I want off Mr. Disneys wild ride
I want off Mr. Disneys wild ride
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They better not do this to my niggas Basil and Ratigan
I'm gonna take a live action shit now.
It's all so tiresome.
Just like The Lion King
There is no stopping Disney. Not even non co movies
Wait, didn't Disney already announce a live action Rescue Rangers movie? Won't this be the exact same fucking thing but with more English accents and less waifu mice?
Nice source
The ride never ends
In fact it's now the only ride in town
ALRIGHT
ENOUGH
STOP IT
>less waifu mice
That scene could never appear in a CURRENT YEAR animated film and you know it.
>Wait, didn't Disney already announce a live action Rescue Rangers movie? Won't this be the exact same fucking thing but with more English accents and less waifu mice?
Cinematic Universe. The Great Mouse Detective will end with Basil saying something like,
>"I'll establish a society of detectives... no RANGERS, and they shall continue my work into future generations, RESCUING those in need, and they shall be called... THE RESCUERS! DOWN UNDER!"
I can't remember where I was going with this, sorry.
Assuming this is real (and that's a big assumption given the site) Song of the South has to be quite literally the only Disney film safe from this shit
so like the last few direct to video pieces of garbage.
What's next? Fucking Bambi?
is we got this covered a reputable source? they's reported many things on remakes but they haven't been confirmed yet.
Thats exactly what they're going to do. They're going to turn Basil and Ratigan into niggas.
>you hear Sherlock and Watson talking through the window again for a brief moment
>it’s RDJ Sherlock
You know, I had a dream about this last night, but it wasn't live action. It was animated in a painterly watercolor style and it looked really stylish and fluid. The colors were also light and vibrant and the way it moved was beautiful.
And then I got swallowed into my theater seat
Of course? It's not even a question after the success of Lion King.
Place bets on RDJ or Cumberbatch
It’s both and the dialogue is ambiguous so you don’t know which one is Holmes and which one is Watson.
Hope they make them gay
>Anyone outdoing Vincent Price as Ratigan
Not fucking possible.
>”To Ratigan the worlds gayest fag!”
It isn’t. Yea Forums once again cements it’s reputation as THE most gullible board on this site.
I'm just saying...
Is this the biggest Monkey's Paw or what
"I want Great Mouse Detective to be acknowledged by Disney!"
"Okay dude"
We all knew Basil and Ratigan were in the original
The least Disney can do is confirm it if they might pull this live action shit
formerly 3d animation
>WeGotThisCovered
us and Yea Forums
Other then multiple people here questioned this source so not really
It should get an animated series
I've already been broken by the Stitch remake announcement so fuck it
Why ? Cabarets exist
To be fair, a scenes like this with photorealistic mice would be...interesting to say the least.
It appeals to the Male Gaze, which is sexist, wrong and must be stopped.
Women's existence appeal to the male gaze, should we hide all women like the muslims already do ?
I'm actually shocked they haven't touched bambi yet.
Of all th anthropomorphic animal films Disney made, it has to be the least jarring transformation into the realism thing they've got going.
Bambi is problematic
I think you got some sort of vision AND premonition user.
I k ow Dalmations was bigger but viven that it's died down and still has had a new spin off series, could there ever be a possibility?
>Women's existence appeal to the male gaze, should we hide all women like the muslims already do ?
No, the answer isn't to hide women, but to make them look as masculine or androgynous as possible.
I would very much like to hear your opinion on the Cats trailer if you happen to actually think that way
GMD thread ?
Soon
if they do a hyperrealistic version of robin hood I'm going to commit sudoku
Since when do normies even care about the Great Mouse Detective?
They don't
But Disney is sure going to shill whatever then can to see what sticks
So women must renounce their gender to become men ? So they admit men are superior to women ?
>So women must renounce their gender to become men ?
Gender is a social construct. It isn't real.
seriously, i have no energy more to get angry about it, and it was just a questions of time.
So there's no restrictions on changing room and toilet use?
Finally, I can use the clean toilets and changing rooms.
Restrooms and locker rooms are assigned to gender identity, not biological sex. If you identify as a lady, then you use the ladies room. It isn't a complicated concept, you're just a bigot.
Oh please cut this shit out, Disney.
It’s only a matter of time before Disney makes a live-action remake of The Three Caballeros
This is all your fault, Yea Forums.
You keep seeing MCU movies. You cheered when they bought Fox. You still watch their cartoons.
You reap what you sew.
Says the faggot that keeps defending IDW no matter how many shitty licensed comics they make.
>all your fault, Yea Forums.
Yes we are the normies who went to see Lion King all 200 of us really would have made an impact
Nooooooo
NO GOD DAMNIT!!!! STOP!!!!!
This is too stupid and awful to be true.
>No source
And it is.
Stop falling for fake news, morons.
They'll get to that I'm sure. The Fox and the Hound too
This is probably just that Rescue Rangers movie with a rewritten script.
Nothing wrong with licensed comics
...Jesus just envisioning it is giving me an aneurysm. It's like putting a blue tutu on a fat little mouse and having it walk back and forth across the stage.
RIP Rattigan villain song
>they'll include some random background lesbians but will never, EVER touch the concept of how homo Ratigan and Basil are
calling it now
In that case it would've been easier to rework the Rescue Rangers script into a Rescuers movie than a Great Mouse Detective movie.
>they give Basil a female sidekick who's somehow as competent/even better than Basil
>Basil tries to flirt with her but she rejects her in cool manner
>later introduces her girlfriend
Try watching Disney's movie "G-Force" where they used CG to create realistic guinnea pigs in a live-action setting and decided one of them needed to be "the sexy one".
It's fake. The only source available is "We Got This Covered" a site well known for making up bullshit for easy clicks. It's as fake as the Treasure Planet live action remake. You can stop now.
Yeah but can we still talk about gay Ratigan and Basil
Have sex
Bend over
piss off we're talking about rodent hatesex
Live look into the early casting choices
At first glance I thought Ratigan just ripped massive ass
So this is why Disney canceled Mouse Guard.
Of course we are
Someone in an older thread speculated about Basil being aroused by intelligence instead of beauty. This was the result.
No one talks like that
Ironically she sounds like she just memorized a couple of sentences from a random science book to appear smarter than she actually is
I loved this headcanon then and I love it now.
who's the lady? mrs. brisbane?
i'll ree like an incel if they touch bambi
Given the time period of the setting and what she's talking about (Sir Joseph John Thomson's discovery of what are now called electrons) it would have had to have been an up to date scientific journal.
The talk isn't realistic, but is a shorthand from the artist for smart rather than the character going to so much effort just to appear smart.
So get off. I've not watched a single one of these live action remakes and you don't have to either.
So she just memorized the morning papers to try and impress Basil with fake intelligence, she actually has no idea what she's talking about
Would've been cute if the artist had actually aknowledged that she was pitting up with all this pretense to attract Basil
The dancer from the movie, her official name is apparently Miss Kitty. (Also, the character you're thinking of is called Brisby.)
That's the hazard of writing a character smarter than yourself. Not everybody can be on the level of the Futurama staff. You either fake it the best you can or just go the Sherlock route and equate intelligence with magic.
She comes off as pretencious for no reason or as a fraud
>Mrs. Brisby
It's kind of a plot point that she's low INT compared to the modified rats and mice
>should we hide all women like the muslims already do ?
Now you're getting it.
true. watson/brisbane instead could be cute
Strong words coming from someone who doesn't have sex lmao
Fake for how long, user? Fake for how long?
This should be a bannable offense
i think we can assume the likelihood a more obscure film will get a remake is inversely proportional to how much effort it would be to make.
>treasure planet? not happening, renting a ship is a huge huge moneysink
>great mouse detective? rats are too fucking small to be protagonists, nope
>home alone? literally just use the same script, it all takes place in one house, greenlight it
>lady and the tramp? dogs are easy to train, 1900s sets are easy to build, fund it
>rats are too fucking small to be protagonists
May I introduce you to Stuart Little, the Chipmunks movies, and the announced Rescue Rangers live-action project?
they'd probably turn it into something with human protagonists, like the chipunk movies
imagine
>I'm actually shocked they haven't touched bambi yet.
Dumbo didn't do well at all compared with ... pretty much any of the other 'live' stuff.
Anecdotal, but I know several people who've seen Aladdin and Lion King ( because: parents of young kids ) and liked them just fine; but they didn't see Dumbo because the photo-real baby elephant getting bullied was just a shade TOO real.
Now imagine that Old Yeller ending to Bambi being done photo-real in IMAX ...
>Old Yeller ending to Bambi
The what now
>The what now
You've never suffered the traditional childhood trauma of watching Old Yeller??
en.wikipedia.org
It's a classic Wild West movie with a boy and his dog ( the dog's name is the title ). The movie famously ends after the dog has heroically defended the boy and his family from a wolf ... but the wolf was rabid and now Old Yeller is infected. So the boy has to man up and do what's needed and KILL HIS BEST FRIEND.
It's right up there with Charlotte's Web for the 'unexpected trip into the reality of death that sidesteps the expected Hollywood Ending and sucker-punches you right in the goddamned feels'
In Bambi, of course, it's his mother getting poached by some hunters.
you are Mr. Disneys wild ride
The amount of classic animated Disney movies are obviously finite, which leads me to wonder what Disney's game plan is once they've exhausted their adaptation fuel. Will they start from the beginning all over again? Buy more IPs to reboot?
>what Disney's game plan is once they've exhausted their adaptation fuel
By that point they'll have bought all the other IP, user.
So we'll get a DC reboot that's actually worth watching, and a Universal Monsterverse that doesn't suck, ect.
I, for one, welcome our Micky Overlords.
They will remake all the original Star Wars films scene for scene
this is 100 percent not real or going to happen but now i WANT a live action its just some rats with little Velcro'd on hats running on a big ben replica
>They will remake all the original Star Wars films scene for scene
Doubtful.
But an Indiana Jones relaunch with fully CGI de-aged Harrison Ford? I can dig it.
gender and sex ARE the exact same thing, user
Posting news from “We got this covered” should be against the rules
/tvpol/ say hi
>the part when they put the Mouse Queen in bondage
Shit's gonna be weird
>THE most gullible board on this site
you know /x/ and /pol/ are still on the site, right
this rumor is dildos. you can find a rumor that Disney's making practically anything.
i'll suck every dick in this thread if they make this movie
>waaah why did you have to tell me the truth? I wanted my fake outrage
>It’ll be like the Cats movie
he's clearly referring to the fact that user replied to just about every post you dingbat
>Remaking the first good Disney film to use CGI backgrounds to improve hand drawn animation
>as full CGI with live action backgrounds
Pottery. specifically an urn
It's the only way to catch the retards' attention, otherwise you'd still be crying over literal fake news until the thread hits the bump limit.