If Disney made an animated film based in ancient Rome, what would the plot be ?

saturnalia

They need more characters to print in notebooks and phone cases

A smart and pretty barbarian princess helping her people overthrow the stupid and ugly Romans. The Romans wouldn't be the good guys in a Disney movie because they killed Jesus and wouldn't move merch in the Bible Belt and China wouldn't release the barbarian princess one in their country because they would claim it's just a revisionist ripoff of Mulan, so Disney wouldn't even make it in the first place.

Mulan but with a rebelious gaul princess that is revealed to be Vercingetorix daughter at the end.

Why must Rome always be vilified, first thing people think of is the Roman Empire, and it’s like people instantly think any form of empire must be evil.

What said. Plus you never become a gigantic empire by being humble or generous (But being a slave in Rome was a better living than being a peasant in barbarian civilizations, and you could work to buy your freedom and become a citizen in less than five years) and in whitebread stories you can't have the heroes being the cold cunning ones. They let Asian and Native American slip away with this just because they never bothered to learn much about them

anyone know where i can read jjfrenchie's rome comic? the usual site i go to is down

With dark skinned romans/north african protagonists and fair skinned/blonde germanic villains

Princess is sad but she is a filthy gaul or worse a carthaginian and ends up getting crucified

Two hours musical about putting down a fire while someone laughs in the distance.

Lemme guess ATF?

whatever it'd be itd be highly inaccurate. You might as well just consider Hercules their "roman" film.

Probably would be about Romulus and Remus. Carthaginian war is too violent. Caesar's rise to power would be too troublesome. Anything beyond the third century would be automatically forbidden since Christianity became so prominent. Caligula is a little R Rated.

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They would do the usual family goy musical flash mob scenario at the beginning, mid and end with a "princess needs to get from point A to point B, retrieve the magical/royal maguffin then bring to point C in order to prevent a catastrophic event set up by the villain to take advantage of the turmoil and cease power to take over the empire, princess escorted by the typical mercenary and a stupid talking pet (can't go without one of those!) who have to fend off the villain's hitmen/minions and outwit his traps and foil his plans" plot setting.

>because they killed Jesus
And (((who))) send the roman "police" after his ass? (((who))) didn't like being called out on their money grubbing, political schemes, power tripping and malicious nature, so they suggested the romans to go after him and his followers before he got too big?

The same reason as to why any old european civilization (before the hijacking and usury from foreign interests) prowess is vilified by the media machine. Even though other empires where far worst and more evil but that never gets addressed and pointing it out will earn you the "racist" label because:
>whitey sneezes, whitey bad!
>browns n blacks rape, murder and pillage, browns n black heroes and main characters!

>They let Asian and Native American slip away with this just because they never bothered to learn much about them
Not that they would've done it any different if they knew, which they probably did. It's that certain groups never get criticized for their wrongs or their ugly sides and deeds focused on so much by the media.

The most blatant and cancerous trope used in media or variations thereof, even the japs are very fond of the "slightly tanned typical jap main character, fair/pale skinned female harem/male buttmonkey/loser villain" crap.

So historically accurate?

who watches disney movies for their accuracy genius ?

you can't just dump this without any sauce

>the romans killed jesus

lmao

"dark-skinned" does not mean black user, no matter how much amerimutts want it to.

Inaccurate

JJfrenchie

>Vomitorium thought to be rooms where ancient Romans would go vomit by Victorian dipshits.
>It's just an exit
Archeology at that time was a bunch of drinks and grave robbers pulling shit out their ass.

The Aeneid is a pretty hefty book about how Romans were actually Trojans getting revenge the whole time.

Also Roman history is full of weird shit like the Sybiline books of prophecy, the Mithraic cults, the Portents and Auspices and lots and lots of ghost stories. Romans were simultaneously the most logic and pragmatic people and also the most superstitious and deeply believing people ever. They didn't just think the supernatural was real, they thought it was absolutely necessary to deal with it all very seriously.

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>why would that be the case

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But it takes place in greece

Idk