Woody is hitting that every night

>Woody is hitting that every night

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He's not that kind of toy.
Is TS4 good?

>He's not that kind of toy.

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Pretty sure it's debatable at best if toys have sex in that universe. If they do though, yeah - they totally fuck like rabbits.

It's good enough but absolutely pointless. It's a worse ending than 3, and I can't believe they actually made a theatrical production out of this. Shoulda been a TV movie with a series spinoff or something. Not a great film either but I found myself laughing and not totally hating the experience

Are they ever going to explain why the toys are alive?

That's why they call him woody.

Between some of the pre-release comments and the fact that Forky exists, they were probably tossing around the idea early on. Then realized it was stupid.

Violet Parr used her psychic powers to imbue them with life.

But they'll only stay alive as long as she lives and when she dies so will they.

No really I want that to be the explanation in TS5.

THICC

Very, AND I still have my $10

I'm not telling to waste money, I'm telling you to have at least a drop of willpower and wait for the HQ rip.

Why bother, it's the same shit.

If you wear coke bottle glasses and take them off for the viewing, the sure.

what if he hits her porcelain ass too hard?

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Reminder that Woody canonically fought and roasted a keyblade master and lived

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They already did in Kingdom Hearts 3

How would you rate it's quality as a movie against the undermining of 3's ending?

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sure why not.

How?

>"There's a snake in my boot and a foot in your ass!"
What did they mean by this in a game with Disney characters?

>Ywn marry violet
Why live lads.

Not the user you're responding too, but my feelings on this movie are weird because I enjoyed watching it and thought it was quite good overall but I wish it didn't exist. It feels pretty transparently designed to separate Woody from the cast of the first 3 films and soft-reboot the franchise into a state that can exist in perpetuity.

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If Bo hadn't left when she did, Andy would probably be whacking off all over that thicc ass when he hit puberty.

It's on par or maybe below 2, but that still means B+ quality movie at least.

No, not even remotely.

Hardcore, nonstop pattycake.

What's with the lamp?

Bo is a porcelean figurine lamp rather than a toy

The power of imagination.
If a child believes a toy to be a living being it develops an ego with the persona they imagined it having.

>and, at that moment, I knew I Wasn't going to be Bonnie's toy anymore.
>I want DAT ASSSSS

Woody got a woody

They have sex in a sort of proxy shared imagination state, like when Andy plays with his toys and they can all experience that version of reality he's playing in.

Oh... it has been a while since I saw the first one. I honestly don't remember the lamp.

Toys have hearts.

THICC

That's pretty hot.
So they roleplay a lot?

They need a kid for that, otherwise they'd just play with each other instead of needing a kid to belong to. Obviously most kids aren't going to be doing ERP.

They probably have a really childish and innocent view of romance, Woody is likely getting worked up about the prospect of holding hands or a kiss on the cheek. (he's a 50s toy after all)