When's the Illumination movie coming out
When's the Illumination movie coming out
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING
When the trailer says so. Can't wait to see Bowser voiced by Adam Sandler!
This summer is going to be...
IN A WORLD
RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES
you had one job
AWK-WAAAAARD
ONE MAN
M stands for mesothelioma
It stands for MAGA
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS, BUT I WANT HIM AND HIS TAMALES DEAD
Make Arnold Gay Again?
*dodges fireball*
THAT'S ONE SPICY MEATBALL
MY FIRE BALLS
great thread guys
You know what they say....
>movies ends with toad telling Mario the Princess is in another castle
>sets it up for a sequel
Is Mario going to actually talk a lot? Has he ever formed full sentences in the games?
He thanked Luigi at the end of Luigi's Mansion 2 Dark Moon
Thanks I will check it out
>>movies ends with toad telling Mario the Princess is in another castle
>>sets it up for a sequel
You know what? I like "fake cliffhanger" endings (like the one for Clone High or Duckman)
This would be a fucking amazing way to end the movie, and they wouldn't even need a sequel, imo.
And even if they did, they could just hand wave the rescue and pick up a new plot, since anyone who has ever played Mario would be able to just infer that whatever happened in the movie played out 8 more times until they finally beat the right Bowser.
2022
THAT
WASA
AWESOME-A
>Has he ever formed full sentences in the games?
Not always in games, but he has in other places.
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He did in the first Mario vs Donkey Kong. It was weird
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There's an industry rumor that Alex Hirsch was directing it but quit because they put actual Minions in it. That would explain his old tweets about a "movie" that he left before he went to Netflix
Really? Other industry rumors say that Nintendo's being pretty strict about what they want from Illumination and are difficult to work with.
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>it but quit because they put actual Minions in it.
Oh come on that would've been funny!
Fuck off, MovieBob.
Hopefully never.
He also had a voice over in a letter of challenge in Mario toadstool tour directed towards the player.
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Sometime in 2022
LIIIIIIIIT
>industry rumor
Sounds more like a junior high school rumor.
The only thing Hirsch directed was the GF pilot episode. And even if he'd directed the whole series, no one would put a tiny fish like him in charge of a huge-deal movie.
Mario's Game Gallery uses Charles Martinet so it technically it's the most he's talked
Why bother? It gonna flop. Just like pikachu.
>ooh you mamma mia dsfgbhihgyhhgbbato
This is the best Mario voice clip.
CREEPER
Post the predicted script. You know which one.
>final battle against Bowser
>"Oh, are we still on for tennis on Thursday? And I just finished remodeling the go-kart track if you want to get the racing league back together."
AWW MAN
>He doesn't know
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Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers with an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who unbeknownst to Mario,is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn, trying to seduce both brothers to squeeze money out of the two).
One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser.
Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (James franco) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Adam Scott) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process
Seth Rogen plays a DEA agent
Terry Crews as King Kong, a rival drug kingpin
Rob Cordry as Bowser Jr
John Lithgow as Bullet 1
Liam Neeson as Bullet 2
Directed by Adam Mckay
still not as bad as Bob Hoskins' only regret
SO WE BACK IN THE MINE
It's suspicious that there hasn't even been an image teaser yet.
Hopefully soon