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fuck off centrist cucks and libcucks you are both bad for not picking the side of true american values

>Is this supposed to be portraying Trump as stupid
I thought the joke was 4d chess is something simple to a layman but more complex then it really is.

Nobody feels betrayed because there is no ruse.

nice try stonetoss

>his own strategy guide
1. Tell mouthbreathers what they want to hear
2. Baffle opponents with bullshit
3. Claim to be winning even if clearly not succeeding
4. Gib rich people monies
Have I missed anything?

>REEEEEE DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY RETARDED BASED PEPE PRESIDEND

I mean considering how he's handled the squad Donald has unironically pushed the dems to the breaking point with twitter alone.

5.dab on tranny leftists

Isn't that the MO of all politics?

Because he's changed the game on them. I listen to a podcasts run by retards and the stuff they read about the DMC is a goldmine of evidence.

More or less, its just generally done without egging on Active Shooters and fucking up every decent government system. And without making an ass out of yourself on Twitter 24/7.
What cracks me up is that Bannon could go Tranny and Trumptards would still be licking his balls.

I'm a dirty commie, idiot. The libs are the right-wing centrist. There's no left in the US because McCarthyism wiped them out during the 50's.

>I mean considering how he's handled the squad
Yeah, Trump is pretty effective at blowing raspberries at junior minority congressmen and women. Wow.

>The libs are the right-wing centrist
Bullshit, go back to thegulags you commie rat

4D-chess is used to describe a strategy that seems bad but really has more to it, and is often used by Trump supporters to characterize him.

Example: Trump saying he wanted to build a wall sounded stupid, but really Trump wanted tighter border security and didn't care how it was done. Once Trump said, "build a wall and make Mexico pay for it," the question no longer became, "Should we tighten our border?" but instead, "How should we tighten our border?"
That's 4D-chess.

He's pushed them to the forefront of the party and forced the entirety of theDNC to defend even their dumbest views. That alone has hurt the party in the eyes of the moderate majority .

>t. bootlicking fudd
Remember to turn all your guns in at your local Trump disposal unit

I'm excited about lupin's ending

but god damn fuck boruto

Isn’t it checkers?

He seems like a decently intelligent and stable kid, I can't see him falling for the tranny meme.

The Dems failed due to themselves mostly. It was already evident when Hillary became their candidate. Right-wing centrists parading around as leftist by giving idpol lipservice have failed all around the world in the last few years, Trump isn't the cause of that, it's the consequence. Fuck that was /pol/'s big thing during the election: Trump won because mostly of how hateable the Dems had made themselves.

To be fair it makes sense up until you do the stupid thing. If he just said "fooled you" and then hit a button that let lose a wall of drones to monitor the border then it would be 4d chess.

A whole bunch of coal miners, farmers, and people who cared about things like infrastructure and spending probably feel pretty tricked at this point.

"MAGA: Or How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Merchant"

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>Boruto: Naruto Next Generations - TBD
A friend gave me the run down on this and I'm certain naruto was created as a plot to weed out the retarded.

How is that bullshit? The dem slash your wellfare programs during the 90 and Obama still holds the reccord of explusion of immigrants. Oh, also there were less people in the Gulag system than there is currently in the american. Less people died in them too. Hell, there are less people in the current Chinese and Russian prisons COMBINED than there is in the current american prisons. The american prison is a thousand worst than the Soviet gulags plus now you have concentration camps on top of that. This is going to end badly.

its what they deserve for being dumb enough to live in flyover land

I DON'T CARE WHERE, JUST FAR AWAY!

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Why do triggered redditors who cry about Trump so much come to Yea Forums and get pissy and angrily reply to the people who call them out with deliberately out of context and hyperbolic “bad” things Trump has done or try to dismantle parts of their post and cry about /pol/?

Yes, that's the joke, Donnie.

mexico is not paying for the wall
the trade war is lost
violent video games will be regulated
hate crimes will be punishable by death
the US is still Israels bitch

all because of your daddy trump. You do yourself no favors by continuing to suck your false prophets dick.

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>Hell, there are less people in the current Chinese and Russian prisons COMBINED than there is in the current american prisons
The difference is, those are criminals the Russians and chinese have people who thought thier leader was looking ok and not great in black shoes.

Did anyone ever tell you about commas?

but redditors love trump r/the_donald migrated here and never left

Programming.

Wait, games will be regulated? When was this?

0) get bailed out of billions of banruptcy and get owned by russia

I hope the concentration camp meme continues into the general election, it makes democrats look so insane that they'll probably lose in 2024 as well.

time.com/5644120/donald-trump-el-paso-shooting-speech/

Or a period or two. That is definitely one hell of a run-on sentence.

t. election tourist

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>but reddit loves the subreddits they banned

4d chess

Stop trying to confuse him! He knows NY Shyster and the GOP are striving hard for the working man-hahahaha-and trying to improve the lot of the middle-class-hehehehe-and are going to reform Healthcare and Big Pharma and Insurance-ohgodican'tbreathe-and expel all the illegals that provide cheap labor, and totally bring those jobs back from overseas!*gasp*

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t_d has never been banned. The sub is still up.

A lot of normal people find the kiddie concentration camps a bit distasteful, desu

it was never banned

So they have less criminals, even while including everyone that says something mean about their leader? What the fuck is wrong with Americans than that they have to commit that much more crime?

>Use Daddy's millions to become a real estate shyster
Every successful business started with a loan, retard
>Hire shit-tons of illegals and low-wage scab contractors
So just like every business ever
>Cheat contractors right and left
Oh no how dare he mistreat workers whose unions are built to avoid working as much as possible
>Run properties shittily, lose them to bankruptcy on the taxpayer's dime
Name 10. Trump steaks doesn't count.
>Rob own charities to buy collectible junk
Implying charities haven't always been scams
>Cheat on already favorable tax conditions
You'd be doing the same thing if your pitiful earnings weren't easily tracked at a moments notice.

You sound like an underage redditor who knows jack shit about the business world. That whole realm is about getting the most money with the least amount of work; maybe if you actually had sex you wouldn't be so morally injured by businessman businessing.

Sage

Holy SHIT.

>the joke
>your head

>Oh no how dare he mistreat workers whose unions are built to avoid working as much as possible
Like the people who gave him the "blue wall" in 2016? I know every MAGApede likes to LARP as a billionaire when it comes to the topic of the tax cuts and how they personally benefited from them, but a lot of people are angry about that too.

And everyone knows that they're not holocaust gas chambers for children, so you end up looking unhinged.

Democrats actually remove immigrants they don't want in the country and Obama holding the record for most immigrants removed is gonna be a talking point during the election. Republicans are currently spending tax money to imprison them because they've convinced their voters that without a wall, they'll just turn around and waltz in anyway. They tied their hands with spending money on children in cages by insisting the border isn't secure.

>Sure he lies, cheats and steals! But he totally means the things he tells to chanting, worshipful mobs while smirking!
Goddamn this is some battered-wife syndrome right here.

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>name 10

No. Trump University, but most importantly, Taj Mahal. It takes a special kind of idiot to lose money on a casino.

>a lot of people are angry about saving money on taxes

???????

>Every successful business started with a loan, retard
That's not true. I have a successful business I started with less than $500 in my living room.

He also got essentially a modern equivalent of 7-10 million dollars, already had millions given to him by his father at that point, then inherited hundreds of millions more and a pre-built business empire.

>Oh no how dare he mistreat workers whose unions are built to avoid working as much as possible

Yes, not paying people for work is totally fair. Totally. Want to come sand my deck?

And why would I want someone like that too make policy decisions? Trump is perfectly alright as a businessman, but which of those qualities make him a good president?