This guy should’ve been fucking locked up

This guy should’ve been fucking locked up.

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Probably. Can’t imagine any of the kids’ parents reacting well to some strange man hitting their kids’ asses.

But a powerful,wealthy and intimidating man was the ‘leader’ of the adult villains and allowed them to act. Makes you think,huh?

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He was at one point, he just used it to his advantage.

He was, twice.

He seemed to be some kind of mercenary, hired to spank naughty cheeldrens. He's said at least once that he would never spank a kid who hadn't done anything.

The worst he did was beat some brats with an open palm. Mr. Boss tried to shoot his employee's children into the vacuum of space.

Do you think any of the teens that developed Daddy issues ever sought him out?

He started spanking the inmates, didn't he?

Why? He did nothing wrong.

>try to get his life back on tracks by helping children.
>they betray him and he gets locked up again.

>Can’t imagine any of the kids’ parents reacting well to some strange man hitting their kids’ asses.

Teachers were once allowed to apply corporal punishment in the parents stead and even applauded for it.

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And that stopped once parents caught on that teachers weren't any smarter than other humans and in many cases couldn't be trusted to not abuse that authority

>And that stopped once parents caught on that teachers weren't any smarter than other humans

>Cared enough to stop corporal punishment
>Didn't care enough to dismantle the entire education system

Hmm... seems contradictory if you ask me.

Yeah and heroin used to be used as cough medicine.

>mercenary
No, nobody pays him

America's education system was fine for it's size--this was back when college was really only for people who wanted it instead of being basically the only way to make more than 200k in 20 years

Spanking a child isn't abuse

Why? Sometimes a kid needs a good old fashion ass whooping. It puts them in their place.

You just had to make this /pol/

You guys are overlooking that fact that he was addicted to it.

Doesn’t mean I want some random guy spanking my kid. That’s a parent’s job.

Sure, but dressing up as a vampire and going around just to spank random children like its a crack addiction, Thats where it gets a little odd.

>Not wanting to slam a few Coca-colas and run a cross-country marathon.

Pussy.

Who isnt

Remember that time he to tried to bake all the kids into cake?

He turned one of the kids into a vampire by spanking them. The only cure was for them to spank him in return (which was hard, being in prison and whatnot). Idk what that episode was a homage/parody of but it was fucking great

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I don't think it was a homage/parody of any particular work, but the whole story is a twist on modern vampire cliches. The whole "stake the original vampire" to break the curse is a very modern taken on the story in order to provide a way out for turned characters without the nastiness of needing to kill everyone. The twist here comes from how spanking is the standin for vampire bites with Spankula, so the reverse reference is like having a them bite the head vampire to break the curse. Which I'm not sure any story has done.

>Grip here firmly in case of frustration.
This has to be fake, why would they give instruction in how to use a stick?

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I meant more of how the episode was framed, where all the kids are locked down in the treehouse hunting for the vampire, which in turn slowly hunts them down and turned them one by one. Plus the entire episode had a red tint to it. Felt like it was aping off some famous movie I can't name because I'm uncultured swine. They also did parodies of The Matrix, Alien, etc

He was.