>Meanwhile... at the Le- Le- Le- Le- Le- Legion of Doom.
Meanwhile... at the Le- Le- Le- Le- Le- Legion of Doom
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John Rodriguez
Gentleman... I'M PREGNANT!
AND ONE OF YOU IS THE FATHER!
Nathaniel Perez
I vote it's Doctor Octopus.
Zachary Foster
Yay! Who is it?
Robert Cox
You can't just vote on who the father is.
If you are both lucky we can sign everyone up for Yea Forums Maury. Speaking of which I am going to be in the audience of that show soon. I want to see if the Mewman Princess and the Disappointment really did fuck each other and had a baby.
Grayson Garcia
Wow, congrats. I mean, I don't know who would ever so much as touch you even as a pity, but 'yay' for you.
Christian Walker
Oh god, it isn't me, is it?
I don't remember having sexual intercourse recently...
Aiden Evans
Don't look at me,i'm a virgin.
Thomas James
Aw, crap...
I can't afford any more child support.
Jeremiah Brooks
Did I root with you or the animal-looking one?
Jacob Evans
Who would even.....
Second
>You can't just vote on who the father is.
Of course you can’t.... it was doc ock though right?
Julian Green
HAH! The furry is going to have a litter of kittens.
Isaiah Rivera
>EFF!
you guys! It's clearly Doctor Octopus. They are both
>EFF!
ing furries. It makes so much sense if ot was him.
See he gets it.
Angel Gutierrez
In retrospect, you are very correct, Marik. Doc Ock is clearly the father. Should we give him the good news Azula?
Jayden Bennett
Why yes, Penguin. We shall.
OI! OCTOPUS MAN! WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
Nicholas Johnson
HELLO BOYS~
Anthony Nelson
>the usual random bullshit again
Folks, before we end up buying another shirt factory in Cuba, I have an anouncement.
Colton Rivera
Oh my God! What the Frick is that thing?!
Connor Lopez
Go on, Lex. I'm all ears.
Isaiah Nelson
What is it?
James Brooks
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT CAT-WOMAN!
Nicholas Nguyen
I sold the rights of the Legion of Doom™ to Disney Corporation™. I, Lex Luthor, am throughout excited for our new evil direction under the most capable direction of Walt Disney's Evil Incorporated™.
Ryan Clark
Well, guess Im removing these eyes.
Lex, shit like this is why nobody respects you.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Ah ah ah, you can't talk shit to me. I'm not your boss anymore. Your new boss is the next Disney-property that posts in this thread. Give him a warm welcome and don't be an idiot.
Grayson Martin
Lex you didn't sell the rights to me.
I'm still mad about you guys burning fown the House of Mouse.
It's still being repaired at this very minute.
Cooper Bell
You're all wrong! It is not Doctor Octopus' child that I am carrying... BUT IT IS SOMEONE WHO HAS POSTED ON THIS THREAD!
Grayson Baker
That's very unfortunate Alexander, because my contract significantly states that my content is owned by TimeWarner. So, my fellow comrades, expect me to start my own Legion. Goodbye, everyone.
Oh, and Lex, tell Disney that we're coming for Winnie-the-Pooh sometime later.
Caleb Brown
You sold the legion.... to a mouse. Why are you in charge again?
No just no
You got a problem with cat-women?
How is ock a furry?
In are defense the deaths were your fault for the lack of fire exits
Charles Brown
Does that mean we can meet Goofy?
Isaac Garcia
Wait a minute... Cheetah claims pregnancy with the obvious expectation of child support at the same time Lex sells all of his assets to Disney while conveniently downplaying Cheetah's announcement... And while these mergers require much legal legwork, Mickey implies it to have been a haste deal, and Cobblepot has expertedly pointed out that it would contractually forbidding...
There are pieces of a puzzle here... But how do they come together...?
Julian Smith
You're a fucking cunt, Luthor.
Adrian Martin
I suspect a sheep is using plants to turn Cheetah horny.
Asher Butler
After the DNA test result
user, you are NOT the father.
Ian Price
It's simple. Legion of Doom is no longer catchy in this new and young generation of villainy. From now on, we shall be known as the House of DOOM.
Liam Sanchez
Heh heh, hey. What are you talkin’ about? None of that going on here.
Keep your mouth shut
Oliver Howard
It obviously means Lex is trying to hide the fact that he's a fucking catlover by selling us all out.
And here I was thinking he was saving himself for Superman.
Slit your throat, Luthor.
Grayson Fisher
is he the nemesis of the wonder twins?
Liam King
This is madness Luthor! We've got booming businesses and we've conquered lands as the Legion, and you're selling us out for what? New blood? You insufferable peasant, you already have new blood being pumped into the Legion. Go fuck the duck you limp dicked faggot!
Liam Myers
Even I think that’s stupid
They’re planning a surprise party?!
Azula you’re boyfriend is here!
Tyler Wood
Shut the FUCK up, Nygma! You're retarded and you don't even know!
Joshua Martin
Okay FINE, we can change the name but we better do it FAST before the end of the day. My marketing suggests House of Doom, the Doom Complex, The Doom Dominion, among other names. I suppose we can throw around a couple of names and then vote. Remember, we are aiming for a young audience of villainy.
And QUICK
Jordan Collins
GET HIM HAND BANANA!
Jacob Gonzalez
Can we be the Puppy Factory?
Jackson Gutierrez
None of you are seeing anybody here today...
Except Officer Hops. She is clearly taking some of you in today.
You do that I will be suing for more than just damages.
I would say the but under contract I am not allowed to swear.
True but no one died. No one really dies in a Disney film... except villains and parents... but no one died in that situation. It's just property damage you guys are being charged with.
Exactly. I'm not buying this dump at all. Who places property at a swamp anyways?
Hudson Cook
Bitch I've been WAY to busy(mostly avoiding Green Gonlin) to stick my dick in anything. What would make you think I'm the father?!
Fuck you.
I'm not suprised.
Hold it! Didn't Kang say something along these lines would happen?!
Where the Hell is Mr. Mind anyway? I miss him...
Dylan Reed
How about "Subsidiary of Sivana and the Monster Society of Evil"?
Nathaniel Scott
Actually, Mr Luthor, I was wanting to ask you if you're aware that, well... I've been looking into this Legion of Doom stuff, and it... seems you're sort of financing an illegal terrorist organization.
Lincoln Phillips
Doom nation? No, stupid. Doomstar? I think that's been taken. The Doom Room? Goddammit, I'm thinking like Ty Lee.
Juan Howard
Doomtopia?
Aaron Myers
Note to self, get more soldiers. I'm not going to have what Kang said about me become true.
Ehhhhhh, too close to a certain move with a certain rabbit.
Hunter Russell
Of course. I mean look at him.
The glasses.
The neckbeard
He's clearly overweight.
Barely takes any baths.
That haircut.
He's clearly a furry.... either that or an otaku.
Colton Long
They’re not that bad when you get to know them bunny lady
How about Super Doom Friends!
I like that name!
Aww he’s playing with the dog!
Hudson Jackson
I like the Doom Complex myself.
Sivana that's just the team you run. I'd assume "Doom" needs to be in the name somewhere.
Of course an Yea Forums tourist like yourself would have experience with neckbeards.
Jace Watson
SCAR WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCKKK
Benjamin Morales
The Black Lodge.
Cooper Wright
Howdy guys. Mom said I can hangout here and I brou-...
What's a furry?
Austin Sanchez
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
Alexander Rodriguez
Yay little goat boy! I missed you! How are you?
He is expressing his true self! You should be happy for him
That’s not very nice mr bug man
Gavin Williams
Ugh. I left because Goblin was fucking everything up. But now that I'm back, I can see his influence certainly stuck around.
Damn this all to Hell. I have better things to do with my time. The Octopus is out!
Connor Lee
>Super Doom Friends!
I like this! The Super Doom Friends bringing terror and war to a city near you!
Michael Kelly
Oh hey there. Hope you've been doing well.
As for all this talk of "furries", ignore it. It's nothing.
Bring some fired fish when you come back around.
Sebastian King
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Take the fucking hint and fuck off to Anyone who actually cares about Yea Forums's quality must report this thread for spamming, ban evading, and avatarfaggotry
Wyatt Bell
I'm assembling a team to steal the world's supply of Lemon's !
Isaiah Scott
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Pay in mind that we'll be stuck with that name for a day or two and we'll have to force the announcer to narrate the "Meanwhile at the" bit again.
Dylan Edwards
I'm doing really well. I brought over some pie for you guys. I hope you don't mind the flavor. It's-
OhMyGosh! Is that Mickey Mouse?!
Grayson Martinez
Remember lads, wonder woman ain't shit
Hudson Peterson
My Diamond wants absolutely nothing to do with me, and my nemesis is gone. I'm going to be crashing here.
And no, that wasn't a request.
Isaiah Young
Aaaaaaaaaaaa-
Jaxon Wright
Pants!
... Do you still have them?
Sebastian Murphy
-aaaaaaagggggg
Alexander Morris
Quite simple, you pilferer of puzzles.
>Batman!
When Cheetah first spoke of her pregnancy she intended to spook the father into admitting his fornication with the feline felon, that kitty has claws. A confession like that would ruin someone obsessed with their public image. Luthor is someone who prides himself with good publicity and has quite the ego. He conveniently mentioned the apparent acquisition of the Legion by Disney. Disney's most famous mascot is a mouse. And a mouse is stereotypically hunted by a cat. And what villain in the legion dresses like a cat, Cheetah!
Now, if you look at your post you can see you capitalized D and C. D-C for DC Comics. The Legion of Doom is owned by DC which in turn is owned by Time-Warner as pointed out by Penguin. What does "DC" also stand for? The District of Columbia! Capital of the United States. After selling the Legion to Disney, Luthor plans on running for president with the sale money. However, if it came to light that he impregnated a super-villain furry with his insidious seed then his nomination would go down the drain. So the true father of this pussycat pregnancy is the Lavish Leader of the Legion, Lex Luthor!
But I know your true intentions, Riddler. You want to steal the Ancient Kalahiri Cheetah statue currently residing in the National Gallery of Art in Washington DC!
Xavier Phillips
Brainiac Im arresting you for indecent exposure
Zachary Lewis
Bentley Edwards
“Plops down on floor”
(Muffled sobbing)
Ethan Howard
Indecent exposure? I'm an artificially intellectually advance bioengineered lifeform. I do not have the biological adaptions necessary to be changed such a crime.
Liam Bailey
>charged
Connor Rivera
then I'm arresting you for acting like a nigger!
Great going, Batman. Case and thread closed. If only more people were like you, and less like that playboy, Lex Luthor, or his likeminded chum, Bruce Wayne
Christian Hughes
If you don't even need them then why are you screeching about wanting them?
Matthew Bennett
Ah my apologize for being late, yes since last meeting things with us have been well. LEX! nice to see you again!
Gabriel Sanders
Well put Batman. Always good to have the world's greatest detective on speed dial.
While that also a legit arrest Officer I was hoping you would also arrest the people that burned the clubhouse down.
Sorry kid. No show today. Busy doing some legal business.
Personally I do like some of these names. Especially the puppy one.
What are you talking about?
What the actual heck Scar?!
OFFICER HOPS!?!?
Josiah Russell
LEX SOLD THE LEGION TO A FUCKING MOUSE!
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
Asher Clark
>then I'm arresting you for acting like a nigger!
I'm from Planet Krypton, not Earth's Nigeria you ignorant little mammal!
NO, you don't understand! These pants are unique and are required for me to achieve my alternate perfect formation.
Adam Lee
...everything... is... just.... no... just no
You all have no idea what I’ve been dealing with behind the scenes...
Josiah Parker
>LEX SOLD THE LEGION TO A FUCKING MOUSE!
>I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
...
Carter Hall
So can we meet Captain Marvel?
Logan Perez
By using my abilities, my dick is TWICE as long as yours!
Isaiah Taylor
Lex!
Isaac Smith
Oh, w.. w... oh, Hello Mr Mouse. I can explain. Completely explain. You see, in rabbit talk, a Neegur is a kind of erm... er...
...I'm fired, aren't I?
Justin Lewis
Pie? Finally some brings something with them! Thank you
I.... That.... Yep I have nothing to add
You got a little something on your nose
Toaster man!
Carful with that word. Batman get rapey around it
Aiden Cook
LISA!!!!!
Jordan Moore
Oliver Morales
Pie? Neato! Just put it down somewhere and we'll get right on it.
As for Mickey, he's busy dealing with a massive clusterfuck courtesy of our dear leader trying to avoid being known as a catlover.
Why is Doc screaming and crying?
Bentley Torres
........ fine.... I'll get Fury to call her over to meet you all.
I would fire you, but you currently considered one of the best Disney ANIMATED films in while. So I'm not going to fire you. But don't expect your tv show or sequel to be in production for a long time.
For the last time... I DIDN'T BUY THE LEGION OF DOOM!
Adrian Brown
Yeah. Like I haven't heard that one before.
Chase Price
On the contrary, he said he didn't, also why is he here.
Hmmm your new
Call me toaster man again and you will be sorry.
So what have you been up to?
Noah Fisher
... because... I’ve been trying to close a breach in the cosmic afterlife... for NINE YEARS! And just when I thought I had finally fixed what Carl had broken so long ago... the Lord of the f(Disney mandated censorship)ing Locusts escapes
Benjamin Peterson
Carl’s being raped, what are you talking about?
Isaac Scott
>So what have you been up to?
Sacrificing souls to His Malevolence, murdering assorted pests and vermin, the works.
Mason King
BELIEVING THE MOUSE'S LIES MAKES YOU UNFIT TO BE HERE MEGAFAGGOT!!!
SHUT UP LIAR!!! YOU BOUGHT ALL THOSE TICKETS TO CAPTAIN MARVEL!!! THE QUARTERING AND GEEKS+GAMERS SAID SO!!!!
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
Michael Kelly
Remember when he first escaped... he got out through a breach, and despite Carl’s current... situation... there is still a gaping hole in the fabric of reality... right in the center of Hell!
Grayson Bailey
These the pants you're looking for?
What's up with this guy?
Jayden King
Oh no! Is that bad?
Justin Rivera
So now these "villains" sold their entire brand to Disney?
Man, what a dumb move, for Disney. It won't even take a few years for this to backfire.
William Price
Wrong Cheetah! I have evidence the father is... Wonder Woman!
Lucas Lopez
Oh.... OK.
Acting like a what?
Oh right. I brought everyone a slice of Butterscotch and Cinnamon Pie.
I hope you all enjoy it.
Also I put on this new look to look more like a bad guy. What do you think?
Alexander Long
Very. There are some beings... that cannot be reasoned with... beings that should stay dead. Carl was among the weakest links... in a horrific eldritch chain. And now... those beasts are returning
Jack Adams
>Also I put on this new look to look more like a bad guy.
I want to try that! Also you look great!
Can friendship fix it?
Deep breaths buddy we’re all your friends here
Anger issues
Hudson Turner
I see.
Can't exactly blame him though, if what I've heard about the guy are true.
Dominic Lee
>Also I put on this new look to look more like a bad guy. What do you think?
You look fucking excellent.
I assume this has something to do with Lex's current insane obsession with DOOOM? Because prior to selling us out to the Mouse, he was busy frothing at the mouth about that.
Liam Carter
Ah, it seems that my transaction has gone through.
Attention, Legion of Doom. I am your new master.
Caleb Ward
Hmmm... perhaps... right now my biggest concern is the Lord of the Locusts, seeing as it is the manifestation of nightmares and thus it evades my sight. It’s certainly possible that Lex may be influenced or... dare I say possessed, by the lord. However as I am unable to detect the lord, there’s no way for me to be sure.
Josiah Bennett
Sucks to be you
DAMN YOU DISNEY
Jayden Allen
How many times do I have to tell you all that I didn't buy the Legion of Doom? I told you guys like... actually I think twice. Anways... STOP TELLING EVERYONE I BOUGHT THE LEGION OF DOOM.
Oliver Stewart
*Tasers him from behind*
Samuel Martin
Fool your powers are useless against the Phoenix Force MWAHAHAHAHA!
Logan Wilson
Ya I’ll keep that in mind. So how does becoming a gun work for you exactly? Do you shrink down or are people just supposed aim like crap?
Cute/10
The only master here is me!
Lady you’re on fire... should we help?
Aaron Ross
You do know who i am right????
Ryan Taylor
>"Cobra La-la-la-la-laaaaw!!! Duke is magically in a coma, Nemesis Enforcer, go finish the job."
Luke Hernandez
You did not, I bought it. It was simple to say that I was a representative of disney.
*Ignores it*
Your technological terror is igsignificant compared to the power of the force.
I shall demonstrate this imediately
*Force chokes the user*
Dylan Peterson
Literally can't be worse than Lex.
Well that's gonna be a problem eventually. But we'll be fine for now, I suspect.
Chase Morgan
Dumb rednecks.
Jason Nguyen
Your puny force is no match for me. Nor will it work against the new master of the legion.
You are a weak fool among weak fools. I have no need to acknowledge your existence any further.
Hudson Reed
To be frank, you don't even own your own company mousey. It's on the public market, y' know? You're just a legendary toon they wanna keep around, mainly as a mascot.
Too bad I wasn't so popular that my company would change Copywrite law to keep me.
Christian Diaz
Alright. So when do we play D&D, so I can be an evil character?
Ian Hall
Well we don't really-Actually, what DO we play around here anyhow?
Either way, yes. Evil characters are absolutely expected no matter the game.
Colton Roberts
So a new recruit has joined the Legion. Listen newbie, I have a task for you.
>Sivana that's just the team you run.
What? Nooooo.
Jaxson King
>doors open wide
MY FELLOW NEFARIOUS EVIL DOERS, I AM BACK FROM MY LATEST ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY THOSE REVOLTING REPTILES!
WHAT DID I MISS?! WHAT INCOMPETENT MORON HAS JOINED THIS TIME?
Nicholas Green
Calm sown there insect, even skeletor doesn't shout as much.
Well now, Vader haven't seen you in ages,how's it been, members of the legion since the 80s yes?
You again, saw you having conversations with starscream lately.
You arrived just in time, lex is lying about the fact he sold the legion!
Owen Hall
You. You are a competent technical mind not obsessed with pants. I have an assignment for you.
Brandon Phillips
You malfunctioning bucket of bolts! it was sold!
Ah, Vader. we meet again, still keeping your helmet shiny I see, and you bought the Legion, funny I was thinking I should've taken leadership since that Luthor was a USELESS leader, but you will do too, atleast you're no Luthor.
But you better not take my skype away from me, I need it to contact Krang!
Jaxon Davis
The earth is out of balance thanks to the macinations of you filthy human specks and that incompetent 'Alpha' Godzilla. It must be restored to proper shape under a competent leader with me as Alpha!
Hunter Perez
You can't tell me what to do after I'm telling someone else what to do! It messes up the power dynamic. What do you want anyway?
>WHAT INCOMPETENT MORON HAS JOINED THIS TIME?
Stop insulting other members, you tin-faced cretin! Also Skype isn't what cool people use anymore!
Jace Brooks
GOOD MORROW LEGION!
YOU WILL NAME MY SON SERPENTOR JR! THIS I COMMAND!
Hello Ghidorah.
Hello Shredder.
VADER! Still suing us?
HELLO MEGATRON! HOW IS YOUR NOT DEAD WIFE?
Lucas Taylor
You are literally an eldritch space alien, Ghidorah. You have as much right to 'shape' this planet as Brainiac has in eating people's pants. Which is to say, none.
Luis Hernandez
Oh... if it's not D&D we are playing then what is it? Is it just as fun?
A task? Wait are we starting the game now?
Oh hi Mr Ghidora. How was your trip to America going?
Aiden Evans
The droid that turns into a gun. I also see your apprentice was right about your sudden lack of grammar.
But do not be mistaken, Megatron. In spite of how the base looks, I have only recently "joined" the Legion. Acquiring it recently has made me a "member", for I shall allow only one to be above me.
I have no need to take away your imitation of our holograms.
Aside from that, there are things to be done. I will not tolerate incompetence like Luthor.
Giant. Mechanical. Battle. Lobsters. Do I make myself clear?
Cooper Martinez
Why do you think I bought this? Was the answer not clear once I announced my acquisition? I have heard you were the work of your planet's greatest military minds. It seems that I was mistaken.
Nathan Ross
You! Don’t badmouth Master Frown or else...
Games? I love games! What do you want to play?
Hello mr snake
You didn’t.... touch that kid we were talking about right mr scientist?
Thomas Green
My dad kicked me off planet to bring balance to a world in need like my kind is supposed to you'll see once Godzilla is finally dealt with it will be a glorious new age.
>yeah because you have such a good track record with that
Fuck off Ichi i'm the boss of this body and i say we're gonna beat Godzilla
>No we share this body we all get a say we could leave any time but you're just too stubborn to admit Godzilla is our superior
You see this people? this is the kind of attitude I have to put up with on a daily basis. At least you can walk away from your siblings.
>helooooo little goat
Hey Asriel Kevin says hi
Cameron Russell
Who wants to play videos games with me?
Liam Myers
All a part of my Master Plan! I, ANNIHILUS! Have clogged ALL the toilets in the Hall of Justice!
Leo Russell
>Giant. Mechanical. Battle. Lobsters.
What the hell kind of request is that? Do you think I just build ridiculous inventions in my spare time? You insult me.
>Wait are we starting the game now?
Uh yes. Though this is more a chance to prove yourself to the Legion. This game involves my nemesis.
>You didn’t.... touch that kid we were talking about right mr scientist?
*Dr* Scientist. And no I did not do that...
Say hi to Sivana!
Anthony Reyes
Since my animated series got scrapped before it began, I've had to resort to all sorts of weird things to pay the rent.
Thomas Bailey
Hello Sivana.
Eli Turner
Are they violent
Hunter Reyes
whats some villainy
William Carter
Hello Kevin!
I would join. But I'm playing this game first.
I don't exactly know but we are getting our first quest right now.
Oooh! A rival! Neat! The first person to fight with my new evil character.... wait should I roll for him first?
Elijah Rivera
Or else? I do have to warn you, toy. I am not suitable for Younglings.
You insult me, for not doing what I say. Do you know what happens to those who insult me?
Jose Brown
Ian Young
Or else? Do note that I am not suitable for Younglings, Toy.
You insult me for not following this simple request. Do you know what happens to those who insult me?
Lucas Davis
LET'S ALL KICK THIS DISABLED CHILD!!!
Christopher Gutierrez
(ignore this one, its a LIE)
Connor Wright
First sensible thing you've said all day.
Sure. And Rose Puartz is Pink Diamond.
Ethan Wright
Two Vaders? One of your mind tricks, I presume.
>Do you know what happens to those who insult me?
I don't care what you do. I'm going to insult you all I like. Your helmet is ridiculous and you look like you're bad at talking to women!
Well, actually...Take this knife and go to (INSERT BILLY BATSON'S ADDRESS HERE) and slit Billy's throat while he's sleeping. You'll get a lot of EXP for this!
Are you a man or a woman?
Kayden Richardson
WHEN THEY STOP BEING INCOMPETENT MORONS!
Hi Serpentor, how goes the battle against GI Joe?
Excellent a decent leader!
OH so evil, next leave their fridge open
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ORANGE MUTANT?!
Bentley Anderson
>My dad kicked me off planet to bring balance to a world in need like my kind is supposed to you'll see once Godzilla is finally dealt with it will be a glorious new age.
I'm fairly certain you'll have most of the global population murdered if you ever win.
Sivana, I highly doubt the goat child will be quite so capable of killing Billy. And last I checked, Billy hardly hesitates when it comes to threats to his life.
Cooper Gomez
*Force chokes Sivan, Raising his body into the air*
I did warn you, Doctor. Only I get to sass.
Carter Moore
I am not a toy mr bucket head
Don’t do it little goat! Mr dr scientist has a weird thing for that little boy you don’t want any part of!
Hi Shredder!
Ian Lee
What? Never seen a superior being before?
Cameron Sanchez
>I'm fairly certain you'll have most of the global population murdered if you ever win.
and this is bad because?
Carter Phillips
Slit a kid's throat? I mean I want my character to be evil but not that evil. That knife also looks a bit too realistic as well.
I think I'll take whatever quests these two have to offer instead.
They seem like a better DM anyways.
Carter Torres
OH this is good!
oh hello Unikitty
GOD DAMN MUTANTS!
>throws an empty can at Jaspers head
Luis Jenkins
(fuck forgot picture)
Charles Mitchell
HELLO LEGO CAT!
HI TO SIVANA!
FOOLS! DO YOU WANT AN ADA CLAIM FILED AGAINST US?!
AWFUL! SOMEHOW THEY KNOW OF OUR PLANS! MY MOST TRUSTED SOLDIER SENIOR DUNCAN TOLD ME IT IS COBRA COMMANDER’S FAULT!
Yes they have, when they looked at me!
Woah, woah, go easy on me. I wasn’t here earlier.
Yikes, who hurt you when you were younger?
Asher Clark
TIMMAY
Noah Davis
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID YOU SAY THAT TO VADER SERPENTOR FUCK FUCK FUCK
Landon Long
It doesn't really matter to me, but you'll likely piss off the rest of this lot who want to rule the planet instead.
Smart kid.
Ryan Allen
You aren't thinking big enough. You have to destroy all life in the UNIVERSE.
Isaac Lopez
Serpentor, you've fucked yourself.
Now tell me: Cremation or a proper casket? I'm fine with either, but it's your funeral.
Lucas Fisher
oh gee gosh darn I just remembered I have something to do nice knowing you all BYE!
Kevin Morgan
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS WE SPENT BRINGING HIM BACK?! MOTHER FUCKING HELL NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Robert Mitchell
How dare you?! Serpentor never fucks himself and never dies!
What do you mean? I never died! I only had a dream!
Goodbye Electro!
Jaxson Reyes
If they want to be Alpha they must beat the Alpha
btw does anyone have any ideas on how to beat godzilla?
Woah! Woah! Woah! pal my kind retain the balance not destroy it there's cracking a few eggs and then there's flipping the whole fucking table pal.
Matthew Sullivan
I nearly did it, and nothing happened.
Seems to me like you're just a pussy.
Brandon Sullivan
Then why can the mere presence of my lightsaber melt you? Or why did my daughter wish to purchase you when she was little?
.....
Do you wish to retract that?
Landon Lee
Thats terrible! You really should fire that incompetent Cobra Commander!
CALM DOWN MAN, USE YOUR INDOORS VOICE!
What a loser
WHATS WITH ALL THE BLOODY MUTANTS TODAY?!
Aaron Jones
sounds like you just don't understand the fragile balance of the equilibrium that is nature
Jaxon White
Pretty sure you blew up the planet she was raised on buddy.
And I think your teacher gave her to some politicians.
Well, you certainly cooled off. What happened?
Brandon Jones
Landon Lee
I'm not a mutant you impotent fuckwit. I rule the entire Negative Zone, which gives me access to the entire multiverse!
Get rid of life, and life will eventually spring up.
Some movie about ancient Earth creatures said something about this...
The Negative Zone is lonely...
Elijah Roberts
Your silence speaks of your answer.
Very well.
>Vader proceeds to MAIM AND KILL Serpentor!
Jayden Nguyen
I give this thread the bump!
OF DOOOOOM!!!!!
Joshua Harris
OH MY GOD SERPENTOR IS DEAD! AGAIN!
You know, I think I had some things to do in New York, so I'll be going and doing that now.
>quickly walks out the door
Ryan Baker
What are your thoughts on Human Sacrifice?
Thomas Gonzalez
Pussy.
Caleb Peterson
>btw does anyone have any ideas on how to beat godzilla?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh, wait. You're serious.
Jordan Bailey
I would, but then who would I blame for everyone else’s incompetence?
YES! ELECTRO IS A LOSER! HAHAHAHA
Retract what?! I-
>screams like a testosterone filled 80s action star and dies dramatically
Hudson Bell
Y-yes! Just a dream! It didn’t happen at all!
For fuck’s sake.
OI! GET BACK IN HERE YOU FOOL! HELP ME BRING HIM BACK!
Is that going to help me in my situation right now? Because I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO HEAR EVERYONE’S SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM!
Do you have any idea what this will do to Cobra’s credit? Having our leader die twice because of villain dick measuring contests!
Henry Howard
I thought you liked dicks.
Either way, it’s not like it’s anything new for a Legion member to die and get brought back. How many times has everyone in here died?
Jack Adams
you gem types have no respect for the natural order either we've seen how your colonization projects rape the fragile existence of planets maybe i should call one of my kin to pay homeworld a visit
I'M TRYING DAMMIT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS PUT UPON US? POOR KEVIN CAN BARELY TAKE IT MOST DAYS.
*sad bidididid noises*
Evan Miller
Another fool removed. Do well to not follow his example.
Like you. I must say, necromancy is not a healthy subject to pursue. Especially when the target has made quite an enemy.
It is far more useful to continue business as usual.
Nolan Hall
at least 9
Colton Sullivan
Man, see, this is why you all suck. You keep dying and failing at everything. Except taking over irrelevant places.
Well, n-n-not you Vader! You're c-cool! Awesome! An inspiration to a generation!
Brody Ross
On women. ON! WOMEN! YOU ARSEHOLE!
No offense, but ishn’t necromancy a dark side art? Wouldn’t you want ush to purshue something like that to make us truly get in touch with the Dark Side? Just a question!
Besides, do you really want to make Cobra Commander happy? I thought you hated him.
NOT HELPING, GHIDORAH!
Well, Luthor and I are successful businessmen. And Vader helps run an empire. Ghidorah is also a celebrity.
Angel Allen
Kid you are aware of what I do to insolent human specks such as yourself right?
Connor Ross
Who is this "Cobra Commander"?
Besides, I expect people to die when killed. Do you wish to subvert my expectations?
Ethan Mitchell
Don’t bother with necromancy... the breach in Hell is still open, seeing as nobody has had the common decency to seal it
Now if you excuse me, I’m going to get back to observing your imminent brawl
Blake Butler
You never seem to be able to transfer that "success" into your evil doing. And that monster guy never succeeds!
Maybe, but are you aware of what will happen if you try and harm me? I hear giant turtles like to live near swamps nowadays.
Luis Butler
Jason Smith
You think gamera can save you? *laughs in bidibidibidibidibidi* that scrawny little child molesting shit sure as shit ain't no godzilla
Oliver Barnes
Well im back from collecting more energon and what in cybertron serpentor is dead! Vader why would you do that! That does it, killing an ally of mine is punishable, also its suspected that according to members here, you stole lex's gay porn from the main computers along with other files!
Jaxon Flores
He brought that on himself, that Serpentor. I even gave him a chance to fix his mistake. Do you wish to make a mistake, Megatron?
Adam Jackson
>These the pants you're looking for?
... woof.
Jack Ortiz
Maybe you shouldn't try taking on the literal unstoppable juggernaut of kaiju. Goji is to giant monsters what Superman is to heroes.
Matthew Gomez
But I must. how can I be the alpha if I don't defeat the alpha? We are destined to clash forever I will never stay dead and he will never give up. it is a b battle of wills untill one triumphs forever
Gavin Parker
Since you avatarfagging subhumans refuse to go to /trash/ I'm going to treat this thread as though it was on /trash/ and spam pony porn.
Note to the mods, my behavior is known as scorched earth self moderation and is widely practiced by the denizens of your precious pet board, Yea Forums. Therefore, in your eyes, my actions are absolutely infallible and my demand must be met as soon as possible.
Cameron Taylor
ATTENTION MODS!
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND DELETE THIS SHITTY, RULE BREAKING THREAD!
Levi Thompson
ATTENTION MODS!
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND DELETE THIS SHITTY, RULE BREAKING THREAD!
Dylan Ramirez
ATTENTION MODS!
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND DELETE THIS SHITTY, RULE BREAKING THREAD!
Carson Young
ATTENTION MODS!
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND DELETE THIS SHITTY, RULE BREAKING THREAD!
Julian Cruz
ATTENTION MODS!
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND DELETE THIS SHITTY, RULE BREAKING THREAD!
Blake Ward
imagine being this assblasted at other people's fun
Landon Carter
Ignore him. Lee always does this shit whenever people start having fun on this shithole. I suspect it's in part because he keeps submitting applications for a mod position but is always turned down.
Jackson Watson
I come back here for a minutes and now I find out that we are being banned?
Well fuck.
I guess we're moving right?
Connor Bailey
STARSCREAM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE HORSES IN THE CAGES, WE JUST FINISHED OUR DESTRUCTION ON THAT AWFUL PLACE!
Adam Jones
Pathetic.... You call yourselves villains? I could kill every one of you in an instant.
Angel Bell
hey manta do you know if Godzilla ever deals with aquaman? Perhaps we can have a mutually beneficial alliance?
Anthony Rodriguez
Fool! Do you think Sivana hasn't mastered the ways of the force? I am immune to your wizardry.
Stop this or I'll sue you for slander.
The only superior being here is me.
Curses! Foiled again!
Stop interfering with my plans, fairy.
Yes, hi-oh wait you're dead.
Control your horses. They're showing their tits to everyone!
Liam Robinson
>Stop interfering with my plans, fairy.
But it's just so much fun!
Julian Nelson
So what do you need me to do Miss Airy the Fairy?
Juan Wilson
> bang bang bang
I have eliminated the remaining cartoon horses lord megatron, now i will have permission to be second in command of the decepticons.
Blake Flores
Some of you guys are alright, don't go the Legion of Doom tomorrow, happening thread will never be posted
Leo Parker
Not at all, who would want to subvert expectations like that? Can you imagine a businessman doing that to his allies, or a director doing that to his fanbase?
Also, I need to fire my intern. He told me you and the Commander were enemies.
Anyway, no offense, but I’m bringing him back. At some point. For now I’ll just help the Legion.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I don’t want to fight Vader. I’m actually a fan of everything he’sh done aside from killing my million dollar cloning project.
I will not be shit talked by a green haired kid!
Hello, Doom. Vader killed Serpentor.
You want to see good porn, Vader?
NONONONONO KILL HIM
No, no, no need to be hasty with the horses. I...uh...yeah no need to be hasty.
Hello, Airy.
Julian Rivera
you remind me of another moth wing creature i meant recently
Jonathan Murphy
Oh come on, I was going to take pictu-I mean samples for lab tests.
Dylan Adams
Impossible the scenario is fleshling, we are super powered beings, now I will take a page from ultra humanite and get a little closer
*BANG*
Threat eliminated lord megatron.
Jack Ramirez
hello, i am super.. i mean supanchez and i'd like to join your legion of doom.
John Watson
You're going to make me blow smoke out of my ears like a cartoon character.
How about you get me a glass of water, you worthless brat.
>no need to be hasty
Enough of your fetishes, Destro. Your making everyone feel uncomfortable.
Sorry. The Mexican Legion of Doom meeting was last week.
A lot of loyalty for a living gun.
Isaac Baker
Another meeting? No one told me? Lucky I cam by to raid the fridge and see is any sexy ladies were hanging around.
Eli Davis
Hey, Everyone. Crazy Jane is crying. Let's laugh at her.
Henry Davis
We use the resources of colonized planets to their fullest potential. Nothing is wasted. Sure some species die, but as they say, "Survival of the fittest."
Sure. You seem like a cool guy.
Austin Gutierrez
Nobody invites me to these things either.
AND THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!!!
Henry Watson
I invented Zyklon B.
Samuel Baker
that's exactly the problem you rape the land and take everything for you're unnatural structures and constructs instead in nature where it belongs
Cooper Brooks
What now?
Jackson Carter
Charles Taylor
>109248566
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good work
people kept mixing the followers of set up with that idiot and was giving us a bad reputation
Kayden Robinson
I’d like to see ya try pardner.
Chase Turner
when you fuck up quotes