ITT: Stupid ideas for events

War of the Wars:
All the War events collide for an Ultra War.

The Anti-Monitor’s mom restarts her plan to use martian-human cosmic supersoldiers to lay siege to the Judges of the Source. Empowered by spreading supervillain philosophy using Legion of Doom HQ-shaped drones to give gifts like a mad scientist Santa Claus, Luthor will unlock the seven energies used to build the first version of the multiverse including the Still Force and the Ultraviolet Spectrum, and in doing so spark a transformation across the multiverse that will collapse Hypertime and make everybody bald.

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Civil War III
America Chavez decides Captain America is a nazi -again- and goes to kill him. The Main Event is just the extended beatdown she gives him, all the tie-ins are just characters staring at the camera to talk about how cool she is.

Again?

Marvel DC crossover where the Lantern Corps come into possession of their corresponding colored Infinity Gem and the Gems fuse with their Lantern entities or whatever

>War of the Rings
The Mandarin Rings are stolen, and scattered around Earth. Many villains begin hunting for the rings, leading to a war over who can get them all first.

Okay, that would suck as an event but I'd definitely read an arc of that.

I have a feeling this is going to happen after Absolute Carnage.

Superhero comics

Year of the Spider, some mysterious force has created a surge of spider totem magic and it has empowered a bunch of different heroes and villains with spider-like powers. Now Peter Parker must master ancient spider magic to regain the spider magic back and save the multiverse

>Sinister Six with spider powers goes after the webhead

Killer Mapp
Everyone finds an app on their smartphones that displays the location of all the world's superheroes in real time.

I just want Marvel to have something akin to Forever Evil that isn’t Axis, where the super villains have to take the role of protagonist to protect the Earth because the big guys are out of commission

Negative Zone's implementation in Civil War.

It just nuked any chance of the pro-Registration stance being even moderately sympathetic

The Spiderverse.

Onslaught comes back and fuses with Apocalypse to form an even stronger mutant that's at a super special Sigma Level, MEGIDDO.

>Days of Swap or Walk a Mile in my Shoes
A science programm goes wrong when Dr Octopus/Doom/Tinkerer or any other techie villian attack. Suddenly all heroes swap the body with their archvillian.

The entire North American continent and all of the heroes and villains on it suddenly disappear. Black Panther must assemble a new team of international Avengers to tackle the threats that emerge in the meantime.
The tie-ins would work by each book starring a foreign superhero related to the book. For instance, Iron Man's tie-in would be about the Crimson Dynamo, Captain America's tie-in would be about Captain Germany, the X-Men tie-ins would be about Captain Britain/Exaclibur and Sunfire...maybe introduce some new heroes while they're at it.

OMD, Inheritors, SpOck, all of spider verse, most of dan slotts ideas. Bendis.

"Whistleblower."
Somebody has leaked all of the Avengers' files to the public, and those files even include some X-Men and FF files that other heroes had shared.
They don't include secret identities, but it lays out all of the secret and shady stuff the superheroes have ever done, like the Illuminati, Armor Wars, the Secret Avengers, House of M, Wolverine's X-Force, how many heroes look the other way about the Punisher, Starfox' sexcapades, as well as the Avengers' personal honest opinions of several prominent government officials and corporations.
At first, everyone thinks that it was a hack, but it eventually becomes clear that somebody who is or was an Avenger is behind the leak. It is established that it has to be a long-standing Avenger, since members who weren't around for long like Ms. Marvel or D-Man only had access to general files on villains and missions, you had to earn the Avengers' trust to have access to everything.
Not sure who the whistleblower would be. Rick Jones would be the red herring suspect.

The Maggia take over the Shi'ar and Kree empire

Marvel's Heroes at War.

Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor have started a Superhero therapy center called "SafeZone". Investigating a distress call, a mass murder has taken place. Special attention is brought to the death of Miles Morales and Sam Alexander. Meanwhile Deadpool and Cable think they saw the other one commit the murders. They fight and they both escape. They're the prime suspects.
It's eventually revealed that Miles lost control of his Venom sting since he missed the Ultimate Universe and ended up using Cables time machine whatever the fuck to go back in time and kill himself to... Idk whatever I'm depressed and didn't think I'd get this far into comics. People seem to like the depression so I'm just gonna milk it.
Also weird interviews with the rest of the MU
Thoughts?

The SCP objects have broken out of confinement and are loose in the DC universe. Whilst some heroes deal with overly hostile monsters like SCP-682, the more powerful mystic heroes try to find a way to stop SCP-2317 from breaking the last chain. During this time as Batman tries to help, he suddenly gets a funny feeling that he is at the Center of Everything that Happens to Him.

Spider-verse 3

>Mojo through all ages
Mojo decides again to use earth to rise his ratings in other unverses.
He creates a Transtime-tower in the middle of america. They start to create time changed pockets over america which can only be deactivated with a red push button in the top room of this tower.
Now heroes have to travel the land, through several time misplaced regions like prehistoric, western or civil war, to get to the tower.
Reason for this to create prehistoric wolverine, civil war spiderman or napoleon captain america.

Land of the Blind
Daredevil is fighting some supervillain who plans to reshape humanity in his image. In the process, the machine scans Matt, and turns everyone on the planet blind. Except Nick Fury, who somehow regains sight in his damaged eye.

Singularity

An Alt universe Kamala loses control of her powers loses control her powers. due to how Kamala's powers work she is stealing mass from and killing her multiversal counterparts. Starring the marvel rising team.

Redo of Emerald Twilight. Hal goes on a killing spree of DC Villains.

Moths to the Flame

Killer Moth takes over the United States and Tower of Babels the League.

>Marvel
Goblinverse

>DC
League of Doom vs Crime Syndicate

It is bad that I like most of these stupid ideas?

>In the end it is revealed that Iron Man's brain was never rebooted and he has been pro-Registration all along, conducting an extremely long and elaborate con to tear down the Avengers' public favor and enforce the next step of Registration: Conscription.

With Shocker and the Sinister Six (Five and Dormmamu) at the helm

Goetia
Solomon Grundy regains his memories, learns magic, and summons all of the demons to the world. Batman has to become Dr. Fate in order to stop him.

What Civil War II should have been about imo.

Secret Empire in-universe retconned Captain America into being a Hydra agent all along, the Captain America running around now is essentially a backup copy.

Sinister six. But this time it's created by mephisto comprised of overpowered villians like Galactus , knull , Thanos etc . Going to torture spiderman on cosmic level.

>Little Trouble in the Big Apple
Denizens of the Microverse reverse engineer Pym Particles and invade New York

Batman is actually powered by a Bat god and there have been Batmen through the ages, all created through the ritual of having their parents die in front of them. Bat Force

>Spot World
Everyone is trapped inside The Spot looking for the real exit, they also learn there is something horrifying within his body too that is no doubt going to cause them trouble.

Battle Royale
Bruce strands every member of the Bat family on an island because reasons and declares the winner will inherit the Batman mantle and his fortune.

>shocker in space
i need this

>Family Feud... War

Earth's heroes discover that they ALL have long-lost siblings that were all stolen from their families by a time-travelling villain who raised them to hate their brothers and sisters and destroy them, counting on the heroes' inherent goodness to try and redeem their wayward relatives rather than fight them, and thus perish by their hands.

Alfred is murdered with Bruce Wayne locked up awaiting trial as the prime suspect. It's up to Harvey Bullock, Renee Montoya (Question), and Edward Nygma to crack the case. Meanwhile, Oracle and Robin are obviously working on everything from behind the scenes.

Two Face, Hush, and Penguin feature prominently. With Joker, Ra's, Clayface, and Jane Doe as tertiary characters.

>League of Doom vs Crime Syndicate
So Forever Evil?

More like Forever Evil 2: Dawn of Snyder

Nah, I'd rather Doom War be an event where Latveria decides to blitzkrieg the rest of the world, starting with a surprise and devastating attack on Wakanda to secure its technological superiority on the rest of the nations, with Black Panther guerilla warfare for taking back his country being the focus of the event's main book as the other heroes have to deal with Latverian armies in other nations.

>The Greatest Game
Kraven decides to hunt Black Panther after making a bet with Bushman.

Meh. 2/10

Ends with random new guy caught in the middle becoming the new, heroic Mandarin

It's made by Arcade, the original name for the app was MurderWorldGo

>War in Heaven
Celestials visit Earth to try out various delicacies but when they come to a disagreement over which foods are better, all hell breaks loose and the heroes must pick a side.

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>Seven Sons of Sceva
Bruce Wayne has been possessed by a demon. Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Azrael, Duke and Luke are on a mission to exorcise it, but are they bad enough dudes to handle Batmagic?

>Bat-tle Royale
Literally Future Diary and Platinum End but with BatGod

add clones to the mix

Plot twist. Winds up being an evil version of Bruce from another dimension.

Thor conquers Earth

>Spider-Man: Wait! How can your gauntlets work?! There isn't any air to vibrate in space!

Like this one a lot. Macguffin quests are usually fun.

616 Norman absorbs the Goblin Force counterpart to the Phoenix Force and it's up to every Spider across the multiverse to stop him before he makes sure there AREN'T any spiders.

Marvel: Earth v Everyone Else

Due to a prophecy that reveals Earth will be the cause of the Universe's ultimate destruction the factions of other races gather together to destroy the planet before the prophecy can be fulfilled. The Guardians are the among a minor few who feel sympathetic towards Earth since they have so many allies there. The Skrulls, Shi'ar, Kree, Chitauri, Xandarians, and every fucking body else launches an all out assault against Earth but when all the mutants, Asgardians, Inhumans, Humans, Atlantians, Heroes and Villains alike gather together they shut that shit down.

Green Goblin persona is actually revealed to be one of Loki's bastard children possessing Norman Osborne due to losing his body centuries ago.

End of X

Using Doom's rule-braking time platform and some Zero Tolerance-style Sentinels, some c-list villain goes back in time to almost immediately after the Celestials left and starts killing all the protohumans that carry the X-gene.

The Avengers and Fantastic Four (who were in another universe), return to 616 to find it to be an advanced utopia without any mutants (and that's bad thing).

The heroes go back in time to stop our c-list villain and his lackeys. He gets eaten by Devil Dinosaur or someshit. Then the heroes return back to a world of mutant terrorism and mutant ethnostates, just as it should be.

Sounds fun especially Spider-powered Spidey villains, but this pretty much already happened with Spider Island

au contraire
theguardian.com/science/2018/jun/27/space-is-full-of-dirty-toxic-grease-scientists-reveal

Already done. They tried just before Secret Wars, when the incursiond were fucking everything up.

Isn't this just Getter Robo?

Maybe not the Maggia, but the idea of Earth super-villains invading and taking over other planets sounds cool.
Superheroes frequently kick the asses of Alien Empires, and since super-villains are usually on equal ground with heroes, it shouldn't be too hard for them to say, defeat the Badoon and take over their territory.

Well I got two more

>Street level Armor Wars set in the PS4 Spiderman-verse
>Will of Iron event that gives IronHeart a chance that not to act like 100% a nigger

I know they'll never cross over again but an event where the DCU and the MCU see each other's movies and compare notes.

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War of living worlds
Ego the living planet decides he is tired of being the only living planet in the universe so he designs a device that can bestow consiousness on planets and stars. The device requires life force of a bilion living beings to function so it creates concious planets by killing entire civilizations. At the same time Galactus feels intense hunger and sets out to destroy the newly concious worlds and any orher planet in his way. The avengers need to protect rhe earth from Ego and galactus even if it means forging an uneasy allience with one of Ego's “children.“

Why doesn't Ego just become Galactus's new herald?

Generation Zap
Any heroes who have ever shared a name switch bodies. If multiple heroes have shared the same name they get shuffled around.

It would be easier to name the ones that aren't fucking stupid at this point.

World of X, mutants leave earth and create their own planet. Part 2 of it is War of Worlds in which we jump to 1000 years and learn that something in the x gene was needed to protect mankind of a sickness like aids because mutants can't get aids for some reason so mankind launches a war against the mutant planet

no one likes the zapping system, pat

Why not Planet X?

That would have been better

House of Trump:

Both Villians and Heroes team up to take down Donald Trump and impeach him of his presidency but when Trump gives /pol/ and /r/the_donald the necessary tools to make thier own heroes an all out war breaks out

Galactus is eating his children plus hes a planet being a herald of Galactus is like being a nazi jew.

Y'know I think the problem here isn't the idea but the "events".
This is actually a really neat idea but if it where an event it would get stupidly tangled as different writers couldn't agree on who did it or whose at fault, and it would all be rendered meaningless as things go back to the status quo.

As a 'What If?' style miniseries with one writer it could be really cool.

Everyone loves spider-man, in this event someone spreads a toxin meant to make everyone hate Spider heroes. it does the opposite and all our spider heroes must run from crowds of people and heroes trying to fuck em.

Pink kryptonite becomes canon

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

the Seven Capital Cities of heaven have been broken by a villain trying to obtain ALL the Kung fu but was stopped by Danny. unfortunately, the distilled Kung fu fell into Earth empowering various heroes/villains with their skills and their will to win instead.To try to gather the Kungfu once again, a tournament has been held by Grandmaster, with al individuals having their on reasons to win the games.

Starring people like
Master of Iron Shirt Style - Tony Stark
Master of Mantis style - Grim Reaper
Master of Golden Bell style - Dr. Bong
etc.

What ever happened to the Stark AI anyways?

Sounds like a Dragon Ball plot

He sacrificed himself to stop Donald Trump or something

Not to dissimilar to a story from Legends of the Dark Knight #35-36.

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Holy shit really?

>God of the Symbiotes
s'kinda of a thin line for him as is

Someone needs to write a good Galactus vs Ego story. This has massive amounts of potential.

>Trump
>Making heroes
You mean villains, right?

Martian Manhunter heel turn

When did this happen?

>Gender Swaps
>Everyone's gender/sex swaps to the opposite
Surprised there hasn't even been a non canon event like this yet

It didn't happen you spastic

Hulk gets bombarded with pym particles and gets bigger the angrier he gets on top of his stupid level strength

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>teen titans vs legion of superheroes by Bendis

>Green Lantern brings space AIDS back to Earth and now the Justice League has to remain quarantined but they don't realize Bruce has already spread it to Dick before the lockdown and now Dick is infecting Bludhaven and Gotham. A Green Lantern/Justice League/Nightwing/Detective Comics crossover event

Stilt man has to buy a car and get a loan approved. Can his mastery of height topple the might of the FDIC

That sounds fucking awesome

The Trickster, Morgan Edge, The Penguin, Kite-Man, Gizmo, and the Toyman all wake up together with the flight, strength, and speed of Superman, but only if they stay within within 100 feet of each other! They don't know how but, they're more concerned with devastating the Justice League and taking over the world! The League must figure out how to take on 6 Supermen and how it happened the first place! These ragtag villains have to figure out how to stand eachother! The unhappiest person of all in this event? Lex Luthor!

Oh! Forgot to mention it'd be a Justice League / Teen Titans / Action Comics crossover

cat grant mocking ever superhero/villain moniker ever

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The throne, being sentient all along, gets tired of waiting for its owner to return and declares that it will choose a devil for the title of the ultimate evil; whoever impresses it by being the most evil gets it. Cue all of Marvel's Satanic analogues wreaking havoc in the mortal world and trying to destroy/sabotage one another, with less powerful ones forming alliances or manipulating heroes, etc. to appease the chair.

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Why not an evil Kamala trying to become the most powerful of all by sucking all the mass and life from all other Kamalas?

Liefeld did it

Jimmy Olsen gets the Star Sapphire ring and teams up with a whole army of Superman and Hal's villains. Hank Henshaw, Mongul, a new Phantom Lantern, Larfleeze, and Zod. He also keeps insinuating he wants Supes to fuck him while under the influence of the ring but in like really uncomfortably subtle ways. His outfit has to be outrageous too

Bump

how? red skull admits to creating hydra steve before he kills him? the original has been hydroxed, but by the red skull and cosmic cube interference

is that ferrigno hulk there?

god i hate the secret wars covers. why even put all the crazy shit there and not even touch it. why was obnoxio the clown on a cover?

>The Daily Bugle goes out of business
>J. Jonah Jameson blames Spider-Man
>He makes an elaborate plan to squash the Spider
>He becomes mayor/dictator of New York City

Wakanda Amazon ships Captain America shields and Wolverine claws to everybody. Everybody. Aunt May. Hydra Bob. Man-Thing. The nation of Japan. All the normals.

"Bat Lash Beds The DC Universe" is money in the bank, Didio!

Krypton vs the United Nations. When 52 versions of Krypton appear, Superman tries to figure out why, who did what, and how to stop everybody conquering everybody. While looting and pillaging on an intergalactic scale is going on, one for every comic monthly plus anything else they can approve, Superman forces the leaders of the planets to attend a debate- at the UN building. Science Councils, Zod tyrants, Green Arrow, world-ruling supercomputers, one very confused Braniac, the occasional mallrat vs Kryptonian scuffle, a hundred or so Kryptos vs Gotham, and Supes is starting to regret getting out of bed that morning.

It was Gwenpool all long

the champion of the universe, the grandmaster, and the collector create a galactic wrestling league.

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There's a fanfiction like that.

Ghosts of Planets past

the dead worlds that galactus has devoured come back from the dead and declare war on all life

Just in time for the Shang-Chi movie

Hell you have the japanese spider-mans arm on there but teo peters it seems on in dooms hand and the other behind miles I wonder whats the difference

Would love the shit out of this event

best idea in the thread

put deadpool in it and would be cool

Niggers!
Iron Man kills all NIGGERS

So Iron Man kills himself?

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War of the 6 Sinister Sixes

ULTIMATE MUSCLE
ULTIMATE MUSCLE

Hilarious

Marvel editor here, I'm buying this. I want the entire event's script on my desk TOMmorrow, I'm gonna make you the KING of comics.

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Mutants establish mutant only nation but then it all goes horribly wrong.

Cable travels back in time and brings Spiderman back into the future. Only its Peter Parker and not Miles and Deadpool makes a meta joke about how Marvel must be rebooting the Peter Clones Saga.

Reed Richards gets rejected by his wife and becomes an incel shooter.
Ends with him getting cucked by the Thing.

>Hurr Durr look at me aren't I so clever

Would he use Reed like a condom?

I like it

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The Kree-Chitauri War

The fantastic four try to rescue a group of innocent civilians from a villain of the week.
However The Human Torch recklessly charges ahead into battle and accidentally misfires and it hits a child bystander in the office building who came out of nowhere then dramatically falls backwards out of the building the four were fighting in on fire.
Wracked with guilt. The Human Torch quits the Fantastic Four and tries to get away from society.
However he's not alone since on his trail is The Punisher.

What makes you think this is a *stupid* idea? This is pretty fuckin' cool. I don't think it would be good as an event, because when I think of events I'm thinking of crossover potential and multiple ongoings at the same time related to it. This would genuinely be a great story arc for follow for 8+ issues.

A strange time distortion occurs and Pirates from the past invade the present and decide to become super hero bounty hunters thanks to help from an anonymous benefactor.

Days of Past Futures
Cable goes back in time to fix the past again, but was accidentally sent further into the future instead. Now he has to team up with other time travelers that were trying to stop completely different calamities to find a way to return to the past to fix the future that is now the past.

Spider-man wakes up in a different dimension every time he falls asleep. He has to figure out a way to escape this cycle of madness before he ends up in a dimension he can't escape from.

Also TTGL, But Getter did it first by decades.
Make him get smaller instead and I'd read it.

Warlock (self-X-men one) replaces Professor X. The wheelchair and blanket, the eyebrows, bald. He is forced into every Marvel book to give self-help advice to the heroes or villains.
Jubilee becomes Phoenix.

the higher evolutionary war. counter-earth is invaded by earth-8311 (peter porker's reality), so the high evolutionary transforms all 616 humanoids into animals to see who is superior.

Cyborg Spider-Man: Regalvanized

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OH, YEEEAAAAH!!