>never had an actual education
>is so coddled and sheltered he will cry at the most minor thing
>is actually retarded
>has no marketable skills
>has never done any actual labour in his life
>lives on a beachhouse thats probably stealing it's water and electricity
Oh boy when this boy actually steps outside of his Beach Town and his Gem Royalty life.
Never had an actual education
>is actually retarded
Has this been confirmed? I've been out of the loop
Was a bit hyperbolic there but he's not smart at all, he's really fucking dumb.
Maybe if you've only ever seen season 1 or episodes boarded by Lamar Abrams. Connie really helped him mature pretty quickly.
>Never had an actual education
Pearl teaches him the basic
>Cries at the most basic thing
No
>No marketable skills
He has perfect pitch and can play multiple instruments, not to mention sing
>Never done actual labor
He worked as a roadie briefly
>The Beach House steals its supplies
The washing machines work on gem tech, so no
>No marketable skills
>Never done actual labor
The marketability of singing aside, he’s so physically strong now that if he wanted to he could probably lift a car with one hand like Superman. That’s a pretty marketable physical labour skill.
Also he seems to be able to manipulate people with a grin a few tears and a stupid song. He could be a natural diplomat.
That’s also marketable.
You know he has super strength right? And he’s sort of a musical prodigy. And that’s not even getting into his healing abilities.
He's probably going to get into politics.
>AU where he's basically the Anti-Venom of the SU world
>AU where he follows in Greg's footsteps
He has plenty of potential imo
Also he's superpowered Gem royalty, he doesn't exactly need to go and get a job.
>never had an actual education
Who needs one when you'e the heir of a transgalactic empire and a millionaire father?
>is so coddled and sheltered he will cry at the most minor thing
He singlehandedly stood out the Diamond Authority and completely owned them.
>is actually retarded
Which he clearly isn't.
>has no marketable skills
Why he should ever need such a thing?
>has never done any actual labour in his life
Having actual labour in your life isn't something to be proud of. It means you're either poor or low educated.
>lives on a beachhouse thats probably stealing it's water and electricity
Nigga lives near the ocean and has a pocket dimension in his house.
You are fucking retarded.