So many hot Simpsons ladies

Not him but I would fap to Mindy if she had good porn and I also generally find Simpsons r34 off-putting

You'd think with such a boom about asian girls there would be more.

RIP Russi ;_;

Most western cartoons have an absolutely unsexy drawing style; They usually get around this by just drawing the characters animesque like they do with all the Trixie porn but the thing is that you cant do that with The Simpsons without completely losing the character in translation.

Child characters are easier to draw than adult ones. Simple as that.

This is because you probably have ruined your brain by consuming too much porn. You can't get turned on by simple sexual symbolism anymore.

When I was a kid we didn't have access to Pornhub or Exhentai like kids these days do. No, we had to look at our mothers' underwear catalogues and fap to the models in them, using our imagination. I remember when I started masturbating and I was desperate to do it, so I made a shitty drawing of woman with big tits and ass. When I drew her vagina I instantly started getting hard and nutted to it. I even saved it and nutted to it several times after that. So for someone like me, finding an image of naked Marge Simpson is not weird at all.

It's just healthy sex drive and imagination. Finding sexiness in simple things.

It's one of those things where you either "get" it or you don't.

>Simpsons
>any Groening show with his artstyle
>sexy

No. Just...no.

It's kind of like fapping to the nudes of a girl you know. She might not be as hot as professional actors, but the thought that you actually know her makes it special.

Since we have known these characters for years, even decades, the thought of seeing them in sexual situations is exciting.

And let's be honest, people fap to stuff like pansexual space boulders.

I see many Marge fanart.

I take the opposite approach. Like, I grew up with the Simpsons characters. They're almost like family to me and it's like fapping to your own sister.

Different strokes...

I know that feel, user.

>TFW I ship Lisa with Martin and there's zero (0) fanart, instead the whole fandom is filled with pedo incestous bullshit

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Just imagine the BartxLisa stuff as being an exaggeration of kids playing doctor.

100% of Simpsons fan art should be Patty and Selma

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You know what I hate? That a lot of Simpsons porn succumbs to the
>perfectly anatomically proportional body, sometimes bordering on photorealistic
>head is the proper human size
>but the body is yellow and head is traced from the show
School of porn. It just looks fucking wrong.

>literally episodes where the central plot point is Marge's body changing like getting titty surgery or becoming musclebound

tl;dr traced porn image

They all do that because they're lazy especially when the artist is from Eastern Europe.

This guy needs to die already.

What if, I can make your dream into a reality.
Is Artist/ Animator, what i'd need from you is just premises.

Example, Homer is near fence, says hi to Maud, she comes over and starts polite talk, Homer sticks shlong through hole; looking at Maud, she notices; shocked "Mr Simpson!! how"- looks around, starts stroking Homers dong while they pretend to have small talk near fence.

I can draw/ animate this, but will need premises to work from, if you can do that, I can give you non ped content bro.

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>episode referencing The Fabulous Baker Boys, starring...
I don't know if this was intentional on user's part or...

all the random simpsons bimbos are the best

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Thanks, Mark Kirkland.

They're Asians? Huh.

>85% of fanart is just Lisa or Jessica Lovejoy pedoshit or something

yeah , pretty much , and your point is ?

Tabitha is the hottest

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Their last name’s Mackleberry, so I doubt it.

>I don't understand how people can unironically find Simpsons art style/character designs sexually attractive.

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if only because of the damn head construction they used.

also whoever draws patty and Selma needs to be shot, the whole point of those characters is being gross and disgusting as fuck

I figured they're half asian, mom's side. Their dad's white I think, which explains the last name.

It's kinda weird when the porn of the male adult characters are better than the porn of the female adult characters. I'm all for equality though; where's the well drawn sexy pictures of the women

I too find Groening characters pretty unattractive but they still beat the hell out of McFarlane shows, and that's not even touching a multitude of others

I like drew Gardner but he sometimes takes "liberties" when drawing on model..

by which I mean he sometimes forgets or tries to do that ugly hybrid between comic book style and "how to draw manga".

and yet sometimes he actually gets it right.

I just don't like McFarlane characters. Something about them is off-putting and I don't know what it is.

Bitch, it's 2019. Being thick is in, get in line.

And I thought the Chinese baby guy was annoying.

>Chinese baby
Oh yeah. She exists.

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I have seen this style on here more and more the past week and it is awful. Why do you like it?

don't summon him back

>implying I waste my time on on-model art

They're just fat and gross.

Fat and Gross being the new allowed sexy in current era go figure.

Thick doesn't mean disgustingly out of shape you stupid bitch.

On Patty and Selma it does

Fuck no that's just off model bullshit.

I guess he failed to sell the world on Ling as a waifu because he was the only fanartist I know to have drawn her.

it's like people complaining about moe or furries

people have different tastes
source?

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Well personally I find that some artists syles just click for me when it comes to that stuff. I admit a majority of the art blows but it is awesome when it is fappable.

There needs to be more quality Peggy porn, thank god an artist I give money to on Patreon made some good stuff of her recently.

Where's the Smithers scene

So you Simpsons porn hating anons, how do you feel that Boco agrees with your shit taste?

Be honest. 85% of fanart is Marge being hot.
But because it is the default you gloss over it and notice the pedoshit, which sadly is common enough to be a majority of compared to some one-off characters.

Drew Gardener

Do. Do they know there are other MILFs/technically milfs but not really?
There are other choices for women that aren't Bouvier related and Meryl Streep but a child. You have your choices between milfs, divorcees, dead wives, dead wives who were divorcees, the possibilities are endless.

any Jessica Lovejoy art?

I filter tripfags so I wouldn't know what posts are his anyway.

No love for the best Simpson girl March. Hey didn't March got a playboy magazine of her in the cover I saw it on the news like a decade ago?

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This is legit, from the official Simpsons comics.

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>and Meryl Streep but a child
What about Sarah Silverman but a child?

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SNEED'S FEED AND SEED (FORMERLY CHUCK'S)

A real woman.

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kys

Its Drew Gardner

gumroad.com/drewlovelyhell

My mistake

Nah, dude, nah.

>think unsexy thoughts
>think unsexy thoughts

Half the DVD commentary was just Mirkin and Groening slobbering over how hot Michelle Pfeiffer was.

Lonely schoolteachers...

>cigarettes
This is fucking disgusting.

Yes. That's literally best girl material right there.

99.9% of Simpsons porn is off-model trash or god awful. So rare is good Simpsons stuff that people echo around this "it's just a gross artstyle!" meme. Why is it like this? I just want to fap to Bart and Lisa submitting to their love for eachother but nobody knows how to draw it except like 10 people in the world it seems.

And Apostle ain't one of them no matter how much he shills his art here.

i was in high school and on the internet in the 1990s, shit was similar. Back in the pre-Web days even, when it was kinda hard to find real porn online in any quantity, just dribs and drabs for a few weeks at a time, I'd sometimes find some ftp site in australia that had cartoon porn directories. sure enough, the Simpsons folder was 90% lisa, and a lot of it was like screenshot edits, or they forget to draw one arm, or it was clearly done in MS Paint.

There was "bartx.gif" which was in the "trying to be funny" category. It's the one where Bart has his cock in Maggie's mouth, and Marge is saying "BART!" and Bart is saying "don't have a cow, mom, she lost her pacifier." the funny thing is that by the time i threw away all my floppy disks, I'd found three versions of it: a low-quality scanned fax, a medium-quality color version, and a high-quality redrawn version by an actual good artist. I wonder if there's artists still churning out their own versions of it, and if any of them managed to draw a more realistic panicked expression on Marge's face, because I remember she looked like she just remembered she left the oven on, not like she just caught her son molesting her pre-verbal daughter.

Yikes.

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That was actually from a bootleg Simpsons T-shirt from the early 90s, perhaps the first known Simpsons R34.

there were a lot of ones where the art is on-model and everything but there's just a terrible joke, or cringey non-joke dialogue. there was one where you couldn't see anything going on, but mayor quimby was holding maggie and saying "just checking her diaper" and marge was saying "but your finger is insider her diaper" and I don't know why it exists.

there must have been a "marge slightly underreacting to people being lewd to maggie" fetish community or something.

holy shit, people printed that on a t-shirt and wore it in public? i've seen friendships end because of bartx.gif. You couldn't appeal to shitposting or trolling culture in 1995. but I guess people have always been disgusting, so it depends on where you are.

I drew a comic where Lisa and Janey get kidnapped and probed by Kang and Kodos, actually wrote some pretty funny dialog. But it was more trying to be humorous than lewd.

I absolutely prefer the porn where there's no cringy dialogue. Like, 95% of the time, it doesn't work. And the 5% of the time, it's a meme.

I agree

The problem with most of these comics is that they just give the characters generic porn movie dialog and don't even try to write actual jokes or lines that the characters would believably say.

It was just like those Calvin peeing shirts that were popular at the time.

There's an animation I really like of Marge getting tentacle fucked by those two one-eyed aliens. Smooth animation too.

Most of the artists today had connected with the show when they were kids.

Matt Groening's artstyle is repulsive and disgusting.

Its like trying to jerk it to Adventure Time characters. The artstyle sucks and the characters aren't sexy.

That's not Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

Well, yeah. The ratio of child to adult characters is 1:0. Of course you're not supposed to see them sexy, they're kids.

Little kids peeing is something that's been in fountains forever, and bootleg-Calvin usually has his back to the audience anyway. it's practically Victorian.

A two-year-old girl about to swallow a ten-year-old's dry cumshot, conversely, is the sky falling in on all our heads. I don't think you can even post that one to paheal; didn't they ban toddlercon like 100 years ago?

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>this thread

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>be me
>be 1995
>download bartx.gif from the local tele-graph wire
>"i'm going to make my friends look at this."
>show to friend #1
>"that's gross and hilarious. don't show it to friend #2"
>show it to friend #2
>"how dare you, my brother used to do that to me. never talk to me again"
>show it to friend #3
>"cool"
>two days later
>friend #3 comes over
>"do you think you can do one of Bart, like, returning the favor? i tried about 20 times but this was the best i could do, look..."
>oh god what have i done
>he's wearing a T-shirt of his own face with Calvin peeing on it

The art style of Simpsons doesn't suit itself well to porn, I seen several images of Simpsons porn and there are maybe two or three that I can call good.

So what you're all saying is that you want to fuck and suck Simpson's characters?

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that's the weird thing about simpsons porn

people download a lot of it. even I used to download a lot of it. I can't imagine fapping to it. (but then again I was in high school, so I could fap while running at full speed, being chased by my mother, while she's shooting a 44 magnum at me. I could fap DESPITE Simpsons porn on my screen.

i think that the Simpsons are such crazy abstract barely-human shapes, that the horrors of witnessing children in sexual acts and poses is muted. this seems dangerous to me, but then again, fucking JAPAN...

S11E5

based

apostle was the best, and even then he only draws monthly,and never accepted commissions.

See

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>Cant stand Simpsons porn
>All these people complaining how theres barely any quality stuff
I am only somewhat tempted to try making some

Good one there, animators.

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What are you willing to do, specifically?

Glove slap~ shut your big yap~~

Been here for long enough to know depts of Yea Forumss degeneracy, pretty usual stuff for someone who takes all kinds commissions.
Its jus the fact that I would have to draw Simpsons characters that makes me feel uneasy.

His mouth's definitely in the right place.

>these people actually exist

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Nice tot

in my opinion, Rirfen is the best, but he's only ever drawn 3 images on his own

>I am only somewhat tempted to try making some
well there's detailed books on how to draw on-model. most artists havent thoroughly read them and practiced from them.

i don't know what the benefit or motivation is. unless you think one of the people who arranges those Lisafest annual porn dumps is a secret Jeffrey Epstein billionaire and think you might be able to sell your soul.

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>normalfag complains about things only a normalfag would care to complain about
Also that's fucking wrong. 90% of Simpsons 34 is shit-tier "art" that will instantly wilt your penis because no one can draw in Groening's style worth a damn. The rest is sort of fappable out of which maybe 2% is Lisa or Jessica where they aren't aged-up.

RIP apostle, he drew the best lisa

Well, I don't know about you guys but I find a lot of Simpsons female designs attractive.

I think it helps that I been watching the show most of my life.

i have too
i watched tv from BEFORE simpsons fucking existed

and those designs are only ATTRACTIVE when im really fucking horny or its off model as fuck

fuck you

FUCK YOU

fucking cum dumpster, I want to rape her over and over again, fucking delicious slut

Yeah, I think being accustomed to the style from a young age overrides whatever filters people who find the style repulsive have.

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>want to contribute OC to the thread because I adore simpsons women
>drawing on my computer takes forever and lacks the polish that my traditional art carries
>feel like an autismo if I post pics of my traditional works online because it isn't professional
What do lads?

The radioactive man comics are really underrated, they stand toe to toe with the other 90s capeshit satires.

do it anyway, this thread isn't going anywhere but to page 10.

worst that could happen: nothing, it's all anonymous

best that could happen: start getting big commissions from trust-fund furries

post lisa

Alright, I'm going to be lazy and go traditional this time around.

>fapping to Matt Groenings artwork

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Sorry for the wait guys, here you go

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nice work user =)

2nd but it should have been exaggerated, always push the limits with 2D as you can't in real life.

Thanks man
I'll try an even bustier titania in digital :)

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sorry for the sideways post

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Relevant

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>I'll try an even bustier titania in digital :)

It's more about what the character is doing/ camera angle etc

run an idea past me then

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starting off with the blonde

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yeah guys feel free to request

>well there's detailed books on how to draw on-model. most artists havent thoroughly read them and practiced from them.
Though they tend to only cover the major characters, they don't usually have drawing tutorials for background or one-offs. Say you wanted to draw Janey, she's probably not in there.

>well there's detailed books on how to draw on-model. most artists havent thoroughly read them and practiced from them.
Though they tend to only cover the major characters, they don't usually have drawing tutorials for background or one-offs. Say if you wanted to draw Janey. She's probably not in there.

Mmm, nice.

WDJ and Beefalo aren't bad.

AND FUCK YOU CORDLESS, YOU TRANNY MUSCLEFAG

Oh my god, does he still think the writers stole roid Milhouse from him?

finished the trio

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Lisa's feet

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He probably does. He's got a Penders-level ego.

Keep working at it user, one day you can make big bucks off of horny furries with too much money.

thank you user

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any simpsons art by the following is easily fappable:
sfan
apostle
that other guy who went off into weird fetish land

Analisa

any requests?

Princess Kashmir

The Simpsons always brings up foxy boxing, but barely shows it. How about some of that?

>this is your brain on Nippon shit

clobber girl lisa doing femdom

do you like bartkira?

I just feel a stong urge to fill a niche.

Shauna beating Laura Powers

here you go
Yeah, it's an impressive body of work if you ask me

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the titanium thighs of justice WILL find you user

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...

insert witty remark here

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Phone call for Siddy.
Siddy Schlicker.
IS THERE A SIDDY SCHLICKER HERE?

Literally no simpsons girl is hot.

except for sneed

Gonna be honest, the mouth and general facial structure makes her look closer to Bette Midler than Lisa.

I couldnt figure out how to draw a sexy lisa, I admit it's crusty work

thank you.

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no problem user

Thanks!

That's not boxing.

S11E5

The show was kinda focused on the kids for a long time. Also most of the hot ones were one-off characters, Marge has an annoying voice and odd hair and most of the other main women are too fat for fap.

Look at this doll

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>most of the other main women are too fat for fap

correction: were too fat for fap.
people have changed and wanted to destroy characters formerly found unattractive like patty and selma.

The only correct opinion in this thread

Her facial structure is the same as an adult. Sexiness basically has to come from the hair and body.

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Lisa and Janey skinny dipping in a pool at night.

Ok.

Killbot used to be ok.

its stupid that she as an adult is just lisa, but with her head on an adult body.

it STILL looks fucking wrong.

But what if they made simpsons porn illegal?

>Implying Marge beats out Francine
I shiggy diggy

I had some stuff I made uploaded on aiyt chan's /cake/ board a while back.

Smart move, your stuff is gone now.

You realize Lisa and Marge's heads are structured the same way? It's just the hair and eyelash count that differs.

They both have four lashes though?

Right, I was thinking of Maggie with the eyelashes. Also the same head structure.

Marge vs Mindy boxing in bikinis.

Marge and Ruth powers making out.

Marge/Mrs. Krabapple eating each other out.

Mindy nude eating a hoagie.

proof that on model simpsons porn can work
it's just nobody can draw it

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For the longest time I didn't understand the ending to this episode and thought that Homer was actually cheating with Mindy by imagining her as Marge.

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Bump

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Niow if only they didn't try to copy the look of the HD animation...

R. I. P.

How is this still here?

If their bits aren't actually shown, then it technically counts as SFW.

I need more Manjula in my life.

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Honeypot/Lisa Simpson's feet

The clown lips really hurt that.

BartxJessica Lovejoy or gtfo.

Jessica Lovejoy is there good rule 34 of her? she my favorite character

If there is I'm sure it's not anything that tranny musclefag did.

I blame it on them for showing me Bart's round, perky, ass all the fucking time.

Characters like Mindy are hot *in spite* of the style, not because of it. Mindy looks attractive because she looks less like a Simpsons character than the others; so if you can draw her well, you might as well just draw porn of normal people.

If people are really turned on by the Simpsons, it's gonna be about the characters who represent the show's odd style.

I'd heard this idea as a joke before, and it makes me happy that some people honestly thought this was the intended dark ending.

Simpsons porn is just gross...

They stopped doing super-cartoony character designs after Season 2 anyway.

So did Homer and Mindy...?

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Whoever drew her hips like that should have been dragged out into the street and shot.

disagree with people who say the head is the same.
>three Simpsons sisters, all grown up and stacked af
>Lisa has straps on her dress and hips
>Maggie has a boob window in her dress
>both their hair looks more organic
>unnamed imaginary future sister has long hair
Waifuing these characters would make a little sense at least. Like, the more sense than Summer from Rick & Morty.

You mean PBX?

Yeah where's Mark Kirkland when you need him?

I never thought much of Tommy Simms because I didn't feel his girls in jeans fetish and he also put a bunch of anti-Christian fedora butthurt in his drawings.

Errrghhh...

Yeah but then he came back after a long hiatus and really lost a lot of his skills.

>disagree with people who say the head is the same.
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by this, but assuming you mean structurally, I have the artbook, and the Simpson women all have the same ball-and-upper-lip construction.

>both their hair looks more organic
It's really amazing the difference a little bit of curve (and length in Maggie's case) to their hair spikes makes.

the Simpsons Handbook has a supporting cast section where they implore that if you're going to draw porn of any of the cast then for G-d's sake pick the ones that fuck.

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i dont remember this one

>only draw adult characters who could believably have sex
Fuck you, I do what I want.

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/fit/ girls are good too, but there is something special about going feral and fucking a woman who's been left to "ferment" so to speak.

simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Insane_Clown_Poppy

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i've seen threads where people get turned on by an egg-shaped inkblot with bloomers on.

strange things happen to people who are alone for too long.

if you have a lonely friend, please call them. now. offer to come over and watch TV together or something. Something live action.

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Krusty's daughter has never been popular with lolicons. I guess she's too fugly.

She didn't get any of her mom's looks.

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Like, I can't find hardly any fanart of Sophia against the bazillions of Jessica Lovejoy, Greta, even Nikki stuff.

also, if you ARE a lonely friend, and you think your friends don't want to talk to you, go ahead and call them.

Tell them you were on Yea Forums and... well, that should be all you need to tell them. if they won't hang out to keep you off Yea Forums, they deserve everything that's happening in western civilization. Tell them you jerked off to a Minnie Mouse gif in a Lisa Simpson thread and any decent person would volunteer to become your life coach.

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"Want it to get weirder?"

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seriously, call a friend.

you don't have to get them laid. If they're attracted to you, you don't have to fuck them. Just save them from their own unchecked thoughts for an hour or two.

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bill watterson didn't see a fucking dime from these

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Well he didn't want a dime from them, remember?

Can you share the pic? I can't find anything other than this thumbnail

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oh

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Dig those sweet 90s shades.

>playa nudista

>still too prude to actually show their cabooses
They didn't show female caboose until Natural Born Kissers.

Would that real nude beaches were like that and not instead full of 60 year olds and gays.

I really like her

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Cringe

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>they showed her fossa
Hodamn

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>the only attractive not fat not ugly not gross out female cabbusses they showed were that European traffic gal chick on one of the pre 2005 seasons treehouse of horrors and marge butt for a small fraction framed in "Marge can I sleep with the enemy"

best simpsons girl

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On the DVD commentary, Mike Scully said they never used these characters again because as a parent, he just couldn't abide by the idea of kids smart-talking their own mother.

Those shorts!

But my mother hates this show in general because of Bart and that reason

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Jesus fuck I need to fap. This is doing things to me and it shouldn't. Fuck you SB99

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getting excited about your art dude, you have a gift to give to the world!

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Who is the one next to Lisa?

Some imaginary third Simpsons sister or something.

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Yeah, Bart wanted a baby brother so he could have someone to bond with the way Lisa and Maggie have, but Marge tells him there's no guarantee he wouldn't end up with a third sister. Cue the imagine spot.

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>tfw her daughter didn't follow in her footsteps

The most damned of shames.

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Fuck pedos

sneed

Jesus compare the women in Zombiempsons to before 2002 era and you notice the proportions were MUCH BETTER BEFORE.

choo choo

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Isn't that Lady Gaga?

fairlycosmo gets kind of close

I can draw in groening's style well enough to make it work, meaning challenge accepted fampai.

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Why is it always Bart?

then draw princess Kashmir or one of the background ladies

I feel like this is meaner than actually telling him he's bad. I mean, he's dog-shit. no doubt about it, but this feels more mean spirited. And with a reaction image, too.

All girls ITT are made for suck and fuck

Sometimes
His best Simpsons pics are the one with Bart and Lisa playing in the sea, and the one with the lemonade stand. That's godlike simpsons art.

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>he
apostle is a chick

Wasn't that joke stolen from Calvin and Hobbes?

Ok this doesn't look too bad.

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No, Calvin wanted someone small to beat up.

just imagine one pins u down, the weight of her juicy ass on ur face, the other fucking ur prostate. they switch and take turns but they deny u of cumming.

Ok, drawing a couple difficult to find attractive character styles real quick

The crazy cat lady and bumblebee man?

Not porn, just drawing a couple attractive females in ugly cartoon styles, doing one for the simpsons and final space.
Got another show that isn't bobs burgers to try?

Nice. I like the classical nude look they gave her instead of which looks like shit.

WTF 101?
No idea what the show is about. I just scrolled through Kimcartoons latest releases and spotted that.
Apparently it's by fucking Collegehumor.

You should watch it, I like it well enough, and sure, I'll give it a go

Ok here we go.

>go to random.org
>set it to draw two numbers from 1-79
>whichever combo you get, you must draw R34 of those two characters
>if you get the same digits with both rolls, draw solo R34 of that character

Good luck (especially to the poor soul who rolls Grampa and CBG).

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Where's Mindy and Lurleen?

>27 and 50
>Lenny and Mayor Quimby
Do I have to do this?

ok jared.

Gil and mary spuckler....

Pity most of you won't get Marge and Mrs. Krabapple and will instead end up with Sea Captain and Krusty or something.

Fixed and of course now it's 1-83.

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Artie Ziff and Milhouse. What the fuck is this?

Smithers and Sideshow Mel. Huh
it's not cheating if i draw them in drag, right?

Jewish meme?

Still should have included Disco Stu.

>Jimbo and Gil
Literally why.

I thought mods hated roll posts.

Mostly due to flooding and spamming for results.
I guess random.org method is more bandwidth/server strain friendly?

Either that or nobody has reported it yet.

Is this the same guy who does on model South Park lewds? If so, he’s REALLY good at staying on model but has a problem with same face.

>Skinner and Mrs. Glick
Oh boy.

How borderline Oedipal.

>Selma's kid and Lindsay Nagle
I'm at a loss for words.

Ok, wtf 101 is too similar to final space.
Anyone got another difficult to make sexy cartoon style?

Here we go. The only lady in the show that made me rewind, pause, and spank it

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I got Skinner and Carl.

Todd and Laura Powers

Finally something good for a change.

No one has one?
Come on

>Patty and Sideshow Mel

Let's see how cursed I am.

Oh, we're supposed to roll twice. Whoops.

>Ralph
I already hate this.

>Smithers
Absolutely not.

You're supposed to use random.org, not roll.

>Nikki and Terri
YES

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>Gil and Manjula
Could be worse.

Snake and Terri

I knew the dude was a felon but I thought he just robbed the Kwik-E-Mart and stuff and he didn't go down...that road.

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And I got Titania and Jessica Lovejoy. That was a relief.

>Snake and Jasper
Oh dear.

Damn. Had to go back to RR and get this billboard from there. There are better billboards in that game. I always thought these were trans in that game from 2001

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>Herman and Nikki
I always knew that guy was a shady character.

Flanders and Mayor Quimby

Nikki is also a head case, so you can suppose she has issues from...well, I'll leave it to your imagination.

Double 81s which presumably means solo Duffman.

>Gerald and Chalmers
Oh my.

here's what I've got on my Simpsons oc.

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What's her mary Sue like backstory?

Who writes a backstory for a one off character design?
I'm just showing that I can do the style.
But if I had to give her one, it would be that she was kicked out of collage for sucking dick too well.

>Burns and Lenny
Do I _have_ to draw this?

I just ignorantly assumed she had an established bio because of the word "oc", which I assumed meant ORIGINAL THE CHARACTER and not the more appreciated Original Content.

At first glance for me, she looked like a dyke that "hunts" straight girls and turns them lesbo.

No, but you have to write a fic about it without using the letter E.

>Chief Wiggum and Marvin Monroe
No!

Make it a bi chick who turns girls out but still likes dick and you've got a deal.

And I got Crazy Cat Lady and Mrs. Glick.

>GILF /u/
Freaking wonderful.

The more I think about what you just said the more I want to draw a comic of it.
I've never drawn porn before though.
Should the Simpsons really be my first legit attempt?

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user's right, you all masturbate to squares and triangles.
Half of this shit would look better if it was made in Japan.

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Likes taking dick, but also gives out dickings with a strapon.

>random.org
nice try faggot pedo

you have the fucking CHINA BABY ON THIS LIST

If you can do that then your ready for just about anything.

I rolled 2 and 69 which is Marge and Kearny

Sweet, /ss/.

My fucking brother.

Alright, I can see doing a comic where this OC Bi chick gets annoyed at the fact homer scored marge and proceeds to screw marge against her will.

Adding to that statement, while still wearing her sexy tight pants, which I imagine to be leather, but I suppose jeans would do, if we want to NOT go full fetish gear.

How's that any more or pedo than Lisa or Sherri and Terri? Also most of the list aren't child characters and mainly gross ones you would never want to draw R34 of anyway like Comic Book Guy and Chief Wiggum.

So far nobody's rolled anything with two child characters anyway.

its funny in my head thinking of jimbo and lenny have "sex"

Listen. I've seen Wiggum porn. It's surprisingly one of the more high quality shit in porn world.
In any case, if you're like me and don't wanna draw children, just draw solo of your adult, or roll again if you get two kids in a row.

>Dr. Hibbert and Lurleen
It could be worse.

Rolled Ralph and Lisa on my first try, didnt bother posting because Im obviously not actually going to draw anything.

Also why is Bart gay stuff always higher quality than R34 with female characters?

>Skinner and Herman
Literally why.

>31 Ling
>68 Dolph
Fuck that, I'm out of here.

64 Kirk Van Houten and 10 Apu.

In all these rolls and nobody yet has gotten two _adult_ female characters who aren't old/disgusting.

All Simpsons characters are disgusting desu

I mean, the odds of you getting Mindy/Marge are relatively small all things considered.

I wanna see more the odds of getting canonical pairings oppose to f/f adults. I figured it's a pretty wide margin.
I say this because I got Krabappel and Skinner. Agnes, not Seymour.

>I drew Chalmers and Jasper

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I made her based on my fetishes, of course they're leather.

Formerly Chuck's

that's it? that's why you have been attention-whoring this whole time?

I got Donatello and Picard

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Sometimes I think Kearney is older than Marge

Apropos devil dubs.

simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Picard_Simpson

Embrace The_Fear.

sneed

>fossa
wha

/

>Lenny and Allison
But that's like child molestation.

Some character designs are immediately close to fappable so long as they're put in the right outfits, some just need a bit of a touch-up to be fappable, and in a lot of cases it's more just narrative context that works. There's a pretty shittily drawn Bart/Edna comic that makes me diamonds because of the opening pages having nice build-up.

>Smithers and Maude
The best way I can figure to do this is he's tied to a wall in terror as she femdom pegs him.

The ( shape in her armpit.

Soooo what happened to the OTHER Groening thread? Just clicked it to see the screencap and I saw it was deleted...

I rolled Ned Flanders and Titania.

Now this I like.

Got Selma twice so I draw her solo?

The DVD commentary they didn't really say one way or another.

perv

I just know human anatomy, your barking up the wrong tree.

i got a c64 that i want to set up in a public place with a looping demo

find a simpsons slideshow on some european website.

but because rule 34 exists i have to watch it all the way through to make sure no accidental porn

and there isn't any, BUT there's a few pictures of Lisa in a two-piece swimsuit. which she's never worn on the show. feels a little weird.

there's a little animation with lisa walking around springfield doing a documentary, too.

so, it's fine, but i'm a little creeped out. so i look for other things.

i find a different simpsons slideshow and it includes this

i'd probably think it was wholesome if not for what the internet has done to me. damn you

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>and there isn't any, BUT there's a few pictures of Lisa in a two-piece swimsuit. which she's never worn on the show. feels a little weird.

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>i'd probably think it was wholesome if not for what the internet has done to me. damn you
>he think there was ever anything wholesome about Jessica Lovejoy

Otto and Maude Flanders

I think he must have meant this.

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Playing with simpsons style trying to get right/ find comfortable balance.

One of the doodles seems familiar but i can't remember from where, does it jog any memories?
kinda cute mature look.

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yeah that looks more like it. i can't find the single-disc slideshow anymore where i got that one, though so i can't confirm. the fact that you have a version that isn't 160x200 and 16 colors, i guess that's the source.

where'd you find it and how'd you know that was it?

Rare girl from the official website back in 2004 or so.

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searching for "simpson" in the CSDb
find this:
csdb.dk/release/?id=109211
comments indicate it's a reference to the 2012 olympics logo
but it counts, rule 34 has reached the 8-bit world

not quite

this was the picture

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sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

>where'd you find it and how'd you know that was it?
I remember seeing that beach pic of Bart and Lisa on the Interwebz since way back. It may have been scanned from something.

fuck me sideways, formally suck

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if i feed you seed, will you suck?

Is this really official?

18 and 2.

Pity I'm not a better artist.