THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS
THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS
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The torture?
We should compile a list of things Bendis has fucked up.
You know... The torture.
The thing were they... y'know... put you to the rack or apply hot coals?
Yeah, that torture...
and that... never stops?
Is he sick?
I am a huge Marvel casual but I know he he buttfucked the Guardians of the Galaxy and all of the related characters to the point where the MCU movies were actually a huge step up from the comics by the time they came out.
God I hope so.
He was sick a couple years ago, he actually almost died and lost a lot of weight.
That's... THAT'S what Bendis looks like?
He looks like the guy who sits on a bench alone at a playground watching young boys so he can masturbate to them later. The fuck.
He looks worse than he was one year ago
He does fetishize black children.
James Gunn told the cast NOT to read his material during filming. Bendis is also guilty of
>Making symbiotes "The Klyntar"
>Killing War Machine in Civil War 2 because he thought the movie was going to
>Hard push of Miles that alienated readers for some time
>Pushed aside Rhodey's niece in favor of Riri Williams, who built an Iron Man suit in a dorm on a dare
Everything but some street level shit. I'm glad hes in dc.
He got over something that made him drop weight. Cancer maybe?
I get the impression that he is more of a BLACKED guy than a pedophile.
He seems to have a thing for black male on white/hispanic females.
You people are cringe, Jesus
He can be both, you know?
I liked the cartoon but all the comics were pretty boring
hopefully bendis fixes that
i miss fat bendis
Gentlemen, we have our perfect casting for Mr. Magoo.
HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUSTSHAS HAHAUSHAHAHAJAHAHAYA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAS JAJHSHADD HADD HSEE HST. HSJAHAHA
>Implying you or any of us here will look any better at 51, if we ever get that old
no i honestly will
He looks pretty rough for 51 desu.
Why does he keep getting work? Who even reads his shit?
...
Shockingly, he has a group of die-hards. Not specifically "SJW's" but, just a group of casual reader who've heard his name for years and are willing to fork over some cash for a couple of issues.
You'd think they'd wise up. I used to be a fan back during his Ultimate Spider-Man days
>Killing War Machine in Civil War 2 because he thought the movie was going to
Is he still dead?
He almost died of MRSA shortly before switching to DC. He survived, but lost a fuck ton of weight in the process, MRSA will fuck you up.
>looks like the guy
No, he brought him back in his Iron Man run.
>he actually almost died
really? that's terrible he should have
>wanting Death to have to deal with Bendis
gaymen and bendis deserve each other
Gee, he should take care of whatever he has, he looks as he writes
She'd probably just drop him off with a smile without saying anything.
I get that you are a cool contrarian and all but Neil has had some very positive influence on the comic world.
Bendis has never written a single good story as far as I can tell.
Hickman goes to X-Men. Bendis goes to the Legion. For everything life gives you it takes something away. FFS.
First thing that Bendis does when taking over green lantern is turning Lois into one of them and adding a new black woman lantern as well
>Wishing a man to get sickness just because he fucked up some comics you didn't even read
I want summer to end
Whoa, are they releasing a new Legion ring, too? Could always use a fourth...
Torture? The criminal offense torture?
Hickman wanted Legion desu but DC gave it to Bendis instead
Is his run on Jessica Jones and Daredevil good? I heard he is okay when he is doing street-level heroes.
>not even a mention of his X-men and AvX
guy looks like a flaccid uncut cock
Never read JJ but I liked Daredevil and the first 120ish issues of Ultimate Spider-man are pretty good too.
>"Hey Bendis you're dead!"
>"I'm dead?"
>"Yes you're dead!"
Lol
Bendis looked more healthy when he was fat.
AIDS.
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
GET HIM OUT OF DC PLEASE PLEASE DIDIO AND LEE LET HIM GO PLEASE
Didio wants him here. He's his lap dog
>more fucking happy meal toys
It's happening again.
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.
I remember that if you wanted Hope rings, you had to order a fuck ton of REBELS.
One of the other rings was also attached to that LoSH Adventure Comics series.
Good grief what happened to you Bendis, you look hideous.
Why is he so smug?
I like REBELS, but that was seriously weird.
it was to pump up low selling books i'd imagine
Probably. Kinda feels like they could have done more to promote that book in particular, seeing as it only had one insignificant Supergirl crossover, one insignificant Blackest Night tie-in and that ring.
Why is Cassandra Nova holding a Legion flight ring?
>Neil has had some very positive influence on the comic world.
no, he hasn't
he's boring, uninspired and practically every single one of his oc donut steel characters is a ripoff 3,000 years in the making
Fucking kek, nice one user
It was specifically to prop up low selling books.
Can you guess when Blackest Night happened?
>09/2009: R.E.B.E.L.S. #8 -- 11,347 (- 2.9%)
>10/2009: R.E.B.E.L.S. #9 -- 11,284 (- 0.6%)
>11/2009: R.E.B.E.L.S. #10 -- 51,100 (+352.9%)
>12/2009: R.E.B.E.L.S. #11 -- 31,489 (- 38.4%)
>01/2010: R.E.B.E.L.S. #12 -- 12,428 (- 60.5%)
>02/2010: R.E.B.E.L.S. #13 -- 11,836 (- 4.8%)
The guy has fucked up quite a few things I used to love to read.
If he got sick enough to retire then nothing of value would be lost.
Why is it that Bendis will be allowed to fuck up both the Legion and L.E.G.I.O.N. in less than two months?
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