Immortal Hulk #22 Storytime

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If you were wondering where the Fantastic Four #12 issue fit with the chronology, now you know.

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I take it everyone is reading HoX #2 now, huh? Traitors.

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>You are beautiful

OH fu--

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I'm here, I'm here!

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GOOD. I was gonna say...

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>trans rights
Oh FUCK OFF.

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And that's it! Go support it at your local LCS store.

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Next issue's cover... It comes out in September. I know, I know, it's gonna be a long wait, but we'll make do.

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So when is Joe going to Hulk out?

What? Did the rip get fucked up?

No some user is being a rude dick.

No, just an asshole sabotaging the storytime. Ignore it.
Seriously pal?

I think Joe is brown nosing to try and get some.

What a nothing fucking issue

This is a very Jim Carrey moment.

>Said no one in control ever

I love this relationship. Also cool how Harpy is there to protect Betty from getting emotionally hurt by Bruce

Kek
Joe about to get some bird cloaca

This book has earned a filler issue or two.

Betty is best girl.

Oh boy time to get /pol/fags even angrier

You know I would love if ideas like this made their way to Hickman's X-Men run.

Someone's already made a thread about it too

>That last guy
Hahahaha

This will be my final post on Yea Forums.

How can anyone think that this is scary for real ? How can anyone take seriously a horror book with the Hulk as a supposed to be frightening monster ? How can anyone see the Hulk as frightening for real in this book ?
"Ouh, the Hulk is smiling, so unsetlling, this is so scary guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe comic book there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Bendis' Superman for things that would be praised if they were written by someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's good because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!

No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a vicious circle, and sadly, there is no Savage Dragon to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.

Enjoy your book.

He just said he liked the article because it pissed people off

>"well, this is me" edit when?

Well shit, here comes the climax

where is leotardfag when you have a comic with actual leotards

>GAMMA WANG!
>FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT!

It is interesting to see a hulk in human form.

biggest sjw shit comic I ever read so no wonder Yea Forumsmblr loves it
every single line about "men bad, women good" or some other sjw propaganda about trannies and faggots

i fucking thought joe said "shit yourself" for a second

Betty looks like a Araki character in the bottom panel. Like how he draws female in the recent JoJo series.

You really have no reading comprehension, do you?

That would involve them actually reading the comic to begin with.

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Somebody give this man a tissue!

I yeah, I forgot about the security gimps.

>not posting the stan reddit hugbox
Basedest story timer of them all

You need to have a calm before the storm user.

>I'm mad that people write about trans-rights
>I'm mad that trans people walk this earth

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god will you stop sucking reporter girl's dick.

WE

It's Knuckles

I'm only just now noticing the change in eye color.

Oh for the love of god

>Me and my friends storming Area 51

Ok Fighting Thing happened before this issue.

>people getting triggered by this

I legit expect people posting that page out of context now, even though in that same page it says he only enjoyed it because of the angry replies. Just wait and see, it's like clockwork.
Honestly would like to do this if I had the patience. Hopefully someone will.

>I legit expect people posting that page out of context now,
>now
You are 30 minutes late bud.

>

Oh good, it's Immortal Hulk #13 all over again.

Get ready for this thread to be bombarded with /pol/tards spamming "CONCENTRATION CAMPS"

˙ʞooq ɹnoʎ ʎoɾuǝ

˙oʇ puǝıɹɟlɹıƃ ɐ ʇǝƃ oʇ puɐ ǝɹoɯ ʇıq ɐ ɟlǝsɹnoʎ ʎq ʞuıɥʇ oʇ noʎ dlǝɥ ǝqʎɐɯ llıʍ ǝƃɐssǝɯ sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝdoɥ ʇsnɾ ı ˙ʇı ɯoɹɟ noʎ ǝʌɐs oʇ uoƃɐɹp ǝƃɐʌɐs ou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʎlpɐs puɐ 'ǝlɔɹıɔ snoıɔıʌ ɐ uı pǝddɐɹʇ ʎlǝʞıl ʇsoɯ ǝɹ,noʎ os 'ǝuoʎuɐ ǝɔnpǝs oʇ ǝlqɐ ƃuıǝq ɯoɹɟ ʎɐʍɐ noʎ ƃuıdǝǝʞ ʎlqɐqoɹd sı puıɯǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ 'ʎlpɐs ʇnq 'ɟlǝs ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇɔnɹʇsǝp sı ʇɐɥʇ puıɯǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ sǝʎǝ ɹnoʎ uǝdo llıʍ ʇı ǝqʎɐɯ 'oʇ spuǝıɹɟlɹıƃ ʇǝƃ oʇ noʎ ɥsıʍ ı ˙ǝuop ɯ,ı ʇnq pɹɐoq ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ɟo ʎʇuǝld pɐɥ ı 'ʍou pooƃ ɹoɟ ƃuıʌɐǝl ʇsnɾ ɯ,ı
˙ǝɔuıs ƃuıʇɐʇıɹɹı os ǝɯoɔǝq sɐɥ ssnɟ pɹǝu ʇɐɥʇ llɐ puɐ 'puǝıɹɟlɹıƃ ɐ ʇoƃ ʎllɐuıɟ ı sɹɐǝʎ 42 ɹǝʇɟɐ ǝɟıl ʎɯ ɟo ǝɯıʇ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ˙ʍou puǝıɹɟlɹıƃ ɐ ʇoƃ ı ¿ ʇɐɥʍ ssǝnƃ ʇnq 'pıɐl ʇǝƃ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɹǝpuoʍ ou

¡¡¡ os op oʇ noʎ sǝʇɐʇɔıp puıɯǝʌıɥ ǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq pooƃ s,ʇı ɟı uǝʌǝ ʇı uo ʇıɥs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ oooooooooooou ʇnq 'ǝslǝ ǝuoǝɯos ʎq uǝʇʇıɹʍ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı pǝsıɐɹd ǝq plnoʍ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuıɥʇ ɹoɟ uɐɯɹǝdns ,sıpuǝq uo ƃuıʇʇıɥs sı ǝƃɐɹʇno ǝʌıʇɔǝlǝs ɹnoʎ ǝlıɥʍ 'ǝq uɐɔ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʞooq ɔıɯoɔ ǝɟɐs ʎlɔıssɐlɔ ʇsoɯ 'ʇsǝɯɐʇ 'ʇsǝpuɐlq ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ 'pɹɐoq ɐ ɟo puıɯǝʌıɥ sıɥʇ uı ǝq llıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝpɐɟ ʍǝu ǝɥʇ ɟlǝsɹnoʎ oʇuo ƃuıɔɹoɟ ʇsnɾ ǝɹɐ sʎnƃ noʎ
¿ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ɟlǝsɹnoʎ oʇ ƃuıʎl noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ "˙˙˙sʎnƃ ʎɹɐɔs os sı sıɥʇ 'ƃuıllʇǝsun os 'ƃuılıɯs sı ʞlnɥ ǝɥʇ 'ɥno"
¿ ʞooq sıɥʇ uı lɐǝɹ ɹoɟ ƃuıuǝʇɥƃıɹɟ sɐ ʞlnɥ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs ǝuoʎuɐ uɐɔ ʍoɥ ¿ ɹǝʇsuoɯ ƃuıuǝʇɥƃıɹɟ ǝq oʇ pǝsoddns ɐ sɐ ʞlnɥ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʞooq ɹoɹɹoɥ ɐ ʎlsnoıɹǝs ǝʞɐʇ ǝuoʎuɐ uɐɔ ʍoɥ ¿ lɐǝɹ ɹoɟ ʎɹɐɔs sı sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ǝuoʎuɐ uɐɔ ʍoɥ

/oɔ/ uo ʇsod lɐuıɟ ʎɯ ǝq llıʍ sıɥʇ

As Above
So Below

But its SJWs who do that.

>muh /pol/tards
>both threads have already been completely brigaded by r/comicbooks
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is so good. Ewing makes it look so easy. He's combined literally every run and incarnation of the Hulk there's ever been, widely different tellings from the OG Lee-Kirby to David to Bruce Jones with influences from all the media incarnations including the Saturday morning cartoons (both the 70s/80s and 90s versions), into one Tarantinioesque whole that feels just right.

Also as a Brit I love that Eqing brings in the 80s Saturday morning cartoon influence to all his Marvel work. Those licensed comics of U.S. 80s cartoons were hugely important to British comics in the 80s and kept the industry alive while giving so many writers including Moore and Moz their early breaks, along with homegrown stuff like 2000 AD. Their influence ironically hasn't turned up really in U.S. books.

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You're not fooling anybody.
Oh well, we had a long run... And keep in mind, there won't be another issue this month, so let's see how long the shitposting lasts.

oh dont worry with current 4chans lack of inventiveness this material will last until the heat death of the universe

Oh god I was thinking about it but didn't think Ewing would really insert a reference to it

Now he's inserting memes on his writing. Based

Why is the red-bird-harpy chick who eats peoples hearts so cute?

Someone needs to storytime Ewing's Zombo for the people who haven't read it.

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I hope Harpy starts trusting Bruce so he can talk to Betty again. I just want these crazy kids happy, and monster sex

So what’s his gimmick now?

I mean she's kinda justified in not trusting him. Bruce has proven to be a bit of a duplitious shit thus far.

Gamma gucci model

If we go by what the cover shows, it's likely he has radioactive vomit. But then again, he glowed like Dell Frye, so he probably has some strong Gamma touch too.

This is fiiiiine. How can this be bad?

He has no dick anymore

Good catch, I missed it.

Has he? Devil Hulk has, but Bruce has seemed like same old Bruce to me.

So, next issue shit hits the fan in style.
Fingers crossed no one else gets killed. It's missing Walt.

I mean there are several hints that the pity parade routine he puts up in front of Betty is just that; a carefully rehearsed routine. When dealing with other people he has shown himself to be something of a self-centered, arrogant asshole.

Banner is a package deal. To love him, you have to love ALL of him. That means Joe, Devil, and every other version jangling around that melon. Harpy is a personality created to protect Betty both physically and emotionally. She’s an angry Magpie huddling over her treasure

This.

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Rick Jones: The Groovy Gamma Ghoul

>"I remember everything they did to me"
>Bruce's eyes turn immediatly green
Congrats, guess what you have made him.

Damn, i want to see pissed off Rick!

Open up the door, its real.

KNOCK KNOCK
LET THE DEVIL IN

I don't think Red Harpy is an alternate personality at all. I think Betty's experiences have just made her like that, and to her transforming is just like putting on a scary costume around people she doesn't want to be vulnerable towards, which is currently everyone.

H GON' GIVE IT TO YA

Powerful.

/pol/ user here. Non tumblr trans people are ok.

Joe is laughing at you this very moment.

But Gamma mutants are also exaggerations of one’s own feelings and mental state too. She Hulk for example has been her sexy confident self, and the dumb lug Aaron’s been writing. Furthermore, Bruce talks to Harpy like a separate entity, but that may be his mistake

Really bigg and thicc Hulk owo

Shadow Base can't stop all of them

So issue 25?

GUYS WE GOTTA FREE OUR FRIEND DEL FRYE FROM AREA 51

Who else pictured Hulk Naruto running?

What is that concentration camps meme they're spamming? I can tell they're retarded, I just want to figure out the form their retardation is taking.

I wasn't, but now I'm picturing him doing it but he's also doing his hulk leaps to get there.

Based Joe

Are you and your copycats gonna do until the heat death?

imagine having to look up remotely relevant quotations for 20+ issues, just because you had a few prepared that you liked and didn't think it through

Ewing's said he's planned out a pretty good length run, i bet he's got a word doc full of quotes

Creel and Titania are so cute together

This page. This whole fucking page.

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>Bruce has seemed like same old Bruce to me
Well, yeah, and Bruce has always been kind of an asshole.

Rulk when?
>Carnage dug up Ross’s corpse
>Sucked the codex from his spine
>Left him in that mass grave
>Government recovered body, and plan to return him to his burial site
And what are the odds Ross won’t make it there? Better question; what will new Gamma Ross be? Because I’m leaning on a Zzax knockoff

>Rulk when?
Maximum Carnage tie-in in October

A giant angry moustache

Just how mad is she?

When the fuck did Titania or Creel ever give a shit about civilians?

I'm so mad about that because I hate Carnage and wanna avoid the event but love Rulk. It's Ewing at least.

Something between Zzzax and Rhulk, which given Rhulk's powers, is going to be messy to deal with.

I started posting this since like issue 10, and only once somebody posted it before me.

Very

good, that's when the boost in sales started.

Rulk was unstable, and burning hot, right? He’s certainly going to be “Thunderbolt” Ross in some degree. I just can’t imagine what that’d look like. Perhaps a burning Hulk corpse cackling with electricity?

So they are just dragging that repugnant reporter around so that she'll eventually get tagged and turn into another Gamma.

I mean its a clear setup since she's dodged death a few dozen times now.

They're crooks and thugs but they've never been, like, indiscriminate killers.

This, but unironically. How many transsexuals are there, anyway? They're like, a fraction of a fraction. What dark corners of the earth did they crawl out from?

Joe’s obviously doing it so she would return the favor

I honestly hope we get to see Guilt Hulk or some shit.

I like how the psychic guy loves his job

He can see EVERYTHING

What should her gimmick be?

Does Joe have a troll face going on in the upper right?

Bitching about "Green Privilege"

they posted my letter holy shit that’s super cool

good for you, Noah

they're THAT thin skinned, they need their trigger warnings.

Don't interrupt the storytime, you jackass.

He's late.

He pretty much always does

I don’t actually care about the politics but considering how angry mutants make people I wonder what they think of trannies

Oh, God, they're gonna make black reporter lady the new Wendigo somehow, aren't they?

no editor's note? come on marvel

if you ever needed another reason not to support marvel

Realistically no one would care since they're living in an universe where holograms and augmented reality exists, CRISPR alone could change their chromosomes to fit their gender, it's no big deal. Mutanthood is a whole different ordeal.
Ewing actually said he pitched the book in a way that wouldn't have editor's note of any sort, nor references to other issues beyond the letters page, as to not break the tone of the series.
Oh I heard this song before. Then issue #16 hit the stands...

Oh fucking course she rights about trans rights issues.

Fuck off and die-late.

Ewing as usual predicting the reaction to his writing and breaking the fourth wall. He truly is another Morrison.

I wonder if this is due to his connect to Mar and Genis mixing in with Gamma

Or if this is Destiny Force

Drink some juice and calm down, son.

Good issue, and it even gave the outragefags an opportunity to do what they do best, be a bunch of thin skinned whiney faggots.

Nice, user.
I ought to write in again some time.

I've wanted to, but he already replies to my tweets so it's kinda redundant.

Probably just Destiny Force since he used the band only to switch places with them, he didn't get any actual powers from them. Unless this will somehow lead to him going into the Microverse again

I hope he'll turn blue eventually, i liked A-Bomb's design and we already know Bennett knows how to draw it.

one is too many.

He just hearts mine

Probably should ask a question to start with, tho. Maybe about Langkwoski, I don't want him to stay dead.

But only a Wendigo can pass the curse

It was an awful show, but I actually liked the Agents of SMASH design for A-Bomb.

The horn mohawk was kinda cool

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I thought you just needed to (knowingly) eat human flesh in Canada

You could unknowingly too

God, Marvel's Canada is really a fucking shithole

Her character is an insufferable journalist

>>Carnage dug up Ross’s corpse
>>Sucked the codex from his spine

Wait what and why? In what book that happened?

We only know someone took Ross, presumably Carnage since he is the one hunting for the codex

Rick did get to use the nega-bands and was more adept with them than Marv because humand have more psionic energy than the Kree.

>what's the matter, are you not MAN enough to let someone else fuck your wife?
this is what you sound like

>Wait what and why? In what book that happened?
here

>Betty protects Joe and McGee from the power of Rick Jones' dick

thank you

I wonder if we'll see Teen Abomination at all in this run. I'd really like him to stick around.

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The show also had a great Abomination. Blonsky actually looks great with clothes.

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i'd settle for a flashback of doc green depowering him

I still think he was Tony's actual child

>Job lets you make people gay on the side

Sign me the fuck up

Did the US military having actual psychics every come up before?

List every way Marvel Canada is a shithole.

But Teen Abomination was running around with the Howling Commandos at the same time Chulk was around

He can even see you jerking off.

brain? or papa Banner?

GONNA GET ME SOME HARPY PUSSY

>Weapon X in its shittiest version
>Master of the world hides as Trudeau
>Every politician is either evil or see above
>Restaurants with zero security regulations where you get fed human meat and you can transform into Wendigos
>Stablished that the northern zones are a conduit to horrible shit like Tanaraq and lately stuff like the One Below All
>Full of Canadians

what about logan? and that hot vindicator, those gotta be pros
you forgot that there are a lot of chinks and poos too

Well you sure showed me, you went right ahead and proved me right.

Everything worth it there just ends up moving away or has a mobile base like based Puck.

I also forgot that they literally made concentration camps for their own population of mutants and ended up incarcerating a few dissidents too.

Maybe he meant Sasquatch

WITH THE NONSTOP POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL

Wasn't that covered in
>Weapon X in its shittiest version

why is betty being such a cunt to bruce?

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Because he's a walking disaster who she only just recently realized has been basically putting up a front as the pathetic pitiable puny Banner to drag people down with him.

He recently showed up in Taylor's X-Men Red so he's still powered

>I get that...folks wanting to be themselves.
How do you not understand why one of Banner's personalities would empathize with that?

>B-BUT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO FUCK MCGEE
She identifies his dickishness earlier as his attempt at charming her on the same page.

Pavlov would take one look at you guys and start jerking off.

Now you're paranoid about STAR TREK russians. RENT FREE, baby, RENT FREE.

*dabs*

If anything, Walter might become a Wendigo. Remember his rampage when he was possessed? I feel like that would pretty interesting.

If anything, the reporter might be killed off like Jim or forgotten like Pantheon

probably when a solar or lunar eclipse happens.

the king of nobodies is fred sloane who i can only remember because he has the same 70s blonde hair as luke cage's roommate at the movie theater

[TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES]

Immortal Hulk #20 shows in the last page that the psychics at Shadow Base didn't see it until it was already done, but Ross was gone from his grave, and red gooey tendrils were all around it. You can spy Kasady's smile hiding in the top-left corner of the page.

In Absolute Carnage #1, most bodies of people bonded with symbiotes, including Ross (explicitely mentioned), are dug up and thrown into a mass grave somewhere else, which is eventually discovred and broadcasted on live tv while Venom and Spidey are watching. Venom explains that Carnage is using the symbiote dna imprint that all symbiotes leave behind to rebuild the Codex necessary to call Knull back.

Wait what did Hulk do in Jersey?

>joe fixit says trans rights

hahaha I love it when this book trolls you guys

What is happening in FF, i suppose?

That raises a good point: Where do imprison alien POWs from multiple different Earth invasions? Guantanamo?

HULK NARUTO RUN AT PUNY GUARDS!

>Ewing actually said he pitched the book in a way that wouldn't have editor's note of any sort, nor references to other issues beyond the letters page, as to not break the tone of the series.

yeah I'm kind of surprised they even mentioned it, they didn't mention The Best Defense tie in at all to my knowledge

Absolute Carnage.

No, that’s mentioned right after.

>I like you because you make people angry
Totally a good reason to drag generic sidekick girl #44 around.

I mean, for a guy whose powers literally work off getting angry...

banner never called to let her know he was alive until he was having a mental break down again

And she'll turn into a Gamma Beast too

Why do Journalists care about making front page news?
You know what I see on front page news 9 times out of 10? Printed clickbait or garbage.
Or the latest bullshit political rumours.
Making front page doesn't really get you that far in real life.

>Why do Journalists care about making front page news?
Recognition. Not exactly difficult, there.
>Making front page doesn't really get you that far in real life.
If you're good at what you do and your work is worth the attention, what's the problem exactly?

It was a stale cliche in the 90s, when actual papers started to die out. Now it's almost dust, if papers weren't being artificially kept alive at a loss the phrase 'front page news' would be as archaic as references to the Boer War.

Oh I thought it might be his appearance in Weapon H

Would you guys read a spinoff called "Harpy; Bride of Hulk"?

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does she have feathers down there?

Why is Bruce written as an asshole when he's supposed to be the same type of self sacrificing hero as Peter with double the suffering?

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Because he is an asshole? He has antisocial tendencies like early career Peter Parker, and is in a constant battle with himself and most of the world. Excuse him for not being polite.

I like how this series so far has humanized Creel.

Not sure how else a guy can react when he's thrown in the deep end since early in his life and ostracised from society as an abomination and an existential threat to everything that lives after being the unwilling victim of a gamma incident.

he's basically a good man but self centered because of his neuroses and trauma

nobody really cares about him he's just seen as this walking WMD or pities him

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That's a nice cover.

I'm loving Puck in this

>that dig at Slott
kek

Ha! I That's one way to figuratively slam a door.

No, she ASSUMES Bruce is just putting up a front because she needs an excuse to vent.

Ten bucks says that the Fart Cloud Below orchestrated this and has a strong link to the abomination shell. Fortean is actually dead and digested but his face has been a talking face slab for the fart cloud.

Bruce was absolutely an asshole right up until his sacrificial moment

Saving Rick surprised even him

>Area 51
I KNEW that's where Shadowbase was located!

Because counting his personalities he is a walking cast of like 5 or 6 now. He gets shuffled out.

In the MCU the recognized that actors can do a good job portraying Bruce, charisma that doesn't get carried across in comics.

Or maybe Bruce Mode doesn't sell toys.

Front or not, intentional or not, Bruce does have a habit of wrecking Betty's life. Her anger is totally justified.

So where's Blonsky?

That's the real question;
Bullshit answers incoming.

Oh, I'm not saying it isn't. I'm just saying it's a little more complex than Bruce being intentionally manipulative.

It's been mentioned. Around Jupiter.

His brain and spinal cord?

He also said he knows what it's like to feel trapped in someone else's body, but mostly Joe likes people getting anally anguished.

I was thinking charred green skeleton when Hulk yanks him out. That's much spookier.

I wanna see Bruce hang out with Moon Knight now.

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Sure. Might be more fun than her Red She-Hulk book.

You just wanted someone to post the model sheet, didn't you?

Yep.

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It does seem 'Feathery'.
A hint of ye ole feathers.

>Local LCS store
Sorry, I only buy Detective DC Comics at my local LCS store.

So how long until Blonsky comes crashing down from the heavens and pissed off?
That's......actually a great idea
Making Betty a she Hulk was always dumb to me. Glad she's back in feathers

>hahaha I love it when this book trolls you guys
That's cool let it troll I didn't pay for it and I certainly won't support marvel for doing stupid shit either. I don't know what marvel gains from alienating it's fans. It's fine though spending money on new hobbies comics and cartoons are just about dead now for me.

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>So how long until Blonsky comes crashing down from the heavens and pissed off?

I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up in the arc after this one. Or at least some point in the future.

>I don't know what marvel gains from alienating it's fans
If you feel "alienated" by Marvel because a character in it dared to say "trans rights", I think you're the one with the problem, not them.

I think his turn started in the Black Bolt series when he was in the space prison and essentially died sacrificing himself, this just seems to be a continuation where he seems to be getting over just being just a thug for the sake of it.

Not sure how long this is going to last, but I've been fine with how they're doing it so far.

She got her braids blown out and become harpy again because of his shit, she’s just getting tired of the hulk shit and is venting a lot of it on Bruce but she really does still care about him, although it is funny how she treats the hulks like completely different people and doesn’t seem to be as angry at them, I wonder how she feels about hulk fucking every woman under the sun when he cwn

Does this book really needs this? It becomes more of a chore than plain fun when he includes this stuff.

>'Joe talks about how people start throwing fits over things like this.'
>this post
>this thread

So meta.

It's just a series of bad decisions with this guy

Stay mad, puny humans

>GR.
Laughed harder that I should.

What's even more funny is the guy saying it is certifiably insane and a literal monster. He killed and consumed a guy and talked about destroying the world in previous issues, but the moment these people find too appalling, the moment that makes them completely unplug from the character, is when he utters the words "trans rights."

>He killed and consumed a guy and talked about destroying the world in previous issues
That's Devil Hulk. This is Joe Fixit. The worst you can say about Joe is that he's an asshole and has a gambling addiction.

Marc is really a mess, makes Bruce's personas a little physicological breakdown in comparision.

And sex addiction, don't forget that.

Who the heck told you that?

devil used to be a bad boy

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Let me try and explain this very, very simply so that even the retards migrating from /pol/ understand.
Joe understands, as a Hulk trapped in a puny human's body, what a trans person is going through. He also, as kind of an asshole, enjoys the bullshit that you reprobates spew when someone says the word "trans" and doesn't follow with "-people must die."
He is not arguing for or against trans people.
You are in fact playing into his trap by starting a shitstorm, because Joe is also kind of a troll. He might even think this post is puny human bullshit, and laugh at this, as well.

Can we please just read these stupid books and enjoy them in peace now?

Dude there is little to no bitching in this thread, it is the same retard with an hateboner as usual, only this time he is trying to bait /pol/ with little to no results.

>Stockton

ah, yes. Northern Fresno.

>paying for comics
you fucking imbecile

that's pretty neat

>new issue is out
>263 posters and 127 posters
>thread hasn't even reached bump limit after 22 hours
What killed the hype?

>No. This is ME.
Pls marry me

Okay fuck it Joe is the best character in this series. Kill off Bruce and just make it about Joe.

>subtle tranny propaganda

>263 posters and 127 posters
So, how many of you gamma faggots are samefagging from different personalities?!

>What killed the hype?
For me another one of THOSE pages.

My only personality is the one that wants to fuck Red Harpy.

do these people ever stop patting themselves on the back?

Do you ever stop being a little bitch?

Nope. Trannies and blacks and their allies shall inherit the Earth, girlfriend!

How the hell does she hear him through those hands?

Good point, I’d love to see him try his hand at this story’s Bruce/Joe.

Me, Myself and Irene also featured normalization of black men cucking white men and population replacement via same while undermining the authority of the police. Of course Ewingfags would like that movie.

Why is Manly Tears in this comic?

that's an average of two posts each

>posting TWICE in the SAME THREAD
Sad!

Thx, I guess...

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That's what happens when a book is good, there is a discussion, nothing like garbage the likes of Batman (just to take one really bad book as an example) where people only posts about of shit it is.

>you just did it
Sad!

>implying he wasn't sperging in this thread already

You give him way too much credit.

Are people really getting ass-shattered that a legitimately insane fellow powered by anger, in Mr. Hyde mode, is pleased that someone wrote an article promoting crazy people who want to transform that's making people angry?

This seems an appropriate reaction by Fixit on several different levels.

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>people
No, not people. Just the usual spergs.

Not to mention that he says outright that he primarily keeps her around because she's an aggravating bitch and it amuses him.

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Its amazing that a big 2 comic book is simply proving too challenging for some people.

Less than that considering this is a storytime so OP alone made 23 posts, meaning most of the other posts in the thread are from new IPs

I've posted probably 6 times, including half of the last 6 and I honestly don't give a fuck if it bothers someone.

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So whaddya think the green goop coming out of Fortean's nose is?

Gamma juice. Fresh squeezed from his brain.

Given the cover for the next issue, i'd say TOBA is messing with him.

What the hell is trans rights? They can’t vote or something?

>Sinnott Hotel

good shit

They're not permitted to have people put in jail for "misgendering" them

Trans-rights = the right to compete as a woman when you have the superior physique and musculature of a man
Also the right to molest children in bathrooms

This was kind of a dumb move. They know you have a teleporter. They’re Deep State and you’re government funded. Regardless, you should teleport a bomb through first, or at the very least only one or two at a time to make sure it’s safe.

its the hatching

NOBODY’S READY FOR ASUKA

Why bring Black Girl? She’s not bulletproof.

Kinda looks like Yashuo

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So what was TOBA doing in the Maestro timeline?

That's exactly why you bring her, if you are Devil Hulk.

She's the court jester in Maestro's new kingdom.

He also worked for the mob.

She's a reporter.

read it as "their aliens", wasn't too surprised

Dialate, puny tranny.

Aliens turning men into women sounds pretty hot.

Is Ultron a trans supporter then? He turned his dad Hank into a woman.

>subtle

Ultron is a machine who wants to be a human. He's extremely confused.

Look I just porn of Harpy

I second also

that was Tony Stark

>So what was TOBA doing in the Maestro timeline?
Partying?

>people upset about real world shit invading their escape

Wow I wonder why

I only come to this threads for this

Third

I feel like Blonsky isn't going to show. For the purpose of this book, Subject B/Rick/Fortean IS the Abomination.

>Dialate
The fuck does this even mean?

He means dilate. It refers to the practice of pumping apart the festering surgical wound trannies call a vagina. Failure to do so results in the wound closing.

>That's Devil Hulk. This is Joe Fixit.
No, it's Bruce Banner. The Hulks are delusions in his head. And remember the anti-trans credo: don't indulge the delusions of the mentally ill.
That's retarded, especially for a Marvel comic, which has been doing stuff like that since it's inception. You might as well bitch that the story is taking place on Earth

But user, the Hulks have been shown to be separate entities.

don't bother with normies that don't actualy read comics

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pretty sure user is being facetious to call the user he's responding to a dumbass

>only one person dislikes trannies

No only one retard is using it as a strawman.

That's how I took it (someone else who just read the posts)

>>Bruce's eyes turn immediatly green
I think it's just the green light being reflected in Joe's grey eyes.

>people upset about real world shit invading their escape
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Yes that's what I said

>tranny weirdos acting like people read marvel to learn the news

I mean, Nazis did get upset about this so not much has changed

You can always stop reading this if it bothers your sensibilities so much. Your interest won't be missed, nor your false attempts to shame the writers for putting stuff that triggers you in their comics.

>to learn the news
lol

To be fair, they were still created by the shitty events that happened to him.

Ultron confirmed for trans.

Someone please remind me how Devil Hulk exists outside of Bruce's body now?

Cool beans. Glad my money that I haven't spent on Marvel since X-Men: Legacy isn't missed. Hope they and you fucking die in a fire, too! Excelsior!

What? The other half naked guy is Rick

I assume that's Jones next to Devil, not Banner.

He doesn’t.

I think I've come to understand now that I've been stuck with a bunch of mental retards when it comes to comics and cartoons. It's time I moved past this and grow up find new hobbies and just let the kid in my die as it should have that day when I bought spore.

It's thanks to you guys defending marvel and DC that's given me the will to see the mistakes I've had with forcing myself to try and enjoy something that won't let go of 2016 and telling me how I should think instead of letting me just enjoy a small escape in a dark world.

Let the roast begin faggots!

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Why is this book so fucking based?

That actually IS Bruce, and this meeting is taking place in his mind. It was during the Paul Jenkins run. TONS of different Hulls busted loose, Devil Hulk being the worst.

Smashaholic here.
Of course, this issue left me wanting a bit, but,
There's no reason to not have a good build up for an exquisite smashing.
I'll wait a month for that.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, snowflake.

I'll humor you a bit on this being in his mind, but still no, the worst would have been Guilt Hulk.

do there is more art of her ??
i need em for science

Retard.

Retard.

Fourth.

>book mentions how easily people lose their shit over trannies
>(You).jpg

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The clownery of this post jumped out.

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Come on, now. Don't give the idiot attention just to bump the thread.

Based Joe

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Love how Joe just tossed him in the tub of a Motel 6:
On the run; Keeping it real.
Banner, of old, would have sneaked into Gamma Base to 'cure' him of his Gamma sickness.

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Why is she being more cordial with Joe than Bruce?

Because at this moment she hates Bruce for being a pathetic pity party while Joe is pretty much the opposite of that

>he's supposed to be the same type of self sacrificing hero as Peter with double the suffering?

Is he? Bruce's upbringing was far more fucked up than Peter's. Peter at least had May and Ben to teach him the whole responsability lingo, Bruce's mom died when he was very young and his dad was the worst piece of shit on the marvel universe. It's natural he wouldn't turn out as nice or as "normal" as Peter

>Why are we still here? just to fiddle?

>How_can_one_page_do_hulk_so_right_thread.jpg

It must be great to have hulk personalities like joe that you can just switch too

Joe knows what the ladies like.

Hulk related question.

What happened to his son?

Got depowered and is living in Paris or something

Most of those personalities hate him, though, so it's not that great.

Ironically the one who probably likes and cares for Bruce the most is the Hulk he distrusts(back then at least) the most.

I can't wait for Leader to appear and become so smart through stuff that he's 100% brain and he's so smart he makes Reed Richards look like a dumbass.

You mean he makes Dr. Doom look like a dumbass.

>tfw too smart for omnipotence.

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>tfw too smart to know everything

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That's omniscience

Savage hulk: hates banner
Joe: dislikes banner
Professor: likes banner
Green scar: at first dislikes but later likes and works together with banner.
Doc green: dispises banner
Devil: loves banner
Guilt: hates banner

Hulk bump puny thread.

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Given the premise of the book, i think it is more likely that he'll tap in some lovecraftian knowledge of the universe and turn mad

He'll probably be first killed via decapitation before getting these kinds of changes.

SALES REPORTS ARE IN
HULK OUTSOLD BATMAN FOR THE FOURTH TIME

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Our god is the strongest god there is.

to be honest the fear of emotional hurt after year of abuse by his father is a very good excuse for Bruce to instinctively try to push people away from his life, it comes all from a pretty deep self hatred that created stuff like the Guilt Hulk. It has been a pretty consistent theme for most of the bigger Hulk runs

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didn't he appear in that one Weapon H crossover?
He looked just as he always looked though, he also was quite aware of the Devil Hulk and avoided him on purpose.

He can't keep getting away with this!

Please fuck off and get ran over.

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They knock down buildings indiscriminately.
Surely not every one of those structures were empty.

Fifth, actually.

Batfags seething.
>Never stop making them pay

When does Guilt Hulk come back and start fucking shit up? Last time I believe he needed Savage, Joe, and Professor Hulk to beat him up.

So who does Joe fuck first, Harpy, McGee or both?

Samson, as the "here he comes guy".
Seems perfect.

If McGee gets over the creepy factor, her. But I don't think Betty could stand seeing that face for too long, even if she knows who's behind the wheel.
My favorite is Titania's salacious face.

oh, so I'm not crazy!

In Bruce's head
>Bruce: Oh god, what's Joe doing?
>Devil: Well, when a man loves--
>Bruce: Damn it, not the time!!
>Devil: To be fair, if Joe didn't, I'm about 70% sure, *I* would've.
>Bruce: This is insa--Is...is Betty watching? In Harpy form?!
>Devil: Well, we're watching technically.........does this count as an orgy?

The whole page was perfect set-up for what came next.
Smashing, inbound.

Considering his ties to the MU, I'm surprised they went along with fucking with Rick Jones. He's cool with The Avengers, had god like powers a few times and there's the Hulk. He should be up there with Cap, Grimm, Jarvis & Pete in "DO NOT FUCK WITH."

They wanted Hulk's attention and they got it, bunch of fools.

Spencer saw the opportunity to really hammer the point across that Stevil was The Real Deal™ and did that. He was unused since PAD iirc.

During PAD's run, Fixit and Betty got along. She told him she was pregnant and his reaction was more what she needed than Bruce's reaction.

fuck Rick Jones killing him was the best thing HYDRA Cap did

I understand characters, even villains, need character develop, but Making two well known villains, a married couple no less, go legit, dwindles the roster of villains of their class which is small. I mean who can replace them now and be as memorable as them? Marvel's attempts to make new villains to match the popularity of existing one and stick seem to fall flat a lot of times nowadays.

I thought there are no place for Leotards on women in 2019? Guess only female writers have a problem with them.

kek look at all these replies proving joe right

CANT STOP
WONT STOP

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How much is actually serious though? How much is just people making a comment to seem mad about it but only made said comment to get (you)s over the people who like to point and laugh at the mad party? I like to think everyone is in on the joke and just trolling each other but sometimes I wonder. If you seriously mad about this stop. If you are pointing and laughing like to take some type moral high ground, your just retarded as the guys getting mad over all of this cause you dont know If their serious or not and you cant read minds.

I'll let you in a secret: "trannies" are Yea Forums's new "furries". As in, something to rail against, often irrationally, highlighting the worst of them while ignoring the rest. Haven't you noticed that despite years of animosity towards the furry community, they've crept back on Yea Forums and have their nsfw threads, even persuing /trash/ as their own board? Back in the day, not even that would be allowed.
So yeah, a lot of them are mad at them, but they don't even know why. They're such a small minority but they keep using them as a scapegoat, something to vent their frustrations, and came up with several slurs to show just how much they hate them.
In time, I'm sure they'll give up... I'll give it 5 years tops, though.

I think that can only happen is if for some reason or another, Devil Hulk is not active since his very presence is said to nullify Guilt Hulk. The way I see it, Devil Hulk can also probably be seen as the representation of Bruce's Pride, as he is designed to love and care for Bruce's well being above all else.

One view, but not the truth, but what is truth nowadays in this age? Theres more to it like everything thing else.

Last time it was brought up was Generations.

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That's what happens when one doesn't know their lore: I had no idea that was Guilt Hulk because I didn't read anything with Hulk until Ewing. I did read that one-shot, though.

every troll thinks they are in on the joke right up until they get genuinely mad anyway 2-3 replies in anyway, and resume thinking they are in on the joke as soon as they calm down

>who can replace them now and be as memorable as them?
I want a Boomerang & Man-Thing mini

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the Destiny Force isn't public knowledge. Your average military himbo doesn't know about Unlimited Avengers Works.

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could have had least whipped up a DIY UV drip to hydrate him

And more like say and if they are gone? Who then?

Also, I meant a married villain couple, a cannon one.

why? do you have a marriage fetish?

Again, one view but not the truth. Theres always more.

they'll probably switch to other kinds of body modification by then. while they jump from scapegoat to scapegoat there's a constant subtext of anthro-chauvanism purefaggotry, this knee-jerk reaction to anyone just altering their body and appearance to suit themselves rather than surrendering to what we were born with.

Westerner detected

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>Professor: likes banner
Is that really the case, though? Even in Jenkin's run where his status was retconned, Prof. didn't really interact with Bruce much. Sure, he was willing to act as Bruce's proxy, but you don't know how he really felt about the situation.

Sometimes, you just have to stick em in the tub, with ass shooting towards the drain.
Tough times.

I do actually but that's not the point. Rarely do you see villain couples and having one of the note worthy ones go legit kinda sucks.

He's been pumped full of Gamma for weeks.
Hydration is literally the least of his problems.

Since when did they go legit? This is all circumstantial for them, they're still operating outside the law here.

Fairest assessment;
Literally no one in this run is operating within man's law or moral law.
Maybe Samson; But he is now the "oh, shit. Here it comes" guy.

Titania’s been bouncing around between legit and not for a while. Personally I think it is great, these guys and people like Wrecking Crew and Spidey’s foes have done this dance enough. Either they go bigger or walk the line.

Titania and Creel are career criminals, emphasis on career. They aim to make money, they aren’t thrill killers or anything like that.

tfw I bought this without seeing this
FUck marvel

Do you have a problem with a regular 'FUCK'?
Get Mad, puny Bitch.

What exactly is the secret of Immortal Hulk's success? I can't see it.

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The road of man becoming monster and monster becoming man, along with a road trip through every Hulk, ever, on top of great and disturbing body horror elements. It’s a definitive work for something that has been boring and derivative for decades.

Based.

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Doing something different while respecting the character and his history. It's that simple, but apparently modern writers can't seem to understand that.

It's well written first and foremost, it presents the reader with a take on a character they're familiar with in a way most don't normally expect, it's also the return from the grave after a series of mismanagements and poorly written events, and it doesn't miss its clearly plotted in a way that doesn't skip a beat even during "breather" issues (like this one), all the while being very casual friendly. Anyone can jump right in and catch up without having read a single Hulk issue before, unlike other big series at the moment that demand a degree of knowledge of the previous runs to understand what's going on.

Someone want to replace McGee with a photo of Ewing?

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Joe Fixit solo when?

>solo
No, it'd be a team-up with Patchy.

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I'm really surprised he started to become some sort of supporting character actually.
Before IH, when was he last time he was used?

Forgive me for my ignorance, but what's the timeline with these two? I know that Joe was kind of the first Hulk, even if he was named later. But was it still Joe when Wolverine was first introduced? Or had savage Hulk become the main Hulk at that point.

Joe Fixit, the Grey Hulk, became the new personality running things during Peter David's run, quite a long time after Wolverine was first introduced.

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Betty's died like what...three times now?

Oh. For some reason I was under the impression the whole grey hulk and aversion to sunlight was a fairly early thing, and then Peter David just gave that particular Hulk a name

Technically, he wan in the recent PAD's one shot about the Hulk.

You're right, Hulk started off grey and transformed at night. This lasted for a whole of six issues. The Joe concept came out during the Peter David run though.
Wolverine met Hulk when he was green and dumb.

Right, cool. All I wanted to know

Soooooo...how many final post you did?

You worthless alt subhuman just made sure, that ill buy the omni of this. And i never bought one before in my life.

Also, swallow a bullet, child murderer.

:)

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Either way still works.

Also, I'm not laughing because of some moral high ground, I'm laughing at how easy it is to trigger some people or at least easy to get people to reply.

I-is that Hulkeye in the front there?

It's Mustang from an old What If the Avengers had stayed on Battleworld

He's the son of She-Hulk and Hawkeye

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since gamma radiation is from the one below all, does that make any gamma user demonic?

>He's the son of She-Hulk and Hawkeye

hey my OTP happened in one world!

A third form of Gamma radiation, the emanations, is used by TOBA as a conduit to influence people and events, but the radiation itself isn't demonic. You can argue that each form of radiation (particle and wave) are essentially the same Gamma, but the emanation is direct divine intervention that conflicts with science.

They met the first time during Savage Hulk period. And there was one storyline where X-men were assumed to be dead(never read that one) but Wolverine was still around incognito pretending to be some guy called Patch. They met again during one story where "Patch" fooled him doing some dirty job for him and Joe thanked him for it by punching Patch to the road at full force so it's safe to say both recognized each other.

Why wasn't his name Hulkeye?

Wait, Cat and Rogue hit it? HOW?

The memories and personality she stole from Carol took over Rogue's body

Carol had control over Rogue's powers and fucked Steve

>Carol had control over Rogue's powers
...fine, whatever.

It does sound dumb to me, although she did something similar in Thompson's Captain Marvel, when Rogue absorbed Carol again and she took over her body, to defeat Makhizmo.

I wanna hang out with Joe.

I... can't take him seriously when he looks like a pre-schooler dribbling snot.

I guess that's intentional

>Before IH, when was he last time he was used?
Pretty sure it was the Hulk Smash Avengers miniseries, although that was a series of flashback stories.

>You're right, Hulk started off grey and transformed at night. This lasted for a whole of six issues.

Two and a half issues, actually. He winds up getting a heavier dose of gamma rays in #3 which lets him stay out in sunlight, and from #4-6 he uses a machine to induce the transformations.

Rogue a shit and Carol is actually competent.
Also Carol and Steve's daughter had Mjolnir too, plus Cap's shield and Carol's powers.

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Rogue's issues controlling her powers are probably a mental block due to the trauma of absorbing whole minds into her own

Xavier was able to cure her of that block back during X-Men Legacy, but she lost control again when she accidentally absorbed Wonder Man whole and wasn't able to get him out