How would he fair in the DC universe?

based

>films himself with kids in front of heroes
>makes money for his web series while doing this
>DC heroes annoyed and ask him to stop and fuck off
>Coolcat insists he stays because he's cool cat
>DC heroes start threatening him to stop
>Coolcat cries and begs them to stop
>He has nothing but his web series he sold his entire life's savings for this gig
>Villain appears
>kids being held hostage
>they're strapped to a bomb
>DC heroes are about to step in
>Cool Cat runs in to danger
>only this time it's not for the web series views and profits
>it's because those kids strapped to the bomb are his
>coolcat gets in the building
>meets the villain
>attempts to fight and gets his ass kicked
>managed o buy enough time to untie the kids and let them escape
>Coolcat stays behind with the villain
>bomb is still ticking
>Villain tries to flee but all attempts fail because coolcats grip is too strong
>bomb goes off huge explosion
>all that's left after the explosion is Coolcats torn and burned T-shirt
>everyone mourns and pays their respect to Coolcat

Cool Cat in general is very innocent and straight-forward. Like the comics in the 50's to 60's. I'd say Butch the Bully would be a jokester Joker from the early comics and Cool Cat would be a hero a bit like Superman, but with less powers and more furry scenes.

He loves alllllll kids

thats actually a pretty decent end for him

Why won't RLM do Cool Cat guys?

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They already tend to not focus on animated fare or strictly children's movies, save for those that are already in their VHS/DVD collection.

Start mailing them dozens of copies until they review it.

It worked with Nukie.

Daddy Derik's a jerk and will probably strike their video.

could he save Jason?

I wonder if Sick Dog would have something with the fall of Green Arrow's sidekick, whatshisface

Becuase they just make fun of blockbusters and entry tier cult shit that festivals invited them to talk about. Mike and Jay are just slightly above James Rolfe, they like the idea of movies, but lack interest in structure and deep storytelling. Just see them jerking off Tarantino and the movie US without actually having anything to say

stop posting cancer

>festivals invited them to talk about
What festivals? RLM aren't established among that circuit. Recognized? Maybe/depends, but not connected with them? Not at all.

The Daily Planet will run a story about him and Savage will send over letters with anthrax.

He would probably get hit by the Batmobile right after telling Damian to look both ways before crossing the street.

Don't underestimate Cool Cat.
His uncle is Vandal Savage, his cousin is Scandal Savage and his dad runs the second biggest awards show in Hollywood/Nevada. He has connections.

You just know the Batcave has pictures of him in every room, just like the Wayne manor. Probably a sticker in the Bat-computer facing the reader, too.

Has anybody ever commented how ,independent of the man himself, Derek Savage is a pretty cool name?

I thought that goes without saying. It's like he exists in a pocket of 90s.

Does Daddy Derick come with him? Because he provides most of his powers.