Watching Aladdin right now

Watching Aladdin right now

I'm seven minutes in, at what point does it start being good ?

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None of the main actors are even arab, only berbers and iranians and one anglo-indian

Why aren't sjws screaming about this like they did for avatar and dragonball ? Or is it that for them every brown people are the same ?

When you stop and just go watch the original.

Never

I'm at the part where the genie appears now

The kind of people who would get mad about it are dumb as shit when it comes to middle eastern ethnicities.

>at what point does Disney live action get good
never

Arabs are just jews but more brown

When the credits started, I remember feeling pretty good about it.

All I see is Will Smith, no genie here.

Never.
I put it on (watchcartoononline huehue) and skipped ahead to the middle just to see how it was.

Got to the scene where Genie is in the desert with Aladin and made him a prince. I will say... Will Smith doesn't seem too terrible as a genie. A little less lively than I thought he would/should be but still. Honestly the CG abu and Rug didn't bug me.
Aladdin was shitty and blander than bland. Like eating fucking rice paper.

But then the scene went to Prince Ali and the song. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
It's got no soul.
Usually people yell "no soul" on Yea Forums about bland and shitty things, which is true, but this has to be the picture of it.
The bombastic nature of the song, the cg they had available to them, the budget this movie had, Will fucking Smith's energy he has available, his ability to do shit as the genie...
And the whole fucking song is trite, and it literally, without hyperbole, looks more like someone propped up a few cameras around a Disney Parade in India and left it at that.
It is soooooooooo fucking -SOULLESS- I had to turn off the video in disgust.

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Yep. Literally the soul/soulless meme. With a tacked on Jasmine song.

Haven't watched Lion King yet. I'll eventually download it and give it a go. Expect it to be disgusting though.

>Jafar doesn't sing
>Jafar doesn't get in a mad frenzy and make puns
>Jafar doesn't turn into a giant serpent

Ruined

It doesn't

Nope

Just watch the animated one.

never. you'd get more entertaining results staring at statues. although that's what you're already doing.

Because they literally can't tell the difference.

>Why aren't sjws screaming about this
If SJWs didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any at all.

Aren't they admitting their own racism then?

DEEEEEEEEEE
JAAAAAAYYY
KHALED

>The bad
Basically everything original to the movie, surprise surprise that is basically only the jasmins parts amount to two retarded songs, the second of which is just her yelling about no being silenced before she is silenced.
>The okay
Pretty much everything else, its a solid 7.2/10
>The good
Basically just Will's first song. Redone Arabian knights was based but Friend Like Me and Prince Ali are steps down.

Pathetic white racists crying again