Mike is the protagonist of the last show you watched. What happens?
Mike is the protagonist of the last show you watched. What happens?
I guess he gets shot by the GCPD at best, abducted, tortured then killed by most villians at worst.
Nah, he beats the shit out of Joker.
>Diamond is Unbreakable
Would be fun seeing how the gang go about finding and defeating Kira. I could also see Pigeon sympathising with him.
>American Dad
I honestly don't think much would change if you replaced Stan with Mike.
He prevents the Diamonds from colonizong Earth with his breaking point AKA: his big black cock.
He also develops macrophilia on the long run.
Based.
So he is part of "The Boys?"
I'm not really sure how Mike Tyson's Code Lyoko might work, but I'm intrigued...
>Hey Marcus, where are we?
>Well I'm not sure, Micheal, I wasn't the one driving...but it looks like some sort of...clown? Warehouse? Factory?
>Aww man, I hate clowns. If I, If I see a clown I'm gonna get scared and when I get scared I punch stuff, it's like, my training, my instinct
>Yeah, and MY instinct is to get the hell out of here before I end up gettin' it up the ass from John Wayne Gacy. Hey but I bet you'd like that eh, Marquis?
>Pigeon!
>Hey dad, look at this! All these balloons have been filled with some kind of deadly laughing gas. Shh, someone's coming!
>So I says to the guy I says, now THAT'S funn-hey who the hell-?
>OH SHIT MARCUS IT'S A CLOWN I'M SCARED
>*WHAM*
>OH SHIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN, WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE GO GO GO
>But dad I think he was up to some-
>JUST GET IN THE VAN SWEETY DADDY'S NOT GOIN' TO JAIL TODAY
>*van drives away as the hideout goes up in flames*
>horn fanfare
My god, that was basically a script for an actual episode. He just needs to burn down the batcave as well or have an Arkham breakout and we're there.
Mike Tyson alone tries to anchor the national nightly news. He's trying to solve the mystery of where the reporters went.
Beautiful
I don't think he'd take as much of Scorpius' shit as Crichton does.
Farscape is Yea Forums adjacent so I'm counting it.
Start the episode with some random deezy shit
Have them go to gotham and meet with someone at Arkham about Joker's breakout
Mike accidentally causes a jailbreak fiddling with computers because he's bored
They leave without saying anything and go for ice cream
Mike gets lost and they just randomly wind up at Joker's hideout
Then Bam, episode done.
>Squidbillies
Oh boy...
>Arrow
Hmmmm...
The mystery of the infinity train is solved in one episode because Mike somehow punched the bad guys already
He inplugs Zana and Ailita is stuck in Code Lyoko
Mike Tyson is now the toughest man in Letterkenny
mike Tyson is now spiderman
He's now the protagonist of King of the Hill.
>Dale trying to kill Pigeon
>Pigeon telling Bill to killhimself
>Marcus hitting on Boomhaur
>Conny being friends with Tyson's daughter
>Bobby and Joseph being weird to Tyson's daughter
>beast wars
He beats the shit out of everybody, befriends ratttrap and dinobot.
Infinity Train. He punches out the robots and any puzzles. He probably ends up accidentally derailing the magic train much to everyone's panic and walking it off
I'm also realizing there's the episode where Yung goes undercover at that boarding school. You could probably build something Code Lyoko related from that.
I haven't watched a show in so long that I can't remember what I last watched.
Kek
>Peggy really wants to solve mysteries to feel important but just screws up and annoys everyone.
Dragonball Kai: He beast Frieza in less than ten minutes
>Dale and Lucky solve all the cases and spoil it.
>American Dad
>Mike lives in a bunkbed in Steve's room and solves mysteries with Wheels and the Leg Man
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
>Mike Tyson: The Brave and the Bold
>Mike Tyson on Brave and the Bold
Kamen Rider Hibiki- Mike Tyson punches all the monsters to death and ends the show on episode 3
>spectacular spider-man
Mike fails high school? And punches people
>You know I can sorta sympathizes with the guy. I mean we've all got a fetish. me, I'm into a lot of things, boob Play, anal, masturbation, group masturbation, bondage, a bit of gagging, some water sports, girl on girl, girl on girl with strap-on, upskirt, voyeurism, size comparisons, rimming, phone sex, older woman - younger man, older man -younger woman, some incest, JOI, interracial and cuckholding, mind you from sleeping with someone else's wife.
>Now I'm not saying I'd kill someone else to help me get off on my fetish but I can understand the guy doing it. If it was me I'd just get some molds and make models of the hand, maybe use em to make it seem like someone else is jacking me off
Mike Tyson is way too good for Batman Stories.
>Superjail
He fights his way out
>TDI
He gets voted off early for being crazy like Eva.
Or Chef's stand-in.
crap. The Mike Tyson Mysteries season 5 I guess
>Twelve Forever
Maybe Reggie's mom can hire him to solve the mystery of why her daughter's so weird and he somehow ends up on Endless and fucks it up hard.
He proceeds to run out into the endless desolate landscape and keep on running. Ad infinitum.
>Infinity Train
It's pretty much the same show with One-One and Atticus but Mike just punches every obstacle that gets in his way from going home.
Sabrina asks Mike's help defeating the Dark Lord. Mike punches Satan back to hell
That's much better if you read it in pigeon's voice.
>Twelve Forever
fucking hilarity
>Oh, shit. It looks I won the free watch from the middle of the woods camping trip and now I can turn into aliens.
>Michael what in God's name camping trip are you talking about? We were here to solve a mystery.
Same for me and I would love that if it was Mike and his boys taking down heros
Seconded this
>Hilda
He would probably beat the shit out of some characters... (like Frida)
It turns out he was just teleported to the Mojave desert and just ran back to Florida or where ever Mike lives
>Aggretsuko
His first solution is to punch Gon in the face
>My hero academia
I don't want to imagine what he'd do with one for all
Drug for All
>Mike Tyson Mysteries
Holy shit what madness can ensue!?
Don’t remember last show I watched, but last movie I watched was Robocop and that would be badass
>a cooking show on the food network
Oh, I know how this goes down.
Read it in their voices perfectly
This show gets a lot weirder
>The Sopranos
Somebody write a scenario between him and Paulie.
>mike ends up giving all the aliens shitty names
He rapes a woman in 1991
>ENEMY THTAND!
>Invader Zim
I'd hope it would be about Dib trying to join Mike's team
Based