Yeah, let those 12 year olds smoke!
I can't fuckin believe we're back to "Smoking is good for you!" this world is fucking pointless.
Jace Sanchez
Ironically the surviving greatest genners seem to have a lot of sympathy towards millenials.
Joshua Jones
>'building models' was an acceptable hobby for grown ass men in the 50s
I remember coming across East German-made electric train models that became a fad for adults across eastern bloc. Some people would designate whole room for miniature landscapes with entire looped train network. I wonder at which point in their lives boomers decided that anything even remotely fun is a sign of civilizational decline and rising ungratefulness of the youngsters.
Brody Martinez
You know the government used to prosecute loans clearly designed to fuck people over, people thought it was some kind of a crime to set people up with brutally exploitative interest rates or the idea that the people giving the loan and the businesses benefiting from the loans being given were in collusion to make sure they both got bigger paychecks. Like people working together to defraud their customers coming and going was almost stealing.
Man i wonder what happened.
Tyler Butler
germany + communism is a powerful autism cocktail
Angel James
"Better than cigarettes" doesn't mean "good for you."
Hudson Foster
We had these here in Poland too. Model set in my post comes from someone trying to sell all sorts of crap that likely their parents accumulated over the years.
Connor Bell
Lobbyists
Full bankruptcy cannot clear a student loan debt, and most loaners will require someone to sign who will take your debt if you die. There is no escape.
Austin Flores
The fucking British navy was cool with their sailors building models. You know, the institution that thought raping the shit out of cabin boys and beating them for crying about it built character?
Like the idea that once you hit 18 it's time to be utterly miserable 24/7 has such a fucking grip and it's actually shocking how new it is, America was fucking fine with men having hobbies until this weird post-war psuedo-technocratic scientific family design showed up and attached itself to our national consciousness like a lamprey and while we've rebelled against most of it we're still stuck on the idea that there's a set limit you can live with your family for despite all of human history disagreeing and that enjoying things is a privilege to only be enjoyed by the rich, and even then they should be ashamed about it.
Lucas Adams
>not playing with toys being utterly miserable
Daniel Campbell
>that unicode character looks scary better cut it out without warning
fuck you goot
Jonathan Anderson
God, I wish that was me
Easton Fisher
There's been a lot of unicode abuse on Yea Forums before, but it might have been before your time.
*sips water*
Elijah Bailey
From the fact they guys arrested are dead center and have weirdly specific traits - Probably some Nigerian celebrities that got arrested and refused to give the passwords up for their shit.
Hunter Jackson
and letting the post through without the character instead of just giving you an error is gonna make the site so much safer
Carter Gonzalez
Just read everything in Yoda's voice and it will become clear.
Josiah Torres
lost
Adam Taylor
Remember that period of the internet where boomer humor involved tits a lot? I kinda miss it desu.
Isaiah Long
It is missing the 80s don't take candy from strangers meme.
Grayson Sanchez
Savage.
Jeremiah Jones
*heavy guitar riff starts
Kevin Barnes
That's a Playboy magazine cartoon
Lincoln Hill
>me on the right
Oliver Murphy
She's just having a late term abortion.
Robert Reyes
Nice quints
Thomas Cox
What the fuck is it with boomer comics and big noses and opaque glasses?
Nathan Cruz
This is the only good one that made me crack a smile.
Isaiah Perez
Ebin post.
Nathan Scott
based
Aiden Ward
Dayumnnnnnnnnnnnn
Nathaniel White
Cats eat their young when the mother doesn't have food or the kitten is sickly or for whatever reason.
Humans kill their babies the same way but just rationalize it as the devil made them do it or something.
Infanticide/exposure of newborns is not a new thing but has happened through out the ages and I feel it's more reasonable to assume it's some kind of natural and healthy urge than psychosis.
People make the mistake of thinking normal healthy human behaviour is good and moral when quite often it is most definitely not.
Benjamin Smith
Quints of power.
Jayden Davis
Have you ever seen a boomer?
Ryan Sullivan
Cats eat their own shit sometimes, doesn't mean that humans should
Ryder Rodriguez
Why do he have high heels?
Bentley Gutierrez
I miss the old days before phones. I could sit down with a friend and watch tv or a movie and feel like they were really in the room with me instead of off doing something else fucking around on their phone. I can't really be alone with another person anymore or develop a connection that isn't compromised by the fact that they'd rather be doing something else.
Levi Carter
Justin Wilson
NAWLEDGE
Joseph Hill
Parker Butler
I lost.
Julian Hernandez
They're the most jewish generation.
Dominic Jenkins
everyone trying to copy Gary Larson
Angel Lee
>Can this guy seriously not understand the magnitude of holding a supercomputer networked to the entire world information and cultural library in the palm of your hand?
Can you seriously not understand that all they're going to do with it is play anime tiddy gatcha games and post minions memes on facebook?
Justin Hall
Was the gaping cat anus really necessary?
Chase Morris
dada
this
>*destroys broda with his weight hands*
Dominic Hughes
Shit i post one shitty comic from a Yea Forums ylyl thread and it turns to this? What is with you people?
Logan Parker
>Finally, my own clone
Andrew Brown
Brayden Bell
I SWEAR
He still looks retarded
NO!
kek
BASED
Luke Baker
another
Jackson Phillips
“The World Hunger Crisis Solved”
1. You are hungry
2. Eat food
Caleb Rivera
No, his grandfather raised him right.
Asher Richardson
ugojesse is how i picture wakanda schoolbooks to be like
anyone can hook a bruda with a .cbr?
Hunter Moore
I swear i've seen this same joke before
Jason Garcia
but that's real life
Isaiah Gomez
father i can not click the book
Alexander Rogers
Where's the crying statue of liberty? 0/10
Eli Martin
I think it's supposed to be sucking on a pacifier
Isaac Lewis
It's Nigerian English, the syntax is different. He actually has a degree in humanities from a Nigerian college.
Luis Flores
Steal from jews and kill niggers
Landon Lewis
>children don't drink and smoke anymore
.t retarded teenager
Christian Russell
But teenagers literally know best in this case
Nathaniel Cooper
Based and wholesomepilled
Jacob Murphy
>original braaap posting
Grayson Watson
This entire thread is very, very blessed.
Robert Flores
Tell that to the Germans
Hudson Price
This is so fucking stupid that it's not funny.
Daniel Morales
lol
Brayden Hall
How about not being a dumb fuck and learning a trade? Stupid kids feel obligated to get some kind of degree no matter how worthless it is and then cry when they end up in debt.
Benjamin Martinez
Poetic justice.
Easton James
>vaping is now addicting more people to nicotin than tobacco ever did
you are aware there were like 12 year old street-urchins smoking or sharing their cigarrettes or pipes back in the 19th century... like as a common-place-thing.
Nathan Myers
Or not having the opportunity to fight and that's somehow a good thing.
Ryder Wright
That's because jews sold the boomer generation on the idea that their kids are an investment that will make them double whent hey retire and if they are to stupid for that then they make good slaves for house and yard work.
Tyler Butler
Thicc moms are my weakness
Easton Kelly
Jessica Yaniv.jpg
Jordan Howard
*shots fucking fired*
Isaac Myers
This fat kid kinda looks like Jonah Hill as a cartoon.
Joshua Baker
>We fought wars and worked our fingers to the bone doing back breaking work so that our children could have an easier life, and live in a world in which they didn't have to fight wars, break their backs, or work their fingers to the bone.
>Wtf, why aren't our children fighting wars, breaking their backs, and working their fingers to the bone? They have such an easy life.
Elijah Turner
Jeremiah King
HOW DARE HIM!!! TAKE ME TO HIM NOW!
Eli Richardson
Justin Perry
>That smug ass face
I can't help but love it
Liam Bell
Who wants some boomer editorial cartoons from New Mexico? Choose a year between 75 and 99, then a month
Cameron Watson
>that makes it okay
Faggot, please!
Adam Jackson
February, 99
Mason Lee
show me his very latest/last comic
Grayson Lewis
Hunter Collins
I don't get it
Camden Brown
Chase Howard
Both sides exploit mass shootings
Camden Ortiz
Hudson Gomez
Bentley Lewis
Xavier Sullivan
Charles Lopez
Jaxson Bailey
Benjamin Allen
Dylan Howard
Josiah Flores
Austin Moore
Michael Murphy
Charles Campbell
Jeremiah Cooper
Nigga needs to pop his space cherry.
Ryan Cruz
Gabriel Reed
Adrian Perry
Liam Clark
Luis Watson
Kayden Hernandez
Christopher Sanders
Sideshow Bob is that you?
Daniel Watson
Justin Sanders
Logan Morgan
Thank you for your efforts truteal
Blake Perry
Buck's Fuck and suck?
Zachary Cook
This makes it all worthwhile
Another year between '75 and '99, Another month
Alexander Butler
>tfw I'm old enough to remember this episode of Married With Children
Logan Perry
Dylan Ortiz
First you have to ask "where da' hood at?"
Asher James
Where the good comics at?
Hudson Gonzalez
lol his wife is going to die
Isaiah Nelson
He kill wife
Elijah Sullivan
Benjamin Johnson
Aaron Scott
Haw.
Aaron Butler
Boomers take a fat shit on "Millenial Memes" but their jokes boil down to
>LOL HE KILL WIFE XD
Connor Morris
Charles Howard
My grandparents still have that exact footstool.
Evan Perry
>crustaceans
This is why i'll never eat those beef or chicken "flavoured" Ichiban cup-of-MSG noodle things ever again.
Dominic Long
Robert Martinez
>used bank card to buy a big box of lego for first time in a decode
>get home and get ads for lego
I mean, I know they have all those ad algorithms and stuff but they're more aggressive than I would have ever guessed.
Wyatt Wilson
>then
some guy's kid loves legos
>now
stamper now lives here and his roommate loves legos
Oliver Adams
Wheres the punch line?
Cameron Jackson
>stamper now lives here and his roommate loves legos
Kevin Bennett
They got married to other boomers
Joseph Gray
yep
Ryan Torres
yeah seriously it's just one glass
Julian Torres
yes
Benjamin Carter
niccce
Landon Barnes
what's this "water" meme thing?
Jason Diaz
I cannot breathe for my vigorous laughter.
Dominic Gray
Jackson Garcia
Chop is a slang term in pigeon English which means to pay a bribe as in "chop dey police" to bribe the police it evolved to also mean eating for some reason a popular saying I have heard is "chop time no friend" which means during a meal you should aim to only please yourself by eating the best parts and not care about anyone else
Liam Cooper
I wish I was better at drawing so I could edit this with the kid running in holding a toy gun, and then the adult version with a real gun
then a 3rd panel of him killing his family
Elijah Lewis
Dominic Cruz
>no Chuck Asay
He's the boomerest boomer who ever boomered
Gavin Carter
Lucas Moore
>I'm not a nazi, this "88" tattoo represents my love for the Back to the Future franchise.
Keep trying, someday someone will believe you.
Colton Rogers
Remember when Obama said this? Man, those were some wacky times.
David James
An actual member of the Aryan Brotherhood would completely demolish an infinite number of antifa trannies.
Wyatt Hughes
This would be easier to believe if I hadn't seen Reichweenies crying to the media after getting milkshaked.
Jack Hughes
The Aryan brotherhood is a bit different since they’re just a subhuman prison gang. Always pathetic to see the faggot antifas try to prove their machismo on Yea Forums
Brody Evans
Don't worry user. I'm sure Big Daddy Trump will ban those mean antifa bullies for you
Isaac Turner
*ship horn*
Nicholas Reyes
>So TV sets are just for porn, huh?
Yes.
Nathan Turner
Not sure if Narcotics Anonymous Speakers tapes quote or Ayn Rand philosophy.
Christopher Johnson
Robin looks concerned. Concerned and hesitant.
Jason Nguyen
>still being in the house after seeing the inside of it
Nathan Mitchell
F is for family
Hunter Russell
Yeah no. Both sides are limb wristed bitches with no balls to do anything.
Gabriel Bell
Good thread
Eli Gonzalez
in america homeless people have smarphones. it's not like they all need iphone 10s
Lincoln Baker
Man these newspaper strips got some nice plump ladies.