Why is it so horrible?!
Lion King 2019
Cooper Hill
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Ethan Phillips
It's not horrible on it's own,it's pretty decent. It's just that the original is so much better in every way.
Brayden Harris
If its horrible the why is it almost out selling Frozen?
Zachary Gutierrez
thats really sad if its outselling frozen, original was better
Ian Morris
Jason Price
what is this gif even trying to say
Ethan Hill
>Furries seething because they can't jerk it to their waifus/husbandos
Hudson Myers
good old china
Mason Price
no user, the concerning thing is that some actually can
Kevin Morris
Overpopulations
My older brother is 30 and already have 3 kids
My other older brother is 27 and already have 1 kid
You bring those kids to theaters = Money
Dominic Foster
Well seeing how your brothers are obviously bad parents it's up to you to do the beatings.
Landon Long
Because you have shit taste. Good thing you're a fraction of a minority
Sebastian Rogers
Fpbp
Jaxon Taylor
Late stage capitalism. Commercial media is no longer a place to go for art.
Ignore Spider-Verse that was an anomaly but its sequels will likely be right back on track.
Joseph Foster
We can only hope the public eventually grows tired of remakes/adaptations and we get a 2020s equivalent of New Hollywood.
Thomas Collins
Lions are dumb.
Nathaniel Ross
Dumb but adorable.
Aaron Sullivan
It's redundant and the musical sequences are boring as fuck.
Nathaniel Sullivan
I didn't see it but I have had friends who saw it confirm that it IS straight up the exact same story scene for scene just in a live action visual style instead of the cartoon style.
That just blows my mind that there is apparently NO variance. Even the other recent re-adaptations have changed things some to make it their own. Like Jungle Book had the kid be all about his inventive ideas and the elephants were this noble almost deus ex entities instead of a military parade.
Cameron Miller
I like how he goes "oh fuck" as he notices the ground's gone beneath his paw, it's almost a human reaction
Landon Ward
and you are a virgin posting on a korean slideshow board. sad!
Dylan Morris
>Marriage
Enjoy your short lived happiness.
Its all fund and games until your kids is grown and your wife cheating on you
Cooper Gonzalez
Except when they learn.
Ayden Torres
Frozen made its money on the merch, to the point where it's its own franchise separate from the Disney princesses, what's the The Lion King going to sell toys and pictures of, literal lions? It's just a box office success and nothing more.
Michael Hall
enjoy being forever alone incel.
Caleb Hall
I am.
If im horny i just hire a medium to high class prostitute.
Adrian Martinez
>implying you have the money to hire one
Joshua James
Gabriel Wright
I have. Thats the benefits of being alone
Ayden Lee
until you hit 60.
Chase Watson
>people who don't want sex
>incel
lmao retards don't even know the words they spam anymore
Brody Clark
>noononononono you MUST fit my narrative! STOP NOT BEING THIS AND THAT!
mental breakdowns like this is how the USA have like 1 shooting a months, it's not the guns, ti's the fanatics with no spine
John Powell
>Living until 60
Lol
Andrew Bell
why are you so sensitive anons? Am I hitting a nerve here?
Matthew Evans
Ensures that only studios with the resources to create photorealistic CGI will win Best Animated with soulless bullshit.
Brayden Sanders
Remember those movies where they use cgi to make a real dog's mouth move ? That's exactly it
Caleb Baker
>dat feel when lioness gf
Joshua Ross
Underrated post. If someone made more frames for the deepfake to latch onto and did that for the entire movie, that'd fix most of all the visual problems that movie has.
Landon Campbell
They aren't capable of same level thinking, user. How could you ever have a meaningful relationship with a she-beast?
Gabriel Scott
It didn't do anything that wasn't already the same or done better in the cartoon version.
Colton Bailey
I would walk up to her and slide my dick right in her pussy.
Christian Ortiz
>what's the The Lion King going to sell toys and pictures of, literal lions?
Pic related. Not official Disney merch, but still
Hudson Jackson
They sell toys of the classic designs.
People are feeling nostalgic after watching the film and the lion king is relevant again.
Jack Brown
This.
The problem is not that the movie went photorealistic, unlike what
Seems to imply. That is merely a symptom of the real problem. The real problem here is that this new version is literally just a less good imitation of the original. At its best points it rises to be as good, but it never surpasses the original in any way. There is literally no reason to see it and all it does is make you realize how much better the original is in comparison.
If it was on its own, without the original, it would be totally adequate. Not amazing but not bad. Compared to the original, particularly by people with nostalgia goggles, it looks like total crap.