Well, is he right Yea Forums?
Well, is he right Yea Forums?
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What fucking review is this for lmao
Isn't this guy Chris-chan's half-brother?
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. See:
I dunno, looks pretty gay
God what a retard. Spongebob isn’t a kid he just acts childish.
he sure is
He's a pretentious cunt at best, outright troll at worst.
I always found it funny how Cole has a wife and kids but longs to be an internet spectacle. His brother is an internet spectacle who just wants a wife and kids. The grass is always greener.
No, he is a kid and David Hasselhoff is a pedophile. Obviously.
Cole seems like he wants to be Armond White but can’t.
Wait so does Chris hate him now?
I never had any confusion here. youthful sexuality is healthy, normal. homosexuality is unnatural, confused. mistaken.
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Absolutely ZERO correlation between homosexuality and pedophilia.
There are gay animals in nature
He gave Cat in the Hat a positive review, so at least his taste isn't complete garbage.
Yeah, and they die out.
If you're talking about the live action one. You both need to off yourself with tastes that disgusting.
This is actually funny.
It is way too late at night for me to be reading shit like this.
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You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
furries?
I like that chris drew himself to be a kid in this even though he was well into his thirties when this happened. He's gonna be fourtey soon isn't he?
>money for my mother and SISTER
>a-hole monthly
>money to piss and burn
Jesus, man
>Year of our Lord 2019
>people still consider Bo Welch and Emmanuel Lubezki's cinematic tour de force Le Chat au Chapeau bad
It was absolutely hilarious with brilliant cinematography and colors. Bo Welch and Emmanuel Lubezki deserve far more credit for this work of art than the so-called "critics" have ever given them.
Not only is the cinematography top-notch and up there with the aesthetic of the likes of Wes Anderson, but beneath all the oft-lambasted innuendos and Mike Myers-isms is some clever social commentary of America in a post-Reagan, post-9/11 society. For a moment I even forgot Alec Baldwin was playing a character.
And how did they even get away with some of the jokes? Heh, "dirty hoe."
>sister
$10 says Cole doesn't see Chris as the woman he claims to be.
I fucking hate hearing anyone refer to him with female pronouns or by the name Christine. That son of a bitch doesn't have dysphoria.
This guy is so saddened by the fact that his biggest claim to relevance will always be the fact that his half-brother is the most autistic man in human history.
Even more ironic, despite the fact Cole has an actual career and family, he's a fucking nobody compared to his insane half brother. His channel and website hardly get any traffic whereas every thing Chris says and does get etched into history.
Imagine living in the shadow of your dumber, crazier, degenerate brother while actually being decently well-off in your own right.
Criterion release when?
I heard that it was deliberately supposed to be a commentary on soulless live action adaptations of beloved properties.
That doesn't make it not terrible, but it seems everyone missed the joke.
Chris would unironically do great as a political cartoonist.
He would put Kelly, Ben Garrison, and StoneToss all to irreversible shame.
He's in his late thirties
Everyone on Yea Forums knows that he is wrong, whether they are honest about it or not. The desire to dominate and harm younger males is the core of h*m*sexuality. This has been proven throughout history and it's even proven on this board.
Well this thread is too surreal for me right now. I think it's time to go to bed
>Implying the name "Pmurt" isn't already a subversive commentary on America's backwards value system and Christine isn't a genius of ideological aesthetics
>You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...
That's actually pretty funny, might be my new favorite drawing from him.
I like how he corrected Barb's/his own chest to have a proper tit.
The Catholic church just made gay/pedophile conflation a cultural meme to smokescreen their rampant child molestation.
Pretty cruel of Chris to make his half brother out to be some greedy asshole when he only spoke to him twice in his entire life and thinks because they're related, Cole must put his entire life on hold to babysit Chris and empty his pockets.
Animals also eat shit user.
Citation needed
Only Jack Chick-tier fundies unironically believe in "muh global Catholic conspiracy"
Cavemen would have to be told twice because cavemen are stupid, of course.
If Evangelion was one man's mental breakdown put to drawings, Sonichu is the mental illness itself.
>Money for my mother and sister
The fucking entitlement. Cole is a prick but he has no obligation to financially support two financially inept halfwits.
kelly does it again
I mean, statistically there are more pedophiles in the homosexual population per capita than there are in the general population.
In the same way prisoners are gay. One is just dominating the other.