Alright, waifu thread.
>Post waifus
>Claim waifus
>Talk shit about other people's waifus
>Obsess over your own waifu
Alright, waifu thread
Lucas Baker
Other urls found in this thread:
desuarchive.org
imgur.com
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Christian Edwards
Can we post anthro waifus? Those are the best ones. No one can argue otherwise.
Jace Hernandez
No.
Landon Taylor
As long as they're Yea Forums related, why not? Also Yea Forums seems slow as fuck today
Jace Long
Claimed.
>tfw if there is a show it'll make her a generic perfect protagonist, based on the bible
Tyler Lee
What about husbandos?
Kayden Phillips
Oh, the things I would do to Minnie.
Nathaniel Wilson
If its Yea Forums related and not porn, then it isn't against the rules.
Matthew Watson
Luis Cook
can't beat minnie for wholesomeness
Xavier Ortiz
1928: underwear sticks out bottom of skirt
2019: underwear sticks out top of pants
making men think they're one layer closer to pussy than they really are
Asher Gonzalez
yes OP has posted correct answer already so let's just all post our Minnie pics.
Blake Perry
Claimed
Robert Gomez
Hunter Fisher
Claimed.
Liam Williams
can you get a costume that good outside the park?
Levi Martin
Minnie will never be topped for me. The ultimate wife material.
Colton Johnson
Anthony Cruz
Claimed
Justin Howard
how is the bow attached to her head
the means of attachment is obvious in some models
Ayden Hill
All of em
Easton Kelly
I claim Diana, Princess of Themyscira
Connor Green
claimed
Benjamin Allen
I'm claiming this robo bitch
Ryan Cox
>childhood ends
Cooper Walker
William Gray
Good luck guessing who it is
Michael Perry
Nice bike
Owen Gutierrez
Christian Reed
For me, it's Lucy loud
Noah Stewart
inkblot waifus are for the true connoisseur
Jaxon Diaz
May, the Fifth Knight of Eight
Ian Gomez
Jacob Perry
always preserve filenames when saving treasure
Nathan Cruz
i lay claim to starfire.
Isaac Adams
I put my claim down on choco princess
Juan Young
If there isn't an obvious head strap I simply assume it's held in place with a hairclip. For the mascot suit it's more than likely just sewn onto the mascot head.
not unless you comission someone.
Joshua Wright
The majority of my human waifus are live action yes because what is the point usually
Nathaniel Walker
once i saw a picture of a minnie mascot in a deeper blue dress but i can't find it again
Isaiah Reyes
Jordan Gonzalez
I found this, in this old Minnie thread:
desuarchive.org
in which the devoted fan will find:
>Totally Minnie, the 80s TV special, in the form of a youtube link and screenshots
>Yea Forums begins to write Totally Minnie 2 in greentext
>a disgruntled channer failing to dissuade OP from making Minnie threads
>Lots of fan art, official art, and Disney park photos and footage
>Oswald shows up but not as angry-ozzie.jpg
>someone posts bikini Clarabelle and lives
>a parallel thread about a Christian cartoon cat who teaches kids not to commit adultery.
>a few other comfy tangents
bone apple tea, Yea Forums
Jackson Miller
How many of these threads need to be nuked in order for the waifufags to fuck off from Yea Forums?
Easton Collins
>waifufags to fuck off from Yea Forums?
never
Grayson Lewis
>wants waifufags to fuck off
>bumps the thread telling waifufags to fuck off
Aiden Reed
so you like inkblot girls and drink blood?
Angel Long
Claming.
Ayden Reyes
I love Clawdeen Wolf
Christopher Thompson
Is...her tail wrapped around her waist...?
Joseph Gutierrez
Mickey and Minnie only have a tail when in their standard outfits.
When fully dressed in human clothes, no tails.
Brandon Cruz
Get that gay shit outta here its a waifu thread, you want husbandos go to a husbando thread or make your own
Caleb Cook
Beatrice
Easton Bell
Caleb Garcia
Icy heart
Josiah White
>implying you could ever be man enough to compete with Flavio
>homage to Sailor Moon, without being as male gazetacular
I approve
HE JES' KEEPS ROLLIN'
HE JES' KEEPS ROLLIN' ALONG
I don't know why there's this beef with waifu-havers and husbando-wanters, but I for one do not like it.
Nathan Martinez
look it doesn't matter if we have waifus or husbandos, we're all lonely losers at the end of the day.
Jaxon Sullivan
yes, what matters is whether a life-size plush is readily available through standard retail channels, or must be commissioned.
Noah Hill
Love this Scot.
Loneliness is a state of mind.
Benjamin Nguyen
Yes, and?
Jace Watson
The number of times I have considered purchasing a large Minnie plush is considerable
Anthony Fisher
fucking same
Jason Hernandez
That was a fun thread.
imgur.com
Owen Sullivan
I like both.
Gavin Perez
Oh my God, they're FUSING!!
(I kid, I love it.)
Caleb Lopez
need the pasta
Dylan Taylor
claimed
Lincoln Rodriguez
if you find the 40-inch one for a reasonable price, get it. it's good for in-bed teddy-bear-style snuggling, and her bright cheery expression reminds you that mornings are for waking up. The first thing that'll happen is all the stuffing will get squeezed out of her thighs and her legs will get all twisty, though. I got one last year at a CVS, it had a Mickey's Roadster Racers tag on it. I don't know if they'll be back.
Any larger ones, like the gigantic 50-inch one, are big and unwieldly, and the gigantic head looks freaky up-close. The limbs are just as floppy and awkward as the smaller ones, and the hands are too big to hold. These are only good if you're going to put her in a chair, maybe sit next to her on a couch or something, because the legs are attached at fixed positions.
If you're buying them to hump them, I'll warn you that it's easier said than done, with the awkward limb design and cylindrical torso, even if you get the bigger one. You could probably sew a sleeve into her underwear, but it would be far from discrete considering how short her dress is. If you're super-sincere in your inkblot lust or your waifuistic devotion, then I'm sure you'll find a way. But if it's just an experiment for some lonely night, maybe save up a little longer and get a Teddi Babe or something.
and for straight femanons and gay mascanons, I imagine everything I said applies to the Mickey plushes of equal size, and I know you probably expect to have to strap something onto him... but how are you going to make him thrust into you?
Jack Cox
mienne
Daniel Taylor
Who’s the cute muscle girl above Asuka?
Jack James
Dose any one have the pic of th e costume minnie stepping out of the shower I remember that pic from some of the behind scenes pics that were being posted in one of the Disney park threads.