How can you justify reading superhero comics as an adult?

>not using them for motivation and digging yourself out of NEETdom
You can do it, user!

Are you high? People love comics nowadays.

Shit my 50 something year old dad just bought some jonah hex stuff last week and hes always hated cartoons and comics and stuff.

It's like beer. It's not that you dont like it, it's just you havent found that character/series or whatever that really clicks with you.

How you justify spending money on a sports car as an adult? How can you justify spending money on sports jerseys as an adult? How can you justify spending money on video games as an adult? How can you justify spending money on music as an adult? Nigga they're all just hobbies if you care that much about what people think you can always just live the way they want you to.

Try and stop me, faggot. Also you’re welcome for the billion dollar movies

Did you work on them?

Inspiration, Peter Parker's a broke as shit c list hero who has a thousand reasons to quit superheroing with all the shit he has to deal with both as Petey and as Spidey but he always bucks up and bounces back, shit like that keeps me motivated

>co
Justify to yourself. Why would you spend your money on some shitty, poorly crafted, soulless fanfiction designed for children when you could spend it on something good?
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I quit comics and cartoons long ago, but I still come here to remember why I did so.

>you’re welcome for the billion dollar movies
user, I didn't get any check with the profits. That's the only reason why I should care about capeshit

Why should anyone care what you think?

Why should anyone care what YOU think?

Because I feel like it.

I could never justify reading it as a kid.
A world of Mary Sues tard wrangling the normies who can't do shit.

They are sometimes entertaining.

How can you justify enjoying [hobby] as an adult?

I like them

I like some.
I only waste money on good ones.

Because I save over 60% of my paycheck, live on 30-35k total expenses a year and can spend my fucking 6 figure salary on whatever the fuck I want. Whether that's women, guns, comics, drugs or ladyboy hookers doesn't matter it's my business cunt.

How can you justify being on here op?

>hobby
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A HOBBY, Yea Forums?

WHORING!

IT'S A MANLY, HEALTHY HOBBY BUT SOCIETY WILL NEVER ACCEPT IT

NOW THAT IS UNFAIR

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>reading
You can't. But looking at pictures of hot girls in tight latex is acceptable.

I'm only here for mmo threads

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>spend your money
?

Like a car? People want me to drive but I cannot justify a big toy

Because I am an adult and the only justification I need to do things like read comics is that I enjoy doing it.

Whoring is not a hobby, it's a career that you can make up to 163'000 dollars a year doing. If you're doing it as a hobby then you're an idiot

it's more realistic than real life news?

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It is a hobby for the client.

Because it makes me happy to read them?

Based, Spideypilled and /fit/pilled.

How often did mommy lock you in the closet growing up? Quite a bit, I'm reckoning

Have you gone nuts yet, user?

They shouldn't desu. But I should care about what I think, shouldn't I?

I sherked meeting the standards of those around me when I was in school. Now we just have to wait until Andrew Yang is president so I can pay a tutor to learn calligraphy and latin. You still have screaming giants in your mind criticizing everything you do?

It's probably better. I don't socialize much. In fact I'm almost certain John Mayer was on to something when he said there's no such thing as the real world.

NPC memes going to be a big deal in 8 years when children grow up and they learn you actually have to pay money to have sex(((safely))).

If you had the abilities he has, would you have all those problems?

any problem officer?

I don't care about the opinions of Anons on Yea Forums and I read things I enjoy

You sound ridiculously insecure about your hobbies.

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>Justify to yourself. Why would you spend your money on some shitty, poorly crafted, soulless fanfiction designed for children when you could spend it on something good?
I don't spend money on it. readcomiconline, user.

Absolutely based, imagine "paying" for this

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This except I have 2 jobs and friends.

You literally asked people to justify themselves, galaxy brain.

I just like superheroes and crazy stories and I like how based Grant Morrison elevated superheroes into mythological gods on earth in his JLA run

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Without comic readers they wouldn’t have the business they have today

>It's like beer
Best way to put it.
You have your
>$income
>-subtract your expenses
>Option (but investments)
>Subtract daily food and water
=Recreational/hobbies

As long as your recreation or hobbies don't affect your expenses or living situation, people should mind their business!

>income
Capefags are all NEETs, user.

why aren't you eating my shit, op?